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MATT: And that’s how you start it. All right.
LAURA: So I’m leaving it to you to do that
counting. Which is really hard for me, personally,
but there you go.
MARISHA: How do you split up four gold? We have
four gold and there’s only three of us.
LAURA: Don’t know.
TRAVIS: Well, I actually did pretty good at that
card game, so you can have mine.
MARISHA: Aw. I will. Okay.
LAURA: So two for each of us! That’s great.
MARISHA: Oh, that’s good. One for you, two for
me, two for– oh wait, no, wait, math doesn’t
make sense.
SAM: She’s your treasurer?
MATT: This is going to go great.
LAURA: It’s hard not being the treasurer.
MARISHA: I’ll give two to Jester, one for you, one
for me. And then 22 silver, that’s–
LAURA: Tell you what, you do that math.
MATT: While you’re counting this out and figuring
out the division of your gains, Fjord, you glance
about, narrowing your orcish eyes across the room,
and you can see two other tables there are some
gentlemen who are peering over, and as soon as
they meet your gaze, they go right back to their
business and completely shrink away. There’s a man
and a hooded figure at a table immediately
adjacent to you. The man looks rather filthy, his
hair a bit unkempt, and he’s trying to finish his
drink. However, the smaller halfling-looking
figure is just glaring intently, and is slowly
leaning in the direction of the table.
TRAVIS: That’s creepy. Fucking disgusting. I think
we have people watching us.
LAURA: Who is watching us?
TRAVIS: Well, just take a look right over there.
SAM: Don’t arouse suspicion, but did you hear all
that coin hit that table, Caleb?
LIAM: I did. It’s on the table, though, so I think
on the table it will stay.
SAM: Yes, but we could follow them out. We could
do the Moneypot. We could run Rat Food. We could
do Prince and the Pauper to get it from them. We
could try Spider Eyes. Any of those could work–
LAURA: Are you guys staying here?
MATT: This blue-skinned tiefling suddenly leans
over to you at the table.
SAM: Don’t move. Don’t move. Tieflings can only
see movement.
LIAM: I don’t think that’s true–
LAURA: It’s very true, we have a hard time seeing
things that aren’t moving, it’s very true. But I
can hear you. You should take a bath. You know they
have showers here. It’s possible.
LIAM: A what now?
LAURA: You bathe yourself in water.
LIAM: No, I’ve bathed before, yeah, I know what a
bath is.