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TALIESIN: No aerator? |
(laughter) |
SAM: You monster! |
(laughter) |
TALIESIN: You’ve ruined it. |
MATT: “Fair be it to me to judge. To Crookedstone, |
then.” He picks up his oar and begins paddling. |
LAURA: Tell me more about this witch! |
MATT: “I don’t know. Probably died many years ago |
and no one goes around, seeing as it’s cursed |
land. You’ll see for yourself soon enough.” |
LAURA: Did she have a wart on her nose? |
MATT: “Probably.” |
LAURA: Yeah. |
MATT: “We don’t really deal with witch folk.” |
LAURA: Did she wear a hat? Like a pointy one? |
MATT: “I’d only expect as such.” |
LAURA: Right? |
MATT: (chuckles) Takes another swig as you guys |
begin to make your way towards the center of the |
Ustaloch– |
TRAVIS: Can I put an arm around Beau and have her |
come to the front of the boat so we can check out |
the waters as we’re going, just for anything that |
might be– |
MATT: Sure. Both of you make a perception check, |
please. |
TALIESIN: I’m going to keep my eyes peeled as |
well. |
MATT: Sure. |
LAURA: I’m going to draw witches in my |
sketchbook. |
MARISHA: (yelling) God fucking shitballs cock! |
LIAM: I actually tagged along with them. |
MATT: Okay. |
TALIESIN: (growls and sighs) |
LAURA: So it went well? |
MARISHA: (high-pitched) It’s great. It’s a good |
roll. |
SAM: I’m drinking tons of whiskey because I’m |
super scared to be on the water. |
TALIESIN: Eight. |
TRAVIS: 13. |
LIAM: 20. |
MATT: Okay. For future note, if everyone’s going |
to make a perception check I may have a few folks, |
you know, to helm it, and other people aiding |
their roll with advantage. Just so we don’t end up |
having a barrage of perception like, “They failed? |
I do it. They failed? I do it.” Because that |
gets a little lame. All right, as you guys keep |
watch over the edge of the water, heading in as |
the sky darkens, heading towards Crookedstone, the |
island in the center of the Ustaloch. Prepare |
yourselves for whatever you’ll find there and |
we’re going to go to break! |
TRAVIS: Crookedstone, here we come! |
MATT: It’s time. We’re going to go ahead and take |
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