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train_1500 | 0pending | e0cb7688-2fe1-4940-9efc-6dd4a92566a9 | Start of with the good bit: several times Swayze talks Zulu to his friends or that language is heard among the tribes. That's a great plus, as normally USA & UK movie audiences think all people on this planet speak English (just in case you're one of them: no they don't).<br /><br />But the acting is 'tenenkrommend' as... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1501 | 0pending | cf2de241-fa15-4452-a15d-38a86fd3a039 | This is the worst imaginable crap. The novel by H. Rider Haggard is very entertaining and dramatic. The makers of this worthless movie don't follow it closely. Well, old novels aren't sacred and making free versions of them is fine with me if one has ideas of one's own. If all one can do is changing things and replace ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1502 | 0pending | 709bdb56-0a9d-480b-8035-5e5d68af78c4 | I picked this movie on the cover alone thinking that i was in for an adventure to the level of "Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom". Unfortunately I was in for a virtual yawn. Not like any yawn i have had before though. This yawn was so large that i could barely find anything of quality in this movie. The cover descr... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1503 | 0pending | 603f96ac-b523-40a5-a649-e5dcbc05634b | Swayze doesn't make a very convincing Alan Quatermain. Compared to Stewart Granger; which growing up was my ultimate hero in films like the 1952 "Scaramouche", the 1952 "Prisoner of Zenda" and the 1950 "King Solomon's Mines"; Patrick Swayze fails utterly. Even the portrayal of an older Alan Quatermain by Sean Connery i... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1504 | 0pending | 446587ce-f1b6-4e50-98c3-c77d7357907b | I give 3 stars only for the beautiful pictures of Africa. The rest was... well pretty boring. For about 50min we have the outline of the plot... In War of the worlds, the introductory part lasted, oh, about 10min? Then was real action! This is something like:"Let's take a walk in the savanna and gasp at the beautiful s... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1505 | 0pending | 27ab9046-191e-4c3c-8c7f-2fd61ab638e2 | Well! What can one say? Firstly, this adaptation is far too long at 4 hours, for the complexity (or lack of such) of the plot. The actors try really hard to make something of this film but there is too little content for the time available. Swayzee is really NOT a Quatermain character at all. After seeing Sean Connery'... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1506 | 0pending | f9f08442-6563-4597-9b27-1c6a609f9658 | I missed the first 10 or so minutes of the movie but don't think watching it from the beginning would've made any difference. I found the film extremely boring and was disappointed with the acting. I remember Patrick Swayze and some of the other actors (Roy Marsden, for instance) in outstanding roles but they all disap... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1507 | 0pending | 0579814e-bd9b-42e1-baef-9db2682f5b9c | Oh dear. Some of the best talent in British TV made this serial, and so I can only assume that they were working under incredible time pressure, and had to settle for first takes of many scenes.<br /><br />There ARE some frightening scenes in this Highland mystery (mostly when the "monster" attacks and we see it from h... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1508 | 0pending | 6f55b19c-ef41-4c39-9b4a-7b9b0de8bd2f | This film was made in Saskatchewan and Manitoba Parks and returned the world eye again to what little of the "Wild Western Canada" is left. When Archie began to write his stories for the papers; the thought of the day was to tame the wilderness and convert/absorb the First Nation Peoples.<br /><br />The film puts forwa... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1509 | 0pending | 4ac7b69a-c5c7-440f-8813-b952c0f3f202 | James Bond in the wilderness? Well, that's the way it looks: Pierce Brosnan is after all best known as Bond in "Tommorrow Never Dies" (1997) and "Golden Eye" (1995) - both shot prior to this release. Frankly, the film's two leads are both badly miscast, with Brosnan turning in the marginally more convincing performance... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1510 | 0pending | 79dbc67c-fe32-4f76-80d6-10e95b1592e6 | Images are great and reflect well the landscapes of Canada. The story was, on the other side, quite boring; To my eyes it was a love story in the woods just like Titanic was a love story on a boat. I did not feel that Grey Owl was great environmentalist. I usually like Lord Attenborough but this one was ... bad. | [] | [] | [] |
train_1511 | 0pending | c8e1ae7b-fedb-47c0-bdab-fb580647251a | It's a good movie if you plan to watch lots of landscapes and animals, like an animal documentary. And making Pierce Brosnan an indian make you wonder 'Does all those people don't recognize if someone isn't indian at plain sight?' | [] | [] | [] |
train_1512 | 0pending | ba169978-28f4-4e1d-9c48-42ecc51ddaf4 | !!!!! POSSIBLE SPOILER !!!!!<br /><br />You`d think a story involving Archie Grey Owl - An Englishman posing as a red indian - would have a massive amount of humour involved . In fact I`d say the only way to treat a film like this where a remarkable man cons the gullible public is to treat it as a comedy . However Rich... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1513 | 0pending | 3cf87ec4-c5a9-47ee-8573-d987bb917a15 | While flipping through the channels on a late Saturday night, my friends and I stumbled across this film. First of all, Irish actor Pierce Brosnan as a Native American? Seriously?! His accent was breaking through so much, although his character was apparently Scottish. Next, I was stunned to find that this film was mad... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1514 | 0pending | ff466c10-7734-4412-bae0-1ed497ed5b9e | may contain spoilers!!!! so i watched this movie last night on LMN (Lifetime Movie Network) which is NOT known for showing quality movies. THIS MOVIE IS AWFUL! i am still amazed that i watched the entire thing, as it was terrible. could this movie contain any more stereotypes? (harping jewish mother who wants son to be... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1515 | 0pending | 6b920a37-e8e9-4572-94cb-07cfc9a84682 | Although this film was made before Dogme emerged as the predominant method of filmmaking, and before digital triumphed over -- strike that. You get the point. This 1991 masterpiece clearly anticipated those developments. Corin Nemec is just outstanding as the ne'er do well author and narrator. The pace is slow, but ele... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1516 | 0pending | 8f8cb8d1-03a0-4abe-8091-5af8af1b29f8 | The British claymation series putting "witty" conversations taped from "average" people in the mouths of "cute" fanciful creatures at least had the advantage for non-British viewers of seeming droll and the kind of rarefied cultured humor you couldn't get on U.S. television. Someone made the mistake of PUTTING it on U.... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1517 | 0pending | 9a369c2f-c7c1-4f1b-b9d0-62c5e846e076 | One question: Why? First off, the premise is not funny or engaging at all. They use taped interviews, and take the audio to animate ite with animals speaking the parts. First off, the interviews aren't funny or entertaining to begin with, and even if they were, I am sure they would be a lot more entertaining being view... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1518 | 0pending | a7a33691-2e12-4b14-9ac9-ed044fa37749 | I'm not sure what HK movies the other reviewers have been watching, but Enter the Eagles is nowhere near the top of the heap in HK action. Michael "Fitz" Wong should be glad he can get acting jobs in HK, because he couldn't act his way out of a wet paper bag in English. Shannon Lee looks good and is a fantastic fighter... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1519 | 0pending | 36503a04-b388-4bdf-8b9a-6b08ccb6d851 | The movie has a good start portraying an interesting and strong Shannon Lee and introduces two very simpathetic side characters through the first half. But later something happens and all the sudden Shannon turns into this straight faced, second hand bad girl and the movie gets lost in it's own context. The second half... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1520 | 0pending | f0daee0d-3662-46e3-836e-14eb57672bbf | Wow. Watching this film today, you can't help but be appalled by the writing of this film. Spencer Tracy and Loretta Young play a couple who, in modern times, might be featured on "The Jerry Springer Show"--as they have a sick and abusive relationship...and inexplicably, the writers appear to be endorsing it! <br /><br... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1521 | 0pending | 134153e4-cb26-44f9-a081-38b3b718b38a | The original Lensman series of novels is a classic of the genre. It's pure adventure SF with some substance (here and there) and I've always wondered why Hollywood hasn't filmed it verbatim because it's just the kind of thing they love: massive explosions, super-weapons, uber-heroics, hero gets the girl, aliens (great ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1522 | 0pending | 6e6794dd-b800-44b9-afa4-5b9e3384abdf | I rented the dubbed-English version of Lensman, hoping that since it came from well-known novels it would have some substance. While there were hints of substance in the movie, it mostly didn't rise above the level of kiddie cartoon. Maybe the movie was a bad adaptation of the book, or it lost a lot in the dubbed versi... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1523 | 0pending | d32b03b3-cbb6-4dd5-ade8-f0dd5f57f450 | [I saw this movie once late on a public tv station, so I don't know if it's on video or not.]<br /><br />This is one of the "Baby Burlesks" (sic) that Shirley Temple did in the early 1930s. It is hard to believe that anyone would let their daughter be in this racy little film which today might just be considered this s... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1524 | 0pending | afb5f1f9-235f-46a9-9c25-3b13f33c9653 | This is a horrible little film--and unfortunately, the company that made this short made several others. The short is essentially a one-joke idea that wasn't funny to begin with and may also offend you. It certainly made me uncomfortable watching very young children (most appeared about 2 years-old) cavorting about and... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1525 | 0pending | f9b5a4bb-331e-4551-8c38-54f45be8090a | I don't know why this conduct was ever tolerated in the movie business! This movie (short) is gross (to say the least)! It is a bunch of 5-7 year old children wearing diapers with big bobby pins, acting like adults (and too much so!). However, it is interesting because it is a good example of how "the good old days" ma... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1526 | 0pending | bb1d04b7-264e-48da-a5e6-75cf6f534676 | While on a vacation at the beach, red-haired brothers Michael McGreevey and Billy Mumy (as Arthur and Petey Loomis) find a seal. The lads christen their critter "Sammy", and spend summertime frolicking with the sandy sea lion. When it's time to go home, the boys begin to suffer separation anxiety. Young Mr. McGreevey d... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1527 | 0pending | 1f7d7394-1232-43c6-b447-8101bbb02611 | Strange... I like all this movie crew and dark humor movies; but didn't like this one at all! It's awful, horrible and surely not funny at all. Pity cannot do a whole movie plot, disgust either. And it was really boring. Long empty moments fills the movie; it could have been removed. It should have been in another shor... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1528 | 0pending | b433dffa-58d0-4fe8-a6b1-8e82f4840535 | I had high expectations for this indie having perused the many thumbs up reviews. Then....<br /><br />Here's my additional 'two cents' to the already posted, excellent 'lost in translation' review. Premise: Morgan is 'stuck' in a dusty small town where he meets lovely Scarlet who is working in the local supermarket. Ca... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1529 | 0pending | 5623bc64-5145-4004-8210-38099c5ddb76 | After I watched this movie, I came to IMDb and read some of the reviews, which compared it to Lost In Translation LITE. When I read that I immediately could see the reviewers point.<br /><br />This movie was a poor attempt at a similar theme. Interestingly, the format of the movie is nearly identical, but the PACING is... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1530 | 0pending | 225b38c3-7155-464a-b208-de341891a9c4 | I love Morgan Freeman. Paz Vega is an attractive, appealing and talented actress. I'm sure that this would have been a good movie had anything happened in it. Nothing does. It's short (less than 90 minutes). It was 75 minutes too long. After an hour of frustration, I scanned through the remaining 20-odd minutes. Excruc... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1531 | 0pending | 17ff7527-db68-4e3a-a632-f7c2f1a3fdb9 | While watching this movie, I came up with a script for a movie, called "The Making of 10 Items or Less":<br /><br />Producer: I've got good news and bad news. The good news is, we can get Morgan Freeman!<br /><br />Writer: That's great! But what's the bad news?<br /><br />Producer: We can only afford to hire him for on... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1532 | 0pending | 64d3d6b5-7e5d-4622-bdd3-791683b1489a | This movie was great the first time I saw it, when it was called "Lost in Translation." But somehow Bill Murray turned into an eccentric black man played by Morgan Freeman, Scarlett Johansson turned into a cranky Latino woman played by Paz Vega, and Tokyo, Japan turned into Carson, California. Instead of meaningful con... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1533 | 0pending | 44039c32-26d4-43ed-ab1d-3913c9d77d53 | A still famous but decadent actor (Morgan Freeman) has not filmed for four years. When he is invited to participate in a new project, he asks the clumsy cousin of the director to drop him in a poor Latin neighborhood in Carlson to research the work of the manager of a small supermarket. He sees the gorgeous Spanish cas... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1534 | 0pending | 742421ae-5cd7-46d5-89a5-c94d21f7945e | Not really spoilers in my opinion, but I wanted to cover myself, nevertheless. As the executive producer, Morgan Freeman wants the audience to ignore the numerous absurdities of his character in 10 Items Or Less, a movie with an intentional indie-feel, and just be absorbed in the mentor/be-all-that-you-can-be theme. He... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1535 | 0pending | d808f6f7-335a-4958-8f10-b40edbc9e3cb | I did not expect a lot from this movie, after the terrible "Life is a Miracle". It turns out that this movie is ten times worse than "Life ...". I have impression that director/writer is just joking with the audience: " let me see how much emptiness can you (audience) sustain". Dialogues are empty, ... scenario is mini... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1536 | 0pending | 76dcda55-dc39-4769-afca-6796a96ec1c1 | First of all, this plot is way overdone - girl wants to make it, everyone loves her, snobby girl intervenes, all looks lost, girl pulls through, everyone loves her again etc. Throw in the fitting in thing, an attractive male crushing on the heroine, plus single-parent troubles and it's so predictable that you can pract... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1537 | 0pending | e9781607-85b7-49c5-b26e-82256a46c4b5 | This is no doubt one of the worst movies I have ever seen. This makes your run of the mill TV movie look like Reservoir Dogs. Based on a book by the one and only Britney Spears and her mother this is trash with nothing bar a reasonable performance from Virginia Madsen (I hope you got paid well) to save it. The story of... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1538 | 0pending | a0dc5feb-f28d-4d5a-8415-9d1a6b1d31f1 | hello boys and girls... this isn't your regular movie review, because this is going to be the cold. hard. truth. are you serious? this movie sucked so many balls i couldn't keep them out of my mouth! they might as well have sprayed me in the eye with monkey semen. you'd need one seriously large douche to pump out all t... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1539 | 0pending | 21250064-66ed-4e96-adfa-d86e0db6c0cc | EXTREMITIES <br /><br />Aspect ratio: 1.85:1<br /><br />Sound format: Mono<br /><br />A woman turns the tables on a would-be rapist when he mounts an assault in her home, and is forced to decide whether to kill him or inform the police, in which case he could be released and attack her again.<br /><br />Exploitation fa... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1540 | 0pending | 1f1acca6-525e-4975-ac6e-06aafc98f167 | This movie is terrible. The suspense is spent waiting for a point. There isn't much of one.<br /><br />Aside from a few great lines ( "I found a tooth in my apartment" ), and the main characters dedication to killing himself, it's a collection of supposedly eerie sounds.<br /><br /> | [] | [] | [] |
train_1541 | 0pending | dd2f169f-3855-41ae-b68a-309878cc534c | This is possibly the most boring movie in history. I was really looking forward to seeing this movie given the actor/director Roman Polanski. I think I would rather see the Three Amigos than ever watch this movie again. It promptly went from the DVD player straight into the garbage. My apologies to those of you who app... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1542 | 0pending | 85ba9e6b-d3ed-433a-8317-7f633c0fb36c | This movie was worth five punches on my "hurter card". I saw this while stationed in Virginia in the mid '70's. I saw it alone so I was not distracted while I watched it. It sucked. It was the most ridiculous, total waste of celluloid I've ever seen.<br /><br />I know that others who have reviewed this movie have thoug... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1543 | 0pending | 96cd4ff4-c7c4-4915-bc78-6304bec4abad | It's unlikely that anyone except those who adore silent films will appreciate any of the lyrical camera-work and busy (but scratchy) background score that accompanies this 1933 release. Although sound came into general use in 1928, there are no more than fifty words spoken to tell the story of a woman, unhappily marrie... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1544 | 0pending | 0dcda887-9afd-4140-a768-f417f33e920a | This movie really shows its age. The print I saw was terrible due to age, but it is possible that there are better prints out there. However, this was not the major problem with the movie. The problem was that although the film was made in 1933, it was essentially a silent film with only the barest of dialog scattered ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1545 | 0pending | 1f0fdced-01ea-416b-a505-3fa552a9f3e8 | Final Score: 0 (out of 10)<br /><br />***Possible scene specific spoilers (but who the hell cares)***<br /><br />Yes, that's right: zero. And I rarely give 1's. Even for the lamest of movies I look for things like music, cinematography, imagination, it's humor, even a good pace to be as objective about the score as pos... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1546 | 0pending | b0c8b9e6-b19b-4b53-a04f-a2e2eee586a3 | It just seems bizarre that someone read this script, and thought, "This is funny! I mean, it's so hilarious it just has to be made!" Who was this person? Is he or she the person really responsible for this? Are they the one's who owe me for my time, more so than the director/writer?<br /><br />This film stinks in most ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1547 | 0pending | a588a0e6-121e-4ab7-b74e-86f9da31b373 | I'll be blunt and to the point. This film is not good at all. The film buff part of me hated the acting, script, story, direction and almost all of the editing. Amanda Peet has proven that she can act, as she was a high point of 'The Whole Nine Yards'. So she should have avoided this movie with a ten foot pole. However... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1548 | 0pending | 134209b2-ad13-4971-ab46-6f638dcc3aaf | A poorly written script with no likeable characters. As for it being a comedy, I forgot to laugh. It's about 2 conceited friends who scam to get women in too bed with them (no sex scenes) and another friend(who is semi-discustingly weird)who sometimes also scams but mainly is considered as being the guy who masterbates... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1549 | 0pending | 1c7fa0cc-b6dd-439b-946c-e4308cbdc36a | Four best friends young male chauvinist pigs (with the emphasis on pigs) meet weekly at a NYC diner to recount their dating sexploits in this misanthropic and visceral comedy. Peet is the common denominator who dates the three bachelors in the group which leads to conflict and the inevitable "whipping". Although the fi... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1550 | 0pending | 6b779a4b-5df6-4d43-b1d4-0b5ba9eba4c4 | Every Sunday, a trio of buds get together at a NYC diner to boast about their sexual conquests of the night before. Sometimes they're joined by a newlywed ex-comrade and hoochie hunter who hangs on them like a puling barnacle. They're unabashed horn dogs/corn dogs and Mia, who witnesses them on the prowl, decides that ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1551 | 0pending | 89c0993a-5349-4566-8f0a-20a191b6fab6 | Personally, while I'm able to appreciate really good movies, I also have a strange ability to somewhat enjoy even the most crappiest of crap. You know, those times when you just want to sit there and watch some horrible cookie-cutter action movie to kill time. This is the only movie that I can remember actually shuttin... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1552 | 0pending | 6c1e1a95-f8b3-4e5a-b4cd-aed2f9ca6d79 | First and foremost, Zorie Barber (Zeke), might be one of the worst actors I have ever seen. As a character that's supposed to be a hip, Village writer into the martial arts and proud of being mysterious, why is he so hyper, over-dramatic, and plain horrible? Did he know anything about his character before they started ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1553 | 0pending | 93db8ab0-9fe0-4aa5-9fb6-16f28605d561 | I like movies about morally corrupt characters, but this was too much. The acting wasn't great, but that wasn't the real problem. The issue was the sinking feeling I got in the pit of my stomach about 20 minutes into the film. These characters were hollow. They had almost no depth, and what little they did have was dev... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1554 | 0pending | c82e8a78-963e-4098-ae16-f506e3f25293 | I just watched this movie last night, and I HAD to put a warning out for anybody else considering to see this film. In a word - don't. I seriously feel like this is something that a screenwriting student would have written in a Quentin Tarantino/Eddie Murphy phase, i.e. every other word was a curse word. I don't have a... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1555 | 0pending | ae62b2d9-91b1-4161-a33d-4750a6acc70e | Hands down the worst movie I have ever seen. I thought nothing would ever dethrone Last Action Hero, but this does easily. The movie is about 3 single guys who meet on Sundays to discuss their sexual escapades from the weekend. A fourth guy - who is married and - that used to be a part of the group shows up and talks a... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1556 | 0pending | 35d19d55-4076-4e7b-bc68-4b8465c0761a | "Whipped" is one of the most awful films of all time. It is a mean, hateful piece of garbage that had me forcing myself to stay in the theater more than any other movie of 2000, besides maybe "The Grinch." It is not, as people have called it, an insightful portrait of modern relationships. That would be a little film c... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1557 | 0pending | 86e0c11f-9dc5-4d64-b157-feb34ed4fc70 | For months preceding the release of this movie you saw it advertised in all sorts of print media, so I patiently waited for its video release to see what all the hype was about. After it was over I had to apologize to my roommate for occupying the VCR for the last hour and a half to watch such a horrible movie. It esse... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1558 | 0pending | f695c712-bf67-4000-b6b1-3284173ee520 | This film is not funny. It is not entertaining. It does not contain one single second of originality or intelligence, nor does it lead you to take the slightest interest in the characters or situation. Added to that it's about as juvenile a movie as anything in recent memory. It's as if a group of 14 or 15 year old hig... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1559 | 0pending | d2285092-7639-41fc-a286-d26aa3139b09 | This movie lacked... everything: story, acting, surprise, ingenuity and a soul. Fifteen minutes in, I was staring at the screen saying, "How could all of these guys get together and consider themselves friends (even without the girl)?" Another fifteen minutes in, I was praying for as much Amanda Peet as possible. When ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1560 | 0pending | b1716578-f917-4a4e-bf91-4e773770d4e5 | "Whipped" is 82 minutes long. This review is 82 words long. Three unlikable New York Lotharios, ruthless "scammers," end up wooing the same woman, played by Amanda Peet, with disastrous results. That applies to the story and the film. Too sophomoric to be misogynistic, flaccid and ridiculous, "Whipped" mixes the philos... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1561 | 0pending | 7cd7d0d0-6ec0-4275-97cd-26852f4835ab | I was looking forward to seeing Amanda Peet in another good role after recently renting "The Whole Nine Yards"--easily worth the rental, by the way--but this wasn't it.<br /><br />I remembered that the trailer for "Whipped" was somewhat funny and the plot about three oversexed New Yorker twenty somethings all falling f... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1562 | 0pending | 549bcee6-4395-4389-b6df-c9f4e2ce6dfb | Bad acting. Bad writing. This was a poorly written film. It's too bad because it had some potential. It's not even close to American Pie or Something about Mary as previous comments might have you believe. Rent it at dollar night from you local video store if you're kind of bored. | [] | [] | [] |
train_1563 | 0pending | 7307d6d8-5dee-4660-82fa-6c013a144fa8 | This movie will be a hit with those that enjoy sophomoronic, mindless, explicit bragging about sexual exploits and F... in almost every sentence. Like a good plot? Like comedy? Like romance or other human values? Stay away from Whipped. It was so bad I left after about half an hour. I saw two kids slip in that looked t... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1564 | 0pending | 3f07c8e4-53ac-4f62-9e93-dc2dd8f06324 | I see quite a few positive reviews on this board, trying to revive this film from its lackluster status and starting a cult following. I see the usual ranting--"I guess this movie is just not for the easily offended," "This movie is not Shakespeare," etc. Guess what? Neither was "Road Trip"! And I laughed my a** off du... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1565 | 0pending | a9b5dd6e-47eb-4a59-b689-7ed523888e86 | BEGIN SPOILER: Fitfully funny and memorable for Mr. Chong's literal roach-smoking scene: Chong coolly mashes a stray kitchen cockroach into his pipe's bowl, lights up, coughs and hacks violently for a seeming eternity,then with perfect aplomb and not skipping a beat, re-loads the bowl properly, re-lights, re-tokes. END... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1566 | 0pending | d4444046-9eca-4e5f-aefd-af20bce29662 | One of those el cheapo action adventures of the early 1980s that used to fill video rental stores solely to be taken out by adolescent boys in the hope of a cheap thrill.<br /><br />Woeful down market attempt to cash in on the Death Wish phenomenon by substituting a moderately attractive woman for the visually challeng... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1567 | 0pending | dc7dd759-5128-474d-b9b2-52ea5d592805 | An apparent vanity project for Karin Mani (who?), as a hottie Charles Bronson going around wiping up the 'scum' that mugged her parents, or grandparents or something, and impressing young hunks with her karate skills. In a pivotal scene she intervenes to stop a rape and a moron cop throws HER in jail, so after a couple... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1568 | 0pending | c685aec5-52a3-46af-a2bd-16dbac1984f4 | Please humour me if you will, for a minute while I read you the back of the ALLEY CAT VHS box. It says that:<br /><br />In this part of the city every street is a dead end- on every corner something to buy- in every alley another way to die- To survive you're got to be the best- just like the Alley Cat. Alley Cat- this... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1569 | 0pending | edcc04ca-e304-4876-afc8-ce9ddd1833dd | Mary Pickford becomes the chieftain of a Scottish clan after the death of her father, and then has a romance. As fellow commenter Snow Leopard said, the film is rather episodic to begin. Some of it is amusing, such as Pickford whipping her clansmen to church, while some of it is just there. All in all, the story is wea... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1570 | 0pending | 5bb58558-6a4f-4d42-a2b2-9e23541b7a3b | A routine mystery/thriller concerning a killer that lurks in the swamps. During the early days of television, this one was shown so often, when Dad would say "What's on TV tonight?" and we'd tell him "Strangler of the Swamp" he'd pack us off to the movies. We went to the movies a lot in those days! | [] | [] | [] |
train_1571 | 0pending | 54b06e92-f8e6-446b-a7fc-6b15f1ccd215 | Without question one of the most embarrassing productions of the 1970s, GAOTS seems to really, REALLY want to be something important. The tragic truth is that it's so entirely valueless on every level that one can't help but laugh. Reaching in desperation for the earthy elements of Ingmar Bergman's films, it follows a ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1572 | 0pending | 5c2ab43e-3f4c-4fb8-98f6-355e94acd973 | I used to review videos for Joe Bob Briggs' legendary "We Are The Weird" newsletter. I saw a lot of stinkers, but this by far was the worst, and the years have not been kind - it remains the most indecent crime against cinema I have ever witnessed. Don't get me wrong - CAGED TERROR is nominally more technically compete... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1573 | 0pending | a97859cd-7a27-4fbc-bba4-9bc1a232d4af | This film turned up on local TV here in South Africa recently and I thought that I'd warn even those who enjoy watching B grade bad movies (which I do)that this is not even amusing. The plot concerns a couple visiting a house in the country. Some strangers appear and .... The problem is that most of the film, obviously... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1574 | 0pending | 863c7b18-bb75-4822-b2a3-68ccc7f82eaf | When I was in school I made a film about a couple roaming around in the trees and talking, and I realized halfway through editing that this was not just a failing aesthetic strategy but a cliché of Canadian cinema: sodden lyricism married to vacant, metaphor-burdened stabs at social commentary. But whatever my own film... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1575 | 0pending | 2d2d9073-2a55-4808-9217-291ed043530a | I saw this movie a couple years back. I could'nt sleep and there was nothing on. So I peeped it. What really gets me is it makes no sense and thats why its disturbing. Richard gets tied up in chicken wire and Jarvis starts making out with Richard's girl while she's unconscious. Then Jarvis's buddy Troubador is playing ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1576 | 0pending | 23479b3b-265e-42d1-837f-8bb552bd1558 | Basing a television series on a popular author's works is no guarantee of success. Yorkshire Television learnt this the hard way when in 1979 they bought the rights to the books credited to Dick Francis, three of which were broadcast under the collective title 'The Racing Game'. Mike Gwilym was Sid Halley, a former joc... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1577 | 0pending | 3bd2f764-6ec5-40c6-82af-171faf0c7710 | The one reason I remember this is that it was shown the week after Nigel Kneale`s brilliant QUATERMASS serial was broadcast . The trailers made heavy emphasis that the main character had a mutilated arm which had me hoping he`d be like Victor Caroon from THE QUATERMASS EXPERIMENT stalking the streets of London .<br /><... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1578 | 0pending | 716f62ce-6dfb-4928-8d39-e62cd64491fa | 'The Fox and the Child' is the new film by French director Luc Jacquet, who brought us the Oscar-winning documentary 'March of the Penguins.' It focuses around a young girl (wonderfully played by Bertille Noël-Bruneau) and her blooming friendship with a fox.<br /><br />There are some truly mesmerizing moments here; bad... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1579 | 0pending | f7b4061c-4cac-4f44-a0fd-089d0f88fce6 | This film has little to recommend it, though that little being the breathtaking scenery, cinematography and direction of wildlife, it is difficult to bring up its weak points in the company of such rave reviews. It is precisely these things, however, that make the lack of a satisfactory plot and its execution so disapp... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1580 | 0pending | 80221a2f-94ff-49fe-8f0c-f7d7be91098f | At the beginning of the movie, the beautiful photography and the scenes of the fox were amazing. However, the story was so very slow and boring. And then the little girl begins to domesticate the fox, which leads to tragic events. We live in the forest, and frequently see foxes. One thing anyone should know is that you... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1581 | 0pending | a5e34b17-7ed6-4ebe-b991-6472d909aab2 | I went to see this movie with the most positive expectations. I had seen Jacquet's previous movie (march of the penguins) and had heard a very positive review of this one on the radio. However, I was severely disappointed. Most of all, this movie is terribly boring. Literally NOTHING happens. I tried to describe the co... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1582 | 0pending | 2d8e2c7d-f26e-478c-a613-a2530e81ddf1 | What an unusual movie.<br /><br />Absolutely no concessions are made to "Hollywood special effects" or entertainment. There is no background music, not special effects or enhanced sound.<br /><br />Facial expressions are usually covered by thick beards and the Spanish language is a strange monotonic lilt that sounds th... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1583 | 0pending | 37c43050-2138-40a6-b6f8-69f894882310 | STAR RATING: ***** Saturday Night **** Friday Night *** Friday Morning ** Sunday Night * Monday Morning <br /><br />This second instalment of the Che films moves the story forward to the late 60s, where the man has now moved his resistance fighters into the hills of South America, surviving without enough food and wate... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1584 | 0pending | 2b3ed43a-c61e-4176-808b-aa750cb64fc6 | Same old same old about Che. It completely ignored the really interesting facts of Che's true character. Sodeberg redid the same boring narrative of Che. The silly seductive tale of an Argentinean rich-boy who was so shocked by poverty he became a Robin Hood fighting alongside the poor, until eventually he was murdered... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1585 | 0pending | 525d72ad-e190-43a0-8bd7-f1a678fcdeb3 | The second half of Steven Soderbergh's revolutionary bio on Che Guevara deals with his last campaign to export revolution to Bolivia. In order to maintain his saintly visage of Che Soderbergh conveniently leap frogs the mass executions he presided over after the revolution in Cuba and the folly of his Congo adventure (... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1586 | 0pending | e0d5bf7a-933f-4fec-adac-d504b973538f | Now that Che(2008) has finished its relatively short Australian cinema run (extremely limited release:1 screen in Sydney, after 6wks), I can guiltlessly join both hosts of "At The Movies" in taking Steven Soderbergh to task.<br /><br />It's usually satisfying to watch a film director change his style/subject, but Soder... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1587 | 0pending | 96ccdbe6-e1c2-4670-b331-84e71e92fa9e | It is incredible that with all of the countless crimes that have been uncovered and laid unequivocally at the doorstep of Marxism, from the Berlin Wall to the Gulag archipelago to the Cultural Revolution to the Khmer Rouge, one still finds admirers of Communist totalitarianism in Hollywood and are still making propagan... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1588 | 0pending | 9e414f9d-c665-4359-9458-4e8e52769557 | i think that's this is awful produced and directed movie. Benicio Del Toro shouldn't work in production of movies, he should put accent on his acting and that's it. Steven Soderbergh missed the whole point of the idea about revolution, about it's ideals, and most important about life of Che Guevara and so on. Camera is... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1589 | 0pending | fca89438-bcf7-44aa-b001-50f16dd62615 | What I found so curious about this film--I saw the full 4 hour roadshow version, is how oddly dispassionate it is. For a film about 2 very charismatic men--Castro and Che, engaged in a gargantuan political struggle, it's almost totally devoid of emotional fire. The scenes between Benicio Del Toro and Demian Bichir (who... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1590 | 0pending | b4ba7bfd-9a9f-4b17-9dd3-801f7d8d88f8 | The first part, Che in Cuba, is about that portion of his life. It contains too many indistinguishable battles and Che ministering to too many indistinguishable wounded (remember that Che was a physician). It ends as Castro wins the revolution; Che never gets to Havana. The second part, Che in Bolivia, is about guess w... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1591 | 0pending | 5434d318-d9a3-41dc-b8f9-6dcd53b030da | (48 out of 278 people found this comment useful, and counting...)<br /><br />People are such suckers for image and looks - as much as for the intellectually hollow "idealism" that lurks behind Communism. Che's charisma and looks have as much to do with his iconic stature as the misinformation that has been spread by Le... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1592 | 0pending | 3f4bec09-4553-42f9-908d-b48f0bfbc5f0 | This "documentary" is a proof of talent being used for mean purposes. The fact that it is financed by the venezuelan government gives it a lack of legitimacy in the purpose of searching for the truth of what really happened those horrible days of April 2002 in Venezuela, something even we venezuelans don't know for sur... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1593 | 0pending | c3fdefdc-90e4-466e-b5ef-6ea3d785b3b1 | In this movie, Chávez supporters (either venezuelan and not-venezuelan) just lie about a dramatic situation in our country. <br /><br />They did not say that the conflict started because of Chávez announcement firing a lot of PDVSA best workers just for political issues.<br /><br />They did not say anything about more ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1594 | 0pending | 100b6732-77c7-4beb-9099-1a5a0747577a | Recently, I saw the documentary "The revolution will not be televised", also know as "Chávez: inside the coup". At first I thought it showed a genuine inside view of events during the Venezuela coup of April 2002. What bothered me though was the fact that the tone of the narration and the accompanying music were sugges... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1595 | 0pending | 7781a15a-13ab-4755-a315-15d303be3ada | Remember a film you seemed to enjoy in the past that doesn't quite meet those same feelings as an adult? That occurred to me when I went back to school..the National Lampoon's Class Reunion. The film has a perfect opportunity for laughs, but surprisingly wanders aimlessly as we see a bizarre collection of characters su... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1596 | 0pending | e06e4e81-9053-4525-a288-20d30e9a80ca | If it wasn't for the performances of Barry Diamond and Art Evans as the clueless stoners, I would have no reason to recommend this to anyone.<br /><br />The plot centers around a 10 year high school reunion, which takes place in a supposed abandon high school(looks more like a prop from a 1950s low budget horror flick)... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1597 | 0pending | bc214f53-7ec7-4c47-863c-176e7d9bb058 | Anyone who thinks this film has not been appreciated for its comic genius must have been smoking with the two stoners in the film. This film is NOT under-rated...it is a bad movie. <br /><br />There should be no comparisons between this film and The Naked Gun or Airplane since the latter two films are well written and ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1598 | 0pending | 86cac04c-2033-4f0c-856a-ddf52562349e | Stereotypical send up of slasher flicks falls far short as supposed entertainment. Gerrit Graham, Michael Lerner, Zane Busby, and in fact the entire cast are totally wasted. Lame jokes abound, and every punch line is well telegraphed. The dumb one liners come at a fast pace, and almost every one falls flat as a squashe... | [] | [] | [] |
train_1599 | 0pending | 4bd8422c-a1cc-447d-b6df-ecd7b680cc3c | The biggest National Lampoon hit remains "Animal House", and rightly so. It was funny, raucous and good-natured.<br /><br />The exact opposite of every other National Lampoon film. Including "Class Reunion".<br /><br />PLEASE do not be fooled by the inclusion of Stephen Furst ("Flounder") from "Animal House". Or by the... | [] | [] | [] |
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