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MATT: Okay.
SAM: We have to kill these fucking guards, don’t
we?
MARISHA: No.
MATT: The guard sees something quickly dart into
the shadows and continues walking towards you.
LAURA: Oh, come on!
MARISHA: Just go with it, go with it.
LAURA: Did you see that behind you?
MATT: The guard approaches and goes, “It seems
that you have been out and about when you were
"supposed to be within the inn.”
MARISHA: Found it! The ring.
LAURA: That’s my ring. I dropped it out the
window.
SAM: She calls it a shoe, it’s a shoe ring.
LAURA: I like to wear them on my toes.
MATT: Three more guards have now approached from
the front of the building and they approach and
begin pulling out manacles and chains and say,
“We’re going to have to take you to the stockade.”
LAURA: Oh, please don’t. Really, we just left the
building because we wanted to go–
MATT: You’re being locked up right now, as we
speak.
LAURA: This is the stupidest thing!
MARISHA: So stupid!
TALIESIN: Level two!
SAM: Do I have to go, too?
MATT: Oh yeah.
SAM: But I was just a bystander! I was walking
down here and I saw these two ruffians and
I was going to go get help.
MATT: Make a deception check.
LAURA: It’s actually true, she wasn’t with us.
SAM: Zero.
(laughter)
TRAVIS: You rolled a zero?
LIAM: Look at him!
TRAVIS: What’s your modifier, negative two?
SAM: Three minus three is zero.
MATT: That went into my nose.
TRAVIS: Brave new world.
MATT: As you’re telling him this, your mask goes
(creak). He goes, “Arrest that creature!”
TALIESIN: We’re going to die from bad paperwork.
MARISHA: Yeah, we really are.
TALIESIN: Literally, we’re going to die from bad
paperwork.
MATT: You both are put in chains. You’re put in
chains both arms and legs.
LAURA: Oh, that’s just mean.
SAM: Racism!
MATT: They bring you over to the stockade.
Mollymauk. I need you to make a stealth check with
advantage.