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LAURA: Okay, I’ll put one in, then you have only
eight.
MATT: Okay, so eight off. All right, you have the
gold. We’ll say for the purposes of expediency,
it’s easy enough to go and purchase the necessary
incense and it’s quite a bit. For the purposes of
this ritual, which you’ve done before, it’s quite
a cluster you have to assemble for this. The
chalk’s amassed, the other materials you need for
it.
TALIESIN: I just saw Jester open her purse.
Dear–!
LIAM: Brain wipe. I’m going to go up to my room and it takes
me an hour to do this. An hour and ten minutes to
be exact. I put the–
TALIESIN: The ten minutes is clean-up.
(laughter)
LIAM: Look at the dungeon master. Is that maybe
the longest facepalm?
MATT: I don’t know, you guys have made me facepalm
pretty long before.
LIAM: I go upstairs to cast “Find Familiar”.
MARISHA: Oh, you found him!
MATT: What form?
LIAM: A sparrow.
MATT: As you finish the concentration, the cat
form shimmers and condenses into this tiny little
cluster of coal before it sprouts wings and you
glance on your shoulder. (whistles)
LIAM: I’m sorry, I know this is not your preferred
form, but it is only temporary until I get ten
more gold. Let’s go down and get some breakfast.
MATT: You guys, after waiting patiently and
talking amongst yourselves, Caleb reemerges with a
tiny sparrow.
LIAM: There he is. He lands on Molly’s horn.
LAURA: Damn it. Right here?
LIAM: On his horn, yes.
TALIESIN: Go ahead.
LAURA: This is the lumpiest little bird I’ve ever
seen.
MARISHA: Is his name still Frumpkin, it’s just a
bird now?
LIAM: Always Frumpkin, yeah.
TALIESIN: He’s a little feathery Frumpkin.
LIAM: He flits over to Jester’s horn. Takes a
dump.
LAURA: I feel so special and blessed, you guys.
TALIESIN: You look like a princess.
LAURA: Thank you.
LIAM: He stays there for the time being. Is this
what we’re doing? I can’t go anywhere, I’m going
to be blind and deaf, I have to stay still and
safe. Try not hit me in the head with too many
things. It’ll take a while, but he will go off.
TRAVIS: Well, if you’d like, you could stay at the
inn, or we could acquire that boat and once you’re
on board we could send it out as a sort of a
recon.
LIAM: That’s true as well.