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MARISHA: I just look at Zeenoth and go really? Is
this really necessary?
MATT: “It is only because it’s been so difficult
to find you. I had to call in a favor. Please,
come with us. We have a warehouse.”
MARISHA: Do we have to with this guy? He fucking–
look at him. He looks shifty.
MATT: The head turns to you in the hood and you
see dark elvish features. A bald head as the hood
comes back. What looks to be a female elf of very
lithe form who turns to you and goes, “Actually,
it is a woman, but I’ll ignore that.”
MARISHA: Sorry, you’re super covered– literally
saw no features until right now.
MATT: “It is fine.”
MARISHA: You’re very attractive though.
(laughter)
MATT: And she walks ahead of you and the two of
you begin to make your way there. They’re guiding
you towards the Northward and as you step into the
dark following their lead, we’re going to take a
break.
(cheering)
MARISHA: I smell bad y'all.
TRAVIS: Do you?
MARISHA: Don’t. You were like, oh my cape smells
bad and I was like RPing and I like, ooh.
(laughter)
TALIESIN: Everybody at home, grab your ticket you
got in the mail. Scratch off number three.
(laughter)
MATT: We’ll be back here in a few minutes. For
those of you who want to enter the Wyrmwood
giveaway, tonight it’s a special Valentine’s Day
promotion from our friends at Wyrmwood. They have
four types of dice vaults to choose from where
they translate your Valentine Day’s message in
Elvish.
(gasping)
TRAVIS: Damn that shit glows!
MATT: So you have some golden Evish stuff there.
LAURA: It’s pretty and you can choose the wood.
LIAM: The writing only shows up if you throw it in
fire.
(laughter)
MATT: Don’t listen to Liam. To whoever is the
winner of this or any of these, they’ll go ahead
and get you the contact information for Wyrmwood
so they can customize your phrase. If you want to
be part of this giveaway over the break, make sure
to use the keyword toad. T-O-A-D in the chatroom.
There’s also apparently an anti-Valentine’s Day
Drow vault they do as well. It’s pretty cool.
Check them out at wyrmwoodgaming.com but if you
want to enter that, the codeword is toad. Only
enter once please in the Twitch chat because if
you do more than once, you’ll be disqualified.
Wait for them to notify you over the break and
we’ll come back with the winner when we return.
MARISHA: They gave us an amazing matching set with
the Elvis– Elvish for our wedding. It was super