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SAM: Your game is really suffering.
MARISHA: Thanks for the damn compliment.
MATT: As you approach, the young man with this
large, sharpened knife– it looks like it may have
been a heavy butchering knife that he’s using to
fillet and pull the skin off the snake. Looks back
at you guys and doesn’t know what’s going on. You
hear a voice go, “Hey!” You look up and you see
the fisherman that you saw before, the one who
came to you guys in the tavern. He’s up on top of
the roof, and he’s currently boarding some
portions of it. It looks like a part of the roof
had been damaged in the fray. He goes, “Hold on,”
gets up, and comes down the ladder on the side and
approaches. You can see he’s sweating. “I’m so
sorry, I didn’t know you were coming. What can I
"do for you?”
MARISHA: Sorry for dropping in.
LAURA: Do we look like ourselves yet?
MATT: No, actually. This is an interesting point.
TRAVIS: Damn it.
SAM: Wait. None of you look the same.
MATT: That’s right, no, thank you for reminding
me. He comes out and he goes, “How can I help
"you?”
(laughter)
LAURA: It’s us!
MARISHA: Yeah, it’s me. I pull the hat off and
pull my hair up. It’s Beauregard. We killed your
snake?
LAURA: (in normal voice) Pretend that I don’t
talk– (in human accent) Pretend that I don’t talk
like this.
TRAVIS: Fuck it, I drop Disguise Self.
MATT: He goes,“Ah!”
TRAVIS: I’m sorry to deceive you.
MATT: I’m very confused.
MARISHA: Oh no. Don’t worry about it. What was
your name, friend?
MATT: “Rinaldo.”
MARISHA: Rinaldo! That’s what it was. I knew it
was an R! Okay, Rinaldo.
TRAVIS: Rinaldo, this snake that was in your house
is not the only strange occurrence that’s been
happening. We’re trying to find out the cause of
it. Have you seen anything else like this in the
time that’s passed?
MATT: “No, we’ve been doing repairs on the house
and getting everything underway. This is the first
"thing that’s come on this side. Most of them live
toward the center of the lake and stay underwater.
"It’s been two in the last few months that have
come up. It’s a bit of a nuisance.”
LAURA: Have you seen any zombies coming out of the
lake?
MATT: “Zombies? What are you talking about?”
TRAVIS: We’re asking after a man that helped down
at the docks, named Enon. Have you heard of him?
MATT: “Enon?”
TRAVIS: Enon.