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matt_hill_1996 | You may not think you need a huge sum of money but there are many better things than an overpriced, commanding shiny thing that shouldn't in theory survive but does purely based on its sheep-like fanboys. This person is trying to speak out against advertising and being brain washed into buying junk they don't need at a... | You may not think you need a huge sum of money but there are many better things than an overpriced, commanding shiny thing that shouldn't in theory survive but does purely based on its sheep-like fanboys. This person is trying to speak out against advertising and being brain washed into buying junk they don't need at a... | Demotivational | t5_2qm1v | c88spwy | You may not think you need a huge sum of money but there are many better things than an overpriced, commanding shiny thing that shouldn't in theory survive but does purely based on its sheep-like fanboys. This person is trying to speak out against advertising and being brain washed into buying junk they don't need at a... | ishit is only surviving because of people who think they look cool with them. The person typing the note about our generation being soft and mollycoddled from one of the prime suspects. |
siretigs | On boxing day (the day after Christmas for anyone outside UK) I went to the after Christmas sales in the city for all the clothing shops like Next, River Island and such. I arrived late but didn't realise. There was a line of over two hundred people but, not realising this, I saw a massive gap between two groups of lad... | On boxing day (the day after Christmas for anyone outside UK) I went to the after Christmas sales in the city for all the clothing shops like Next, River Island and such. I arrived late but didn't realise. There was a line of over two hundred people but, not realising this, I saw a massive gap between two groups of lad... | AskReddit | t5_2qh1i | c88u437 | On boxing day (the day after Christmas for anyone outside UK) I went to the after Christmas sales in the city for all the clothing shops like Next, River Island and such. I arrived late but didn't realise. There was a line of over two hundred people but, not realising this, I saw a massive gap between two groups of lad... | Accidentally cut in one of the biggest lines all year |
Gutterblade | Seriously, might be a bit selfish, but i always cheer a little when i read progress in the Alzheimer field ! It runs in my family, my grandfather had it, the brother of my dad who's only 60 is developing it, and my dad ( 56 ) will most likely be next, and then there's me.
Ofcourse i know and i am grateful that i -prob... | Seriously, might be a bit selfish, but i always cheer a little when i read progress in the Alzheimer field ! It runs in my family, my grandfather had it, the brother of my dad who's only 60 is developing it, and my dad ( 56 ) will most likely be next, and then there's me.
Ofcourse i know and i am grateful that i -pro... | science | t5_mouw | c893e6b | Seriously, might be a bit selfish, but i always cheer a little when i read progress in the Alzheimer field ! It runs in my family, my grandfather had it, the brother of my dad who's only 60 is developing it, and my dad ( 56 ) will most likely be next, and then there's me.
Ofcourse i know and i am grateful that i -pro... | I hate Alzheimers, and i applaud science's advance in this field. |
Gutterblade | I've read some time ago ( digging from memory please correct me if i'm wrong! ) that some new research pointed towards our lifestyle of high sugar levels 24/7 in our bloodstream contributes to AD possibly too.
They had an example graph of how normally this enzym would remove the stacking of a protein on nervecells, bu... | I've read some time ago ( digging from memory please correct me if i'm wrong! ) that some new research pointed towards our lifestyle of high sugar levels 24/7 in our bloodstream contributes to AD possibly too.
They had an example graph of how normally this enzym would remove the stacking of a protein on nervecells, b... | science | t5_mouw | c8988ya | I've read some time ago ( digging from memory please correct me if i'm wrong! ) that some new research pointed towards our lifestyle of high sugar levels 24/7 in our bloodstream contributes to AD possibly too.
They had an example graph of how normally this enzym would remove the stacking of a protein on nervecells, b... | It shows that when sugar levels increase in the brain, the protein -amyloid-beta- attaches itself faster.
EDIT - FOUND SOURCE - It's from a special on Alzheimers that was aired a few weeks back here. it's in Dutch but google translate might help :) |
cheshawa | If there's players out there good enough to go pro, they'll go pro regardless of gender; just because it hasn't happened yet doesn't mean that it never will.
From memory, the LoL infographic about players showed that over 90% of LoL players are *male*, meaning less than 10% are female. That 10% include girls who only... | If there's players out there good enough to go pro, they'll go pro regardless of gender; just because it hasn't happened yet doesn't mean that it never will.
From memory, the LoL infographic about players showed that over 90% of LoL players are male , meaning less than 10% are female. That 10% include girls who only... | leagueoflegends | t5_2rfxx | c892i1e | If there's players out there good enough to go pro, they'll go pro regardless of gender; just because it hasn't happened yet doesn't mean that it never will.
From memory, the LoL infographic about players showed that over 90% of LoL players are male , meaning less than 10% are female. That 10% include girls who only... | It'll happen when someone skilled and dedicated enough comes along, and not before. |
Ummmyeh13 | I just want to say a few things here. SCG has handled each of the issues you've highlighted almost exactly as you would expect a business to handle them:
"Banning other vendors from their event to corner the market."
I don't understand how you could consider this them banning other vendors from their personal events.... | I just want to say a few things here. SCG has handled each of the issues you've highlighted almost exactly as you would expect a business to handle them:
"Banning other vendors from their event to corner the market."
I don't understand how you could consider this them banning other vendors from their personal event... | magicTCG | t5_2qn5f | c89ocon | I just want to say a few things here. SCG has handled each of the issues you've highlighted almost exactly as you would expect a business to handle them:
"Banning other vendors from their event to corner the market."
I don't understand how you could consider this them banning other vendors from their personal event... | SCG is a business designed to make a profit and probably has the best customer service department of any online MTG retailer. |
Labut | >No. It isn't. She was literally exiled from the US because she is far away and cannot return. The fact that she is not technically a citizen does not make it any less of an exile.
So you're redefining words now to defend lying? This is closer to being deported yet not even that. She's just being denied entry into ... | >No. It isn't. She was literally exiled from the US because she is far away and cannot return. The fact that she is not technically a citizen does not make it any less of an exile.
So you're redefining words now to defend lying? This is closer to being deported yet not even that. She's just being denied entry into a ... | worldpolitics | t5_2qh9a | c8adgiz | No. It isn't. She was literally exiled from the US because she is far away and cannot return. The fact that she is not technically a citizen does not make it any less of an exile.
So you're redefining words now to defend lying? This is closer to being deported yet not even that. She's just being denied entry into a c... | trying to redefine words to fit your agenda is just stupid and doesn't make it any truer. |
sexdrugswine89 | I have come to really despise Valentine’s Day. The last two Valentines were completely awful. Two years ago, my wife really didn’t like the gift I gave her, and was pretty much a bitch about it. Part of the problem is that she gave me my present with breakfast that morning. I didn’t have her gift ready first thin... | I have come to really despise Valentine’s Day. The last two Valentines were completely awful. Two years ago, my wife really didn’t like the gift I gave her, and was pretty much a bitch about it. Part of the problem is that she gave me my present with breakfast that morning. I didn’t have her gift ready first thin... | AskReddit | t5_2qh1i | c89tqri | I have come to really despise Valentine’s Day. The last two Valentines were completely awful. Two years ago, my wife really didn’t like the gift I gave her, and was pretty much a bitch about it. Part of the problem is that she gave me my present with breakfast that morning. I didn’t have her gift ready first thin... | I didn’t meet my wife’s expectations for two V- days; the only thing I can think to do to avoid another V-day fight is to request we don’t celebrate this year. |
Radisong | From what I've been playing with it seems as if the people who you are playing with/against are a prime determining factor in how many points you receive.
I am currently a silver 5 but when I play with some gold friends they all complain about getting 10-15 points from a win while I get 20-30 league points. I played w... | From what I've been playing with it seems as if the people who you are playing with/against are a prime determining factor in how many points you receive.
I am currently a silver 5 but when I play with some gold friends they all complain about getting 10-15 points from a win while I get 20-30 league points. I played w... | leagueoflegends | t5_2rfxx | c89y3s8 | From what I've been playing with it seems as if the people who you are playing with/against are a prime determining factor in how many points you receive.
I am currently a silver 5 but when I play with some gold friends they all complain about getting 10-15 points from a win while I get 20-30 league points. I played w... | If you want to have a decent win/loss point ratio you should duo que with friend of higher elo |
TheSystem_IsDown | Who is going to sell you a call at $300 when the stock is currently at $457? You're going to find *very* low liquidity on that option, meaning that you're going to either have to pay a massive spread on a market order (like, enough to ensure the seller a profit almost no matter what), or put up a long term good-till-ca... | Who is going to sell you a call at $300 when the stock is currently at $457? You're going to find very low liquidity on that option, meaning that you're going to either have to pay a massive spread on a market order (like, enough to ensure the seller a profit almost no matter what), or put up a long term good-till-ca... | investing | t5_2qhhq | c8a55wf | Who is going to sell you a call at $300 when the stock is currently at $457? You're going to find very low liquidity on that option, meaning that you're going to either have to pay a massive spread on a market order (like, enough to ensure the seller a profit almost no matter what), or put up a long term good-till-ca... | It's a good strategy, but only if you can somehow get your order filled at a fair value, and you need lots of money available to have the best options available for different situations that could arise. |
KillahKy | First tattoo was the day I turned 18. I got my name with some tribal ish to the sides of it as a tramp stamp... Smh. I spent the last 2 years turning it into a back piece to unattach myself from the tramp stamp label. I must admit I love it now that its taken over my back.
I have a fleur de les on my ankle as a memori... | First tattoo was the day I turned 18. I got my name with some tribal ish to the sides of it as a tramp stamp... Smh. I spent the last 2 years turning it into a back piece to unattach myself from the tramp stamp label. I must admit I love it now that its taken over my back.
I have a fleur de les on my ankle as a memori... | tattoos | t5_2qj9g | c8a5xm4 | First tattoo was the day I turned 18. I got my name with some tribal ish to the sides of it as a tramp stamp... Smh. I spent the last 2 years turning it into a back piece to unattach myself from the tramp stamp label. I must admit I love it now that its taken over my back.
I have a fleur de les on my ankle as a memori... | I've got a lot of ink, most of it meaningful but some are just for fun |
MaeveningErnsmau | So your position is that if a public business doesn't want to provide its services to a patron based on a discriminatory purpose, they should be able to; in essence, that the Civil Rights movement was bullshit, and we should go back to a time when segregation was legal. If you think I'm being unfair or you'd like to te... | So your position is that if a public business doesn't want to provide its services to a patron based on a discriminatory purpose, they should be able to; in essence, that the Civil Rights movement was bullshit, and we should go back to a time when segregation was legal. If you think I'm being unfair or you'd like to te... | PoliticalDiscussion | t5_2sfmf | c8al1ze | So your position is that if a public business doesn't want to provide its services to a patron based on a discriminatory purpose, they should be able to; in essence, that the Civil Rights movement was bullshit, and we should go back to a time when segregation was legal. If you think I'm being unfair or you'd like to te... | may be a conclusion you draw from your comment, but it doesn't summate your comment. |
Spaceball9 | If the bakery doesn't want to make a cake I see no reason for it not to, regardless of reasons. Maybe they shouldn't have said why they didn't want to make the cake just to avoid something like this, but appealing to the nanny state isn't really helping anyones cause in my opinion.
tl;dr Trying to force people out ... | If the bakery doesn't want to make a cake I see no reason for it not to, regardless of reasons. Maybe they shouldn't have said why they didn't want to make the cake just to avoid something like this, but appealing to the nanny state isn't really helping anyones cause in my opinion.
tl;dr Trying to force people out o... | PoliticalDiscussion | t5_2sfmf | c8akqip | If the bakery doesn't want to make a cake I see no reason for it not to, regardless of reasons. Maybe they shouldn't have said why they didn't want to make the cake just to avoid something like this, but appealing to the nanny state isn't really helping anyones cause in my opinion. | Trying to force people out of bias only strengthens their resolve. |
vitalsign0 | I can say that the majority of sys admin interviews is them determining if you are a good cultural fit. Don't sweat the tech stuff. You need to come off as calm, with a sense of humor, and someone who will answer their phone after hours when you are on call and not someone who will run to HR because someone told a dirt... | I can say that the majority of sys admin interviews is them determining if you are a good cultural fit. Don't sweat the tech stuff. You need to come off as calm, with a sense of humor, and someone who will answer their phone after hours when you are on call and not someone who will run to HR because someone told a dirt... | sysadmin | t5_2qnp7 | c8al3dh | I can say that the majority of sys admin interviews is them determining if you are a good cultural fit. Don't sweat the tech stuff. You need to come off as calm, with a sense of humor, and someone who will answer their phone after hours when you are on call and not someone who will run to HR because someone told a dirt... | convince them you are not a douchebag |
tavarner17 | How consistent is the 10-20 millisecond difference? You could just subtract 15 from whatever equation you are using. If 95% of the pings reported are within 5 milliseconds of the true value I think people would be happy with it.
I'm an engineer with too much time on my hands. If you gave me a population of data, say w... | How consistent is the 10-20 millisecond difference? You could just subtract 15 from whatever equation you are using. If 95% of the pings reported are within 5 milliseconds of the true value I think people would be happy with it.
I'm an engineer with too much time on my hands. If you gave me a population of data, say ... | Tribes | t5_2rdsl | c8awahd | How consistent is the 10-20 millisecond difference? You could just subtract 15 from whatever equation you are using. If 95% of the pings reported are within 5 milliseconds of the true value I think people would be happy with it.
I'm an engineer with too much time on my hands. If you gave me a population of data, say ... | My body spreadsheet is ready. |
Neverthoughtyoud | Have you seen **Band of Brothers**? Episode 9 ("Why We Fight") has an excellent depiction of the rich germans who lived in a town surrounding one concentration camp, and how they turned a blind eye to what was happening.
As for justifying their actions: [i find this scene from Inglorious Basterds explains their view q... | Have you seen Band of Brothers ? Episode 9 ("Why We Fight") has an excellent depiction of the rich germans who lived in a town surrounding one concentration camp, and how they turned a blind eye to what was happening.
As for justifying their actions: [i find this scene from Inglorious Basterds explains their view qu... | AskReddit | t5_2qh1i | c8au700 | Have you seen Band of Brothers ? Episode 9 ("Why We Fight") has an excellent depiction of the rich germans who lived in a town surrounding one concentration camp, and how they turned a blind eye to what was happening.
As for justifying their actions: [i find this scene from Inglorious Basterds explains their view qu... | perhaps a google search would provide a much more eliquent fact based explanation (rather than me quoting films) |
redditrobert | I've seen various studies showing that between 10% and 40% of homeless work either full or part time. (Here's one [source]( Note that federal minimum wage is $7.25/hr. If you worked 40 hrs/wk, every week of the year, that's $15,080.
_Nickle and Dimed_, in which the author attempted to live on minimum wage jobs for a ... | I've seen various studies showing that between 10% and 40% of homeless work either full or part time. (Here's one [source]( Note that federal minimum wage is $7.25/hr. If you worked 40 hrs/wk, every week of the year, that's $15,080.
Nickle and Dimed , in which the author attempted to live on minimum wage jobs for a y... | JusticePorn | t5_2sokh | c8bey0f | I've seen various studies showing that between 10% and 40% of homeless work either full or part time. (Here's one [source]( Note that federal minimum wage is $7.25/hr. If you worked 40 hrs/wk, every week of the year, that's $15,080.
Nickle and Dimed , in which the author attempted to live on minimum wage jobs for a y... | Don't fall through the cracks or you are fucked. |
Pixelrag3 | Actually I wasn't being condescending to OP, I was mearly stating that he was proud of his achievement and wanted to show it to reddit rather than it being informative like the title would suggest.
tl;dr - You need to stop crying. | Actually I wasn't being condescending to OP, I was mearly stating that he was proud of his achievement and wanted to show it to reddit rather than it being informative like the title would suggest.
tl;dr - You need to stop crying.
| leagueoflegends | t5_2rfxx | c8bimbg | Actually I wasn't being condescending to OP, I was mearly stating that he was proud of his achievement and wanted to show it to reddit rather than it being informative like the title would suggest. | You need to stop crying. |
thatto | to each his own. Crooked pics are a pet peeve of mine. It reminds me of the old BATMAN TV show. The villains were always filmed crooked.
[ex. 1](
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[ex. 3](
TL;DR Don't be a villain.
| to each his own. Crooked pics are a pet peeve of mine. It reminds me of the old BATMAN TV show. The villains were always filmed crooked.
[ex. 1](
[ex. 2](
[ex. 3](
TL;DR Don't be a villain.
| sandiego | t5_2qq2q | c8bqz66 | to each his own. Crooked pics are a pet peeve of mine. It reminds me of the old BATMAN TV show. The villains were always filmed crooked.
[ex. 1](
[ex. 2](
[ex. 3]( | Don't be a villain. |
Zamboniman | >Here's the basics: my view is that an underlying force/energy allows the universe's physical properties to exist and function.
If by this you mean we do not yet fully understand the strong and weak nuclear forces, electromagnetism, and gravity and how they unify in enough detail to create a Grand Unified Theory, t... | >Here's the basics: my view is that an underlying force/energy allows the universe's physical properties to exist and function.
If by this you mean we do not yet fully understand the strong and weak nuclear forces, electromagnetism, and gravity and how they unify in enough detail to create a Grand Unified Theory, the... | atheism | t5_2qh2p | c8bhdsf | Here's the basics: my view is that an underlying force/energy allows the universe's physical properties to exist and function.
If by this you mean we do not yet fully understand the strong and weak nuclear forces, electromagnetism, and gravity and how they unify in enough detail to create a Grand Unified Theory, then... | Because it's balderdash. Explains nothing at all. |
AnantaShesha | That would be the same situation as someone that doesn't like cupcakes selling cupcakes to people that already like cupcakes.
Review should be a critical "view" of whatever the topic is in question. Regardless if it's a book, movie, game, restaurant, etc, it should provide an in-dept write-up as to whole experience ra... | That would be the same situation as someone that doesn't like cupcakes selling cupcakes to people that already like cupcakes.
Review should be a critical "view" of whatever the topic is in question. Regardless if it's a book, movie, game, restaurant, etc, it should provide an in-dept write-up as to whole experience r... | pathofexile | t5_2sf6m | c8cb7dl | That would be the same situation as someone that doesn't like cupcakes selling cupcakes to people that already like cupcakes.
Review should be a critical "view" of whatever the topic is in question. Regardless if it's a book, movie, game, restaurant, etc, it should provide an in-dept write-up as to whole experience r... | Preaching to the Choir of course will induce an accord regardless of the strength of the argument, but if we take it to someone else, let's say showing his review to someone that doesn't like ARPG, it probably won't convince any of those people to seriously explore and enjoy the game. |
BridgeBum | Unless your creatures are going to directly impact combat somehow. (Haste, pumping your guys, etc.), by attacking first you may force your opponent to make a decision. For example, the defending player has 3 mana up and both an Azorius charm in hand and a dissipate. If he uses his mana in combat to bounce your guy, ... | Unless your creatures are going to directly impact combat somehow. (Haste, pumping your guys, etc.), by attacking first you may force your opponent to make a decision. For example, the defending player has 3 mana up and both an Azorius charm in hand and a dissipate. If he uses his mana in combat to bounce your guy, ... | magicTCG | t5_2qn5f | c8ci91n | Unless your creatures are going to directly impact combat somehow. (Haste, pumping your guys, etc.), by attacking first you may force your opponent to make a decision. For example, the defending player has 3 mana up and both an Azorius charm in hand and a dissipate. If he uses his mana in combat to bounce your guy, ... | Makes your opponent commit resources first instead of you. |
MaximusLeonis | It's not a hard and fast rule, there are some creatures you might want to play before combat (ex. Goblin Warchief, Hellrider, etc). Those creatures tend to have haste and/or affect combat.
One reason could be playing around your opponents combat tricks like Wing Shards or Peel from Reality. Let's say you have a grizzl... | It's not a hard and fast rule, there are some creatures you might want to play before combat (ex. Goblin Warchief, Hellrider, etc). Those creatures tend to have haste and/or affect combat.
One reason could be playing around your opponents combat tricks like Wing Shards or Peel from Reality. Let's say you have a grizz... | magicTCG | t5_2qn5f | c8cis2v | It's not a hard and fast rule, there are some creatures you might want to play before combat (ex. Goblin Warchief, Hellrider, etc). Those creatures tend to have haste and/or affect combat.
One reason could be playing around your opponents combat tricks like Wing Shards or Peel from Reality. Let's say you have a grizz... | It makes your opponent have less information when in combat |
Droxis | These feel like they all relate to a certain "archetype" of player, alas:
1) Stop loudly fiddling with your cards in hand during my turn, you wretch. Put them down on the table and let me think in peace. I get that you do that because it's your way of directing "thinking stress" and/or you are emulating some "pros" yo... | These feel like they all relate to a certain "archetype" of player, alas:
1) Stop loudly fiddling with your cards in hand during my turn, you wretch. Put them down on the table and let me think in peace. I get that you do that because it's your way of directing "thinking stress" and/or you are emulating some "pros" y... | magicTCG | t5_2qn5f | c8cmhty | These feel like they all relate to a certain "archetype" of player, alas:
1) Stop loudly fiddling with your cards in hand during my turn, you wretch. Put them down on the table and let me think in peace. I get that you do that because it's your way of directing "thinking stress" and/or you are emulating some "pros" y... | I'm a big baby and nerds make me mad. |
Stevesie | Probably a bit late for this, and I'm getting better at it, but I'm still not even perfect. It's just something you notice when you are trying not to do it yourself. Can we please set the record straight that it is Play, then pay? As I recall, and was taught by a friend of mine, the proper process is to play then pay. ... | Probably a bit late for this, and I'm getting better at it, but I'm still not even perfect. It's just something you notice when you are trying not to do it yourself. Can we please set the record straight that it is Play, then pay? As I recall, and was taught by a friend of mine, the proper process is to play then pay. ... | magicTCG | t5_2qn5f | c8cn0j6 | Probably a bit late for this, and I'm getting better at it, but I'm still not even perfect. It's just something you notice when you are trying not to do it yourself. Can we please set the record straight that it is Play, then pay? As I recall, and was taught by a friend of mine, the proper process is to play then pay. ... | RTFM when it comes to playing a card
Edit: second play meant to be pay |
nikiverse | Look into the Erg Sprinting community. There was a meet in Atlanta yesterday and I overheard that the ppl hosting the event had bought some Concept2 rowers for the event and I heard a few ppl had bought them to take home afterwards.
TLDR: if you don't have any luck with Crossfit, look in the indoor rowing,Erg sprintin... | Look into the Erg Sprinting community. There was a meet in Atlanta yesterday and I overheard that the ppl hosting the event had bought some Concept2 rowers for the event and I heard a few ppl had bought them to take home afterwards.
TLDR: if you don't have any luck with Crossfit, look in the indoor rowing,Erg sprinti... | crossfit | t5_2qqfd | c8cs77c | Look into the Erg Sprinting community. There was a meet in Atlanta yesterday and I overheard that the ppl hosting the event had bought some Concept2 rowers for the event and I heard a few ppl had bought them to take home afterwards. | if you don't have any luck with Crossfit, look in the indoor rowing,Erg sprinting community |
poofacedlemur | At 3am on an insignificant night/morning, my roommate and I found a way to entertain ourselves. We both worked online at the time, so we were sitting at our respective computers due to our nocturnal (by choice) sleeping schedules. I really wanted my 20oz bottle of Mountain Dew from the fridge. But I didn't want to get ... | At 3am on an insignificant night/morning, my roommate and I found a way to entertain ourselves. We both worked online at the time, so we were sitting at our respective computers due to our nocturnal (by choice) sleeping schedules. I really wanted my 20oz bottle of Mountain Dew from the fridge. But I didn't want to get ... | AskReddit | t5_2qh1i | c8cuoec | At 3am on an insignificant night/morning, my roommate and I found a way to entertain ourselves. We both worked online at the time, so we were sitting at our respective computers due to our nocturnal (by choice) sleeping schedules. I really wanted my 20oz bottle of Mountain Dew from the fridge. But I didn't want to get ... | Attempt at laziness turned into an entertaining four hour puzzle game. |
UnitedWeFail | The population of emo town.
Edit: the guy I replied to originally had 1203 meaning an increase in population and I put 1202 to say somebody killed themselves so it went down. Then he changed his back 1202 for reasons unknown and fucked up my joke.
Tl;dr nigga problems. | The population of emo town.
Edit: the guy I replied to originally had 1203 meaning an increase in population and I put 1202 to say somebody killed themselves so it went down. Then he changed his back 1202 for reasons unknown and fucked up my joke.
Tl;dr nigga problems.
| funny | t5_2qh33 | c8cwz8d | The population of emo town.
Edit: the guy I replied to originally had 1203 meaning an increase in population and I put 1202 to say somebody killed themselves so it went down. Then he changed his back 1202 for reasons unknown and fucked up my joke. | nigga problems. |
TerminalVector | Does this post really need a TL;DR? Its longer than the post.... | Does this post really need a TL;DR? Its longer than the post....
| AskReddit | t5_2qh1i | c8cvjg0 | Does this post really need a | Its longer than the post.... |
bookworm48 | It's worth it for me. The day you get it in, start taking ibuprofen before you go. It's just gonna hurt badly that day no matter what. You're having a new, relatively large, object inserted through your cervix. It feels like horrible cramps, but it doesn't last too long. Overall, it is almost not noticeable once the IU... | It's worth it for me. The day you get it in, start taking ibuprofen before you go. It's just gonna hurt badly that day no matter what. You're having a new, relatively large, object inserted through your cervix. It feels like horrible cramps, but it doesn't last too long. Overall, it is almost not noticeable once the IU... | AskWomen | t5_2rxrw | c8cxo4a | It's worth it for me. The day you get it in, start taking ibuprofen before you go. It's just gonna hurt badly that day no matter what. You're having a new, relatively large, object inserted through your cervix. It feels like horrible cramps, but it doesn't last too long. Overall, it is almost not noticeable once the IU... | I strongly advise getting an IUD and haven't had any negative effects with mine. |
youcancallmealsdkf | In leu of all these non-helpful posts, I would like to offer a real explanation.
The bag appears to be filled with a milky-white substance. I haven't seen anything like this since i was a seaman in the navy. We used to drink this substance, as it helped keep us awake and alert while we hunted sperm whale poachers. It'... | In leu of all these non-helpful posts, I would like to offer a real explanation.
The bag appears to be filled with a milky-white substance. I haven't seen anything like this since i was a seaman in the navy. We used to drink this substance, as it helped keep us awake and alert while we hunted sperm whale poachers. It... | Drugs | t5_2qh7l | c8d8pgv | In leu of all these non-helpful posts, I would like to offer a real explanation.
The bag appears to be filled with a milky-white substance. I haven't seen anything like this since i was a seaman in the navy. We used to drink this substance, as it helped keep us awake and alert while we hunted sperm whale poachers. It... | it's semen |
chaftz | Questing depends what quests you wanna do and if all you should do em all in bits and as many at on a as possible, money making depends it you're ok with repetitive acts or killing shit and overal enjoyment again is perspective that's why there is skillers and PKers and well you get the idea plus current stats these po... | Questing depends what quests you wanna do and if all you should do em all in bits and as many at on a as possible, money making depends it you're ok with repetitive acts or killing shit and overal enjoyment again is perspective that's why there is skillers and PKers and well you get the idea plus current stats these po... | runescape | t5_2qwxl | c8dbyg1 | Questing depends what quests you wanna do and if all you should do em all in bits and as many at on a as possible, money making depends it you're ok with repetitive acts or killing shit and overal enjoyment again is perspective that's why there is skillers and PKers and well you get the idea plus current stats these po... | give more specific details, i suggest reading my entire comment for better help from me and others :) |
CorbinStarlight | Playing a game of Deathwatch with a combined group of seven people, two of them from Rogue Trader. I was an Apothecary (healer), running with a group of 2 Assault Marines (melee warriors), 1 Librarian (heavy armor caster), and 1 Tech Marine (technical ranged/melee). The other two were a Rogue Trader (whose ship we were... | Playing a game of Deathwatch with a combined group of seven people, two of them from Rogue Trader. I was an Apothecary (healer), running with a group of 2 Assault Marines (melee warriors), 1 Librarian (heavy armor caster), and 1 Tech Marine (technical ranged/melee). The other two were a Rogue Trader (whose ship we were... | rpg | t5_2qh2s | c8djaan | Playing a game of Deathwatch with a combined group of seven people, two of them from Rogue Trader. I was an Apothecary (healer), running with a group of 2 Assault Marines (melee warriors), 1 Librarian (heavy armor caster), and 1 Tech Marine (technical ranged/melee). The other two were a Rogue Trader (whose ship we were... | Dude plays a former criminal, sacrifices himself to save my life after several days of fighting with me |
sarcastabal | How dare you? SO can mean male OR female you stupid fundie. Take your slut shaming and never darken these doors again! Also SO is offensive! You don't get to decided his/her/shims significance. I'll (Le)t it slide this time reddit.
Tl;Dr: You. I like you. THIS is why I love Reddit! Xd | How dare you? SO can mean male OR female you stupid fundie. Take your slut shaming and never darken these doors again! Also SO is offensive! You don't get to decided his/her/shims significance. I'll (Le)t it slide this time reddit.
Tl;Dr: You. I like you. THIS is why I love Reddit! Xd
| circlejerk | t5_2qpol | c8e3rk7 | How dare you? SO can mean male OR female you stupid fundie. Take your slut shaming and never darken these doors again! Also SO is offensive! You don't get to decided his/her/shims significance. I'll (Le)t it slide this time reddit. | You. I like you. THIS is why I love Reddit! Xd |
Klarok | As others have pointed out, we don't want to actually blow it up into lots of small pieces. We really want to vaporise it. Let's see how many nukes we need to do that.
This post is worked out in metric, deal with it :)
**Heat of vaporisation**
The heat of vaporisation of rock varies drastically with the compositio... | As others have pointed out, we don't want to actually blow it up into lots of small pieces. We really want to vaporise it. Let's see how many nukes we need to do that.
This post is worked out in metric, deal with it :)
Heat of vaporisation
The heat of vaporisation of rock varies drastically with the composition... | AskReddit | t5_2qh1i | c8e0jt6 | As others have pointed out, we don't want to actually blow it up into lots of small pieces. We really want to vaporise it. Let's see how many nukes we need to do that.
This post is worked out in metric, deal with it :)
Heat of vaporisation
The heat of vaporisation of rock varies drastically with the composition... | We could throw ALL of the world's nukes at an oncoming asteroid much smaller and lighter than the one in Armageddon and we wouldn't even scratch the paint. Which is kind of funny since [MIT]( have an idea that we can deflect an asteroid with paintballs. |
QCD | I wasn't afraid of stormtroopers or anything, but if they came to murder me I'd be scared. For some reason, I was scared that the sound of a flushing toilet was their call, and I had to get out of the bathroom quickly, or they would come in and kill me. I would wash my hands, then flush and sprint out of the bathroom... | I wasn't afraid of stormtroopers or anything, but if they came to murder me I'd be scared. For some reason, I was scared that the sound of a flushing toilet was their call, and I had to get out of the bathroom quickly, or they would come in and kill me. I would wash my hands, then flush and sprint out of the bathroom... | AskReddit | t5_2qh1i | c8dx6bl | I wasn't afraid of stormtroopers or anything, but if they came to murder me I'd be scared. For some reason, I was scared that the sound of a flushing toilet was their call, and I had to get out of the bathroom quickly, or they would come in and kill me. I would wash my hands, then flush and sprint out of the bathroom... | toilet troopers |
rq170nosductwhy | Due to the shape of the airframe and payload bays no s-duct is possible in this design. The belly has a triangulare payload bay,
for sigint packages and imagery packages, to maintain stealth with minimum imagery distortion.
without the radar grill the rq's engine would be have a radar return from
aircraft and on long ... | Due to the shape of the airframe and payload bays no s-duct is possible in this design. The belly has a triangulare payload bay,
for sigint packages and imagery packages, to maintain stealth with minimum imagery distortion.
without the radar grill the rq's engine would be have a radar return from
aircraft and on long... | SpecialAccess | t5_2vkzl | c8f0bx0 | Due to the shape of the airframe and payload bays no s-duct is possible in this design. The belly has a triangulare payload bay,
for sigint packages and imagery packages, to maintain stealth with minimum imagery distortion.
without the radar grill the rq's engine would be have a radar return from
aircraft and on long... | payload bay makes it impossible in this airframe design |
scoop_slam | I'm at my school's basketball game, which was against our biggest rival. The bleachers were completely packed out, and I was a few rows up and on the end, so I was next to the metal bars at the end.(I hope you can picture this) . So it's the middle of the half and I really have to go to the bathroom. I didn't want to b... | I'm at my school's basketball game, which was against our biggest rival. The bleachers were completely packed out, and I was a few rows up and on the end, so I was next to the metal bars at the end.(I hope you can picture this) . So it's the middle of the half and I really have to go to the bathroom. I didn't want to b... | AskReddit | t5_2qh1i | c8e3a85 | I'm at my school's basketball game, which was against our biggest rival. The bleachers were completely packed out, and I was a few rows up and on the end, so I was next to the metal bars at the end.(I hope you can picture this) . So it's the middle of the half and I really have to go to the bathroom. I didn't want to b... | tried jumping over bleachers, take out multiple cheerleaders, humiliation follows. |
MrsCato | I liked her. I never really hate a companion unless they hate The Doctor, complain, or yell too much. Since Rose, I got used to "Oh Doctor, you're such a hottie. Can I kiss you? I want your body."
Though, Martha was a pretty strongwilled woman without The Doctor. She was not willing to leave her family for The Doctor... | I liked her. I never really hate a companion unless they hate The Doctor, complain, or yell too much. Since Rose, I got used to "Oh Doctor, you're such a hottie. Can I kiss you? I want your body."
Though, Martha was a pretty strongwilled woman without The Doctor. She was not willing to leave her family for The Doctor... | doctorwho | t5_2qhek | c8ebhay | I liked her. I never really hate a companion unless they hate The Doctor, complain, or yell too much. Since Rose, I got used to "Oh Doctor, you're such a hottie. Can I kiss you? I want your body."
Though, Martha was a pretty strongwilled woman without The Doctor. She was not willing to leave her family for The Doctor... | I love every companion and Doctor. Never will you hear me say "Ugh changed the channel, he/she is too boring/whiny/stupid/worish/ugly etc." |
Redditor75 | First of all a big thank you, op for coming clean even while threatened by an nda.
I am so sad that this game seems to be heavily suffering from being badly and hastily slapped together by a bunch of different developers. (Even more sad is that each one of these developers, given the chance to properly concentrate on... | First of all a big thank you, op for coming clean even while threatened by an nda.
I am so sad that this game seems to be heavily suffering from being badly and hastily slapped together by a bunch of different developers. (Even more sad is that each one of these developers, given the chance to properly concentrate on... | LV426 | t5_2s5sk | c8fweh5 | First of all a big thank you, op for coming clean even while threatened by an nda.
I am so sad that this game seems to be heavily suffering from being badly and hastily slapped together by a bunch of different developers. (Even more sad is that each one of these developers, given the chance to properly concentrate on... | AVP from 1999 was way better in almost all regards than most games from today. Someone please port the original AVP on todays computers.
No native english speaker here sorry for possible mistakes
and or strange syntax. |
ragamuffingunner | I've said elsewhere in this thread that Fincher really can't be included in the "aliens was their best" category.
I have to strongly disagree with you when you say they were "at the top of their game when they visited the Alien franchise." In fact, that's patently false. Both Scott and Cameron had one highly acclaim... | I've said elsewhere in this thread that Fincher really can't be included in the "aliens was their best" category.
I have to strongly disagree with you when you say they were "at the top of their game when they visited the Alien franchise." In fact, that's patently false. Both Scott and Cameron had one highly acclai... | LV426 | t5_2s5sk | c8fzr8v | I've said elsewhere in this thread that Fincher really can't be included in the "aliens was their best" category.
I have to strongly disagree with you when you say they were "at the top of their game when they visited the Alien franchise." In fact, that's patently false. Both Scott and Cameron had one highly acclai... | I don't think you understood the argument I was making before you decided to disagree. |
effiebies | I just quit Adderall XR myself. My doctor said my pulse rate was too high (>126 sedentary). I was also feeling jittery and anxious, with high blood pressure. Now I'm off it, and trying to cope with my ADHD-Inattentive without drugs.
I found that the stress over coping with ADHD was often as bad as the ADHD itself. ... | I just quit Adderall XR myself. My doctor said my pulse rate was too high (>126 sedentary). I was also feeling jittery and anxious, with high blood pressure. Now I'm off it, and trying to cope with my ADHD-Inattentive without drugs.
I found that the stress over coping with ADHD was often as bad as the ADHD itself. Be... | ADHD | t5_2qnwb | c8e9lzx | I just quit Adderall XR myself. My doctor said my pulse rate was too high (>126 sedentary). I was also feeling jittery and anxious, with high blood pressure. Now I'm off it, and trying to cope with my ADHD-Inattentive without drugs.
I found that the stress over coping with ADHD was often as bad as the ADHD itself. Be... | When I stop worrying about being productive, I get things done. |
Cellophane_Girl | I've been taking tramadol for about a year and a half. Recently though, as in the last 3 months maybe I've started to get a lot of flushing in my face, seemingly randomly. Now I'm wondering if it's the tramadol. It dosen't bother me to much.
I do wake up in pain and really overheated and feeling like I'm sweating but ... | I've been taking tramadol for about a year and a half. Recently though, as in the last 3 months maybe I've started to get a lot of flushing in my face, seemingly randomly. Now I'm wondering if it's the tramadol. It dosen't bother me to much.
I do wake up in pain and really overheated and feeling like I'm sweating but ... | Fibromyalgia | t5_2qwut | c8g5b1h | I've been taking tramadol for about a year and a half. Recently though, as in the last 3 months maybe I've started to get a lot of flushing in my face, seemingly randomly. Now I'm wondering if it's the tramadol. It dosen't bother me to much.
I do wake up in pain and really overheated and feeling like I'm sweating but ... | I didn't realize tramadol could cause over heating and flushing. |
cobysev | Military I.T. guy here. The first month I was at my first military base, it was December '02 and everything was closed for the holidays. I was told to enjoy my month off and in-processing would begin in mid-January.
I was in Japan! There was so much to see! So much to do! But... I had Final Fantasy VIII freshly i... | Military I.T. guy here. The first month I was at my first military base, it was December '02 and everything was closed for the holidays. I was told to enjoy my month off and in-processing would begin in mid-January.
I was in Japan! There was so much to see! So much to do! But... I had Final Fantasy VIII freshly ... | AskReddit | t5_2qh1i | c8eed18 | Military I.T. guy here. The first month I was at my first military base, it was December '02 and everything was closed for the holidays. I was told to enjoy my month off and in-processing would begin in mid-January.
I was in Japan! There was so much to see! So much to do! But... I had Final Fantasy VIII freshly ... | read previous paragraph |
GiantAxon | The Ontario medical association put an email out about this a long time ago. They were worried that they couldn't detect it. Looks like they can, now. But, who knows, right?
I'll take this opportunity to educate the masses with a lesson from the last SARS outbreak. *If your doctor asks you to wear a mask in the waitin... | The Ontario medical association put an email out about this a long time ago. They were worried that they couldn't detect it. Looks like they can, now. But, who knows, right?
I'll take this opportunity to educate the masses with a lesson from the last SARS outbreak. If your doctor asks you to wear a mask in the waiti... | worldnews | t5_2qh13 | c8egopy | The Ontario medical association put an email out about this a long time ago. They were worried that they couldn't detect it. Looks like they can, now. But, who knows, right?
I'll take this opportunity to educate the masses with a lesson from the last SARS outbreak. If your doctor asks you to wear a mask in the waiti... | we might be fucked, also, when it goes down, wear a fucking mask if you're sick. |
GayAtheistLiberal | How is the Runescape economy fucked? All the decent weapons are not 100m+. Chaotic weapons are free and the royal crossbow is like what, 3m? Bandos chestplate is 12m. Guthan's armor has the same stats and costs 1.3m. How is that expensive? Nex armors and POP armor *are* expensive by design- they have a low supply and a... | How is the Runescape economy fucked? All the decent weapons are not 100m+. Chaotic weapons are free and the royal crossbow is like what, 3m? Bandos chestplate is 12m. Guthan's armor has the same stats and costs 1.3m. How is that expensive? Nex armors and POP armor are expensive by design- they have a low supply and a... | runescape | t5_2qwxl | c8ejfgl | How is the Runescape economy fucked? All the decent weapons are not 100m+. Chaotic weapons are free and the royal crossbow is like what, 3m? Bandos chestplate is 12m. Guthan's armor has the same stats and costs 1.3m. How is that expensive? Nex armors and POP armor are expensive by design- they have a low supply and a... | Armor isn't any more expensive, chaotics are free, you aren't poor even if you don't flip/host-even though flipping is perfectly legitimate and easy to do, you are just being lazy because there are a TON of ways to make good money out there that don't require expensive prerequisites. |
Euphemismic | I don't know the specifics, but in Ontario we pay 13% tax on most things. Since our provincial government took full control of our alcohol, we pay no taxes on that, but compared to American prices they are still moderately high. IDK lets say 39$ for a 24 of bud. Despite having healthcare covered, other things aren't co... | I don't know the specifics, but in Ontario we pay 13% tax on most things. Since our provincial government took full control of our alcohol, we pay no taxes on that, but compared to American prices they are still moderately high. IDK lets say 39$ for a 24 of bud. Despite having healthcare covered, other things aren't co... | WTF | t5_2qh61 | c8emtx6 | I don't know the specifics, but in Ontario we pay 13% tax on most things. Since our provincial government took full control of our alcohol, we pay no taxes on that, but compared to American prices they are still moderately high. IDK lets say 39$ for a 24 of bud. Despite having healthcare covered, other things aren't co... | taxes here are an afterthought once you seek medical attention and services |
ManWhoSoldTheWorld94 | Oh staphy you scary son of a bitch... My grandfather had heart problems for years and already had a heart transplant so the hospital was nothing new for him and no one thought too much of it when he was back in due to his heart. He had surgery done (can't remember what it was for exactly, just that it had to do with hi... | Oh staphy you scary son of a bitch... My grandfather had heart problems for years and already had a heart transplant so the hospital was nothing new for him and no one thought too much of it when he was back in due to his heart. He had surgery done (can't remember what it was for exactly, just that it had to do with hi... | WTF | t5_2qh61 | c8erefx | Oh staphy you scary son of a bitch... My grandfather had heart problems for years and already had a heart transplant so the hospital was nothing new for him and no one thought too much of it when he was back in due to his heart. He had surgery done (can't remember what it was for exactly, just that it had to do with hi... | Grandfather went in for heart surgery, caught drug resistant staph infection in chest cavity |
mistawac | I got my first run-in with this back in October, it was horrible. It started as a serious pimple on my upper, inner thigh and intensified from there. In no more than a day's time, the abscess swelled to the size of an egg with a small, thumbtack-sized head that would not pop open.
After about three days, the pain ... | I got my first run-in with this back in October, it was horrible. It started as a serious pimple on my upper, inner thigh and intensified from there. In no more than a day's time, the abscess swelled to the size of an egg with a small, thumbtack-sized head that would not pop open.
After about three days, the pain w... | WTF | t5_2qh61 | c8ettuv | I got my first run-in with this back in October, it was horrible. It started as a serious pimple on my upper, inner thigh and intensified from there. In no more than a day's time, the abscess swelled to the size of an egg with a small, thumbtack-sized head that would not pop open.
After about three days, the pain w... | Kids, hygiene is important. I wish the pain of a staph boil upon no one. |
nicky_dice | The following has worked well for me: I ask myself, what are my basic needs, and how is this feeling of jealousy connected to the possibility that those needs will not be met during the group sex encounter?
A few principles inform the way I go about answering the above question. To be clear, I don't mean to suggest th... | The following has worked well for me: I ask myself, what are my basic needs, and how is this feeling of jealousy connected to the possibility that those needs will not be met during the group sex encounter?
A few principles inform the way I go about answering the above question. To be clear, I don't mean to suggest t... | nonmonogamy | t5_2rc24 | c8f7g7i | The following has worked well for me: I ask myself, what are my basic needs, and how is this feeling of jealousy connected to the possibility that those needs will not be met during the group sex encounter?
A few principles inform the way I go about answering the above question. To be clear, I don't mean to suggest t... | Discuss ways that will help you feel safe, secure, recognized, appreciated, desired, etc. during group sex. If you feel that those needs are being satisfied by your partner, even while they are with another person, you might not feel as jealous. |
ProPatria92 | I'm working on a U.S. Ranger impression myself. It definitely gives me something to do in between playing games. While I'm not playing Airsoft, I'm looking for more pieces to complete my impression. Whether it's parts to complete my Mk 18 mod 1, some Ranger Green pouches to throw on my PC, or another small detail to ad... | I'm working on a U.S. Ranger impression myself. It definitely gives me something to do in between playing games. While I'm not playing Airsoft, I'm looking for more pieces to complete my impression. Whether it's parts to complete my Mk 18 mod 1, some Ranger Green pouches to throw on my PC, or another small detail to ad... | airsoft | t5_2qi2x | c8f2b7x | I'm working on a U.S. Ranger impression myself. It definitely gives me something to do in between playing games. While I'm not playing Airsoft, I'm looking for more pieces to complete my impression. Whether it's parts to complete my Mk 18 mod 1, some Ranger Green pouches to throw on my PC, or another small detail to ad... | You'll definitely enjoy doing it, so go for it! |
bunabhucan | Let me try again:
>If you pay for one, would you actually pay for more than one subscription?
OkTrends wrote a piece about how dating websites function. After OkCupid was aquired by Match.com the piece was removed from their site. Here is a wayback link to the story:
[Why You Should Never Pay For Online Dating](
... | Let me try again:
>If you pay for one, would you actually pay for more than one subscription?
OkTrends wrote a piece about how dating websites function. After OkCupid was aquired by Match.com the piece was removed from their site. Here is a wayback link to the story:
[Why You Should Never Pay For Online Dating]( ... | AskSocialScience | t5_2sml9 | c8fl1zb | Let me try again:
>If you pay for one, would you actually pay for more than one subscription?
OkTrends wrote a piece about how dating websites function. After OkCupid was aquired by Match.com the piece was removed from their site. Here is a wayback link to the story:
[Why You Should Never Pay For Online Dating]( ... | there exist legitimate reasons why someone would want to be on more than one site. |
madcatlady | As an englishman, your TL:DR Resonates. | As an englishman, your TL:DR Resonates.
| talesfromtechsupport | t5_2sfg5 | c8fd49d | As an englishman, your | Resonates. |
EasterTroll | 1) Gilda's Past
Gilda was born in the home nation of the gryphons, as normal. But, as a child, all those close to her were taken from her abruptly in a mass enslavement by the Diamond dogs. Her parents sacrificed themselves to save her. This leads to deep seated mistrust and personality issues.
After this, she was l... | 1) Gilda's Past
Gilda was born in the home nation of the gryphons, as normal. But, as a child, all those close to her were taken from her abruptly in a mass enslavement by the Diamond dogs. Her parents sacrificed themselves to save her. This leads to deep seated mistrust and personality issues.
After this, she was ... | mylittlepony | t5_2s8bl | c8ff56n | 1) Gilda's Past
Gilda was born in the home nation of the gryphons, as normal. But, as a child, all those close to her were taken from her abruptly in a mass enslavement by the Diamond dogs. Her parents sacrificed themselves to save her. This leads to deep seated mistrust and personality issues.
After this, she was ... | Gilda has a wall thicker than Pink from Pink Floyd's The Wall.
I can write out more, such as me and a chatroom member discussing what magic is and how it relates to Quantum Physics and String Theory, if you want. |
IfritTheBong | Something similar can happen to me if I take a hit in a certain way. Temporary auditory hallucinations occur (for like 3 seconds, "underwater effect, etc.") And occasionally get blurred sight for a couple seconds. I noticed it happens when I take afull inhale, hold and compress, and release really slow. I think its a c... | Something similar can happen to me if I take a hit in a certain way. Temporary auditory hallucinations occur (for like 3 seconds, "underwater effect, etc.") And occasionally get blurred sight for a couple seconds. I noticed it happens when I take afull inhale, hold and compress, and release really slow. I think its a c... | trees | t5_2r9vp | c8fixkf | Something similar can happen to me if I take a hit in a certain way. Temporary auditory hallucinations occur (for like 3 seconds, "underwater effect, etc.") And occasionally get blurred sight for a couple seconds. I noticed it happens when I take afull inhale, hold and compress, and release really slow. I think its a c... | it happens to me, but I do that intentionally. |
Wolfie- | Being happy, my boyfriend knows exactly how to do it (in a non sexual way.) When I had a fever he surprised me with vicks vapor rub, an italian ice in my favorite flavor from a place we go to, and a movie that I ^^secretly wanted to see in theaters but never got to.
The movie? Magic Mike.
I kept telling him no becau... | Being happy, my boyfriend knows exactly how to do it (in a non sexual way.) When I had a fever he surprised me with vicks vapor rub, an italian ice in my favorite flavor from a place we go to, and a movie that I ^^secretly wanted to see in theaters but never got to.
The movie? Magic Mike.
I kept telling him no beca... | AskReddit | t5_2qh1i | c8fusmw | Being happy, my boyfriend knows exactly how to do it (in a non sexual way.) When I had a fever he surprised me with vicks vapor rub, an italian ice in my favorite flavor from a place we go to, and a movie that I ^^secretly wanted to see in theaters but never got to.
The movie? Magic Mike.
I kept telling him no beca... | Happiness/love, and not the movie Magic Mike. |
Gutterlungz1 | I get the urges very frequently aswell. I've been a heroin addict since 2006 and only recently got myself cleaned up. I got out of 4 months of rehab in December. Sometimes I go all day without even thinking about using (mostly because I'm in a rural area and wouldn't even know where to begin looking) but I have dreams ... | I get the urges very frequently aswell. I've been a heroin addict since 2006 and only recently got myself cleaned up. I got out of 4 months of rehab in December. Sometimes I go all day without even thinking about using (mostly because I'm in a rural area and wouldn't even know where to begin looking) but I have dreams ... | OpiatesRecovery | t5_2tkk8 | c8friq0 | I get the urges very frequently aswell. I've been a heroin addict since 2006 and only recently got myself cleaned up. I got out of 4 months of rehab in December. Sometimes I go all day without even thinking about using (mostly because I'm in a rural area and wouldn't even know where to begin looking) but I have dreams ... | just stay busy. Idle hands are the devils playground. |
SeymourWG | My mother one day came home after visiting my grandma. She said something like: "Poor grandma, she told me so much today."
Instinctively we asked: "what happened?" and so it went the story.
My grandma lived in a really small town where she had her kids and all that kind of crap. She lived a normal life but of course s... | My mother one day came home after visiting my grandma. She said something like: "Poor grandma, she told me so much today."
Instinctively we asked: "what happened?" and so it went the story.
My grandma lived in a really small town where she had her kids and all that kind of crap. She lived a normal life but of course s... | AskReddit | t5_2qh1i | c8gpof9 | My mother one day came home after visiting my grandma. She said something like: "Poor grandma, she told me so much today."
Instinctively we asked: "what happened?" and so it went the story.
My grandma lived in a really small town where she had her kids and all that kind of crap. She lived a normal life but of course s... | My gran is way cooler than I will ever be. |
Surax | When I was in middle school, my sister went to an elementary school down the street from my school. I had actually gone to that school when I was her age. At the time, classes for me ended about 30 minutes before they ended at her school. Sometimes, my mom would pick me up, then drive to my sister's school, wait a b... | When I was in middle school, my sister went to an elementary school down the street from my school. I had actually gone to that school when I was her age. At the time, classes for me ended about 30 minutes before they ended at her school. Sometimes, my mom would pick me up, then drive to my sister's school, wait a b... | AskReddit | t5_2qh1i | c8gqolb | When I was in middle school, my sister went to an elementary school down the street from my school. I had actually gone to that school when I was her age. At the time, classes for me ended about 30 minutes before they ended at her school. Sometimes, my mom would pick me up, then drive to my sister's school, wait a b... | I'm the reasons that my sister's school instituted a buddy policy to protect against predators. |
encapsulationdot1q | I was about 21 years old. It was a beautiful sunny day in July. I was in a taxi cab on the passenger seat, we were going at about 50 mph and I kept looking at the beautiful clouds in the sky. I was in a really good mood but things were about to change quickly.
Suddenly, the clouds started to move really fast in the sk... | I was about 21 years old. It was a beautiful sunny day in July. I was in a taxi cab on the passenger seat, we were going at about 50 mph and I kept looking at the beautiful clouds in the sky. I was in a really good mood but things were about to change quickly.
Suddenly, the clouds started to move really fast in the s... | AskReddit | t5_2qh1i | c8gsjh8 | I was about 21 years old. It was a beautiful sunny day in July. I was in a taxi cab on the passenger seat, we were going at about 50 mph and I kept looking at the beautiful clouds in the sky. I was in a really good mood but things were about to change quickly.
Suddenly, the clouds started to move really fast in the s... | was in a car accident and nearly crashed into the back of a stopped city bus at 50 mph. |
Ominom | I live in the United States but my entire family resides in egypt. My family visits there every few years. When I was younger i was in Cairo with my cousins and we stayed in a large apartment complex. The building we lived in was at least 12 stories high. Our grandmother lived all the way at the top and we had access t... | I live in the United States but my entire family resides in egypt. My family visits there every few years. When I was younger i was in Cairo with my cousins and we stayed in a large apartment complex. The building we lived in was at least 12 stories high. Our grandmother lived all the way at the top and we had access t... | AskReddit | t5_2qh1i | c8gdv75 | I live in the United States but my entire family resides in egypt. My family visits there every few years. When I was younger i was in Cairo with my cousins and we stayed in a large apartment complex. The building we lived in was at least 12 stories high. Our grandmother lived all the way at the top and we had access t... | Dropped a giant rock from the top of a building and destroyed the hood of a car. |
APSupernary |
I live in the southy-easty part of South Carolina, and am lucky enough to work at a rather nice golf course (if you're familiar with the area you'll be able to figure out which). Time to time we get some random rich people who come in and make a big deal of themselves, their entourage tailing them and what not; jus... | I live in the southy-easty part of South Carolina, and am lucky enough to work at a rather nice golf course (if you're familiar with the area you'll be able to figure out which). Time to time we get some random rich people who come in and make a big deal of themselves, their entourage tailing them and what not; just th... | AskReddit | t5_2qh1i | c8gfoxc | I live in the southy-easty part of South Carolina, and am lucky enough to work at a rather nice golf course (if you're familiar with the area you'll be able to figure out which). Time to time we get some random rich people who come in and make a big deal of themselves, their entourage tailing them and what not; just th... | I work at a golf course where Bill Murray went to and got to be his caddy, by far the most fun I have experienced with such a unique person. |
abedcoolcoolcool | How i defeated the school bullie.
this guy who was a bought three times my size and all muscels was making fun of one of my friends. now i hated this guy cause he thinks he ran the school cause he was good at foot ball so i told him to stop our i would fight him he stood up and laughed cause i was so small compared t... | How i defeated the school bullie.
this guy who was a bought three times my size and all muscels was making fun of one of my friends. now i hated this guy cause he thinks he ran the school cause he was good at foot ball so i told him to stop our i would fight him he stood up and laughed cause i was so small compared to... | AskReddit | t5_2qh1i | c8gglca | How i defeated the school bullie.
this guy who was a bought three times my size and all muscels was making fun of one of my friends. now i hated this guy cause he thinks he ran the school cause he was good at foot ball so i told him to stop our i would fight him he stood up and laughed cause i was so small compared to... | I won a fight by being crazy and stabbing myself |
wumbophobic | I was sleeping at a water park resort with my cousins. Before I go on, he was a little bit overweight. I woke up a few seconds before I heard a huge "BWAAAAAAAAP" and started laughing hysterically, yet quietly. My cousin woke up and started laughing, and he was getting up and going to the bathroom. We laughed for a goo... | I was sleeping at a water park resort with my cousins. Before I go on, he was a little bit overweight. I woke up a few seconds before I heard a huge "BWAAAAAAAAP" and started laughing hysterically, yet quietly. My cousin woke up and started laughing, and he was getting up and going to the bathroom. We laughed for a goo... | AskReddit | t5_2qh1i | c8ghoia | I was sleeping at a water park resort with my cousins. Before I go on, he was a little bit overweight. I woke up a few seconds before I heard a huge "BWAAAAAAAAP" and started laughing hysterically, yet quietly. My cousin woke up and started laughing, and he was getting up and going to the bathroom. We laughed for a goo... | My cousin did a really nasty fart. |
furiouspudding | Last year my mother and I took a trip to San Francisco. We were waiting in line for the cable car when a homeless man approached us. He was wearing a bright orange Alcatraz prison suit, had an empty starbucks coffee cup, and was driving around in a brand new wheelchair (he told us he borrowed it from a friend). Anyways... | Last year my mother and I took a trip to San Francisco. We were waiting in line for the cable car when a homeless man approached us. He was wearing a bright orange Alcatraz prison suit, had an empty starbucks coffee cup, and was driving around in a brand new wheelchair (he told us he borrowed it from a friend). Anyways... | AskReddit | t5_2qh1i | c8gimex | Last year my mother and I took a trip to San Francisco. We were waiting in line for the cable car when a homeless man approached us. He was wearing a bright orange Alcatraz prison suit, had an empty starbucks coffee cup, and was driving around in a brand new wheelchair (he told us he borrowed it from a friend). Anyways... | Made friends with a rapist and gave him money to buy sausages. |
zackIV | My dad's side family surname is Bates and my dad used to own a hotel like in the movie Psyco and my mom's side of the family surname is Myers, my uncles name is Micheal and my mom's name is Judith (who is the older sister) like from the movie Halloween, also tgey were born before the movie came out. If you don't know ... | My dad's side family surname is Bates and my dad used to own a hotel like in the movie Psyco and my mom's side of the family surname is Myers, my uncles name is Micheal and my mom's name is Judith (who is the older sister) like from the movie Halloween, also tgey were born before the movie came out. If you don't know ... | AskReddit | t5_2qh1i | c8gnkak | My dad's side family surname is Bates and my dad used to own a hotel like in the movie Psyco and my mom's side of the family surname is Myers, my uncles name is Micheal and my mom's name is Judith (who is the older sister) like from the movie Halloween, also tgey were born before the movie came out. If you don't know ... | My family is based on horror movies. |
Pinky_Pullups | I used to work as a divemaster for a scuba diving company in Malaysia. I spent a lot of time underwater and really liked taking photos. Problem was that it is really hard to stay still underwater, so I would regularly grab onto ledges and things to stabilise myself while I took my shots.
One time I was about to grab ... | I used to work as a divemaster for a scuba diving company in Malaysia. I spent a lot of time underwater and really liked taking photos. Problem was that it is really hard to stay still underwater, so I would regularly grab onto ledges and things to stabilise myself while I took my shots.
One time I was about to grab ... | AskReddit | t5_2qh1i | c8gnsly | I used to work as a divemaster for a scuba diving company in Malaysia. I spent a lot of time underwater and really liked taking photos. Problem was that it is really hard to stay still underwater, so I would regularly grab onto ledges and things to stabilise myself while I took my shots.
One time I was about to grab ... | Nearly grabbed a stonefish while scuba diving. |
blue_eyed_blondie | It's not a funny story or anything, just something that makes me smile.
Where i work theres this group of retired men who always come in at 7am for coffee everyday. Theres one man who relies heavily on a cane to move. He came in, had his coffee, and then started shopping. He had a 4L of milk, some other groceries, and... | It's not a funny story or anything, just something that makes me smile.
Where i work theres this group of retired men who always come in at 7am for coffee everyday. Theres one man who relies heavily on a cane to move. He came in, had his coffee, and then started shopping. He had a 4L of milk, some other groceries, and... | AskReddit | t5_2qh1i | c8gfydl | It's not a funny story or anything, just something that makes me smile.
Where i work theres this group of retired men who always come in at 7am for coffee everyday. Theres one man who relies heavily on a cane to move. He came in, had his coffee, and then started shopping. He had a 4L of milk, some other groceries, and... | an elderly man thanked me for going above my job criteria |
furiouspudding | Here's mine. Hopefully you find it somewhat interesting...
Last year my mother and I took a trip to San Francisco. We were waiting in line for the cable car when a homeless man approached us. He was wearing a bright orange Alcatraz prison suit, had an empty starbucks coffee cup, and was driving around in a brand new w... | Here's mine. Hopefully you find it somewhat interesting...
Last year my mother and I took a trip to San Francisco. We were waiting in line for the cable car when a homeless man approached us. He was wearing a bright orange Alcatraz prison suit, had an empty starbucks coffee cup, and was driving around in a brand new ... | AskReddit | t5_2qh1i | c8gj35o | Here's mine. Hopefully you find it somewhat interesting...
Last year my mother and I took a trip to San Francisco. We were waiting in line for the cable car when a homeless man approached us. He was wearing a bright orange Alcatraz prison suit, had an empty starbucks coffee cup, and was driving around in a brand new ... | made friends with a rapist and gave him money to buy sausages |
Moldat | when i was 12 or 13 or 14, who knows, me and my best friend at the time, got influenced by some kids to re-enact jackass (the MTV show) manoeuvres, so after a couple of weeks doing all sorts of crazy shit that could end bad, we decided to climb on top of a house and jump off onto the grass. every one had their turn an... | when i was 12 or 13 or 14, who knows, me and my best friend at the time, got influenced by some kids to re-enact jackass (the MTV show) manoeuvres, so after a couple of weeks doing all sorts of crazy shit that could end bad, we decided to climb on top of a house and jump off onto the grass. every one had their turn an... | AskReddit | t5_2qh1i | c8gd3pk | when i was 12 or 13 or 14, who knows, me and my best friend at the time, got influenced by some kids to re-enact jackass (the MTV show) manoeuvres, so after a couple of weeks doing all sorts of crazy shit that could end bad, we decided to climb on top of a house and jump off onto the grass. every one had their turn an... | i learned to fap with my left hand
edit: its cool guys, my arm is still alive. |
Darth_Darth | This is late and all, but oh well. Here it goes.
I was 23, and having just joined the Army a few months earlier, I was in advanced individual training (learning your specific military specialty). It was the weekend and my friends and I were fortunate enough to get a overnight weekend pass. Typically, most people in th... | This is late and all, but oh well. Here it goes.
I was 23, and having just joined the Army a few months earlier, I was in advanced individual training (learning your specific military specialty). It was the weekend and my friends and I were fortunate enough to get a overnight weekend pass. Typically, most people in t... | AskReddit | t5_2qh1i | c8gd7j3 | This is late and all, but oh well. Here it goes.
I was 23, and having just joined the Army a few months earlier, I was in advanced individual training (learning your specific military specialty). It was the weekend and my friends and I were fortunate enough to get a overnight weekend pass. Typically, most people in t... | I was an utter shit bag when a man could have needed my assistance, but was as if by the will of the universe given an opportunity to try to redeem myself
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Waelsleahta | When I was 4 or 5 in preschool I had an interesting experience in the bathroom. One day I had to do a #2. Per preschool regulations, a teacher's assistant, a lady, escorted me to the bathroom to make sure I didn't fall in or eat all the soap or whatever a kid might do. It's just a room with a toilet, so the teacher tur... | When I was 4 or 5 in preschool I had an interesting experience in the bathroom. One day I had to do a #2. Per preschool regulations, a teacher's assistant, a lady, escorted me to the bathroom to make sure I didn't fall in or eat all the soap or whatever a kid might do. It's just a room with a toilet, so the teacher tur... | AskReddit | t5_2qh1i | c8geb4g | When I was 4 or 5 in preschool I had an interesting experience in the bathroom. One day I had to do a #2. Per preschool regulations, a teacher's assistant, a lady, escorted me to the bathroom to make sure I didn't fall in or eat all the soap or whatever a kid might do. It's just a room with a toilet, so the teacher tur... | C" is NOT for cookie. |
crunchygoodness | When I was about 12 my family and I were on a caribbean vacation in Aruba, my dad absolutely loves the exotic fish that can be caught right along reef edges pretty much all around the island. One trip he catches what looks like a spiky rock and calls me over.
As a quick prologue to this story, I used to take out a lo... | When I was about 12 my family and I were on a caribbean vacation in Aruba, my dad absolutely loves the exotic fish that can be caught right along reef edges pretty much all around the island. One trip he catches what looks like a spiky rock and calls me over.
As a quick prologue to this story, I used to take out a lo... | AskReddit | t5_2qh1i | c8gehl1 | When I was about 12 my family and I were on a caribbean vacation in Aruba, my dad absolutely loves the exotic fish that can be caught right along reef edges pretty much all around the island. One trip he catches what looks like a spiky rock and calls me over.
As a quick prologue to this story, I used to take out a lo... | reading a book about poisonous fish saved my dad from incredible pain / possibly death while on a caribbean fishing trip.
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tenemantfunster | Last year when I was in S1 (6th Grade) my friend "fell in love" with this guy in S6 (11th Grade, there is no 12th Grade in Britain.) I mean, she was obsessed with him. So everday, I would have to listen her rambling on about this 17/18 year old who didn't even know she was alive. But she was very jealous of me because ... | Last year when I was in S1 (6th Grade) my friend "fell in love" with this guy in S6 (11th Grade, there is no 12th Grade in Britain.) I mean, she was obsessed with him. So everday, I would have to listen her rambling on about this 17/18 year old who didn't even know she was alive. But she was very jealous of me because ... | AskReddit | t5_2qh1i | c8gek30 | Last year when I was in S1 (6th Grade) my friend "fell in love" with this guy in S6 (11th Grade, there is no 12th Grade in Britain.) I mean, she was obsessed with him. So everday, I would have to listen her rambling on about this 17/18 year old who didn't even know she was alive. But she was very jealous of me because ... | Stalked guy for friend, instead of thank you received the biggest "Fuck You" in history. |
chris_cobra | This is the story about how my friend became the Chicken Fairy:
I was at a hotel for a school field trip overnight, and it was my friend's birthday. His mom made him fried chicken to give out, it was awesome. Unfortunately, we were left with over 75 chicken wings when we got to the hotel. Knowing they wouldn't be good... | This is the story about how my friend became the Chicken Fairy:
I was at a hotel for a school field trip overnight, and it was my friend's birthday. His mom made him fried chicken to give out, it was awesome. Unfortunately, we were left with over 75 chicken wings when we got to the hotel. Knowing they wouldn't be goo... | AskReddit | t5_2qh1i | c8gez2j | This is the story about how my friend became the Chicken Fairy:
I was at a hotel for a school field trip overnight, and it was my friend's birthday. His mom made him fried chicken to give out, it was awesome. Unfortunately, we were left with over 75 chicken wings when we got to the hotel. Knowing they wouldn't be goo... | Lots of leftover fried chicken, gave it out at 1AM to a random stranger in a hotel by accident, became the Chicken Fairy |
Pewdiepi | Okay, this is a story about a 5 year old dumb kid that turned out smart. I like to link it to this but whatever.
We all know that little shithead in preschool that would constantly try to one up you. Mine happened to be another girl I constantly got compared to. Hated her.
One day I found out how to hang upside dow... | Okay, this is a story about a 5 year old dumb kid that turned out smart. I like to link it to this but whatever.
We all know that little shithead in preschool that would constantly try to one up you. Mine happened to be another girl I constantly got compared to. Hated her.
One day I found out how to hang upside dow... | AskReddit | t5_2qh1i | c8gfe71 | Okay, this is a story about a 5 year old dumb kid that turned out smart. I like to link it to this but whatever.
We all know that little shithead in preschool that would constantly try to one up you. Mine happened to be another girl I constantly got compared to. Hated her.
One day I found out how to hang upside dow... | Girl in preschool dares me to hang upside down with no hands. Split head open. Now I'm smarter and more athletic. Bitch. |
vidproducer | I was on a business trip in LA and had a few hours to kill. I decided to check out the La Brea Tar Pits. Cool place to sight see and there is a nice museum with a large aviary in the middle. It was late afternoon and not many people were there. I was walking through the aviary when all of a sudden a bird swooped do... | I was on a business trip in LA and had a few hours to kill. I decided to check out the La Brea Tar Pits. Cool place to sight see and there is a nice museum with a large aviary in the middle. It was late afternoon and not many people were there. I was walking through the aviary when all of a sudden a bird swooped do... | AskReddit | t5_2qh1i | c8ggdu4 | I was on a business trip in LA and had a few hours to kill. I decided to check out the La Brea Tar Pits. Cool place to sight see and there is a nice museum with a large aviary in the middle. It was late afternoon and not many people were there. I was walking through the aviary when all of a sudden a bird swooped do... | Accidentally scared a bunch of Asian tourists into thinking they were being attacked by dinosaurs |
KindInternetStranger | I legitimately spent a full five minutes staring at this in wonderment.
The best part of the graphics is that the way it moves across the screen makes it so that you can't see it without the edges sort of fuzzing out into infinity, and it gives you the feeling of having just smoked a joint and being one with the amus... | I legitimately spent a full five minutes staring at this in wonderment.
The best part of the graphics is that the way it moves across the screen makes it so that you can't see it without the edges sort of fuzzing out into infinity, and it gives you the feeling of having just smoked a joint and being one with the amus... | AskReddit | t5_2qh1i | c8ggjpn | I legitimately spent a full five minutes staring at this in wonderment.
The best part of the graphics is that the way it moves across the screen makes it so that you can't see it without the edges sort of fuzzing out into infinity, and it gives you the feeling of having just smoked a joint and being one with the amus... | I got a contact high from staring at this. |
UpsidedownTreetrunk | When I was 5 was in the grocery store with my parents. They were doing their own thing and I was sitting on a crate. I found a [boxcutter]( on the floor, and not knowing what it was, sliced my hand open with it. It didn't hurt. My mom saw it and flipped a few ~~dozen~~ hundred shits. The grocery store was old, dirty, a... | When I was 5 was in the grocery store with my parents. They were doing their own thing and I was sitting on a crate. I found a [boxcutter]( on the floor, and not knowing what it was, sliced my hand open with it. It didn't hurt. My mom saw it and flipped a few dozen hundred shits. The grocery store was old, dirty, and... | AskReddit | t5_2qh1i | c8ggtl0 | When I was 5 was in the grocery store with my parents. They were doing their own thing and I was sitting on a crate. I found a [boxcutter]( on the floor, and not knowing what it was, sliced my hand open with it. It didn't hurt. My mom saw it and flipped a few dozen hundred shits. The grocery store was old, dirty, and... | I'm a dipshit. |
qwertyman2347 | As a kid I was playing soccer as the goalkeeper,it was a small court,so the goal net wasn't extended,it was all at the same place as the goal posts,but anyway I jumped to catch a ball and ended up with my feet tangled on the net,and I acidentally sat on the top of my left hand.As I was going to stand up,I move my butt... | As a kid I was playing soccer as the goalkeeper,it was a small court,so the goal net wasn't extended,it was all at the same place as the goal posts,but anyway I jumped to catch a ball and ended up with my feet tangled on the net,and I acidentally sat on the top of my left hand.As I was going to stand up,I move my butt... | AskReddit | t5_2qh1i | c8ggwva | As a kid I was playing soccer as the goalkeeper,it was a small court,so the goal net wasn't extended,it was all at the same place as the goal posts,but anyway I jumped to catch a ball and ended up with my feet tangled on the net,and I acidentally sat on the top of my left hand.As I was going to stand up,I move my butt... | I broke my pinky finger,using my butt |
carpediemxx22 | I live in a collegetown, and one Saturday night I was driving home from my boyfriend's house through campus. Literally the night before there had been a report of rape, and another report of attempted rape in close proximity, about 30 minutes apart. As I'm driving near the place where the reports were made, I see this ... | I live in a collegetown, and one Saturday night I was driving home from my boyfriend's house through campus. Literally the night before there had been a report of rape, and another report of attempted rape in close proximity, about 30 minutes apart. As I'm driving near the place where the reports were made, I see this ... | AskReddit | t5_2qh1i | c8ggx36 | I live in a collegetown, and one Saturday night I was driving home from my boyfriend's house through campus. Literally the night before there had been a report of rape, and another report of attempted rape in close proximity, about 30 minutes apart. As I'm driving near the place where the reports were made, I see this ... | picked up a drunk girl and drove her home to protect her from potential rape |
Punm | I just had the worse week of my life, really bad stuff going on my work and the final tests to get my college degree. I could barely sleep nor eat or even shit properly. Today after everything went really well thanks god (NOT) I went home and took the best shit of my whole life. I shited so hard that I slept there for ... | I just had the worse week of my life, really bad stuff going on my work and the final tests to get my college degree. I could barely sleep nor eat or even shit properly. Today after everything went really well thanks god (NOT) I went home and took the best shit of my whole life. I shited so hard that I slept there for ... | AskReddit | t5_2qh1i | c8gh3bt | I just had the worse week of my life, really bad stuff going on my work and the final tests to get my college degree. I could barely sleep nor eat or even shit properly. Today after everything went really well thanks god (NOT) I went home and took the best shit of my whole life. I shited so hard that I slept there for ... | my ass hurts I feel great, I wonder if that's how gay people feels. |
soosuh | No one is going to read this this late, but oh well.
When I was a junior in college, I traveled to Amsterdam for a short vacation. My best friend from high school just happened to also be in Europe, studying in Florence, and he and his friends had been there the week before; he stayed the whole week to wait for my ar... | No one is going to read this this late, but oh well.
When I was a junior in college, I traveled to Amsterdam for a short vacation. My best friend from high school just happened to also be in Europe, studying in Florence, and he and his friends had been there the week before; he stayed the whole week to wait for my ar... | AskReddit | t5_2qh1i | c8ghezr | No one is going to read this this late, but oh well.
When I was a junior in college, I traveled to Amsterdam for a short vacation. My best friend from high school just happened to also be in Europe, studying in Florence, and he and his friends had been there the week before; he stayed the whole week to wait for my ar... | Thank the lord jeebus I didn't eat mushrooms that day like I'd planned. |
Gawdzillers | One time I filled a glass with water and jerked off into it to see how semen would react to it. Turns out, it floats there, kind of suspended and keeping its shape. If you've ever seen a YT video where they drop food coloring in water, it's just like that.
tl;dr I masturbated in the name of science. | One time I filled a glass with water and jerked off into it to see how semen would react to it. Turns out, it floats there, kind of suspended and keeping its shape. If you've ever seen a YT video where they drop food coloring in water, it's just like that.
tl;dr I masturbated in the name of science.
| AskReddit | t5_2qh1i | c8ghuqu | One time I filled a glass with water and jerked off into it to see how semen would react to it. Turns out, it floats there, kind of suspended and keeping its shape. If you've ever seen a YT video where they drop food coloring in water, it's just like that. | I masturbated in the name of science. |
nickname_eazyE | as you may know if youve ever seen my posts, i used to be a real bad garbage-head. with that lifestyle, my room looked like, well, a junkies. anyway, oneday i woke up in a daze life i often did, grabbed myhandfull of pills, and grabbed the sprite bottle from the mess of bottles and shit on my desk. i took a mouthfull t... | as you may know if youve ever seen my posts, i used to be a real bad garbage-head. with that lifestyle, my room looked like, well, a junkies. anyway, oneday i woke up in a daze life i often did, grabbed myhandfull of pills, and grabbed the sprite bottle from the mess of bottles and shit on my desk. i took a mouthfull t... | AskReddit | t5_2qh1i | c8gi4rq | as you may know if youve ever seen my posts, i used to be a real bad garbage-head. with that lifestyle, my room looked like, well, a junkies. anyway, oneday i woke up in a daze life i often did, grabbed myhandfull of pills, and grabbed the sprite bottle from the mess of bottles and shit on my desk. i took a mouthfull t... | chased my pills with piss. |
inspectorofinspector | Italian Feast!
One night my mom and older sister went out, so I was forced to fend for myself come dinner time. My little sister had already eaten at a girl scout meeting so although she was in the kitchen doing homework I was cooking for one.
I went through my pantry, fridge, and cabinets trying to find something ... | Italian Feast!
One night my mom and older sister went out, so I was forced to fend for myself come dinner time. My little sister had already eaten at a girl scout meeting so although she was in the kitchen doing homework I was cooking for one.
I went through my pantry, fridge, and cabinets trying to find something ... | AskReddit | t5_2qh1i | c8gibzs | Italian Feast!
One night my mom and older sister went out, so I was forced to fend for myself come dinner time. My little sister had already eaten at a girl scout meeting so although she was in the kitchen doing homework I was cooking for one.
I went through my pantry, fridge, and cabinets trying to find something ... | Not everyone can cook, and I'm a horrible problem solver.
Thanks all for the replies. I'm glad someone enjoyed my feast! |
because_of_reasons | Sophomore year of college my best friend's roomate turned out to be the single most homophobic person I have ever met in my life. For example, we were in their room and I asked him what he would do if his son were gay. He said he didn't want to even talk about it because it would jinx it and was bad luck. Fast forward ... | Sophomore year of college my best friend's roomate turned out to be the single most homophobic person I have ever met in my life. For example, we were in their room and I asked him what he would do if his son were gay. He said he didn't want to even talk about it because it would jinx it and was bad luck. Fast forward ... | AskReddit | t5_2qh1i | c8gk2fk | Sophomore year of college my best friend's roomate turned out to be the single most homophobic person I have ever met in my life. For example, we were in their room and I asked him what he would do if his son were gay. He said he didn't want to even talk about it because it would jinx it and was bad luck. Fast forward ... | Crazy homophobic guy buys blank purple hat. Wears it for the very first time several months later. Happens to be Wear Purple for Gay Pride day during LGBTQ Awareness Week. Hilarity ensues. Never wears hat again. |
SerJamers | On the first day of first grade I had to use the restroom, but things had changed. No longer did each class have their own private bathroom, but rather a community bathroom for the collective student body. I entered this unfamiliar territory and encountered for the first time, a urinal. I assumed this was simply the wa... | On the first day of first grade I had to use the restroom, but things had changed. No longer did each class have their own private bathroom, but rather a community bathroom for the collective student body. I entered this unfamiliar territory and encountered for the first time, a urinal. I assumed this was simply the wa... | AskReddit | t5_2qh1i | c8gkxjk | On the first day of first grade I had to use the restroom, but things had changed. No longer did each class have their own private bathroom, but rather a community bathroom for the collective student body. I entered this unfamiliar territory and encountered for the first time, a urinal. I assumed this was simply the wa... | In first grade, I pooped in a urinal in front a bunch of other kids. No regrets. |
Casey25 | When I was a kid we had turtles. My parents had rescued them from people who didn't have any respect for animals. However, after a while, the whole house started to smell like turtle and my parents decided to hand them over to a turtle sanctuary. Years later, I had a conversation with my mom about our turtles. She said... | When I was a kid we had turtles. My parents had rescued them from people who didn't have any respect for animals. However, after a while, the whole house started to smell like turtle and my parents decided to hand them over to a turtle sanctuary. Years later, I had a conversation with my mom about our turtles. She said... | AskReddit | t5_2qh1i | c8gkxqn | When I was a kid we had turtles. My parents had rescued them from people who didn't have any respect for animals. However, after a while, the whole house started to smell like turtle and my parents decided to hand them over to a turtle sanctuary. Years later, I had a conversation with my mom about our turtles. She said... | My childhood turtles burned to death. |
AcornTits | I work in a cake/ ice cream combo store. We have a flavor of ice cream called the birthday cake mix that's vanilla/ cookie crunch/ chocolate. Anyways, I get a call in the store late one night from an older gentleman asking about it as I'm closing up shop. They're persistent in asking for another flavor called the birth... | I work in a cake/ ice cream combo store. We have a flavor of ice cream called the birthday cake mix that's vanilla/ cookie crunch/ chocolate. Anyways, I get a call in the store late one night from an older gentleman asking about it as I'm closing up shop. They're persistent in asking for another flavor called the birth... | AskReddit | t5_2qh1i | c8gl3ey | I work in a cake/ ice cream combo store. We have a flavor of ice cream called the birthday cake mix that's vanilla/ cookie crunch/ chocolate. Anyways, I get a call in the store late one night from an older gentleman asking about it as I'm closing up shop. They're persistent in asking for another flavor called the birth... | Hahaha, penis! |
JDMcWombat | Chivalry is not dead. Why? Because at least people have some damned respect for the dead. Chivalry was beaten, raped, then brutally murdered by society; now we all pretend that it never existed. The world that we live in is a dog-eat-dog one, and if you're not eating a dog, you're feeding one. So why is it that people ... | Chivalry is not dead. Why? Because at least people have some damned respect for the dead. Chivalry was beaten, raped, then brutally murdered by society; now we all pretend that it never existed. The world that we live in is a dog-eat-dog one, and if you're not eating a dog, you're feeding one. So why is it that people ... | AskReddit | t5_2qh1i | c8glaa9 | Chivalry is not dead. Why? Because at least people have some damned respect for the dead. Chivalry was beaten, raped, then brutally murdered by society; now we all pretend that it never existed. The world that we live in is a dog-eat-dog one, and if you're not eating a dog, you're feeding one. So why is it that people ... | I put a lot of time and effort into this comment, now read it! |
Vasconium | Back when i was 6, my mom had a friend who worked at the Nickelodeon offices in NY. She was damn awesome, and we always received free Nick swag from her.
Among those things were two VIP passes to the former Nickelodeon Studios in Orlando, Florida (which i believe is now a Blue Men Group-themed attraction). Seeing how ... | Back when i was 6, my mom had a friend who worked at the Nickelodeon offices in NY. She was damn awesome, and we always received free Nick swag from her.
Among those things were two VIP passes to the former Nickelodeon Studios in Orlando, Florida (which i believe is now a Blue Men Group-themed attraction). Seeing how... | AskReddit | t5_2qh1i | c8gnnf5 | Back when i was 6, my mom had a friend who worked at the Nickelodeon offices in NY. She was damn awesome, and we always received free Nick swag from her.
Among those things were two VIP passes to the former Nickelodeon Studios in Orlando, Florida (which i believe is now a Blue Men Group-themed attraction). Seeing how... | Spiderkid goes to Nickelodeon, squeaks. |
SonicRaptra | Yeah, it's unfortunate things happened this way, thought it's not really Larson's fault. Apparently Hasbro told them they HAD to end the season with a musical episode with cutie mark switching and Twi becoming and alicorn, which Ingram mentioned was a tall order, but they pulled it off.
All in all, it's too bad Hasbro... | Yeah, it's unfortunate things happened this way, thought it's not really Larson's fault. Apparently Hasbro told them they HAD to end the season with a musical episode with cutie mark switching and Twi becoming and alicorn, which Ingram mentioned was a tall order, but they pulled it off.
All in all, it's too bad Hasbr... | mylittlepony | t5_2s8bl | c8gqv8l | Yeah, it's unfortunate things happened this way, thought it's not really Larson's fault. Apparently Hasbro told them they HAD to end the season with a musical episode with cutie mark switching and Twi becoming and alicorn, which Ingram mentioned was a tall order, but they pulled it off.
All in all, it's too bad Hasbr... | Not Larson's fault, and it would have been better with no Twicorn, but I think the show will still continue to be good regardless. |
kingofmagnet | says that
> Selling Tear of the Goddess and its upgrades removes the bonus mana.
and
> The bonuses from Seeker's Armguards passive disappear upon upgrading it to Zhonya's Hourglass. However the stats on Zhonya's Hourglass are already equal or higher than a fully stacked Seeker's Armguard and Needlessly Large ... | says that
> Selling Tear of the Goddess and its upgrades removes the bonus mana.
and
> The bonuses from Seeker's Armguards passive disappear upon upgrading it to Zhonya's Hourglass. However the stats on Zhonya's Hourglass are already equal or higher than a fully stacked Seeker's Armguard and Needlessly Large Rod co... | summonerschool | t5_2t9x3 | c8gpldx | says that
> Selling Tear of the Goddess and its upgrades removes the bonus mana.
and
> The bonuses from Seeker's Armguards passive disappear upon upgrading it to Zhonya's Hourglass. However the stats on Zhonya's Hourglass are already equal or higher than a fully stacked Seeker's Armguard and Needlessly Large Rod co... | No, no and no. |
screaminginfidels | In 350+ hours on xbox and 25 or so now on PC, I hadn't used the mortar for more than... well probably the 2 kills it initially took me to get the assignment out of the way.
Had to do the assignment again today on PC; decided to try it out for awhile on some Nosehair TDM. Ended with... 39 kills? A couple of those were M... | In 350+ hours on xbox and 25 or so now on PC, I hadn't used the mortar for more than... well probably the 2 kills it initially took me to get the assignment out of the way.
Had to do the assignment again today on PC; decided to try it out for awhile on some Nosehair TDM. Ended with... 39 kills? A couple of those were M... | battlefield3 | t5_2rlua | c8h52id | In 350+ hours on xbox and 25 or so now on PC, I hadn't used the mortar for more than... well probably the 2 kills it initially took me to get the assignment out of the way.
Had to do the assignment again today on PC; decided to try it out for awhile on some Nosehair TDM. Ended with... 39 kills? A couple of those were M... | after countless hours of this game you can still find new experiences that kick fucking ass |
pikapikapower | Yeah, but there are few anime that actually achieve what the manga did. Mysterious Girlfriend X is another good example. The short 12 episodes totally skipped all but the most important chapters, and the connection with the characters is no where close to the manga. Well, I need to stop my rant. thanks for listening h... | Yeah, but there are few anime that actually achieve what the manga did. Mysterious Girlfriend X is another good example. The short 12 episodes totally skipped all but the most important chapters, and the connection with the characters is no where close to the manga. Well, I need to stop my rant. thanks for listening h... | Animewallpaper | t5_2ss60 | c8gwspo | Yeah, but there are few anime that actually achieve what the manga did. Mysterious Girlfriend X is another good example. The short 12 episodes totally skipped all but the most important chapters, and the connection with the characters is no where close to the manga. Well, I need to stop my rant. thanks for listening h... | This Kills MGFX the anime]( |
PoppawitthebigMoppa | I absolutely love Gamefly. I've been a member for over a year and even adding up the membership cost I know I've saved tons and tons of money by renting instead of buying. So often I buy a cheap-ish game, or even a new one and stop halfway through or get bored after beating it once, then I sell it back to gamestop for ... | I absolutely love Gamefly. I've been a member for over a year and even adding up the membership cost I know I've saved tons and tons of money by renting instead of buying. So often I buy a cheap-ish game, or even a new one and stop halfway through or get bored after beating it once, then I sell it back to gamestop for ... | gaming | t5_2qh03 | c8gybfh | I absolutely love Gamefly. I've been a member for over a year and even adding up the membership cost I know I've saved tons and tons of money by renting instead of buying. So often I buy a cheap-ish game, or even a new one and stop halfway through or get bored after beating it once, then I sell it back to gamestop for ... | I love gamefly and highly recommend it! |
chrissymad | Attraction is different for everyone, I wish everyone here would keep that in mind. I think your photos would look a lot better if you smiled.
However, your pictures are all blurry, with the exception of the first. How old are the photos? Put up some where you're smiling. It goes a long way.
In regard to your profi... | Attraction is different for everyone, I wish everyone here would keep that in mind. I think your photos would look a lot better if you smiled.
However, your pictures are all blurry, with the exception of the first. How old are the photos? Put up some where you're smiling. It goes a long way.
In regard to your profi... | OkCupid | t5_2rct2 | c8gzr5f | Attraction is different for everyone, I wish everyone here would keep that in mind. I think your photos would look a lot better if you smiled.
However, your pictures are all blurry, with the exception of the first. How old are the photos? Put up some where you're smiling. It goes a long way.
In regard to your profi... | Stop repeating the same things, you like sciences, math, reading and school in general. Don't repeat in every section. Use clear, face and body shots and SMILE. |
datwunkid | To me, a lot of mecha anime tends to be too serious. I don't want any political war drama in mecha, because I can't take the story seriously if there's fucking space robots shooting guns, missiles, and swords at each other.
Putting that aside my favorite anime of all time is still Gurren Lagann.
Why?
Because it make... | To me, a lot of mecha anime tends to be too serious. I don't want any political war drama in mecha, because I can't take the story seriously if there's fucking space robots shooting guns, missiles, and swords at each other.
Putting that aside my favorite anime of all time is still Gurren Lagann.
Why?
Because it m... | anime | t5_2qh22 | c8h2in6 | To me, a lot of mecha anime tends to be too serious. I don't want any political war drama in mecha, because I can't take the story seriously if there's fucking space robots shooting guns, missiles, and swords at each other.
Putting that aside my favorite anime of all time is still Gurren Lagann.
Why?
Because it m... | 90% of mecha shows are too serious to take seriously. |
warox13 | [These planes]( all actually exist and I think there might even be multiples of each one.
Funny Story: I was flying down to LA to go to the 2010 Holiday Bowl (was staying with a buddy in OC, drove to San Diego for the game). So we're at SEA-TAC with about 30-40 Husky fans decked out in Purple waiting to board our fli... | [These planes]( all actually exist and I think there might even be multiples of each one.
Funny Story: I was flying down to LA to go to the 2010 Holiday Bowl (was staying with a buddy in OC, drove to San Diego for the game). So we're at SEA-TAC with about 30-40 Husky fans decked out in Purple waiting to board our fli... | CFB | t5_2qm9d | c8h36qo | These planes]( all actually exist and I think there might even be multiples of each one.
Funny Story: I was flying down to LA to go to the 2010 Holiday Bowl (was staying with a buddy in OC, drove to San Diego for the game). So we're at SEA-TAC with about 30-40 Husky fans decked out in Purple waiting to board our flig... | Rode the WSU plane to UW Bowl game. |
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