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MATT: The Snitch is mine now.
LIAM: Look at all the 20s Taliesin rolled
tonight.
MATT: I know. Oh man. I’m excited.
SAM: Such cool characters, guys!
MATT: I’m excited to see where this goes.
SAM: I still don’t know what half of you guys are.
What’s Travis?
MATT: Everyone did something that revealed them
tonight.
SAM: I don’t know nothing, I don’t know how to
play D&D.
MARISHA: Should we all say in case you’re Sam and
you don’t know?
TRAVIS: I’m a ballerina.
MARISHA: He’s a prima.
MATT: Well, guys. Happy New Year. Welcome back,
Happy New Year to you guys. Thank you for coming
along with us on this first episode of a new
journey. Thank you, Backblaze and DnD Beyond, for
being awesome sponsors partnered with us going
forward. Thank you, Wyrmwood, for this amazing
table. Thank you guys for coming along with us
this evening for our first dive into this new
venture. Hope you enjoyed it. We did.
MARISHA: Thank you to our amazing crew.
SAM: Thank you, Matt Mercer, for this amazing new
campaign! Welcome to Wildemount.
MATT: I’m excited.
SAM: Thanks, Yev.
MATT: Guys, have a wonderful evening. We’ll see
you next week. See where this next stage in the
story takes us. Ashley, I’m glad you could make it
for this first episode.
ASHLEY: Yeah, me too.
MATT: Until then, have a wonderful night, sleep
well, and is it Thursday yet? Good night!
(cheering)
[music]
MATT: And welcome to tonight’s episode of Critical
Role, where a bunch of us nerdy-ass voice actors
sit around and play Dungeons & Dragons.
TRAVIS: Dungeons & Dragons!
MATT: Or that. We also do that, I guess.
TALIESIN: That’s the same embarrassment that you
feel about us; the way we’re feeling about you now.
MATT: What the fuck was that?!
SAM: Where we play Dungeons & Dragons!
MATT: Oh my god. Welcome. We’re already loopy,
what could possibly go wrong? So yes, welcome!
Before we jump into tonight’s game, we have some
announcements to get through real fast so hold
tight for just a moment. First and foremost,
continuing tonight’s sponsorship with our friends
at D&D Beyond. Our now long-term partner. We’re
super excited to be working with them for the
foreseeable future for the time being with the
show. Sam, you have some words, I believe.
SAM: To plug our good friends at D&D Beyond, I
need my fellow castmates to help me. Can we
practice? Can you all say, “Boo”?