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you, but he’s a cat almost all the time, so this
is a rarity. You’ll be able to climb many trees,
many other times, but we should take advantage of
him. Well, okay.
LAURA: None of us were nearby when he was saying
all of that.
MATT: No, you guys were quite a ways off. No one
was in earshot.
TRAVIS: We were shitting in the bushes.
MATT: A ladybug lands on his nose and goes in his
nostril, but he can’t feel it.
LIAM: Feel it?! I can feel stuff!
MATT: Maybe not this. You’re too focused.
LIAM: We worked out that he could– okay, great.
There’s bugs in my nose.
MATT: It tickles a little bit.
LIAM: Shove it all in, everybody!
MATT: To be fair, your face itches in general from
the sheer amount of filth that’s on it. It’s hard
to really differentiate.
LIAM: In the middle of the field you hear: Ooh,
look at that! What do I see?
MATT: Make a perception check for your birdie.
LIAM: That’s a nine.
MATT: Glancing over and doing a wide pass around
as everyone begins to gather their things and head
towards the cart, the road’s pretty open. At this
point, the previous caravan is invisible from that
height, the hills close that distance. You don’t
see anything coming your way. It seems pretty open
and safe.
LIAM: Okay. I keep flying for a little bit
longer.
MATT: Okay.
LAURA: I lift Beau up to the branch just because.
MARISHA: Okay. Feels like childhood. Do you want
up here?
LAURA: Yeah, I’ll jump!
MARISHA: All right, I lift her up.
LAURA: We sit up in the branches.
MATT: Okay, cool. It’s a nice view.
(laughter)
TRAVIS: It’s impossible to believe him.
MARISHA: Is there anything carved in the
branches, in the tree trunk?
MATT: Make an investigation check.
LIAM: The treant eats you.
MATT: Shh, don’t spoil it!
MARISHA: 18.
MATT: No carvings of names or letters, but you do
see a few knots in the tree that have currently
been carved out and made a home to a number of
woodland creatures.
LAURA: I’ve never climbed a tree before.
MARISHA: Really?
LAURA: Yeah. This is really pretty.
MARISHA: What do you think lives in that hole?
LAURA: Probably very small unicorns.