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big snake? So maybe there’s even bigger things
coming up, you know?
TALIESIN: Can I make another roll?
MATT: Sure.
SAM: Ashley confirmed worst hype-man ever.
(laughter)
TALIESIN: 19.
MATT: Yeah, easy enough. Even with discerning eyes
at the table, you are at the top of your game.
TALIESIN: The Serpent card appears. Of course you
did.
LAURA: (gasps) Oh my gosh! Look at that! How did
you even do that?
TALIESIN: That’s all the cards. I’m simply a
vessel for higher powers.
LIAM: While everybody’s watching this shit happen,
may I cast Detect Magic?
MATT: You may. You lean back and subtly begin a brief
muttering of an incantation, your fingers wash
through the air, a faint silver gleam across your
fingertips. Nothing magical shows up in the
immediate vicinity.
LAURA: Will you ask the cards if I’m going to find
him?
TALIESIN: If you’re going to find her?
LAURA: Him.
TALIESIN: Give me a little bit more. Who’s this
'him’ that you’re looking for?
LAURA: I’m looking for my dad.
TALIESIN: 14.
MATT: You fumble for a second, but the card still
finds its way through without issue.
TALIESIN: Pushing through, pushing through. The
Eye card pulls up. You’ve already found the clue
you’re looking for. You just don’t know what it is
yet.
LAURA: Really?
TALIESIN: Apparently. Well, it’s what the cards
are saying. It’s right in front of you.
LAURA: Wow. Does it say how long ago I found it?
Because that’s–
TALIESIN: Sadly, I don’t have that sort of
specifics. That’s much more expensive.
LAURA: That’s going to take a lot of thinking.
TALIESIN: Well, you find us at the show, you’ll
find my tent and I’d be happy to give you a more
complicated reading.
LAURA: I can’t wait! It’s going to be so much
fun.
TALIESIN: So much fun.
MATT: Yasha, at this point, the barmaid, Adelaine,
comes up and hands you the ordered ale.
ASHLEY: Thank you, my lady.
MATT: “On the house.”
TALIESIN: On the house!
ASHLEY: That’s very kind of you.
MARISHA: Do you perform in the circus, too?
ASHLEY: No. I do not. I just– I put it up.
MARISHA: Oh, cool.