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MATT: (laughs) Most of which because it’s such a
ridiculous item.
MARISHA: Then after I, deliriously tired of
scooping up ball bearings, I’m going to stumble
back and collapse next to Caleb and also take a
short rest.
MATT: Okay.
ASHLEY: May I go over and see the room where this
thing was staying in, on the other side?
MATT: Sure, so you make your way to the opposite
end.
SAM: Anything near the bodies?
MATT: Make an investigation check.
SAM: This I’m good at. One.
(laughter)
MATT: You find– at first you think it’s dried
compost, but you eventually realize, no, it’s just
very old human excrement.
MARISHA: Ooh.
TALIESIN: At some point we’ll cast Detect Magic–
MATT: You found prison poop.
SAM: Old prison poop.
MATT: Yes. Yasha, you head off to the other side
where the gate is open, and as you go inside, you
can see the interior of this chamber is as scraped
up as the rest of them from where this sentry was
attempting to scan and break out. On the inside–
make an investigation check? First time for you?
ASHLEY: I think it is. 11.
MATT: 11, okay. Looking around on the inside, you
take a glance– and there are these little pieces
of things everywhere, some hard, some soft, and
you start pulling it up, and you notice that a lot
of these are tiny torn slivers of blanket or sheet
or pillow, and the other hard pieces are tiny
shards of bone. Whatever prisoners who were in
here who could not keep this at bay, their remains
have been, time and time again, ground, battered,
and destroyed by this creature as it ran through.
It has torn apart their bedding and their bodies,
but beyond that, nothing else of interest.
LIAM: Back at the front gate, leaning against
Beauregard: Eh, what is that? Is that your blood–
or is that mine?
MARISHA: (slurring) I don’t know, it might be
yours. It’s hard to tell.
LIAM: (snoring)
MATT: Fjord pats you on the shoulder next to you
and goes, “Hey, I just wanted to let you know, I
"appreciate what you did, taking the brunt of it,
because it didn’t even hurt me.”
MARISHA: (slurring) That’s very true. I’m going to
remember that next time.
MATT: “And that’s because of you.”
MARISHA: (slurring) You’re the best, Fjord.
MATT: “I know.” All righty, so what else are you
guys doing?
SAM: Should we retrieve the magic core or anything
as proof of what we did here?
TALIESIN: I mean, the fact that we’re going to
leave the door open and it’s not coming up, but
yeah, we’ll go get the core and I figure we’re