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MARISHA: What about a tent? Can I shove a tent in
here?
MATT: A tent you can probably mangle and push in
there and you manage to get the tent in. But the
shield someone will have to wear on their back or
strap to a horse.
MARISHA: Yeah, let’s strap it to a horse.
TALIESIN: Are we going to try and pack horse this?
Is that how we’re–?
MARISHA: No I think we can…
LIAM: Go faster without a spare horse.
MARISHA: I think the shield and–
SAM: The big things we’re leaving?
MARISHA: We put a tent in there and if we want to
attach another tent to the back.
LIAM: DM, you said we could put the shield on the
side of a horse?
MATT: You can put the shield– strap it to a
horse, it’s fine because it’s just an additional
thing you’re strapping on to it. It’s up to you.
LIAM: Okay.
MATT: It’s just the additional horse is going to
be a problem if you’re going to travel at a fast pace.
LIAM: Well then, we shouldn’t do that, we should
go as fast as we can right now.
SAM: All right.
MARISHA: So we’re leaving behind a horse and a
cart.
TALIESIN: Or we take the horse and cart at
reasonable speed.
SAM: No, we should leave them.
MARISHA: Is there a town coming up? Or some place
where we can quickly sell the horse and cart?
TALIESIN: Or stow it.
MATT: No, there is the Crispvale Thicket ahead
which has the crossroads, but there’s no town
there– Hupperdook behind you, or, honestly,
Nogvurot or Shadycreek Run.
MARISHA: We lead the horse to water, we force it
to drink, we give it some food, hope it lives.
LIAM: We set it free.
MARISHA: Maybe come back and find it.
LIAM: Or it’s free or somebody gets a new horse.
MARISHA: We hang a sign on it. “Free horse.”
SAM: Why don’t we kill it and take some meat? All
right, let’s just leave it.
ASHLY: I mean, not to put a damper on it, but if
you leave a horse around here, it’s probably going
to get killed. There’s a lot of shady folks around
here.
SAM: I mean, the horses are all named after–
MARISHA: Poop.
SAM: Poop. So we can probably–
MATT: So which one do you leave behind then?
SAM: I believe we’re going to take WC, Loo, John,
Crapper, and Toilet, but we’re going to leave Loaf.
(laughter)
TALIESIN: So we’re going to drop a Loaf.
SAM: We’re going to drop a quick Loaf, then go.
It’s always better to drop a Loaf before you go.