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the edge of this mountain, right?
MATT: You can get right there.
TALIESIN: That’s 30 feet?
MATT: That’s 30 feet there.
TALIESIN: Then I can teleport how far?
MATT: 30 feet.
TALIESIN: Can I get to flanking?
MATT: Flanking? To there, you mean?
TALIESIN: Mm-hmm.
MATT: Yeah, you can do that.
TALIESIN: Is that way more than– I have a 30 foot
teleport, right?
MATT: Yeah.
TALIESIN: Is it possible to do it halfway through
my movement so I still have two steps that I can
take? No, never mind. Eff it, I’m good. I’m not
going to fight it. I’m going to take two attacks.
SAM: Yes!
MATT: Go for it.
TALIESIN: I have advantage.
MATT: You do.
TALIESIN: All right.
MATT: I assume you had your rites prepared.
TALIESIN: Both are up.
SAM: Come on, motherfucker!
TALIESIN: Yeah, that’s 19. Yeah, that hits. The
first one is awful: seven points of damage.
MATT: Seven points of damage? All righty.
TALIESIN: Second one is 16, 17, yeah, that’s 16
plus seven.
MATT: That hits, roll damage.
TALIESIN: That’s better. 12 points of damage.
MATT: 12 points of damage! You’re carving through.
She’s not slowed by the impact of the spell and
taking these wounds, hurting her quite a bit.
She’s not horribly maimed, but is starting to show
some wear from the strikes that she’s suffered.
That ends your turn. That brings us to Lorenzo. Hmm.
SAM: Wow, we stumped him.
MARISHA: I know, so quiet!
SAM: The only good plan that we’ve ever made is
without Travis and Laura here. Let’s make that clear.
MARISHA: I’m still stoked on our– was it
Umbrasyl? The frost dragon?
TALIESIN: That was pretty solid.
SAM: Are you doing a throwback right now?
MARISHA: Yes, I am.
LIAM: Vorugal was the frost. Umbrasyl was black
acid.
MARISHA: When Vorugal fought Yenk.
MATT: Lorenzo, watching you and your friends,
shouts out in your direction and goes–
LIAM: Slowed.
MATT: Well, he’s not slowed.
LIAM: Oh, he saved.
MATT: “Keg! I don’t know what you’re trying here,
but I think the line’s been drawn.” He’s going to