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SAM: 12.
MARISHA: Yeah, no.
SAM: Sorry, I was just going to test if he could
really heal you.
MARISHA: The fuck?!
SAM: I’ll shoot again with my bonus action! That’s
a natural 20.
(laughter)
MATT: Go ahead and roll damage.
TALIESIN: You make me figure out how to do this.
SUMALEE: Don’t worry, I can cure them, too.
SAM: Not a sneak attack, because she was looking.
Oh boy. That’s ten, but it’s a crit. Does that do anything?
MATT: Well, you double the dice that you rolled.
SAM: Okay, so that’s 12 plus four is 16.
MATT: You take 16 points of piercing damage,
Beau.
MARISHA: I’m going to try to catch it.
MATT: Okay, go for it.
MARISHA: Okay, I roll a d10.
MATT: Roll a d10.
MARISHA: A ten! Plus my monk level, right? Which
is five.
MATT: I think so. Is that what it says right
there?
LIAM: So only one hit point?
SAM: Just the tip.
MARISHA: 1d10 plus eight. Oh, it’s my monk level
plus my proficiency bonus, so no damage.
MATT: It goes for right underneath where the
clavicle and the neck meet and catches it right there.
SAM: Oh, but with this crossbow, when I roll a
natural 20, it shoots another one immediately.
MATT: That’s right!
SAM: Do I have to roll for that one?
MATT: You have to roll to attack.
SAM: That’s a 23 to hit.
MATT: Go ahead and roll damage on that one.
SAM: Eight.
MATT: What happens is you pull back to fire, and
as it gets ready to go ahead and extend it looks
like another bolt slips up into it accidentally
and it fires two in a row. Beau catches one and is
like “Ugh, ow!” and there’s a second one that’s
jammed right into the space between two ribs.
ASHLY: What the hell, Nott!
SAM: First of all, that was cool. And this was
cool!
MARISHA: And third of all, that was a killing
blow!
SAM: Now, do your thing!
MARISHA: You could fucking kill me!
TALIESIN: Is she always like this? This seems kind
of extreme.
SUMALEE: This is the most extreme I’ve ever seen
her.
SAM: Do your thing!
MARISHA: I’m keeping this bolt, this is mine now.