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SAM and MATT: Her.
MARISHA: Her. Sam. Natural 20.
SAM: I’m lying!
(laughter)
MARISHA: Front butt?! You just saw that, too?!
(laughter)
MARISHA: You guys peaced out pretty quickly.
LIAM: We did, I did not come to Trostenwald to go
to jail.
TRAVIS: What did you come to Trostenwald for?
LIAM: We are tired. We’ve been traveling a long
time. We’ve been saving. Wanted to take it easy
for a few days.
TRAVIS: Sure, I’m not trying to pry. I was just
curious where you were going.
MARISHA: Just curious why you have a mask.
TALIESIN: If I’m going to listening to somebody’s
life story I’m going to need a drink. You,
gorgeous, what’s your name?
MATT: You look over and see a woman with darker
hair, the general barmaid. “Adelaine.”
TALIESIN: Adelaine, I would like a round for all
these terrible people and one for myself. What’s
the difference between these three beers? I’ve
honestly got to admit, they all taste the same to
me.
MATT: “Go with the von Brandt.”
TALIESIN: Let’s get a round of von Brandt for
everybody.
TARVIS: Actually, if it’s all the same I’m not
really an ale fan. Do you have any fire whiskey?
MATT: “We can get you some liquor, aye.”
LAURA: Can I have some milk?
SAM: Two, please.
MATT: “All right.” She walks away.
LAURA: You think she heard that I wanted milk?
TALIESIN: I don’t know. I’m going to ask for one
of each of these beers because I want to have a
tasting competition. I’m not going to be drinking
alone.
LIAM: I wander away from these two with their
questions and I sit down with Molly.
LAURA: Caleb, you want to see something cool?
LIAM: I would love to see something cool.
LAURA: I show Caleb where I etched the dick in the
table a couple nights ago.
MARISHA: Yeah! Bringing it back.
LIAM: That’s pretty good.
TALIESIN: How’d you etch a deck in the table?
LAURA: It’s a dick.
TALIESIN: Oh.
LIAM: Have you always been an artist?
LAURA: I have actually, I’ve been an artist since
I was little.
TALIESIN: You think that’s what they look like?
LAURA: I’ve seen a lot of dicks. That is what most
of them look like.
TALIESIN: I’m already in my cups.