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Twitch, twitch.tv/criticalrole, to be able to
enter it then. Keep your eyes posted, and I will
notify you as that comes about. That is all I’ve
got as far as announcements, anyone have anything
else they want to talk about?
LIAM: I just want to procrastinate and prolong
the–
MARISHA: Mm-hmm.
ASHLY: What’d you do today? What’d you eat for
breakfast?
LIAM: Busy day? Was it a busy day?
MATT: You assume I ate breakfast. You assume I’ve
eaten at all this week.
ASHLY: Oh no!
SAM: I’m sure if Laura were here, she would say
there are still many Nott the Best Detective
Agency T-shirts in the store. Are there? I don’t
know.
MATT: I don’t know, I should probably–
SAM and ASHLY: Laura?
SAM: Okay, she’s not here.
LIAM: Travis, bring me pickles!
MATT: That’s exactly what she’d be saying right
now.
ASHLY: Oh my god, that was a perfect Laura. I
thought she was here!
LIAM: Pretty spot on. I’ve known her a long time.
MATT: All right then. That brings us into
tonight’s episode of Critical Role.
LIAM and SAM: (scatting)
[click, TV static]
[groovy Critical Role theme]
MARISHA: –you!
MATT: Welcome back.
(laughter)
MATT: (frustrated sigh) So?
ASHLY: This is too much emotional emotional
whiplash. Can you stand for the full four hours?
SAM: I want to.
MATT: No! Oh god!
LIAM: Metal.
MARISHA: I can see the wrinkles from where it was
packaged.
MATT: Okay then. Last we left off, The Mighty Nein
were making their way northward across the
northern side of the Marrow Valley, toward the
city of Shadycreek Run, to fulfill the second of
two jobs they had accepted from The Gentleman
while they were in Zadash. Along the journey,
while they were leaving Hupperdook in the middle
of the night, three of their members had been
taken. It was discovered in the morning when they
were nowhere to be found, that they had been
captured by a group of slavers traveling north
back to the city of Shadycreek Run itself. Upon
investigating the details of this capture, you
encountered an individual coming up the road with
a similar aligning interest, Keg. In discussing
the means of traveling to find these individuals
responsible, and discovering that Keg had