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LAURA: Okay, I’ll put one in, then you have only |
eight. |
MATT: Okay, so eight off. All right, you have the |
gold. We’ll say for the purposes of expediency, |
it’s easy enough to go and purchase the necessary |
incense and it’s quite a bit. For the purposes of |
this ritual, which you’ve done before, it’s quite |
a cluster you have to assemble for this. The |
chalk’s amassed, the other materials you need for |
it. |
TALIESIN: I just saw Jester open her purse. |
Dear–! |
LIAM: Brain wipe. I’m going to go up to my room and it takes |
me an hour to do this. An hour and ten minutes to |
be exact. I put the– |
TALIESIN: The ten minutes is clean-up. |
(laughter) |
LIAM: Look at the dungeon master. Is that maybe |
the longest facepalm? |
MATT: I don’t know, you guys have made me facepalm |
pretty long before. |
LIAM: I go upstairs to cast “Find Familiar”. |
MARISHA: Oh, you found him! |
MATT: What form? |
LIAM: A sparrow. |
MATT: As you finish the concentration, the cat |
form shimmers and condenses into this tiny little |
cluster of coal before it sprouts wings and you |
glance on your shoulder. (whistles) |
LIAM: I’m sorry, I know this is not your preferred |
form, but it is only temporary until I get ten |
more gold. Let’s go down and get some breakfast. |
MATT: You guys, after waiting patiently and |
talking amongst yourselves, Caleb reemerges with a |
tiny sparrow. |
LIAM: There he is. He lands on Molly’s horn. |
LAURA: Damn it. Right here? |
LIAM: On his horn, yes. |
TALIESIN: Go ahead. |
LAURA: This is the lumpiest little bird I’ve ever |
seen. |
MARISHA: Is his name still Frumpkin, it’s just a |
bird now? |
LIAM: Always Frumpkin, yeah. |
TALIESIN: He’s a little feathery Frumpkin. |
LIAM: He flits over to Jester’s horn. Takes a |
dump. |
LAURA: I feel so special and blessed, you guys. |
TALIESIN: You look like a princess. |
LAURA: Thank you. |
LIAM: He stays there for the time being. Is this |
what we’re doing? I can’t go anywhere, I’m going |
to be blind and deaf, I have to stay still and |
safe. Try not hit me in the head with too many |
things. It’ll take a while, but he will go off. |
TRAVIS: Well, if you’d like, you could stay at the |
inn, or we could acquire that boat and once you’re |
on board we could send it out as a sort of a |
recon. |
LIAM: That’s true as well. |
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