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MATT: All right. As your smaller friend curls
awake, Sam, would you like to describe your
character?
SAM: Yeah. Um. I am a little goblin girl.
(laughter)
SAM: I am a goblin. So, you know, the green skin,
the green hair, the yellow eyes. And she wears
not-great clothes, just like her traveling
companion there. She hides in the shadows a lot,
because she knows goblins aren’t welcome in this
part, and that’s about it. I mean, she’s a little
skittish, and right now she’s probably stirring
awake as well, right?
MATT: Well. What’s your name?
SAM: Oh. Nott the Brave.
MATT: So Caleb, as you come to consciousness, you
glance over and can see, slowly snoring and
rousing at about the same time, Nott’s eyes blink
open, her slowly groaning face looking over
towards you.
SAM: (high-pitched Cockney accent) Oh! You’re finally awake,
I see. Oh yeah, motherfuckers. It’s on. You were out for quite
some time, there. Rough day, eh?
LIAM: (light German accent) Not our best day, no.
SAM: No, I mean, usually you’re so good at
everything, but yesterday you were just– maybe
you needed the sleep, is what you needed.
LIAM: Thank you.
SAM: Well, don’t thank me yet. I should probably
tell you what happened while you were asleep. I
mean, you were asleep for so long. I got bored,
frankly. I was going through my pack and
reorganizing.
LIAM: Has anybody seen you– seen you seen you?
SAM: Well, I mean, many people? I got bored.
You’ve never slept that long, so I left, I went
downstairs, I thought I’d do a bit of
window-shopping, and you know how sometimes I get
the itch, you know?
LIAM: I do. Did you make it back here okay, at
night?
SAM: I’m here, aren’t I?
LIAM: Yeah, you are.
SAM: Yeah, I did. But I might have been spotted by
a few of the Crown’s Guard.
LIAM: Did you have the mask on?
SAM: No? No, I didn’t. But they didn’t catch me,
so. Listen, I’m sorry, sometimes I get the urge,
I’ve got to take something, you know? I was trying
to replentish what you lost yesterday, and I failed.
LIAM: Well, we– (sighs)– discussed coming to a
bigger town. It’s going to be a little more
difficult now. You can’t go– it was easier on
outskirts, it was easier in farms, but we can’t do
that here.
SAM: I know, I’m sorry. Yeah. I know. You’re
right. Yep. I just got a little bit squiggly.
That’s all.
LIAM: Okay. Well, I think today you should have
the mask on at all times.
SAM: Yeah, good idea, Caleb.