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TALIESIN: That’s a really good idea. I don’t… I
mean, if you guys in a serious rush, if you could
help I’m sure we could figure out–
MARISHA: Maybe we’re in a rush; maybe after.
LIAM: Herr Clay, we are dealing with a
time-sensitive situation. You are looking for a
segue out of this predicament you’re in?
TALIESIN: Mmm.
ASHLY: I feel like it’s only fair to warn you: if
you were to come with us, we’d be asking you to go
into a situation that’s not very safe.
TALIESIN: Are you inviting me to come with you?
SUMALEE: Yes, very much.
ASHLY: Oh, yeah, sorry– did we not–
SAM: We came here seeking help in a mission that
we’re about to go on.
TALIESIN: That’s excellent. You’re lucky I came
along, then. This is going to work out really well.
MARISHA: Well, we came to you.
TALIESIN: Well, you’re lucky that I stayed right
here so that you intercepted me, because if I had
wandered off ten, 15 feet this may have never
happened.
LIAM: Herr Clay, we should be very honest with
you. We are intending to do good by people who
deserve it. A young one. Good people. But we are
going to do very difficult business tonight or tomorrow.
TALIESIN: Well, I don’t know if I think that
anyone deserves anything, but I don’t like cages,
and I’m really–
MARISHA: You don’t have a particular penchant or
sympathy towards people who eat babies, do you?
TALIESIN: That seems a little specific. I’m mostly
interested in trying to take care of the natural
order of the world and nature itself.
ASHLY: Does murder end up on that checklist?
TALIESIN: Have you ever been in nature? Yes.
Violence is extremely natural.
ASHLY: Tight.
SUMALEE: No, the people we are after have done
terrible things. They have upset the balance of
nature so much by what they have done. They do not
deserve to live. Please come with us. I have an
idea. If you can come with us, maybe some of the
firbolgs from my tribe can come help you here
afterwards– can help keep the temple afterwards.
TALIESIN: Well, I don’t know about deserve, but I
think there’s always somewhere there’s a plant
that needs some compost, and I’m happy to make
some more if it’ll make people happy.
MARISHA: Was that you saying you’re willing to
kill people and put them in the ground to make compost?!
SAM: I think so.
TALIESIN: You got a lot of aggression. You got a
lot of anger.
MARISHA: Oh man, you’re seeing me at a relatively
calm moment, actually.
LIAM: Welcome to The Mighty Nein.
TALIESIN: There’s only–
MARISHA: Don’t overthink it.