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everybody! Before we jump into this, we have our
winner of the fantastic purpleheart hero
vault. That’s going to be Elmosdaddy.
Congratulations, Elmosdaddy! We’ll get your
information and get that out to you ASAP.
LIAM: (Elmo voice) Elmosdaddy!
ASHLY: Sounds just the same. Is it the same
voice?
LIAM: (Elmo voice) (giggling)
MATT: To give you a little bit of a visual
representation of the size of the base of the fortress.
LIAM: (Elmo voice) Everybody’s going to die!
MATT: That’s what you see within the interior of
the courtyard. The wall itself resides probably
about out here.
SAM: This is inside the wall?
MATT: This is inside the wall.
SAM: Oh jeez.
MATT: Above that, still–
SAM: There’s a second floor?
MATT: There’s a second floor.
SAM: But it would be ridiculous to have built that
also.
MARISHA: How are you lifting that?
LIAM: He’s got a little board under there.
MATT: The second floor sits right about there. To
give a little bit of perspective on that. The
black dots on the outside, by the way, are where
the windows are visible on the stone. You guys are
currently divided on opposite ends of the outer
wall watching the two guards slowly move their way
around the perimeter.
MARISHA: Have they done a guard shift yet?
MATT: Not yet.
LIAM: In the interim while we’re waiting for that
to happen, I’m going to do two things. One, I’m
going to cast Mage Armor on myself, and I’m also
going to pull a book out of one of the holsters
and spend ten minutes changing Frumpkin into a
spider!
MATT: All righty.
ASHLY: There aren’t any windows on the bottom
floor at all?
MATT: No. No windows in the bottom floor. There is
a front double door, and there is a single door in
the back that you know leads into a kitchen.
MARISHA: Go Charlotte, go! You’re radiant!
LIAM: He has three hit points, so I think he’s
actually a bigger spider than the one you’re
imagining. See, he’s right there. He’s very big.
MARISHA: How big is that spider?
MATT: It’s a pretty big spider.
LIAM: It’s three hit points worth of spider.
MARISHA: That looks like a three hit point
spider.
LIAM: Somebody could step on it and he could still
go.
MATT: That’s a four or five hitter.