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train_8200 | 0pending | 67def8e0-3973-47db-8198-9c0dc25eb450 | What this movie fails from answering is how wrong this war is (and most US wars recently made only to get some oil).<br /><br />How many innocent civilian casualties there has been, how many lives perished and how blatantly stupid the perpetrators are.<br /><br />So, let me ask you - if American soldier kills women and... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8201 | 0pending | 964ad402-3802-4fb9-9bda-c4adbbff8100 | Another vast conspiracy movie that tries to blame the US government and the Armed Forces (especially the Army) for every disaster since the Great Flood. Anyone who has ever served time in the US military can see how bogus this film is. Uniforms, equipment, sets, and mannerisms are all wrong. (And of course, all Senior ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8202 | 0pending | 3bb9aa9f-949b-4edc-8197-403ce197c2f6 | Apparently none of the previous reviewers,most of whom praise the film for its accuracy, have actually read a biography of Louis Pasteur.The most glaring inaccuracy is in the relationship between Pasteur and Napoleon III.Back in the 1930's the latter was invariably shown in a bad light.While far from an admirable chara... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8203 | 0pending | 6507d3e1-43bf-45cf-a73d-1631abd5cdb6 | Entertainment Tonight has been going down hill for the last few years, but as of last night (Aug 17th 2006) they reached a new low.<br /><br />In an effort to try to hype up their broadcast, they decided to post actual photos of JonBenet Ramsey's body in their teasers last night ...saying "Pictures from the case you ha... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8204 | 0pending | ec58f3f8-a5f6-4bb8-8603-94f5c99e64a1 | This show is unbelievable in that . . . what it represents and what it focuses on and . . . words cannot describe how insane ET is. They will report anything. If a celebrity is even remotely indirectly connected to the story ET will report on it. If a dog poop in the Tom Cruise's yard they will report on it. If a celeb... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8205 | 0pending | d9bdb659-0e52-404c-8797-24355c541a7c | ET's obsession with Dannielynn Smith is despicable. Leave the child alone. With all the constant attention she'll most likely grow up psychotic, depressed or worse. Think of Princess Diana and how she longed for privacy. Now poor little rich girl Ashley Olson just wants to be left alone. No wonder Greta Garbo became a ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8206 | 0pending | 7bdb71fb-abd8-4498-9ec8-99839a5ab5cd | Like most people I love "A Christmas Story". I had never even heard of this film and perhaps for good reason--it is awful. Same locale, same narrator, same director but the warm fuzziness of the original was lacking. Charles Grodin was a poor choice to replace Darrin McGavin but I cannot imagine anyone being able to re... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8207 | 0pending | 006748ad-ac4c-4397-a23b-e3c1d92ef931 | "A Christmas Story" is one of many people's all-time most beloved films. ACS was able to take the viewer to a time and a place in such a way that very few films ever have. It had a sweetness and goodwill to it that is rare.<br /><br />So I awaited (and awaited) its sequel, "It Runs In The Family" . The film was almost ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8208 | 0pending | 68264b4a-ef8e-4efb-afee-488160d163e6 | Since its release in 1983, "A Christmas Story", the Jean Shepherd-narrated story of his alter-ego, Ralphie, has become a true classic. "My Summer Story", however, still has Shepherd as the narrator, but it has absolutely none of the charm, and the characters are nowhere near the caliber of the original film.<br /><br /... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8209 | 0pending | d61432a6-1be7-455c-bf3d-018860e287ef | Funny how a studio thinks it can make a sequel to what was a classic Christmas story with an entirely new cast and expect it to float. Sure they used various actors for Batman, but in that instance Batman was a classic character before any of the actor donned his cape. In this instance you had a classic character in th... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8210 | 0pending | c018ca55-c3e3-448b-96f0-6313541821b1 | Really bad. Why anyone thinks this is a good film let alone funny is a true mystery. I like comedies as much as the next man and I LOVED "A Christmas Story." The fact that it has the same director and was based on the same writer's memoirs has me completely puzzled as to why this film is such a complete failure on ever... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8211 | 0pending | 56191e09-6560-499d-bbb6-1ed9b8931296 | This is an in-name-only sequel to "A Christmas Story," originally entitled "A Summer Story." Ralphie narrates his family adventures during the summer when they moved to a small hick-town in the middle of nowhere. Hilarity, unfortunately, does not ensue.<br /><br />The original worked because of its irreverent nature an... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8212 | 0pending | 44b7d845-2190-4f24-8613-e87163118c5b | A Christmas Story Is A Holiday Classic And My Favorite Movie. So Naturally, I Was Elated When This Movie Came Out In 1994. I Saw It Opening Day and Was Prepared To Enjoy Myself. I Came Away Revolted And Digusted. The Anticipation that Rang True In A Christmas Story Is Curiously Missing from This mess. A Red Ryder BB Gu... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8213 | 0pending | 61e5030a-c777-4eb5-92a1-01f5b8d4978a | This movie was not very entertaining, certainly NO WHERE as original or as good as A Christmas Story. The characters (except the youngest) try to emulate the preceding actors, and they fail. The hillbilly neighbors come out of nowhere as they weren't a part of the first movie. This really sucked, might have been good w... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8214 | 0pending | 13ea0ef2-e362-4646-ad93-0f38d71e0e34 | Ugh! Where to begin ... first, Campbell Scott's non-stop angst becomes a real turn-off after awhile (a very short while) as he internalizes his mounting anguish, curiosity and anger. Only we don't care! These characters as presented by the writer and director are wholly unlikable, and therein lies the key. They haven't... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8215 | 0pending | 2c816c35-76ea-470b-8483-625b2479d758 | Basically, a dentist husband-wife team and their 3 daughters deal with infidelity. The premise is interesting, the acting is good, and the music, although sometimes abrupt and without direction, is pretty cool.<br /><br />The problem is the plot. The husband dentist drops his wife off backstage at an opera before the s... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8216 | 0pending | a2747f21-46e6-428a-a503-275a3eee6c7c | I tend to like character-driven films. I also think Hope Davis turns in consistently good work, so I had high hopes for this movie. Those hopes were soon dashed.<br /><br />The main flaw with this movie is the direction. There are a lot of scenes that are daydream sequences. The movie makes frequent use of the Denis Le... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8217 | 0pending | bee08759-3951-4e25-a14c-eed868a56fb5 | There may something poetically right in seeing dentists suffer. Suffer they do, in this dreary, truly dreadful film, but they cause the audience to undergo pain of the non-dental variety too. If you ever wanted to see a movie full of screaming kids, barfing kids, sick kids, lots of long, long meaningful glances, a dead... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8218 | 0pending | 9d3e8918-5266-4565-9403-580ab8d2478b | Yeh, I know -- you're quivering with excitement. Well, *The Secret Lives of Dentists* will not upset your expectations: it's solidly made but essentially unimaginative, truthful but dull. It concerns the story of a married couple who happen to be dentists and who share the same practice (already a recipe for trouble: i... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8219 | 0pending | aff0253c-0324-42e5-9118-8667976a4fc9 | It's common practice for a film about repression to be somewhat muted in style and tone. There's a difference, however, between using restraint and encouraging narcolepsy among audience members. In "The Secret Lives of Dentists," starring Campbell Scott and Hope Davis, director Alan Rudolph plays as close to the vest a... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8220 | 0pending | 4bd04348-edc9-434c-893f-01c61f199799 | An idiotic dentist finds out that his wife has been unfaithful. So, no new story lines here. However, the authors managed to create a stupid, disgusting film. If you enjoy watching kids vomiting, or seeing a dentist imagining that he is pulling all his wife's teeth out in a bloody horror-type, go see (or rent) the film... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8221 | 0pending | 0e8c736b-6003-4927-a471-c05c6de5bbb7 | Alan Rudolph is a so-so director, without that special touch. As an example, there was one shot in The Secret Lives of Dentists in the dental office which could have expressed the entire relationship between the husband and wife. Rudolph squandered it. The camera is in the hallway looking through the doorways of the tw... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8222 | 0pending | 2cca8726-e662-4d91-a27c-ee7050fe873b | I'm sorry, but this is such a bad movie it's hilarious. Football hooligans arguing in a travel lodge? Suits? Shades?! Alan clearly had no idea what he was talking about when he made this, it is as far from the truth as you can get.<br /><br />The casting was atrocious...Gary Oldman as a football hooligan? He doesn't lo... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8223 | 0pending | 884247d8-d2b7-4d63-b925-1374135a99b7 | What a shame that Alan Clarke has to be associated with this tripe. That doesn't rule it out however; get a group of lads and some Stellas together and have a whale of a time running this one again and again and rolling around on the floor in tears of laughter. Great wasted night stuff. Al Hunter homes in on a well pub... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8224 | 0pending | 9d5ee3a0-4a4c-442e-8275-8d6fafbd103a | This is very much a television version of the tale, the film starts out like an episode of 'Xena...', with little meaningful dialog or character description. It does get a bit more substantive after a while, but all characters are still cartoonish. <br /><br />Salma is the exotic beauty. Richard Harris is an evil and s... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8225 | 0pending | 9ad6cb3d-be79-4e4d-ba29-ee1f67415da2 | -=contains spoiler from both original and movie versions=-<br /><br />i am a huge fan of Notre dame De Paris musical,i also read book this summer and i watched movie today,in the beginning i was hopeful to watch a good film especially when i saw 6.3 IMDb point.first scenes were good but i actually waited for,theaters s... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8226 | 0pending | 85ebdcba-e969-49fb-9469-601aaaa988af | This is probably one of the worst movies I have ever seen. Jessica Simpson not only lacks any acting skill, but the script is incredibly shallow and lame. You actually hear serious dialogue that goes, "I love you more." "No, I love YOU more." I stopped watching the movie (online) after the first half hour, I couldn't t... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8227 | 0pending | 8ad630cc-925a-4ee9-8c35-e42f52ac06c3 | Who wrote this? Some guy named John Cohen. I guess this was the first screenplay he's ever worked on. Someone should've told him you're supposed to write dialog that sounds like something someone actually might say.<br /><br />And who directed this? Scott Marshal? Son of Gerry Marshall. My the nut has fallen far from t... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8228 | 0pending | d404e22a-627f-41c9-9427-0d216ef18bec | This is an embarrassment to everyone and everything used in making this joke. I personally don't care one way or another about Jessica Simpson and her talent or whatever so many people find fascinating about her. Just as a movie this is something that wouldn't even get a passing grade in film school. The script is a me... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8229 | 0pending | 89be613d-9c6f-4cab-8f0c-c6c701f6b15c | By now you should already know about this film, the Jessica Simpson "bomb" that pretty much went straight to video (limited, anemic theatrical run). Basically, Ms. Simpson's Katie travels from a small town in Oklahoma to visit her boyfriend, to surprise him, only to find him in bed with another woman. She is stranded, ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8230 | 0pending | b51f6f6b-8bda-4672-ba22-25bdbaeccf65 | This was a silly movie with a predictable storyline and dreadful acting!! Willy Nelson was as stiff as his braids. The movie just seemed like a very long advert for the bright red lipstick that Jessica Simpson wore - especially as there were so many close-ups on her face. The premise was not amusing and as I said - soo... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8231 | 0pending | edb1b90d-9c67-4209-ae0f-d51cc9069a84 | Watching this I mainly noticed the ad placements. DHL, Aquawhite Strips, Rockstar and more. It's one product placement after another. It's quite obvious how this movie got its funding. Jessica Simpson's "acting" is laughable. Any Dick shouldn't ever get work because he plays the same lame character. The "story" is just... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8232 | 0pending | 74926468-7635-46d3-8993-321252ba2fa8 | This movie had all the elements to be a smart, sparkling comedy, but for some reason it took the dumbass route. Perhaps it didn't really know who its audience was: but it's hardly a man's movie given the cast and plot, yet is too slapstick and dumb-blonde to appeal fully to women.<br /><br />If you have seen Legally Bl... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8233 | 0pending | 26bdef86-ffee-490c-a167-1168002f1901 | The story goes something like this: A small-town girl, Katie (Jessica Simpson), decides to visit her boyfriend in the big city. When she arrives she discovers he isn't quite as faithful as he should be. Katie then ends up venturing into the adventure that is New York. Filling in as bike messenger comedic and charming m... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8234 | 0pending | f1bb2a82-a397-439f-bfb5-44c80a79f8ef | This might be unbelievable, but this movie has grossed $878,138 in Russia! It's shown in almost all cinema theaters and still running! Well, I have no idea why distributors put their eye on this particular uh "movie", which had almost no screening around the world. That's some kind of enigma! Haha! Maybe it was based o... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8235 | 0pending | c419f755-26f7-41bc-a158-5206ea63027e | I knew this movie wasn't going to be amazing, but I thought I would give it a chance. I am a fan of Luke Wilson so I thought it had potential. Unfortunately, a lot of the movie's dialog was very fake sounding and cheesy. I think that Aquafresh gave some money towards the production of the film because they were serious... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8236 | 0pending | 09e55f5a-a867-436a-ab6e-bc7783e3e635 | (First of all, excuse my bad English) Of course only a movie starring Jessica Simpson can include serious goofs like this.. I'm a norwegian and I felt offended and shocked the makers of this movie did not take the time to do their research upon making this American/"Norwegian" movie. Even Wikipedia is more accurate whe... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8237 | 0pending | cc4cbd2e-cec4-4c97-8719-bee7299f9d38 | Ahh this film had so much potential! A good cast of quality B actors, the thighs of Jessica Simpson and... that is about it!<br /><br />I believe some guy in some unnamed marketing department had an idea. Basically, lets do a kind of Legally Blond film, but do it in New York. That big bright city of chances, power and ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8238 | 0pending | 6853d2b7-aebe-405a-b6aa-2b671bc223fb | A lot of promise and nothing more. An all-star cast certainly by HK standards, but man oh man is this one a stinker. No story? That's okay, the action will make up for it like most HK action flicks. What? The action is terrible, corny, and sparse? Dragon Dynasty's releases up to this point are by and large superb and g... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8239 | 0pending | ee754d23-bbbf-46d0-a220-9783f0f95e8c | At the end of "Dragon Heat," all I could think of was why I bothered sitting through the whole thing.<br /><br />The film's premise is interesting and that - as well as Maggie Q - is what attracted me to the film in the first place. But was I ever disappointed. Writer-director Daniel Lee can't hold a candle to the like... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8240 | 0pending | 5ca773f3-4e8f-40ab-bd0b-e413d157e3c3 | "Handsome Guys With Bad Haircuts !!" "Beautiful Girls Without Any Clues !!" "Stupid Gangsters Who Cannot Shoot Straight !!" From Dragon Dynasty comes the Hong Kong gangster drama, "Dragon Heat." For reasons which will probably forever be completely obscured, the production and casting call for this 'criminals-on-steroi... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8241 | 0pending | 3047c466-19e4-4ab7-a842-34f8cda3aa0d | Non existent plot, tons of poorly directed / super-cheesy scenes (Snipers / world famous sharpshooters who can't even hit their targets a few feet away? plus what's up with the ending?---> a bunch of law enforcers vandalizing a carnival's shooting gallery? WTH?), technical mistakes (how many bullets can you fit into a ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8242 | 0pending | 8b0a7fe2-5887-4d2c-9605-203c7223a1a3 | This esteemed production has it's fans. But to paraphrase the classic bad review of 'Mary Reilly,' Moby Dick is like a painting, only slower.<br /><br />This is because the philosophical grounds for a movie "production" are never to make a great film, rather it's to substitute the lack of a strong guiding idea (in this... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8243 | 0pending | 85492ac5-ffcc-4028-bc83-c373ffdca6b2 | This movie is horrible. Everything in it has been done before. There is nothing original. I cannot stand when writers don't come up with their own plots.<br /><br />A girl makes a wish on her 13th birthday and wakes up as an adult. Hmm, sounds a lot like a movie in the 80s called Big. What is even more annoying is Jenn... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8244 | 0pending | e54ffcbe-334f-4068-a553-7b6ab060c52d | I'm beginning to see a pattern in the movies I give a 1 to. They are almost all movies that my wife made me watch. Maybe I should stop having faith in her taste in movies. Anyway, this is typical drivel aimed at pre-teen girls but done even more poorly than usual. Once again, the writer broke the cardinal rule of any m... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8245 | 0pending | 11cbd4e2-5a71-4cb6-8e3e-4f1253b955c0 | What the *bliep* is it with this movie? Couldn't they fiend a better script? All in all a 'nice' movie, but... it has been done more than once... Up till the end I thought it was okay, but... the going back to the past part... *barf* SO corny... Was waiting for the fairy god mother to appear... but wow, that didn't hap... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8246 | 0pending | 96e85e49-d41e-4411-bb80-d7ab3eadacc7 | She has been catapulted from 13 to 30, with magic dust involved, courtesy the 13-year-old Matt, but nothing is made of that except as an unexplained device. New York City, especially Central Park, but also every other slice of the place incorporated into the movie, seems hope-filled and easily livable, and save for Luc... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8247 | 0pending | 532a54ae-6afe-4347-97ff-db06ed4d1ed8 | This is a film where the actors are all fine, especially Brigitte Bako and Erik Palladino, in a film where every one of the three couples meet in a situation that feels verrrrry forced to be either cute or to set the story in motion. In other words, it feels like they are contrived movie scenes, not like real life. Eve... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8248 | 0pending | a42610ab-e4ec-4443-be0d-56ed3222b66f | 'Mojo' is a story of fifties London, a world of budding rock stars, violence and forced homosexuality. 'Mojo' uses a technique for shooting the 1950s often seen in films that stresses the physical differences to our own time but also represents dialogue in a highly exaggerated fashion (owing much to the way that speech... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8249 | 0pending | a3ce56a7-7db0-48cf-9a72-28cbd4f1e64a | This is truly terrible: painfully irritating stylised performers screech and mug gratingly incoherent dialogues which take place in scenes which seem to have no purpose, no beginning, middle or end, cut together without any apparent narrative or even cognitive intention, all in the service of some entirely uninterestin... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8250 | 0pending | a0bac1c8-c940-4d8a-977c-344c70e3c73b | I looked forward to watching this film and then realised that any hope of a coherent dialogue between the actors was swamped by the unnecessary swearing. Now I am not a prude in any way, but to shout obscenities at each other does not a good film make. Ewan Bremner is arguably one of the worst actors in the world at th... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8251 | 0pending | 84bc7a8d-9836-4bb4-aaa5-93f86e42482f | First off, I would like to point out that while I am not an expert, the way the trial was handled will insult your intelligence. Firstly, the prosecution never proved that 'facilitated learning' actually works. Irresponsible for both the prosecution(because they can get an appeal) and the defense for not acting on this... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8252 | 0pending | f9ee016c-b7e8-4154-ad57-dca70fb08c48 | I saw this movie way back when it premiered.<br /><br />It was based on the notion that autistic children could communicate with typed-out messages with someone else merely aiding them and guiding their hands.<br /><br />Then suddenly these children, many of whom weren't even observing the keyboard or the screen when t... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8253 | 0pending | ee65287c-c9b4-45e3-b6d6-84e7d36a74b5 | I had the good fortune of reading the book before seeing the movie. It was an epic of adolescence, a dream of summers gone, a great potential indie film or big budget drama. It somehow got into the hands of a hack, who clearly took notes watching Boogie Nights and Rushmore without actually learning anything at all. The... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8254 | 0pending | 5c95ce0a-8381-4720-a204-44dc6a0f7081 | "A Gentleman's Game" uses the game of golf in a country club setting to illustrate an adolescent's discovery about honesty, prejudice, and other life lessons. Several times I thought I knew where this film was heading, only to be proved wrong. Unfortunately, I'm not so sure that the filmmakers ever knew where it was he... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8255 | 0pending | a160f575-3020-4266-8cb3-98d24569898d | the only word i can think of to describe this movie is: Ordinary.<br /><br />The plot line about Gary sinise's character attempting suicide is a ridiculous premise and c'mon..living as some sort Salingeristic hermit or recluse in a shack driving golf balls into the ocean because he couldn't handle life in the lucrative... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8256 | 0pending | 41d6d525-3cb0-48cb-a57b-adca576250b2 | At least it's not full of sensless violence or fluff. It's also not very full of thought or a smooth storyline. This story had some potential but the director appears to have lost site of the green. The story is disjointed and goes off in strange<br /><br />directions, to no conclusion. I also don't believe the directo... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8257 | 0pending | 35037ca8-8a2b-4468-9cf2-d707ede0c26b | I've seen better production quality on YouTube! I pity the actors, as the writing was terrible and the direction shocking, not sure how they could get the lines out - I really doubt any actor would have been able to salvage this movie no matter how good they were. The characters were not developed at all, and there was... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8258 | 0pending | cb9cd528-b85f-4318-a4c9-766a9be5b716 | The movie had a cute opening, I truly believed I was in for one of the best romantic comedies i've seen in a while... there was something particular "foreign" about the way the movie was set up, realistic yet somewhat abstract and mystical. But then the story line started becoming more and more unrealistic. To say that... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8259 | 0pending | 0e63e922-d563-4340-b68a-3af698b9f88f | Whattt was with the sound? It sounded like it was all dubbed.<br /><br />Otherwise, bad. Plot = bad. Accents = bad (even Dougray, and we live in Scotland), Acting = bad, Harp = bad, Sex scenes - bad/cringeworthy.<br /><br />Still, we watched it until the end in disbelief. How could such a good roll call of actors perfo... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8260 | 0pending | 8a60294d-c09e-4c04-849a-05f399119252 | Watching TRUTH ABOUT LOVE (is this a double entendre about the star?) is like plugging in white noise or manufactured water sounds to help you sleep - you put it in the DVD slot because there is nothing else left on the store shelves and you are in need of distraction after a hectic day. And it works for that for that ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8261 | 0pending | 6d724e63-fd46-4e2e-b625-b1558e8b5833 | I ordered the movie from Korea because I was an extra in it and was interested to see how it turned out.<br /><br />Having watched it I can say that I am ashamed to have had any part of it. I feel embarrassed not only for myself but for everyone else who had any part in the making of this mockery of British "comedy".<b... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8262 | 0pending | df64aa9c-24d8-4d38-80f7-936bd5b7c945 | Hiya folks,<br /><br />Well, this movie sucks really. Think "Love Actually" in reverse. Nothing fits quite right, nothing is coherent, and certainly nothing makes you laugh. Love is rare in this film.<br /><br />It IS a total flop. As indicated however, there are three redeeming points about this mangled potential of a... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8263 | 0pending | b08c4846-623b-4ef4-8af9-c25f2d09727b | There have been more interesting polish documentaries on worm farming, in brail_!! The competition (worm farming) had a better plot and more interesting characters. I was physically ill after watching this movie. The cheating husband (i think dougray_scott_) was a joke in every meaning of the word. Poor Jennifer must r... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8264 | 0pending | 54711fcb-5669-49d8-9ebd-12f5e31166fb | Yet another British romantic comedy which audiences all over the world seem to have a ravenous appetite for. This feeble effort is an unintentional parody of the genre - all the classic clichéd scenes are here from ridiculously elaborate misunderstandings to running after departing trains to declare one's love. The cha... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8265 | 0pending | d9714f2a-74bd-4f1f-859d-8ad0e1d39e00 | Daddy's girls Florence Lawrence and Dorothy West receive some terrific news at the local post office, unaware they are being stalked by burglar Charles Inslee. Meanwhile, father David Miles receives a message (from young Robert Harron) which necessitates daddy leaving home; so, when the young women return, they can be
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train_8266 | 0pending | 4434724e-ef64-4430-bcc4-caec6daa0f47 | I can't believe anyone liked this movie. I've seen a lot of low-budget indie films, but this one absolutely sucked. Low budget doesn't mean the movie has to be demented. Horror doesn't mean the movie has to be demented. There was nothing scary about this movie at all. It was just a gore-fest, and a particularly disturb... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8267 | 0pending | 475c8092-9b74-4dd9-a8fb-2cb7cf8a874c | I think this movie was supposed to be shocking. But the only way in which it is indeed shocking is how shocking badly it's been made ...and simply is. It's one-and-a-half hour of torment. Even more so for the viewer than for the characters in the movie (the five girls).<br /><br />Sure the main characters get their blo... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8268 | 0pending | be65375e-1cb1-443f-a69a-c4dcc953dee5 | The word in the summary sums it up d'oh ;) Five girls get lost trying to find their way home, when they stop at a store to get directions they hit a parked car breaking one headlight on it, they flea the scene in fair of getting in trouble but suddenly they see one headlight coming up behind them (ooooh).<br /><br />Fr... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8269 | 0pending | 08a5a218-232f-4b26-9b6a-2b55aa5bac10 | After just watching FIVE ACROSS THE EYES, I gotta be honest...I just didn't like it. I had read so many good reviews on this movie, but I just did'nt get where these reviews have came from,<br /><br />I have got a lot of time for newcomers into film-making, and I'm sure the directors will do well for themselves, but th... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8270 | 0pending | b8c6d3ec-8bb0-4d96-8a33-07c36e2ac652 | This movie has many problem associated with it that makes it come off like a low budget class project from someone in film school. I have to give it credit on its campiness though. Many times throughout the movie I found myself laughing hysterically. It was so bad at times that it was comical, which made it a fun watch... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8271 | 0pending | fa6a010e-563d-4739-983d-67ba1a5dd782 | Do not waste your time watching this! Unless you want to study it for all the wrong things you shouldn't do to make a good film. I am not one to usually review a movie, but this one is personal. I wasted precious time which they cannot give back. I feel compelled to write this report to warn others not to waste their t... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8272 | 0pending | 4e71d812-b3e0-461b-9d47-b043d9135b83 | This really is the most dreadful film I have ever seen. I simply have no idea how anyone has the audacity to put this on release.<br /><br />The production standards are atrocious. There is no pretence here at cinematography. The camera work, scripting, acting and sound are unbelievably crass. I think there is a plot, ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8273 | 0pending | 3c384600-6149-4974-b87e-57472905038e | This film was positively the worst film I have ever watched. I couldn't sit through the whole thing. I also think writer must have some weird fetish for women peeing puking and crapping... I mean what was that all about! I cant believe this was even made and am disgusted at have #ingwasted a £4 rental fee. The quality ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8274 | 0pending | 86d20bac-2f73-45e9-b761-81cc46f7039c | How, in the name of all that's holy, did this film ever get distribution? It looks as if it has been shot on someone's mobile phone and takes the screaming girl victim scenario to whole new depths. They literally scream for the full 90 minutes of the movie. And that's all they do. There is no plot, no tension, no chara... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8275 | 0pending | 1fd9511f-a0f0-43b1-b3f9-afce2368cefd | I can't believe this is on DVD. Even less it was available at my local video store.<br /><br />Some argue this is a good movie if you take in consideration it had only a 4000$ budget. I find this funny. I would find it very bad whichever the budget.<br /><br />Still more funny, I read the following in another review: "... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8276 | 0pending | aae94077-3e9d-4a95-8ea7-cd8687203ce7 | As horror fans we all know that blind rentals are a crap-shoot. Sometimes we find a real gem, but many times we find that the film we've just spent our hard earned money on is nothing more than a putrid steamer made worse by the completely undeserved rave reviews and film fest awards listed on the box. Such is the case... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8277 | 0pending | d6671c3f-7216-4dd1-b7d2-edbbdb92755a | The writers and producers of this little outing have plummeted new depths of depravity. Did writer's block set in so badly, OR had ideas dried up so much, that they were forced to include a disgusting scene where a young woman defecates in the back seat of a van, and then promptly throws the excrement at the car behind... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8278 | 0pending | a1e80b45-7ef5-4a5f-aca9-0b2274d6db54 | This was probably the worst movie ever, seriously. I could actually do better myself, it wasn't even set up properly. It's like this movie had a $5 budget and left with change. Don't watch it. I didn't even get all the way through this movie, had to turn it off. I've give this a 1/10 because it was hilarious how the pr... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8279 | 0pending | f5972f5a-1ac8-4980-9104-96c9ec241130 | Five across the eyes ain't worth one off the wrist, I must admit at one point i was really worried, for about 30 seconds nobody made a noise and i thought my speakers had blown or that i had gone deaf with the constant screaming and high pitch yelling, me and the speakers are OK now thanks for asking, funnily enough th... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8280 | 0pending | d15e66bc-8afb-4ee4-a027-c84979e4146e | MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS...BUT DOUBT IT CAN ACTUALLY BE SPOILT!!.<br /><br />Five Across The Eyes can be summed up in one word....Amateurish. This film tries it's best to be different from most films by the 'Blair Witch' type of filming....it doesn't work....it just ends up looking and feeling like somebody had a cheap vid... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8281 | 0pending | f8a55160-98ea-4ff1-b816-00735666f30e | I'm dumbfounded. Yes that's right. I'm really caught here. No way did I find it awful, but on the other hand it was a frustrating experience in macabre hysterical and murky incoherency. The idea behind such a trim, minimal low-budget Indie production isn't bad, but it's a confused muddle and in the end didn't do anythi... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8282 | 0pending | 372ab195-d211-40ac-8083-191bade5f484 | - Contains miner spoilers - <br /><br />I have seen a number of decent Indie horror films such as The Hamiltons, The Boys Love Mandy Lane and Cabin Fever; unfortunately I felt Five Across the Eyes does not fall into this category. From start to finish the film is plagued with amateurish acting resonating from a very po... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8283 | 0pending | 7edb013a-8862-47af-afc6-c6d7444e2539 | The problem with this movie is that it is shot on the worst possible camera and the film is blurry and grainy. Maybe it's just the fact that whoever was holding the camera couldn't hold still because they were having a seizure or something. There is also way too much poop and vomit in this movie. There is someone vomit... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8284 | 0pending | 67d8f8f0-f7b3-4b63-9d1c-84d4c7d6d193 | I'll keep this fast and sweet. Five girls on their way home from a football game decide to take a 'short cut' that leads them down a deserted forest-ridden road. Of course nothing but good things happen to them, and they safely arrive at their destination.<br /><br />Alright, they don't. Soon they're hunted down by a d... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8285 | 0pending | a0427bdc-602b-4985-8d54-180ab5b84acd | Given that a lot of horror films are based on the premise that one or more of the central characters does something stupid at some stage during the proceedings, the girls in this film would be collecting Gold, Silver and Bronze at a Darwin Awards Olympic ceremony. A mentally disabled baboon would have made better choic... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8286 | 0pending | f7465878-790b-4639-9754-beee7fcef34f | DO NOT WATCH THIS SAD EXCUSE FOR A FILM. I have wasted time and money on this and am pretty p**sed off about it.<br /><br />The acting is comparable with high school plays. The script is shocking. There is no plot. Twenty minutes from the end (which I believe I should be rewarded for reaching) I had a headache from all... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8287 | 0pending | dd7cdc28-df4f-4e82-a8fe-19353ea7f45a | Watching this Movie? l thought to myself, what a lot of garbage. These girls must have rocks for brains for even agreeing to be part of it. Waste of time watching it, faint heavens l only hired it. The acting was below standard and story was unbearable. Anyone contemplating watching this film, please save your money. T... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8288 | 0pending | 7a91d12e-dfa4-46b0-a867-9f439ce9c815 | Definitely, definitely the worst film I've ever seen, no questions asked! Contradictors of this opinion might argue that this title should not be judged by the same criteria as others, since it's an independent, low-budget film, but c'mon already the amateurism and meager innovation is horrifying.<br /><br />Agreeing... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8289 | 0pending | 61be1685-6cb5-4f66-a314-66b8a2ba383c | Um... Okay, I guess I get the whole shaky-cam, gorilla-style filming technique but unfortunately I think a gorilla could have made a better movie... This thing was just a complete mess from the get go. Bad acting, bad directing, bad story and horrific cinematography. How this piece of garbage was released I will never ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8290 | 0pending | 47d91440-fd26-488a-93f8-f2c63903185a | This "film" attempts to follow the genre of low budget, hand-held camera flicks that have proved to be very effective and successful.<br /><br />This one, fails, and HOW.<br /><br />It's amazing how many so called "awards" this piece of garbage has got plastered on the cover..... it makes you wonder what these critics ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8291 | 0pending | 9b887d04-b2f5-4884-80cb-5b8eeec9bb2d | Less than 10 minutes into this film I wanted it to end as it was painful. All this "horror" movie was about was a group of whiny bitches doing stupid things for 90 minutes, arguing, crying and screaming. Do not let the positive reviews fool you as this really is a terrible movie and you really shouldn't watch it.<br />... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8292 | 0pending | 56a13110-fe8d-4973-99b0-bd0597874db6 | Im the type of person who always goes 2 to horror section when I'm picking a film, so i picked five across the eyes, i was disgusted with this film and thought there was no story line and no point that you could enjoy it,it made my skin crawl to think that people like to watch films that just encourage violence for the... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8293 | 0pending | 67f1378b-3dcd-47c6-a45d-c47054309ae5 | I never finished this movie for a reason, it was dreadful and thats just the acting. I wasn't even sure what the film was about tbh it didn't make a lot of sense and the violence was awful. I mean ususally i like some nude in a film (lol) but it was just sick because of what was happening. ALL the characters annoyed me... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8294 | 0pending | d1576b1a-b856-4c2e-abfb-a6136e487595 | Five Across the Eyes starts as five young teenage girls are driving home in time for their curfew, they stop off at a store & accidentally hit another car & decide to just drive off & leave it. Soon after the other car forces them to stop & a crazy woman with a shotgun gets out & shouts at them, makes them take their c... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8295 | 0pending | 8f86ea59-5ffc-4086-8c44-7236f59011ff | And maybe, as Fred Sandford used to say, "one across the lips". That to those who released this film on an unsuspecting public. And perhaps to the person in "Rue Morgue" who called this a "Fender Hellbender" and said it was good.<br /><br />Five young girls, apparently taking a short-cut home from a high school footbal... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8296 | 0pending | c428331c-b170-416d-9b7b-ab777a00bf4b | I actually felt bad for the actors in this thing. No doubt a high school drama class could do a better job or at the very least as well a job. The actors must have thought this would be their big chance working in a film, it certainly was not. Besides the terrible acting the stories were boring and for the most part pr... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8297 | 0pending | 771c0743-0dd2-49d5-b985-ebff4806e969 | This doesn't quite plumb the depths of Creepshow 3, but it comes close. It also uses the same technique of using some of the same actors in multiple roles throughout the anthology, which is distracting to say the least.<br /><br />It also rather irritating rips off The Twilight Zone (with the bookshop being comparable ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8298 | 0pending | 782a94f1-45ed-401f-8760-94ce10cee8be | I can't believe it, IMDb really does have every TV show known to man! I have not seen this show in over 20 years. I only remember two episodes, and I barely remember those. I remember that Tony may not been on from the start, because one of the episodes I remember is the one in which everybody trying to get Tony to joi... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8299 | 0pending | f62a5ce7-0dbb-47b6-a7b8-9cd9953176fd | I've read all the comments on this film. I am a great admirer<br /><br />of the Dalai Lama. As such, I read the book upon which this<br /><br />film was based. The movie is an ugly and demeaning fictionalization of the truth. I do not criticize it for<br /><br />altering small details or events for dramatic purposes; i... | [] | [] | [] |
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