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he likes me.
LIAM: Sure, right now he likes you.
MARISHA: Is this a real cat? Or is this a fake
cat?
LIAM: What do you mean, a fake cat?
MARISHA: Like a magic cat.
LIAM: He’s both a real cat and a magic cat.
MARISHA: Is he an illusion cat?
LIAM: Do you feel him?
TRAVIS: Could you put him over there?
MARISHA: Are you allergic to Frumpkins? Oh no!
LAURA: But he’s a magic cat. How can you be
allergic to magic cats?
TRAVIS: I’m pretty sure he’s a real fucking cat.
MARISHA: He’s one of those hypoallergenic magic
cats.
LIAM: I don’t know what the Fifth Edition rules
are–
LAURA: –for cat dander?
MATT: As far as you know right now? Yeah, he’s
having an actual allergic attack. A minor one.
MARISHA: I walk away a little bit from Fjord.
LIAM: Shit.
(laughter)
SAM: Well, you’re both magic-users, then. And so
is the larger fellow?
TRAVIS: Well, I mean, a little.
LAURA: Yeah, I mean, he’s learning. He’s getting
really good at it.
TRAVIS: Trying to learn more.
LAURA: Yeah, you should have seen him. He
disguised himself the other day, and it was like,
(clicks tongue).
TRAVIS: Thanks, Jester. She’s better at it than I
am. We’re trying to make our way up to the Academy
to get a little bit more learning done.
LAURA: Well, he’s going to learn. I’m not going to
go to the Academy.
MARISHA: Man, this Academy place keeps getting
brought up.
TRAVIS: Well yeah, it’s the place to be.
MARISHA: Okay.
SAM: I’m sorry, what Academy are we talking
about?
TRAVIS: Solstryce Academy. You know.
MATT: Soltryce.
LAURA: Yeah, that one.
SAM: The Soul Train Academy.
LIAM: It’s a very fancy place.
TRAVIS: You know it.
LIAM: I have heard of it.
TRAVIS: And you have arcane talents as well.
LIAM: Yeah.
LAURA: How long have you had yours?
LIAM: That’s a tricky question. I studied when I
was younger, and then I gave it up for a while. I
picked it up again recently. It’s all