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MATT: As you guys are in your places, the first
cart comes up.
TALIESIN: Are we really doing this now?
SAM: Before we go, I’m going to whisper to Caleb:
Caleb, if anything goes shitty, I’m going to throw
my flask of oil on the first cart. Light it on
fire.
LIAM: Understood.
MATT: All right. As this one comes through, you
notice the person who’s guiding it is your friend, Protto.
SAM: Clarota?
ASHLY: Protto.
TALIESIN: Wrong timeline.
MATT: Continues to push it along, and they
separate as they see the coming pinch of the road.
Behind that, you see the central one. This has the
one figure that you don’t recognize who’s driving
the cart, and walking alongside it is Lorenzo.
This one begins to continue forward, and this
pushes forward as well.
SAM: Oh shit! I’m so scared.
MARISHA: Me too. I’m so scared.
SAM: Hold me, Ashly!
MATT: On the sides of this, there is the half-orc
druid. That’s Dwelma, and Ruzza, who’s the
half-elf.
MARISHA: That’s the sorcerer. These are the two
magic users.
MATT: In the back is the small singular cart
that’s being ridden by one figure, and there,
helming the end, is Juam, the human rage-filled
warrior, the one that you’ve had the better
experience with.
MARISHA: The barbarian is a human?
MATT: Correct. Pushing forward until about there.
SAM: Come on, Keg.
ASHLY: Okay. Am I doing this?
MATT: Are you doing this?
ASHLY: I’m felling the tree? Okay. Is this a
strength check?
MARISHA and SAM: (chanting) Keg, Keg, Keg!
MATT: Roll a strength check.
ASHLY: That is an 18.
MATT: The tree immediately falls forward off the
side, snapping at where it was left.
SAM: How did you have that?
(laughter)
MATT: Actually, all of these tree pieces were sent
by our friends at Steamforge as gifts. I was like,
“I get to use these at some point,” and you guys
are using them tonight. Falling and snapping right
at the front half of the cart, breaking through.
I’m going to give Protto an attempt to try and
dodge out of the way. He succeeds with a dexterity
saving throw, because he’s quite dexterous. He
jumps back into the front of the cart, and you
watch his lower half vanish as he stops there.
ASHLY: Am I revealed, or am I hidden by the
stump?
MATT: You don’t know. Actually, that’s a valid