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The hardest part about online dating... finding someone who clicks with you. | 11 |
Mom photographs her daughter with animals in beautiful 12-year project | 00 |
My mum was killed by cancer... wait no, my dad was a sagittarius. | 11 |
I like my jokes like my coffee bland | 11 |
Nothing says i have faith in god like the bullet proof glass on the pope's car. | 11 |
Real-life robots that will one day enslave humanity, ranked | 00 |
Inside the 2016 fight for the white working class | 00 |
How do you organize a space party? you planet ;) | 11 |
Daniel craig and rachel weisz expecting first child together | 00 |
The most silent voice is the one that yells the loudest: unearthing the spirit within | 00 |
Darling, you are the most beautiful woman in this party! did you invite these guests on purpose? | 11 |
Fifth harmony's lauren jauregui could be amy winehouse's clone | 00 |
The queen doesn't like prince harry's beard -- go figure | 00 |
Why did the knight stop using the internet? because he was sick of chainmail. | 11 |
You're the shampoo in the eyes of my life. | 11 |
The giant panda is no longer listed as endangered | 00 |
The world seems to only care about refugees when they're olympians | 00 |
Meditation made simple: learn how to step back with headspace | 00 |
Before twitter, celebrities used to sit dead for months and months completely unnoticed. | 11 |
Why do so few americans actually observe memorial day? | 00 |
Four mexicans drowned over the weekend newspaper headline: quatro sinko | 11 |
I always thought, hey, at least air is free ...until i bought a bag of chips. | 11 |
How many kids with add does it take to change a lightbulb? wanna go ride bikes?!? | 11 |
Exercise could improve brain functioning among people with hiv | 00 |
#deardebbie, millennial women aren't 'complacent' about reproductive rights | 00 |
Baltimore quietly removed all 4 of its confederate statues overnight | 00 |
Darren aronofsky's new tv series breaks with the hollywood playbook on climate change | 00 |
I always wanted to be self-confident. well, look at me now. actually, don't. | 11 |
My girlfriend has a fire crotch. or as it's scientifically known, chlamydia. | 11 |
Why are gay guys so good at moving? they are used to getting their shit packed | 11 |
What do you call a rich frog? a gold-blooded reptile. | 11 |
Craft of the day: create a clay catch-all plate for your keys | 00 |
Mark zuckerberg and priscilla chan announce birth of a girl with open letter | 00 |
Some of your timelines are my morning paper. | 11 |
Forgiveness: the perfect gift any day of the year | 00 |
How to seduce a fat person? piece of cake | 11 |
I hope rapidly clicking this arrow on google street view counts as jogging. | 11 |
Vergara v. california decision: teacher tenure is not the problem | 00 |
Went to the doctor's office for my flu shot. he promised it wouldn't hurt... insensitive prick. | 11 |
Have you ever smelled mothballs? how did you get their little legs apart? | 11 |
I ruin friend groups by always suggesting we start a band too early | 11 |
What do you call an operation on a rabbit? a hare-cut. | 11 |
Your favorite 'zootopia' bunny takes on an elephant-sized case in this cute deleted scene | 00 |
Budget airlines' new routes lead to urbanization in asia | 00 |
Congress expected to vote on budget to avert government shutdown | 00 |
Don't forget about bald guys living vicariously through their beards. | 11 |
Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip. to get to the same side. | 11 |
Bill maher explains the fiscal cliff, calls for carbon tax | 00 |
Here's a bit of advice for you. advi. | 11 |
What did the counselor say to the hologram? you're projecting. (from star trek voyager) | 11 |
69 is the kamikaze of sex. if i'm going down, you're coming with me. | 11 |
What is dracula's favorite pudding? leeches and scream. | 11 |
Search underway for missing tennessee toddler noah chamberlin | 00 |
Jane fonda and helen mirren stole the show at paris fashion week | 00 |
What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter? thank you for your patients. | 11 |
I'm a lawyer for an orthodontist he's got me on retainer. | 11 |
Did you hear about the birds who wanted to go out drinking? they ended up at the crowbar. | 11 |
I'm sorry i can't go out tonight because of the internet. | 11 |
I'm no gynecologist... but i can take a look. | 11 |
Mom uses face-painting skills to turn kids into 'something magical' | 00 |
It's gotta be nice being a mortician... people are always dying to meet you. | 11 |
What do you call a chicken at the north pole? lost. | 11 |
Rating all the nancy drew books i've read on goodreads so it looks like i'm smart or something. | 11 |
Watch misty copeland dance to the heavenly sounds of cynthia erivo's voice | 00 |
What do we want? clickbait when do we want it? the answer will shock you. | 11 |
Texas raids planned parenthood offices across the state | 00 |
Why do they call a wolf a wolf? because it goes wolf! | 11 |
Dick cheney: iran deal will lead to first use of nuclear weapon since hiroshima and nagasaki | 00 |
Why do vegetarians give good head? because they are used to eating nuts! | 11 |
Jennifer aniston style evolution: this hollywood actress always looks effortlessly chic (photos) | 00 |
Digital identities: who are you when you're online? | 00 |
Dogs are just vacuums that want to be rewarded | 11 |
Ncaa pulls all championship events from north carolina over anti-lgbt laws | 00 |
Whats the difference between dawn and dusk? d(sun)/dt *facepalm* i'll see myself out. | 11 |
What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a czech? checkmate! | 11 |
Women's history month artists: celebrating whm with marlene dumas as the eight of hearts | 00 |
Girl catches 5-pound bass with barbie fishing pole in adorable father-daughter adventure | 00 |
What's hard and pink? a pig with a flick knife. | 11 |
What do tampons and white women have in common? they are both stuck up cunts. | 11 |
60 years after brown v. board, america's school boards call for vigilance | 00 |
What do people who don't like the slippery slope argument call it? the slippery slope fallacy | 11 |
Disneyland travel: 14 official and unofficial streets inside disneyland (photos) | 00 |
Why was the fruit/vegetable hybrid upset? he was a melon-cauliflower. | 11 |
What do you call a racist 19th century artist? oppressionist | 11 |
If attacked by a pack of clowns.... go for the juggler. | 11 |
How much do pirates pay for earrings? about a buck an ear. | 11 |
Civilian death toll mounts as iraqi forces push on in mosul | 00 |
A step by step to vacationing in the mountains | 00 |
4 steps to add joy to your life | 00 |
5 hotel steals: columbus day weekend & beyond | 00 |
Lanvin summer 2012 ad: we hope you like snakes (video) | 00 |
What's a pirate's favorite sexual partner? can't legally consent because they're retarrrrrrrrded. | 11 |
I knew you'd come crawling back the minute i stole your wheelchair | 11 |
How to fix 4 common gardening problems using technology | 00 |
A black man walks into a bar. the bartender says get out! | 11 |
Potential pick for solicitor general removes name from consideration | 00 |
What did the stoplight say to the car? don't look, i'm changing! | 11 |
An invitation to do something about the environment | 00 |
Trevor noah: trump's first week proves he's a bad businessman | 00 |
Leader of oakland artist collective sparks outrage for focusing on himself after deadly fire | 00 |
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