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TALIESIN: No aerator?
(laughter)
SAM: You monster!
(laughter)
TALIESIN: You’ve ruined it.
MATT: “Fair be it to me to judge. To Crookedstone,
then.” He picks up his oar and begins paddling.
LAURA: Tell me more about this witch!
MATT: “I don’t know. Probably died many years ago
and no one goes around, seeing as it’s cursed
land. You’ll see for yourself soon enough.”
LAURA: Did she have a wart on her nose?
MATT: “Probably.”
LAURA: Yeah.
MATT: “We don’t really deal with witch folk.”
LAURA: Did she wear a hat? Like a pointy one?
MATT: “I’d only expect as such.”
LAURA: Right?
MATT: (chuckles) Takes another swig as you guys
begin to make your way towards the center of the
Ustaloch–
TRAVIS: Can I put an arm around Beau and have her
come to the front of the boat so we can check out
the waters as we’re going, just for anything that
might be–
MATT: Sure. Both of you make a perception check,
please.
TALIESIN: I’m going to keep my eyes peeled as
well.
MATT: Sure.
LAURA: I’m going to draw witches in my
sketchbook.
MARISHA: (yelling) God fucking shitballs cock!
LIAM: I actually tagged along with them.
MATT: Okay.
TALIESIN: (growls and sighs)
LAURA: So it went well?
MARISHA: (high-pitched) It’s great. It’s a good
roll.
SAM: I’m drinking tons of whiskey because I’m
super scared to be on the water.
TALIESIN: Eight.
TRAVIS: 13.
LIAM: 20.
MATT: Okay. For future note, if everyone’s going
to make a perception check I may have a few folks,
you know, to helm it, and other people aiding
their roll with advantage. Just so we don’t end up
having a barrage of perception like, “They failed?
I do it. They failed? I do it.” Because that
gets a little lame. All right, as you guys keep
watch over the edge of the water, heading in as
the sky darkens, heading towards Crookedstone, the
island in the center of the Ustaloch. Prepare
yourselves for whatever you’ll find there and
we’re going to go to break!
TRAVIS: Crookedstone, here we come!
MATT: It’s time. We’re going to go ahead and take