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LIAM: I am not going to destroy three horses in
one shot.
MARISHA: No, with Slow. Slow.
LIAM: I thought we talked about horses as well.
TALIESIN: We don’t need to slow the horses. We
have a tree. If we want, we have a–
MARISHA: No, we slow the people. Hang on, let me
go through this again. We fell the tree. We send
in Keg. Keg distracts. We send in Nott. Nott tries
to pick the locks to the cages. Get the people
out. Nott runs. Nott sends the message to Caleb.
Caleb does the Slow spell on the party. We go in,
we kick ass, we win, we’re victorious. I just said
that 30 seconds ago. Did you guys get it this time?
LIAM: They come upon a tree and somebody–
SAM: Are you aroused?
ASHLY: Yes.
LIAM: They come upon a tree in the road and a
woman that they despise now, and that is not
suspicious because?
TALIESIN: We could put her under the tree.
MARISHA: No, it is suspicious, but it’s
distracting.
SAM: Ah, help, I’m under a tree! Also, you hate
me.
TALIESIN: If you find somebody bleeding under a
tree, that’s not ridiculous. Tree fell, you
happened to get hit. Good luck.
MARISHA: That’s dumb. Maybe she’s standing on the
tree and she’s like, “I’m a badass with an axe and
"a hammer and I took down this tree and now I’m going
to take down you.”
TALIESIN: We could put you on top of the tree if
you feel like you want to have some words with
these people.
LIAM: I am not demanding anything, but my counter
proposal is that I walk 500 yards back along the
road, put the silver thread across the road so we
know they are coming, spend a few hours hiding
ourselves at the tops of these hills, waiting.
Nobody is in the road.
TALIESIN: I’m all right with that.
LIAM: We wait until they are just below us. I cast
Slow on them, and then we murder them.
MARISHA: Then we win, we’re victorious. Same
plan.
SAM and MARISHA: Same plan.
TALIESIN: You guys work on people–I still think
opening the cages is going to be a good call.
We’ll see what happens.
LIAM: Well, unless we hear a feasible plan for
doing that first–
MARISHA: Okay, okay. Plan A–
LIAM: I say we kick them in the goolies as hard as
we can from the beginning.
MARISHA: Plan A, you do that. We try to slow them.
If that fails, you’re our distraction.
ASHLY: All right.
SAM: I’m going to dig a hole just in case. This
Red Dawn thing.
TALIESIN: I’m all right for this plan.