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SAM: 12. |
MARISHA: Yeah, no. |
SAM: Sorry, I was just going to test if he could |
really heal you. |
MARISHA: The fuck?! |
SAM: I’ll shoot again with my bonus action! That’s |
a natural 20. |
(laughter) |
MATT: Go ahead and roll damage. |
TALIESIN: You make me figure out how to do this. |
SUMALEE: Don’t worry, I can cure them, too. |
SAM: Not a sneak attack, because she was looking. |
Oh boy. That’s ten, but it’s a crit. Does that do anything? |
MATT: Well, you double the dice that you rolled. |
SAM: Okay, so that’s 12 plus four is 16. |
MATT: You take 16 points of piercing damage, |
Beau. |
MARISHA: I’m going to try to catch it. |
MATT: Okay, go for it. |
MARISHA: Okay, I roll a d10. |
MATT: Roll a d10. |
MARISHA: A ten! Plus my monk level, right? Which |
is five. |
MATT: I think so. Is that what it says right |
there? |
LIAM: So only one hit point? |
SAM: Just the tip. |
MARISHA: 1d10 plus eight. Oh, it’s my monk level |
plus my proficiency bonus, so no damage. |
MATT: It goes for right underneath where the |
clavicle and the neck meet and catches it right there. |
SAM: Oh, but with this crossbow, when I roll a |
natural 20, it shoots another one immediately. |
MATT: That’s right! |
SAM: Do I have to roll for that one? |
MATT: You have to roll to attack. |
SAM: That’s a 23 to hit. |
MATT: Go ahead and roll damage on that one. |
SAM: Eight. |
MATT: What happens is you pull back to fire, and |
as it gets ready to go ahead and extend it looks |
like another bolt slips up into it accidentally |
and it fires two in a row. Beau catches one and is |
like “Ugh, ow!” and there’s a second one that’s |
jammed right into the space between two ribs. |
ASHLY: What the hell, Nott! |
SAM: First of all, that was cool. And this was |
cool! |
MARISHA: And third of all, that was a killing |
blow! |
SAM: Now, do your thing! |
MARISHA: You could fucking kill me! |
TALIESIN: Is she always like this? This seems kind |
of extreme. |
SUMALEE: This is the most extreme I’ve ever seen |
her. |
SAM: Do your thing! |
MARISHA: I’m keeping this bolt, this is mine now. |
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