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LIAM: Oh, well, yes, I’m convinced. We should
definitely just march up to the estate.
ASHLY: Wait, I want a hit! It’s not going to go
well.
SUMALEE: I did not know that this works for
others.
ASHLY: Oh yeah, it’s a nine.
MATT: As you get close–
SAM: (fart noise)
MATT: You don’t even get that close to it. You
have a fairly strong sense of smell, and while
some smells in your experiences of the world have
put you aback, you can’t even describe this
odorous musk that hits your nostrils, causing your
entire face to wrinkle and recoil.
ASHLY: Never mind, I was wrong! We shouldn’t go!
MATT: At this point, Champ, who has leaned
forward, watching this, goes, “Out of my
"curiosity, I’m now invested. Might I have a sniff
as well?”
(laughter)
SAM: Everyone’s sniffing your bag!
SUMALEE: It is filled with so many wonderful
things. I promise you. Wait a minute. I do not
want him to smell this.
SAM: She doesn’t want you to smell her bag.
MATT: “I didn’t want a piece of the stink pouch
anyway.”
SUMALEE: I’m sorry.
SAM: It’s something you have to earn. Maybe
tomorrow.
SUMALEE: Wait, let me smell. Oh, all right. Here.
MATT: (sniffs) “No, no. Lesson learned.” His eyes
start watering. “Would you like a room for the
"night? What are your preferences?”
SAM: Maybe we should get a room or two. That way,
if everything goes wrong, if we’re indeed going to
go to this estate, then we could at least have
somewhere to crash.
MATT: “I must warn you, if it’s more to a room and
you require a companion, the group rates are a bit
"more expensive.”
ASHLY: He means slumber parties. If we all want to
have a nice rest together, just sleeping, it’s
more money.
SUMALEE: We have that in my clan, too. We all set
up a huge nest of leaves and sleep together.
MATT: “Are you sure you’re not looking for work?”
SUMALEE: No.
MARISHA: Maybe we shouldn’t stay here. What time
of day is it?
MATT: At this point, it’s almost dusk. You guys
have traveled the better part of your second day
to even get here.
LIAM: Well, perhaps we don’t want to show up on
these people’s doorstep as the sun is going down.
Why don’t we spend a night here? You were looking
for some companionship. You can work on that.
SAM: We can ask around. Maybe the clientele might
know some things about the Sheps.