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making their way. The snow is falling and they’re
trying to find themselves to warmer climate.
LIAM: Were-goats.
MATT: You don’t know that.
ASHLY. Dangerous, violent were-goats.
MATT: You don’t find any other threat or anything
during your watch. Next watch?
MARISHA: I’ll take it.
MATT: Beau, make a perception check.
MARISHA: Six total.
MATT: Everything seems pretty kosher.
MARISHA: I’m a little zoned out.
MATT: During your watch is when the heavy part of
the storm begins to hit. No thunder. It’s just
very cold and you can see your breath, and you’re
having to involuntarily shiver as the cold kicks
in. You can see now the snow piling up and you’re
thankful, at this moment, that you found this
outcropping in Keg’s vision, because the distant
hills that are open are now heavily piling with
this soft, powdered snow. It’s starting to fall
and the wind is pushing through and some of it’s
hitting the left side of your face. It’s starting
to go a little numb and you have to brush it off
every now and then and try to do your best to dry
up the biting cold water that is melting against
your cheek. Nevertheless, your watch comes to an
end without an issue. Who wants to take the final watch?
SAM: I will.
LIAM: You and me, goblina.
SAM: Sure.
MATT: Make a perception check for me, please?
SAM: Oh boy. Four.
MATT: Well, you’re lucky, because nothing of note
happens during your watch. You are nervously
keeping your eyes out, just in case, waiting for
another reverse ambush, but nothing seems to catch
your attention. As the morning comes to, because
you guys managed to cuddle, I would like you all
to make a constitution saving throw with
advantage, please.
SAM, MARISHA, and ASHLY: Cuddle-vantage!
ASHLY: Oh, both terrible.
SAM: Both for me, too.
SAM: I rolled a two and a two, so four.
MARISHA: Is this a saving throw or just a check?
MATT: Constitution saving throw.
SAM: I do have my winter clothes. I bought them.
Just laying that out.
MATT: I’ll say the winter clothes and the
closeness of the group– sure. I’ll say you’ve
avoided, in your hearty goblin form– You’re used
to rough weather, anyway.
LIAM: Sam, you’re bonier than Gollum.
MATT: Keg, in full metal armor, not so much.
ASHLY: I add my modifier though, yes?
MATT: You do add your modifier.
ASHLY: Then it’s actually 15.
MATT: Yeah, you’re fine. You shrug it off without