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[Howling]
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[Howling]
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Come, sorrow.
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We welcome thee.
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Let us join in grief,
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rejoice in despair,
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and honor
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the fortunate dead.
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Dearly beloved...
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[Cat meows]
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Shh!
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Tsk tsk tsk.
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Good show, old man.
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Gomez.
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Cara Mia?
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Marvelous news.
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I'm going to have a baby...
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Right now.
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Nurse, how close
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are the contractions?
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Every 15 seconds,
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doctor.
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Are you in
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unbearable pain?
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Is it inhuman?
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My darling, is it torture?
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Oui.
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And then mommy
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kissed daddy,
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and the angel
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told the stork.
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The stork
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flew down from heaven
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and left a diamond under a leaf
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in the cabbage patch,
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and the diamond
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turned into a baby.
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Our parents
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are having a baby, too.
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They had sex.
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Push, Mrs. Addams.
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[Moans lightly]
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Forceps!
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Forceps.
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Forceps!
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Aah!
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[Crying]
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Would you like
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anesthesia?
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No, thank you.
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But ask the children.
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Cara Mia.
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Mon Cher.
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Mrs. Addams, the baby?
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Pardon.
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- It's a boy.
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- It's a girl.
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- Gomez!
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- What news?
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Father,
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what is it?
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It's an Addams!
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I've arranged a little surprise,
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my dearest.
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I hope you like it.
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Oh, Gomez, it's dark,
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it's depressing, it's desolate.
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It says, "toddler."
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It's a dream.
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Come, Cara Mia.
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The Addams cradle.
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[Crying]
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[Roar]
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Welcome home, my son.
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[Baby laughs]
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That's not true.
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Everyone knows it is.
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When you have a new baby,
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one of the other children has to die.
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- Really?
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- It's a tradition. One of us has to go.
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Which one?
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Well, they only need
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one boy.
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He has
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my father's eyes.
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Gomez, take those
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out of his mouth.
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Coochie coochie coo.
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A baby in the house.
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It's about time.
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Hey, kiddo.
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Did you see that?
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He's a real devil.
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Pugsley, the baby
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weighs 10 pounds.
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