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MATT: “They’re thinking something about the show.
They’re thinking Gustav made this happen. I don’t
think it’s Gustav, he’s a good man. He makes poor
choices and it’s plagued him his whole life, you
can see it in his brow. But good intentions have
grave consequences. No one that good comes out of
Shady Creek Run without some mistakes behind them,
but I don’t see him doing this.”
TALIESIN: What would be the point?
LAURA: Has it ever happened like this before?
MATT: “No.”
LAURA: Anything weird ever happened before?
MATT: “Weird things? All the time. We’re a bunch
of weird folk, work with a lot of weird people.
Bunch of strange freaks gathered to this show.”
MARISHA: Was there anyone new here recently that
you haven’t worked with a lot?
MATT: “Yeah, she apparently ran off.”
TALIESIN: Yasha’s the newest, but she can be
flighty.
MARISHA: What about Mona and Yuli?
MATT: “The sisters are bitter, but it’s no fault
of theirs.”
MARISHA: Why are they bitter?
MATT: “Because the world is cruel.”
TALIESIN: You’ve never met it– Well, nevermind.
MATT: “I wish I could help them, but it–”
MARISHA: (stutters) What happened to them?
LAURA: Are you drunk? What’s going on?
MARISHA: No, I’m trying to hear and whisper at the
same time.
LAURA: You can talk at a normal volume.
MATT: Magical whisper. Cone of Whisper.
MARISHA: Matt Cone of Whisper!
TALIESIN: Oh God, that’s a new thing now.
MARISHA: What did they say? Why do they think
that? Why is the world shitty?
MATT: “Have you been around? Have you travelled to
see anything?”
MARISHA: Yeah. Listen. The world has its own brand
of shitty depending on whose eyes are looking at
it, right? So what is their brand of shitty?
TALIESIN: Circus shitty.
MATT: “I don’t know. Ask them.”
MARISHA: Where are they?
TALIESIN: In a tent over there.
MATT: “They don’t seem to take much of a liking to
me anyway, so I can’t really tell you myself. I’m
"sorry.”
SAM: They don’t like you? Why?
MATT: “There’s a lot of people that don’t like
me.”
LAURA: I like you, Desmond. I think you’re great.
SAM: Why? What did you do?
MATT: He looks at you and goes, “Same reason folks
probably don’t like you; you’re different.”
SAM: Hmm.
TALIESIN: Is everybody still here? They’ve not