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MATT: It’s a cantrip.
LAURA: Oh my gosh, I love it.
LIAM: Oh, if it’s a cantrip, you can do it over
and over again.
LAURA: It’s a cantrip?
SAM: Is it? Oh, it is! Ooh, this is exciting! I’ve
never had magic before.
LIAM: It’s two soup cans with a string.
MATT: Essentially.
LAURA: How far does it go?
SAM: You don’t know!
TRAVIS: Yeah, there you go.
SAM: You’re drawing hamsters.
LAURA: Oh, the cutest unicorn hamsters.
MATT: So Nott, what are you doing?
SAM: He said to come back, so I’m coming back. On
the way back, I’m going to see if they’re eating
or sleeping. What are they doing?
MATT: They’re just moving. As you head back to the
camp, you can see they pass and continue heading
in the southwestern direction in the field, not
taking notice of your fire or the encampment.
SAM: They could be good for meat. We could go kill
them and eat them for meat.
LIAM: Is she back?
MATT: Yes.
LIAM: I scoop her up. Look at you! You cast a
spell, you spoke to me!
SAM: You said to do the hand movements and the
whispery thing. And I did it and it worked!
LIAM: It’s as simple as that, isn’t it?
SAM: Yes!
LIAM: Oh, I’m so proud of you! We need to calm
down and go back to bed.
SAM: Oh, but we could’ve eaten those buffalo-type
creatures.
TRAVIS: Hey, what the fuck did you wake us up for,
anyway?
LIAM: (laughs nervously) Got you.
TRAVIS: That’s a joke?
LIAM: No. I thought we were all going to die, but
it was just– what was it?
SAM: Three large beasts of burden. Wait, we could
use them to pull the cart!
TRAVIS: Yeah! Where are they?
SAM: They went that way! In the dark!
MARISHA: You sure they were just cows? Or donkeys?
Or buffalo-type things?
SAM: I don’t know! I don’t know what they were,
but they looked big and able to pull the cart.
TRAVIS: Let’s go look at one.
SAM: You want to go cow-tipping, don’t you?
TRAVIS: Fuck yeah! Take me cow-tipping, son! Woo!
LIAM: Echoes in the field. (echoing sounds)
SAM: What happened?
TRAVIS: I don’t know. Back in college.
SAM: Are we going to go after them or are we going
to go back to sleep?