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"faces again– (chuckles) Well, at least you’ll be
able to see your friend on the other side.”
MARISHA: Fuck you, Lorenzo.
MATT: “Fuck me, indeed,” and he turns and joins
the rest of the caravan as it begins to pull back
on the path, leaving the four of you beaten,
bruised, and glancing off at the lifeless,
bloodied body of Mollymauk Tealeaf. And that’s
where we’re going to leave tonight’s episode.
(exhales)
ASHLY: Fun guest star.
SAM: Wow, Ash.
MATT: Uh, sorry!
SAM: Good job, Ashly. Welcome to the game.
LIAM: You have destroyed the show.
ASHLY: Go ahead and see my way out!
MATT: No, this is part of the game.
SAM: No, it wasn’t all your fault, just mostly.
MATT: That was a terrible convergence of events.
LIAM: Yeah, bad shit happens.
MATT: It does.
LIAM: Bad shit happens to mediocre people.
MATT: Wow. I’m going to sit down.
SAM: Oh, boy.
MATT: Well, thank you guys for sticking with us
this long. I know it’s been a late night. Our
return after a week off, and the drama has
certainly kicked in. We’ll pick this up next week.
Let’s use this week to love each other.
MARISHA: Yeah, don’t ream us for all the things we
probably did wrong.
MATT: No, please don’t. Everyone here is playing
the game as best they can in the moment, and
honestly, a lot of it was dice swings and a lot of
it was circumstantial, and this is how the game
works. It’s going to make for a great story, and
will continue to, because you guys have one
fucking villain now in your campaign. Oh, this is
going to be delicious. Be kind to each other. We
love you all very much. Let’s take a week to
remember Mollymauk.
MARISHA: There’s nothing we can do to bring him
back, is there? There’s nothing we got.
LIAM: Not with what we got.
MATT: Not with what you got.
SAM: I’ve got another vial of acid.
MATT: On that note, once again, we love you guys.
Have a wonderful week, and is it Thursday yet?
Good night.
[music]
MATT: Hello everyone, and welcome to tonight’s
episode of Critical Role, where a bunch of us
nerdy-ass voice actors sit around and play
Dungeons & Dragons. Before we get into it, first
off I wanted to welcome back our fantastic Ashly
Burch.
SAM: Ashly Burch, everybody!
ASHLY: Oh, hello. Thank you.