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been stolen: yeah, they’re nice. Two of them.
One’s weird. One of them tried to kill you. The
other one, she’s adorable, but– Stupid. This one
here. What do you expect to do with her? How is
she going to help you do what you want to do? She
can watch your back–
MATT: (hooting)
LIAM: I know. Don’t worry, you’re fine. She’s as
much a liability as anything else. You know you’re
fucking mad when you’re gesticulating this much.
You should just go. You have told too much. I am
going to go. It’s time to go. He sits there for a
solid five minutes. Then two hours. Wait for
everyone to wake up.
MATT: Your watch comes to a close just as the
morning light begins to crest into the sky.
There’s a mild break in the clouds on the eastern
horizon over the Ashkeeper and the Dunrock
Mountains. You’re still getting a mostly cloudy
sky, but there are occasional bits of morning
light, faint light blues and yellows, and soft
white. The snowfall that has come throughout the
evening and packed up the very chilly cold night
is beginning to faintly thaw, but it is still a
very cold morning. As you all begin to come to
consciousness and gather your things, the clouds
close once more, and you look off towards the
northeast side of the valley and you can see
another darkened cloud coming with more snow and a
less forgiving turn of weather. Although it’s a
ways off, you can see it this far away. You pick
up your things, horses at the ready. Do you
continue your journey? Anything you want to do
before you head off?
MARISHA: I do my morning push-up and pull-up
routine.
TALIESIN: Squats.
MARISHA: And then I’m ready to go.
MATT: Okay. You have to set two horses side by
side and use your staff there to give you pull
ups. There’s not any trees here, but you manage to
pull it together.
MARISHA: Dope as fuck, yes I do.
LIAM: She can do it on the road.
MARISHA: Holy shit you guys I just figured out how
we can save 30 minutes.
MATT: On the road while you’re– You’re just Chuck
Norris-ing it between the two horses. (galloping noises)
ASHLY: It goes without saying that Keg is
aroused.
LIAM: You should do that Arnold monologue from
that documentary, (Schwarzenegger voice) “You know
"when I am with my– I am coming. And then when I’m
working out I am coming always.”
MARISHA: (Schwarzenegger voice) I feel like I’m
always coming.
MATT: (Schwarzenegger voice) Always pulling up.
Always.
TALIESIN: That’s a deep callback, wow.
MATT: Pushing on at what pace? I imagine
continuing at your hurried pace?
TALIESIN: Ja.
MATT: Pushing on for the remainder of this day,
who is keeping watch?