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TRAVIS: Okay, I’m going to hop off the boat and
break eye contact with the captain of the boat so
that I can Disguise Self into a crownsguard.
LIAM: I talk to him while you do that. You have
your wine, you have your gold. Thank you very
much, it is much appreciated. It was a lovely
trip.
MATT: “Yes that’s fine. Just, please, get out of
my boat.”
TRAVIS: (English accent) Who goes there? What is
this, what have you brought?
LIAM: Oh, I have felled a beast.
MATT: “They got in my boat. I– they–”
TRAVIS: Are you responsible for this?
MATT: “No. They took over my boat and forced me to
take them to the middle island there.”
LIAM: You will not take credit for my kill. I have
killed this thing and I want it to be watched. I
am going to the authorities. We will bring them
back and get this sorted.
TRAVIS: It’s a horrifying-looking creature. You
are to be commended for your bravery. Lawmaster
Norda will want to know about this immediately.
LAURA: You weren’t here.
MATT: Make a deception check with advantage.
TALIESIN: This is so weird.
LAURA: I’m just holding a bowling ball.
TRAVIS: 21. No, 20.
MATT: He goes, “I want nothing to do with this.
Good night.” He helps each of you quickly get off
the boat. Ties and locks it up and makes a
beeline–
SAM: (shouting) We’ll come to your house with your
share of the reward.
(laughter)
TRAVIS: All right, we can’t waste any time.
LAURA: Can I lob the head up over the side of the
boat?
MATT: Make a strength check.
LIAM: Monster calves.
LAURA: Oh no.
SAM: You’re strong, though.
TALIESIN: Are you?
LIAM: Yeah, but at level two you need to roll
higher than a three.
LAURA: Eight!
MATT: You get it partway up and it begins sliding
back into the boat and plops into the boat and
goes (bouncing) and you have to catch yourself.
TRAVIS: Tongue and mouth just (lolling).
MATT: It’s terrifying.
LAURA: All right, I need help. It’s still covered,
don’t worry. She can’t see what we’re doing, it’s
covered with my cloak.
SAM: I’ll help you.
LAURA: By the way, it’s a little tiny cloak. It’s
like a half cape so it’s like–
TALIESIN: It’s like a napkin on a buffalo.