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disguised yourselves. What are you doing?
LAURA: I walk into the lake and crouch down?
MATT: Jester walks up and wades in about six
inches of water and just– gives her best duck
impression.
SAM: I will take off my mask and start attacking
Caleb in a convincing fashion. Not to draw blood
but– yeah.
MATT: Make a deception check.
SAM: Deception check?
MATT: Yes.
SAM: Oh.
LIAM: Can I start going (groans) Oh get off, you
little beast! To help with the illusion?
SAM: (snarling noises)
MATT: Sure, make a deception check.
SAM: Oh, my deception check was a three minus
three.
LIAM: But roll with advantage.
SAM: At advantage?
LIAM: I’m helping you, you little–
SAM: Seven minus three!
LIAM: Oh no!
MATT: Okay so as soon as these two crownsguard see
this, they go “Shit!” They pull their blades and
they start charging you, Nott, to try and protect
their other crownsguard–
LIAM: I take Nott and slam her into a wall as hard
as I can and say: Down you beast!
MATT: All right, as you rush up in a jog, blades
drawn, one of them is going to go ahead and
attempt to strike.
SAM: Oh god! Sure.
MATT: That is going to be a 14 to hit.
SAM: Miss!
MATT: So you manage to (squeaks) and narrowly
dodge the blade as it strikes through the back of
your cloak and pins it to the side of a wooden
pole that is on the outside of an overhang where
some of the fish are being left out to dry and
turn into fish jerky. It holds you in place as
you’re snarling and looking scared. The other one
pulls out his blade and says “Where did this thing
"come from!?”
LIAM: I have it! And I punch Nott right in the
face.
SAM: Oh!
MATT: All right, you take one point of bludgeoning
damage, Nott, and blood just (flowing noise) from
the nose.
LIAM: I have this. We’re taking these people across
to jail.
TRAVIS: (Regal voice) Indeed, stay our blade,
please, obviously he can handle this.
LIAM: Don’t you fucking move you little green
piece of filth.
SAM: (spits)
TRAVIS: Right in your face! Haha, incredible.
LIAM: This one is mine, thank you. Beat her within