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ASHLY: What’s the one where you wiggle? Is that
power walking?
SAM: Speed walking.
MARISHA: You know like grandmas in malls, like
around Christmas time.
LIAM: Are we Prancercising?
MATT: Everyone has their Fitbits attuned?
MARISHA: Yes.
MATT: First off, what’s your marching order,
please?
LIAM: Oh, also are our horses dead?
SAM: No, we can take the horses. It wouldn’t speed
us up, but at least we’d be on horses.
MATT: You can take them with you.
LIAM: But it wouldn’t speed us up, because it’s
the woods?
MATT: Because it’s like a thick wood.
LIAM: Let’s walk.
MATT: Okay. Who’s up front? Who’s in the back?
Who’s guiding what?
ASHLY: Would I know better, potentially, where I’m
going? Should I be in front? Or have I never been to this?
MATT: It depends. Whoever wants to guide this will
be taking the survival checks to lead you through.
So who wants to be making–
SAM: Nila, you seem to know about the woods. No?
SUMALEE: I would be happy to. Oh yes, survival is
good for me.
LIAM: I will walk just behind Nila.
MAT: Okay, so Nila’s helming that.
SUMALEE: You are relying on me. I’m very happy.
ASHLY: Aww.
LIAM: She’s just the biggest. I’m going to stand
next to the biggest person.
MATT: That’s a good call.
MARISHA: That’s still reliance.
MATT: Who’s behind or near Caleb?
ASHLY: I’ll take up the back.
MATT: All right, so Keg’s holding up the back.
Beau in the middle?
MARISHA: Nott, do you want the middle?
SAM: Yes, please.
MATT: There you go. I’ll put Frumpkin there, next
to– okay.
MARISHA: Fuh-wumpkin.
MATT: Taking this moment now, you begin to head
back away from Shadycreek, and helming this group
of ragtag adventures you’ve under your wing. You
tread into an area of the Savalierwood you’ve not
traveled before hoping that your instincts, your
smell bag, and the spirit of what nature has
managed to maintain itself through this corrupted
wood could guide you properly to your destination.
I need you to make a survival check, please.
ASHLY: She is superstitiously leading us around,
just smelling.
LIAM: Get it girl.
SUMALEE: Oh.
MARISHA: That was almost great.