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ASHLY: As much as anyone’s a good guy here. They
try not to get– they try to prevent the innocent
from getting killed or fucked over. Obviously,
they’re not particularly successful, but they’re
not under the thumb of any particular group.
LIAM: Are they altruists though or are they
mercenaries?
ASHLY: It’s altruistic, strangely. I kind of
forgot about them because we always thought they
were nerds. But now I’m trying to be a little bit
better. They might be helpful.
SAM: Do they have a uniform, or how do you know
them? How do you know who they are, how can you
identify them?
MATT: What you can tell about the Taskers is they
wear chain shirts with one leather shoulder
pauldron that is painted blue. I say painted blue
because most of their uniform is whatever they can
put together to create some sort of consistency.
There is no built uniform. What you’re used to
seeing with Crownsguard, and any other royal
military where things are built with fine
craftsmanship, everything here is put together and
slapdash. That one uniform mark is usually the
chain shirt and the one blue shoulder armor. Some
people paint it completely, some put a line on it
and leave it there like a, “Fuck you, I’m not
going to finish it.”
SAM: They’re like Hell’s Angels.
MATT: Kind of. For the most part, they’re keeping
an eye out in the sense that they don’t want
complete anarchy.
ASHLY: They still want money for their services,
but they’re slightly less assholeish than the most.
MATT: They’re not going to stop someone from
spitting on a peasant, but if all of a sudden a
giant riot breaks out, they will break it up and
beat everybody up till it stops.
SAM: Okay.
MARISHA: It’s kind of cool.
ASHLY: Closest thing to law that exists here.
SAM: Okay, thank you. (louder) Thank you, horse,
for riding us this far!
SUMALEE: I can’t say anything, right, in my horse
form? I can nod.
LIAM: (horse huffing)
MATT: You do keep your mental stats in beast form.
I’ve seen it argued back and forth, and I’m pretty
sure when we had you in your elemental form last
campaign, people were saying that you could still
technically talk in that form.
MARISHA: Yeah, but I didn’t talk as animals. I
wasn’t talking.
MATT: That’s right. You’re unable to actually
speak in the animal form, but you can still communicate.
MARISHA: As elementals I was like: Run! Jump! Oh
shit!
SAM: That’s what you are like now.
(laughter)
MARISHA: I reverted, that’s all.
LIAM: Keg, if we find an alleyway to drop you out
of sight of you suddenly appearing, can you walk