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SAM: I don’t know.
MARISHA: I’ll take that as a compliment.
LIAM: I am also going to Bak-Anime, not to be
confused with SacAnime, on February 3rd and 4th.
TRAVIS: How do you spell that, B-A-K?
LIAM: B-A-K, that’s real soon. So I’ll be there.
MATT: Beautiful. And I believe–
LIAM: Wait! Comic book next week. Issue four.
Comic book.
MATT: Issue four on the 24th, I believe it is?
TALIESIN: By far the most fourth of all of these
books. It’s easily the most fourth.
TRAVIS: Like the blue hair.
TALIESIN: Thank you, this is new. Just went for
this, it’s going to slowly darken over time.
MATT: Into pure shadow.
TALIESIN: It’s going to be keyframed and
photoshopped, I’m aware.
MATT: The invitation is there, folks. Screencap and
photoshop away.
TALIESIN: I’ve already been told that’s it’s going
to happen.
MATT: On that note, that concludes our
announcements, thank you for your patience. And I
believe it’s time for us to begin tonight’s
episode of Critical Role.
[80s music]
MATT: And welcome back. Last we left off, our
slowly gathering band of adventurers had begun to
have their stories intertwine in the city of
Trostenwald, on the southern reaches of western
Wynandir on the continent of Wildemount. Here we
had Nott and Caleb who had been traveling
southward coming and meeting, in the center of the
tavern, the Nestled Nook Inn, with Jester,
Beauregard, and Fjord. They were invited to a
nearby carnival that had begun preparing for their
performance later that evening, in which they met
Yasha and Molly. After swapping some stories,
earning and losing some gold, they began to gather
at the outskirts of the Ustaloch, the lake right
on the eastern edge of Trostenwald, for the first
opening performance of the Fletching and Moondrop
Carnival of Curiosities.
TALIESIN: Traveling Carnival of Curiosities.
MATT: Upon entering the tent, they saw a number of
performances. However, during a musical performance
by this young dwarven girl whose voice was this
mysterious, magically enchanting experience, a
member of the audience rose up and began to
transform into a terrible undead creature that
began to lash out, killing another member of the
audience, who then began to become one of these
same creatures. You all, grabbing your weapons
from Yasha, who had been keeping them stashed
away, leapt into the fray, slaughtered both of
these terrible beasts, just in time for the
crownsguard to rush in and ask you what the hell
happened. After information had been gathered of
who was immediately available and responsible for
this carnival, Gustav, Bo the Breaker, and Molly
were marked to be arrested. One of the guards was
escorted outside of the tent by Yasha, who was