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ASHLY: All right.
MARISHA: You know, if we stumble upon one of them
maybe be like, “Hey. Met your grandma.”
TALIESIN: Some days it’s not hard to do a good
turn.
LIAM: But let’s be clear, we’re going to eliminate
the problem.
TALIESIN: Cheers.
LIAM: Save our friends. And if we can do something
extra, we do something extra. When we can.
SAM: And maybe even complete our mission.
TALIESIN: I’d forgotten about that.
MARISHA: I know that’s a big deal, that whole
mission completing thing.
TALIESIN: Been a little distracted.
MARISHA: Yeah.
LIAM: All right, let’s run these bastards down,
ja?
MATT: All right. Are you going at a normal pace,
or a fast pace?
MARISHA: Fast pace.
SAM: At a fast pace Matthew– I’m on horseback
with Caleb right? Could I be on the back, maybe
just flipping through Jester’s sketchbook?
MATT: Sure.
SAM: Okay, I’m going to look through the whole
thing.
MATT: All right. It is absurd. There are sketches
across the spectrum of silly-faced interpretations
and caricatures of the people you’ve met, of each
of you. There are little notes to The Traveler
throughout. You see people that you’ve liked in
the past looking beautiful, with tiny bodies, you
see people who you’ve hated in the past getting
stepped on by a poop monster. It’s childish in all
the delightful ways that you’d expect from
Jester’s capability.
SAM: Is it all drawings? Are there any notes, or
letters, or clues to her past?
MATT: There are notes. (pause) I will say, Laura
is not here to specify necessarily, that there are
passages in Common to The Traveler. What languages
do you know?
SAM: Common, Goblin, Halfling.
MATT: And there are a number of passages in a
language you don’t understand. Meatier passages.
Longer ones.
TALIESIN: If only there were a tiefling here, who
possibly spoke and read the same language.
LIAM: Or a wizard who can read anything.
LIAM and TALIESIN: Keep it to yourself.
SAM: Keep it to myself. [yelling] Keep steering
Caleb, I’m looking at nudie pictures!
MATT: So you carry on at a pretty good pace, and
you’re traveling rather swiftly. Though traveling
at this speed, it’s harder to perceive things at a
distance. Thankfully, this renewed vigor from the
tea that you had for the evening may help you in
that endeavor as well. So, who is keeping watch on
the roads ahead of you?
LIAM: I am.