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through the dude’s pockets and go through the guy
we just killed’s stuff.
MATT: Okay. Make an investigation check, because
you’re doing this quickly.
SAM: 15.
MATT: 15? Not too bad.
MARISHA: Do we want to go front entrance/back
entrance?
MATT: You manage to pilfer about 62 gold pieces.
SAM: 62?!
MATT: Yes.
SAM: Why is he so rich?!
MATT: Because you caught him at the moment outside
of the town and he had his money on him.
SAM: But does he have anything else useful, like
keys?
MATT: No keys on him, no.
MARISHA: Yeah, make sure we get the gold out of
our dude’s pockets, you’re right there on the ground.
SAM: Okay, cool. Anything else?
MATT: He felt safe on that wall.
SAM: Anything else useful? No.
MATT: The crossbow that he had seems to have
snapped in the process of his body being yanked
from the top of the wall. His armor is standard
leather armor.
SAM: Okay, great.
MARISHA: Is there anything on the dude’s armor
that I put on?
MATT: You didn’t stop to check, you’re already up
on the wall.
SUMALEE: I can check.
MATT: If you want to. Make an investigation
check.
SUMALEE: 17, what do I add?
MARISHA: Investigation.
SUMALEE and MARISHA: Minus one.
SUMALEE: 16.
MATT: 16, okay. You find 22 gold pieces.
SUMALEE: Added to my ten, that seems like a lot.
MATT: And a pack of crossbow bolts, 16 crossbow
bolts.
SAM: Totally useful.
LIAM: Waiting very anxiously for my life partner.
SAM: Oh! Yes, let’s go! Oh, not you. You stay up
there. Let’s go, but be stealthy.
MATT: I’d like you both to roll stealth check with
disadvantage.
SAM: Wait, with advantage?
MATT: Disadvantage for her because of her armor.
LIAM: Oh, son of a fuck, come on Ash.
SAM and LIAM: Okay.
LIAM: Don’t go lower than that, that’s got to be
the worst.
SAM: That was the worst. Still not great.
ASHLY: This is the worst?
SAM: No.