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TALIESIN: If there was possible to buy some food,
I want to have some camping food for the rest,
like good stuff.
MATT: High-quality provisions for the rest of the
trip?
TALIESIN: Oh yeah, just really good food.
ASHLEY: Stews.
TALIESIN: Some meat, veggies. Just (grunts).
MATT: If you drop a solid two gold–
TALIESIN: Done!
MATT: You have good road meals that’ll last–
TALIESIN: We’re eating good!
MATT: Oh, for the whole group? For the whole
group, put five gold down and I’d say you guys
have some of the finest fucking food you could
have on the road going north. That is good eating.
TALIESIN: Yep. We’re going to be eating really
good.
MATT: On the outskirts of the Tinkertop Inventions
shack, you make your way on the inside and you
see, in the process of feverishly sketching out
designs, Cleff Tinkertop barely look up from his
page. “Oh! Hello, good to see you all again. Thank
you. Thank you for helping with that. I think,
"based on some of these new designs I’m coming
forward, they might be interested in a new
"version! Perhaps a new design! Perhaps an update,
if you will, based on the notes you gave me, so
"here’s to hoping!”
SAM: Okay. Worth a shot.
MARISHA: Don’t know if a lesson was learned here,
but all right, let’s continue on.
TALIESIN: Maybe the lesson was for us. I’m not
sure.
MATT: “Can I help you with anything?”
SAM: Well, we just came to say goodbye; we’re
probably rolling out of town soon. And, you know,
I mean, if you had an extra crossbow lying
around.
MATT: “Ha ha! Right, sorry, I forgot entirely!
I’ll be right back.” He goes back and rummages and
pulls out the fantastic, previously displayed
Tinkertop Boltblaster 1000 and goes, “Thank you
"for your help. I hope it serves you well. By the
way, if there’s any problems, if you wouldn’t mind
"making notes, and feel free to mail them off to me
so I can perhaps improve on the next iteration.”
SAM: A beta testing sort of a thing?
MATT: “If you don’t mind. That’d be fantastic.”
TALIESIN: I’m so excited.
SAM: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
TALIESIN: Ooh, nice.
SAM: Sure.
TALIESIN: Woo!
SAM: Okay. Yes. Ugh.
TALIESIN: That can happen. That’s okay.
SAM: I love it. It’s great.
TALIESIN: That’s very you. It’s very you.
SAM: Thank you. Thank you, Cleff.