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ASHLEY: Isn’t she behind the door?
MATT: She didn’t close the door there. She stepped
into the space to maintain eye contact.
SAM: (singing) Open the door on your mystery date.
Caleb, you have to make a dex save.
TALIESIN: Dex save?
MATT: Dex save, please.
LIAM: 20.
MATT: That’s a success.
MARISHA: 14.
MATT: That is a failure.
SAM: How? You’re pinned to a wall!
TALIESIN: Dex save? 22 for me.
MATT: Success. Oh, you’re not there. Nott?
LIAM: I spun myself like a pinwheel.
MATT: Fjord and Jester, if you could.
SAM: Marisha, do one for Fjord.
MARISHA: Don’t fuck Fjord, Gil! Oh, good. 17 for
Fjord.
TALIESIN: Ten for Jester.
MATT: Okay, so everyone saves except for Fjord.
Sorry, Jester. 27 points of piercing damage,
halved to be 13 points of piercing damage to
everybody.
MARISHA: Do I save?
MATT: You rolled a–?
MARISHA: 14.
MATT: No, you do not, so you take the full 27
points of piercing damage.
TALIESIN: Okay, so 14 points of piercing damage.
MARISHA: I had 27 hit points left.
MATT: No shit?
ASHLEY: You’re unconscious?
MARISHA: Beau’s unconscious again.
SAM: How about you, Cay? Cay-Cay?
LIAM: Low.
SAM: Low, okay.
MATT: And still pinned. Jester took a full 27.
SAM: How’s she?
ASHLEY: Jester took a full 27?
MATT: She rolled low for her dexterity check. 27
points of damage.
TALIESIN: Is that the whole, or did you not do the
whole thing? I’m up. I’m fine.
MATT: That’s its action. It is locked in place and
it can’t move. Its speed is zero, frustratingly.
Caleb, I need you to make another concentration
check, please, from the damage you took.
LIAM: On what? Nothing’s up.
MATT: I thought your other cat hand?
LIAM: That failed last time, didn’t it?
MATT: It failed, but can you still try it for
every turn after, or is it a one-time cast thing?
LIAM: It can use a strength save to break out of
it and it exists, but if I fail my concentration