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train_2500 | 0pending | 4fa64d77-e986-40ad-9a74-34d831cf1b69 | Maiden Voyage is just that. I'd like to say straight away that I watched 5mins of this before I just couldn't stand it anymore. As already stated in another comment, this film doesn't fall into the whole "so bad it's good" thing, it's just bad. The acting is awful, the sfx are poor, and the story is bland and stupid. E... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2501 | 0pending | 99a69b53-782a-48b6-91d5-172bc2b39f1b | What a sad sight these TV stalwarts make, running out the clock on their careers stumbling about a little rusting hulk of a ship - boat might be more appropriate. The whole production feels cheap and shabby, and it's not helped by a "big name" star who is barely capable of spitting out the few lines that he's given in ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2502 | 0pending | 7be17540-3d0a-4508-82a8-2e65d5c0b639 | STAR RATING: ***** Saturday Night **** Friday Night *** Friday Morning ** Sunday Night * Monday Morning <br /><br />McBain (played by Gary Busey, before the name became synonymous with the character in The Simpsons) is a (typically) unorthodox cop who gets results but winds his superiors up something rotten. Avoiding t... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2503 | 0pending | 8b5578a5-3843-424f-8402-bf9008124ff5 | What an incomprehensible mess of a movie. Something about a cop who extracts bullets from himself after he gets shot and keeps them in a glass jar in his bathroom (and from the size of the jar he's been shot about fifty times by now) and a top secret tank guarded by five or six incompetent soldiers who for some reason ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2504 | 0pending | 433c0fe2-0fc5-484c-b229-7951b58fefd5 | Take "Rambo," mix in some "Miami Vice," slice the budget about 80%, and you've got something that a few ten-year-old boys could come up with if they have a big enough backyard & too much access to "Penthouse." Cop and ex-commando McBain (Busey, and with a name like McBain, you know he's as gritty as they come) is recru... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2505 | 0pending | f646dabc-4ca0-4b36-a476-e8b032741e53 | What happens when an army of wetbacks, towelheads, and Godless Eastern European commies gather their forces south of the border? Gary Busey kicks their butts, of course. Another laughable example of Reagan-era cultural fallout, Bulletproof wastes a decent supporting cast headed by L Q Jones and Thalmus Rasulala. | [] | [] | [] |
train_2506 | 0pending | 153b6976-2209-4e4d-a46f-95e885ddac13 | There is only one use for a film such as Bulletproof: it reminds you just how bad bad can be. We often see films which we describe as "pretty awful" or "not much good", but then you come across a film like this and you can see that although all those other films aren't "good" they are no way as stinkingly bad as Bullet... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2507 | 0pending | c12e68df-3b8b-4ac3-816c-31d49bc6c5ee | I still can't believe that Wes Craven was responsible for this piece of crap.This movie is worse than "Deadly Friend".The plot is stupid,the acting is mediocre and the film is deadly dull.I don't know why Wes Craven hates his debut "Last House on the Left"-an absolute masterpiece of the genre and likes(probably)this tu... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2508 | 0pending | 975d4f03-601b-47c7-80a3-fc7fec5031f3 | Unspeakably discombobulated turkey, a mix of anti-Nazi musical (!!), pre-war Americana and Agatha Christie whodunit spoof with one big, big problem: it's deadly unfunny. Besides the single-digit I.Q. plot and dialog, the most amazing aspect of "Lady..." is the berserk casting. Gene Wilder (star AND co-writer) tries har... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2509 | 0pending | b00cfd2c-a2b2-4964-ba0b-335f5ecb5c20 | (Spoilers galore) This is an absolutely awful film. First of all it has that guy from medium. I guess he's made a career out of playing super doting dads. It was OK the first time he tried to scare his son by pretending to be a monster...but then 10 minutes later they cloyingly did it again! And so it goes, this film m... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2510 | 0pending | 0b65bba4-0d07-42b3-9a7a-7a071b43f074 | I had never heard of Larry Fessenden before but judging by this effort into writing and directing, he should keep his day job as a journeyman actor. Like many others on here, I don't know how to categorize this film, it wasn't scary or spooky so can't be called a horror, the plot was so wafer thin it can't be a drama, ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2511 | 0pending | 899deb7d-1b66-4bf3-aa1e-dcc52ab6a9a8 | The opening scene of this film sets the pace for the entirety of its ninety minutes. The shots are generic, conventional, and of television movie quality. The snow drenched scenery is gorgeous, yet the characters held with in it have a similar quality to that of looking at a photograph of such scenery, the overwhelming... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2512 | 0pending | 531a5e1c-6042-4f3b-b981-651e30f0aa53 | I first learned of the Wendigo many years ago in one of Alvin Schwartz's "Scary Stories" books: according to that story, the Wendigo - after calling your name in the wind - drags you along, and then pulls you up into the sky and pulverizes you. While it sounds like a pretty bizarre notion, Schwartz's story turned it in... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2513 | 0pending | c6f07e14-2f57-4dde-9250-704dca097995 | This movie is S-L-O-W. Spent most of the movie actually waiting for it to 'begin'.<br /><br />The setting was bleak, the script was bleak, the cinematography was bleak, the plot was bleak, the budget was low (not that all low budget movies are bad, but this one had no redeeming features).<br /><br />The plot was more c... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2514 | 0pending | 99854f5d-2c64-44fc-8f00-d592fa9052e6 | If you want to know the real story of the Wendigo, I suggest you pick up a copy of Algernon Blackwell's original story. This movie was not only bad but had nothing to do with the book.<br /><br />I loved the book when I read it as a kid (In "Campfire Chillers" by E.M. Freeman)and was so excited to see a movie based on ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2515 | 0pending | cf51beaa-6c58-471c-a71a-86be38ace659 | for all the subtle charms this student film may contain, was anyone else bored to death waiting WENDINGO to show his paper macho face??<br /><br />the anti-climax pretty much ruined any sort of momentum we had speed actioned to develop.<br /><br />don't get me wrong, i'm all into exploring America's dark underbelly, bu... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2516 | 0pending | 1d83a129-f3de-47da-9b4d-093221e43922 | i was disappointed. the film was a bit predictable and did not live up to the hype plastered all over the box. Having said that, the characters were well developed, the windego myth was used in a unique premise and the house was pretty spooky but it just missed for me. I kept waiting for that big AHHHHH or BOO! But it ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2517 | 0pending | 593d3d15-2727-48d3-b04f-8ad6e369e4c1 | As I was watching this movie I was thinking,OK it'll get good any moment...I was wrong. The real best part of this movie was when it was over. A complete waste of 92 minutes. All seriousness aside the best part was when the Wendigo finally showed up which was at the end and you couldn't really even see him that good. A... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2518 | 0pending | 3313de61-1e80-49bc-a60d-c74bd3e44acc | if my grandma did films they would probably do much better figure than this one... incredible bad... the main characters (the mom, the dad and son) are OK. Specially the mother she's a nice actress and the kid also proves to be a nice one specially on the scenes where he is supposed to be scary. But does the the direct... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2519 | 0pending | 37e6b6b0-c966-4f8c-91e0-7c5760f6ac60 | Anyone who actually had the ability to sit through this movie and walk away feeling like it was a good film does not appreciate quality movies. This movie was an insult to watch, the direction was high school film class quality as well as the cinematography. The Blair Witch Project had better cinematography and I hate ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2520 | 0pending | 10b4ec79-d99c-4172-83bf-fb896fc3e965 | I remember back when I was little when I was away at camp and we would campout under the stars. There was always someone there that would have a good story to tell that involved the woods that surrounded us and they would always creep me out. Well, when I found Wendigo at the library, I checked it out hoping to be one ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2521 | 0pending | 7e177584-516e-4109-8e5d-2dd6c932cd5e | I've seen many horror shows over the years, like Nightstalker, that dealt with the Wendigo legend, so I was looking forward to an angry spirit causing mayhem to add flavor to the Halloween season. Man was I mistaken. The whole movie creates this sense of events about to happen that will be scary and creepy, but then de... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2522 | 0pending | e0320dd1-1a84-4f71-b0f4-f09a75d4c1d6 | I suppose if you like endless dialogue that doesn't forward the story and flashy camera effects like the scene transitions in the television show _Angel_, you'll enjoy the film. Me? All I wanted was a nice, tight little story, and it wasn't there. The pacing was practically backward, plot points were buried under a sea... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2523 | 0pending | bcbb6967-0d5f-4a18-b592-8a1fb4174271 | This wasn't all that great. Not terrible or hateful or anything, just forgettable.<br /><br />It had a sort of, um, hesitant, diluted air, like it never properly knew whether it wanted to go for laughs or for sweetness or for satire. So we were left with weak mix of the three. The actors seemed kinda lost.<br /><br />A... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2524 | 0pending | 8005ae88-4ea9-4423-a856-84ae82a3deaa | This movie gets both a 6/10 rating from me, as well as a 9/10. Here is why: As a standard horror movie for the standard horror crowd, where action and gore and scares are taken into consideration, this movie WILL bore you. It's basically a family drama similar to what you'd see on the Lifetime channel, but put in a hor... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2525 | 0pending | a0117c7b-89ef-4e1d-98f4-9ba7938ad3bf | There's been a vogue for the past few years for often-as-not ironic zombie-related films, as well as other media incarnations of the flesh- eating resurrected dead. "Fido" is a film that's either an attempt to cash in on that, simply a manifestation of it, or both -- and it falls squarely into the category of ironic zo... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2526 | 0pending | f4710dbd-8243-456f-a339-1ab427500eeb | This would be a watchable Hollywood mediocre if it had a good editing. It relies on the typical American thriller plot - "who is going to outsmart everyone". Acting is below average, but with shining appearance of the detective who is the best actor in the film and he is mostly responsible if the tension in the film ri... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2527 | 0pending | bf96b0f3-1390-461b-8d6a-e2f8dd61c21d | Loved Part One, The Impossible Planet, but whoops, what a disappointment part two 'The Satan Pit' is. The cliffhanger of something apparently rising out of the pit was - nothing coming out of the pit. Then ages spent crawling round air vents to pad out the story, the Beast a roaring thing empty of intelligence, so no D... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2528 | 0pending | e51525b7-7a4d-4e45-b92f-ea4f8704ad81 | I don't know how to describe this movie. It's definitely one of the weirdest movies I've seen in a long time. It is very unsettling at times but also boring in other places. The scenes of dental torture are very elaborate and may attract anyone who's into gore & splatter. I found myself holding my teeth during some of ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2529 | 0pending | fafd8755-5b4c-4a67-b5b3-46f77d8d2d67 | Well, I do like the gore in this movie - it is genuingly unsetteling. Anyone that's been to the dentist will know why. The story really isn't that bad, Corbin Bersen's character's motivations do make a lot more sense than in most horror movies.<br /><br />I've seen worse acting, directing, script, etc. but at the end o... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2530 | 0pending | 9c644783-2470-4250-9502-5f8f049bc97b | There are probably more people afraid of the dentist than of, let's say, little monsters or scary looking dolls. Which makes it a perfect subject for a horror movie, really.<br /><br />Dr. Feinstone (Corbin Bernsen) has been a successful dentist for several years now, but when he catches his wife cheating on him with t... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2531 | 0pending | 233d88d9-0875-42a3-a472-e2ff2f4dc535 | I really wanted to like this movie, but it never gave me a chance. It's basically meant to be Spinal Tap with a hip hop theme, but it fails miserably. It consistently feels like it was written and acted by high-school kids for some school project, and that's also the level the humor seems to be aimed at. There is no su... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2532 | 0pending | 6267e095-4667-46aa-a1a8-d0847f81ce15 | Obviously, I didn't care for Things to Come (aka "The Shape of Things to Come") as much as most viewers. That means that there is a good chance that you'll enjoy it more than I did. At any rate, you might find it useful to hear the film described from another point of view.<br /><br />Directed by William Cameron Menzie... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2533 | 0pending | c5eccaf3-392e-425c-af52-088ebd0379fd | I cant describe how terrible this movie is. Am i the only one here who finds the way its animated totaly disgusting? The Men of Rohan look 100% fake with their poorly colored hair, that doesnt even come close to matching what the actors look like. The orcs looked terrible. Why does gandalf walk with a bad limp? Why can... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2534 | 0pending | 70bf9519-9200-4587-878f-09fb4758381c | Some people don't like the animation. Personally, I think the animation was quite remarkable given when this movie was done. There are lots of older cartoons that I just love. My problems with this movie are not the animation, but basically the way it was constructed. The characters are all just... well, goofy. And for... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2535 | 0pending | 7a477483-ccdd-49c6-af46-3c64515eebab | I saw this movie during a Tolkien-themed Interim class during my sophomore year of college. I was seated unfortunately close to the screen and my professor chose me to serve as a whipping boy- everyone else was laughing, but they weren't within constant eyesight.<br /><br />Let's get it out of the way: the Peter Jackso... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2536 | 0pending | 6d64c9a4-f809-4f53-afd4-b0ff31615fbe | I remember going to see the movie in the summer of '78 with my parents, and being pretty into it at the time. Of course, I was seven at the time.<br /><br />Right before the Jackson movies came out, my wife and I rented this movie since she had never seen it and I was feeling nostalgic.<br /><br />Ralph Bakshi ran out ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2537 | 0pending | 4fcc876e-d660-43d3-9695-2d335fc64320 | I haven't seen this movie in a while, so I'm afraid I can't be very specific about details... It did have some interesting points. Ralph Bakshi's attempt at an animated adaptation of J.R.R Tolkien's masterpiece was a very ambitious project, so ambitious in fact that it went bankrupt at some point during the production.... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2538 | 0pending | 6983b0b4-c4d4-4e1b-972f-4b4009f127b3 | I might have given this movie a higher rating before Peter Jackson's trilogy came out, but seeing the two of them side by side there is simply no comparison. The pace of this movie is rushed, many important scenes from the book are left out, and there is little character development. The animation is a strange mixture ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2539 | 0pending | 4a377403-4751-4ace-bb85-3c83295f99ed | Watching this again recently, I found it heartwarming to see the way they sincerely tried to bring the book to the screen, even if the shoestring budget and hammy actors meant inevitable failure. By any objective measure this was a disaster, but I found it easy to imagination how good a Lord of the Rings movie could be... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2540 | 0pending | 240edd41-688e-4fe5-9f41-32cd79e21966 | This movie causes more unintentional laughter than anything else I've ever seen. Really, if you are a Tolkien fan, rent it just to laugh at it with your friends. I won't be the millionth person to rip apart its flaws... all I will say is that the movie (for me, anyway) lost major points for turning my favorite characte... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2541 | 0pending | 1a0967a6-1729-4268-8a39-4eb3ce6ce368 | I watched Peter Jackson version of Lord of the Rings when I was half way through reading the Two Towers and I thought it was absolutely brilliant.<br /><br />At this time the animated version of the Lord of the Rings was released on DvD but I told myself that I will finish reading the Two Towers and Return of Kings bef... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2542 | 0pending | 274d28a2-52b6-47cf-9236-25f567596ff6 | Bashki should be congratulated for attempting to convert one of the great works of English fiction into a movie, and then slapped silly for this attempt. The animation was poor, the characters looked ridiculous, the music was overwhelmingly blaring, and the film was a ramshackle blitz through the first book and a half ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2543 | 0pending | bcdd3913-8727-4cd8-b67c-b4c5dc4e50ba | The premise and subject about making a criminal realize what his victims went through by capturing his family hostage sounds promising and interesting. But this is the only interesting part which was also dealt 20 years ago with quite finesse by director Ravi Tandon in his film "Jawab'(1985) too. The problem here is Ac... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2544 | 0pending | 7658d71a-441c-40f2-af88-59e3ae137f3f | After watching KHAKEE i felt i'll get to watch another good film but sadly The film is a joke and actually trying hard to introduce Aryeman Afterall his father Keshu is the producer<br /><br />RKS spoke so highly about the film during promotions, saying the film has meat unlike films released that time, I wonder which ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2545 | 0pending | bd565ca7-4e22-4be4-9a8e-575ecf55a29c | Rajkumar Santoshi Without Any Doubt Has Directed The Greatest Movies And Biggest Box Office Hits Of Indian Cinema.<br /><br />This Movie Falls Short Of All Expectations As This Movie Stars Two Great Actors Mr. Amitabh Bachchan And Akshay Kumar And When You Have These Two Actors In The Same Movie You Have To Make A Magn... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2546 | 0pending | 8e935745-3a88-4f60-a4d4-29147532b355 | Hello, can anybody hear me? I don't know why you came to this page, but if you're a fellow viewer of this movie: join the fanclub! This movie was so unbelievably bad I couldn't stop laughing when I saw it. I think it's a must see, it's bad in a nice way. Every cliche ever invented for a horror movie can be seen here. I... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2547 | 0pending | 40d27549-3ad0-4e50-b6c5-b90716212ace | Two houses, one street, one phone booth, one car, a girl next door, a boy next door and a zombie. This list of ingredients should suffice for a great horror movie. All you need is some blue light, ambient music and...done. Not in the hands of Dutch director van Rouveroy though! <br /><br />I like to organize "bad movie... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2548 | 0pending | 1affde27-e603-4f22-a236-e011a8327f42 | this is not just a bad film, it's one of the worst films ever. it's so bad that i found it to be quite enjoyable. the acting, oh my god, the script, you gotta be kiddin'. how can you imagine the writer coming up with things like: - a kid who makes fireworks in school, fireworks SO powerfull, that when someone gets hit ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2549 | 0pending | 4caddf04-3c68-481d-9827-1eda139c3669 | I don't know why I keep doing this to myself!! I keep on defending the Dutch and Belgian cinema and claim that it should get more credit and chances...and then they smack you around the head with junk like this! Intensive Care is a terrible production and probably the worst thing that was ever made in the Dutch-speakin... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2550 | 0pending | f31b8b9f-d343-4bd2-be10-0f49a97153b0 | I thought "Intensive Care" was quite bad and very unintentionally funny. But at least not as bad as I thought it might be. Sometimes it's somewhat suspenseful, but never a good shocker.<br /><br />SPOILER AHEAD<br /><br />The fun lies in ridiculous moments. But the all-time classic moment is this: Peter (Koen Wauters) ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2551 | 0pending | a3c71aa8-2bb4-49c9-a4ca-2c6ea708d322 | Koen Wouters is a flemish singer and presenter. In the early ninety's he tried his hand on movies as well. But this unbelievable piece of junk ended his acting career once and for all. It also ended the acting career of dutch actress Nada van Nie who went on being a football-wife a TV presenter and program-maker. I act... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2552 | 0pending | 818904b1-b533-4469-a568-fe15451c6ce4 | "Intensive Care" by Dorna von Rouveroy is easily one of the worst horror movies ever made.This extremely cheap Dutch slasher flick offers some gore and plenty of absurd situations.A horror veteran George Kennedy is completely wasted as as Professor Bruckner.The acting is abysmal,the action is slow and the climax is lau... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2553 | 0pending | dc4aeb9e-4d6d-4793-8383-abe2625ca82f | This infamous ending to Koen Wauters' career came to my attention through the 'Night of Bad Taste'. Judging by the comment index i wasn't the first and i am not to be the last person in Western Europe to learn that this musician (undoubtedly one of the best on our contemporary pop scene, even the Dutch agree on that) t... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2554 | 0pending | d8e814dc-fb4c-4585-9ba7-7db88d086cb9 | Well, I'll start by admitting I'm not a John Ford fan. (I watched "The Informer" only because I'm trying to work my way through a list of the "greats.") So if you are, just move along, 'cause you're not going to agree with me.<br /><br />What an overwrought and dated piece of silliness this is! I will say that there is... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2555 | 0pending | 86f2284f-a7c5-4f3d-ad2d-6675fe29e160 | I've seen about 820 movies released between 1931-39, and THE INFORMER is the worst major release I've seen from that time span. Awful, despicable, unpleasant, unhappy, unredeemable saga of a complete Loser. Watch a 1934 B Western instead. | [] | [] | [] |
train_2556 | 0pending | 90ba4392-f9fd-4ce9-a472-0acff573c33b | I will warn you here: I chose to believe those reviewers who said that this wasn't an action film in the usual sense, rather a psychological drama so you should appreciate it on that basis and you will be alright.<br /><br />I am here to tell you that they were wrong. Completely wrong.<br /><br />Well, no, not complete... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2557 | 0pending | e2a40c1e-abdc-41fe-bda5-719b4f77d6bd | Realistic movie,sure,except for the fact that the characters don't look like to be scared. When Billy Zane tries to kill someone, he feels bad...but he doesn't look like to. That's why I don't like his performance in this movie. Tom Berenger is again playing a soldier. No good thrill, realistic sequences. Not always sh... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2558 | 0pending | ee638ead-62e8-4956-9252-ffee2ae8b8f7 | Despite its interesting premise, 'Sniper' is quite tedious. With a tighter script and sharper directing it could have been electrifying; instead it plods along with little tension. | [] | [] | [] |
train_2559 | 0pending | b1a9ac52-d410-4366-b697-64cd1135b369 | Not much to say on this one. A plot you can pretty much peg, in the first 10 minutes. Nothing overly wrong with this film, very little action for an action film. There was a chance to explore the characters emotions occasionally. Whether an action film is the right genre to do that with, I'm still undecided. Sniper was... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2560 | 0pending | 299d77bb-ae82-446b-b8f5-c49807bee30d | Eleven "great" filmmakers, eleven pieces of garbage. Eleven minutes each of sheer tedium, sophistry, condescension, self-indulgence. Treats for people of all nations. Yussef Chahine of Egypt giving a "hip hip hooray!" for terorism in his amateurish segment. Across the green line we have Amos Gitai of Israel, using his ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2561 | 0pending | f3435ca7-f80f-4070-917f-931e512596f3 | First of all, I ain't American or Middle-Eastern. Second of all, I don't have a religion. The closest thing to a religion I have are sports and movies. Henceforth, I believe I would be best served to supply an opinion of neutrality and free from bias.<br /><br />Most of these short films are an utter disgrace. This dre... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2562 | 0pending | c6ec4fdb-d0d2-4de7-8f61-3b608d22c431 | I have never panned a film on-line, but I felt moved to do so, after seeing this one. One doesn't show up at someone's funeral and say to the bereaved, "My relatives died, so why should I care about yours?"<br /><br />Minus the propaganda, there was little, if anything, that could be called "art." As the daughter of de... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2563 | 0pending | e6535cf8-62b8-464c-b5eb-16808d5be470 | I've found the movie offensive for Americans which lost somebody in the towers, for American people in general. Pretending to be an homage to horrible facts happened last years, each director takes the opportunity to polemize with old facts (which have none to do with a terrorist attack), or criticize American's politi... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2564 | 0pending | bcb597c3-7b26-41d4-b981-56bed6cd34a7 | Have you ever wondered what would happen if a couple of characters from Beverly Hills 90210 were thrown into a Thai jail?If so, this is your movie. This is Midnight Express for the MTV crowd. That would be ok, but the story was poorly executed. Contrived plot twists, poor dialogue and unresolved issues abound. This sli... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2565 | 0pending | 8889b0f9-be4e-4e18-9ff8-00e472688e22 | I had been looking forward to seeing this film for a long time, after seeing "Return to Paradise," which I found to be gritty. I was so disappointed. The most realistic thing about it was the unpredictable ending which I think was partly stolen from "Return to Paradise." <br /><br />Maybe I was expecting too much. <br ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2566 | 0pending | dd0ebbf3-1d3a-4d30-bfad-0153cd246b02 | A very good story for a film which if done properly would be quite interesting, but where the hell is the ending to this film?<br /><br />In fact, what is the point of it?<br /><br />The scenes zip through so quick that you felt you were not part of the film emotionally, and the feeling of being detached from understan... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2567 | 0pending | 61f8c885-b4a1-42ce-873e-a49ad806f269 | Brokedown Palace is not the kind of movie I would ever like to see. I also did not like the movie when some Aussie man smuggled drugs in Thailand and accused Claire Danes and Kate Beckinsale of drug smuggling. I would not go to that country no matter what after I saw this movie. In fact this movie stinks. I prefer to v... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2568 | 0pending | 455f8f56-6357-41bd-a8bf-6ecb3cc2b3b4 | (SPOILERS AHEAD) Russian fantasy "actioner" (and I use the term loosely) that I've been trying to watch for over a year. I've finally gotten to the end and now I wish I didn't put in the repeated effort.<br /><br />In an effort to save two hours of your life I'm going to tell you he plot- a guy who has the ability to p... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2569 | 0pending | 48aa6933-4b8f-4648-b5eb-a162ec341c2e | Nothing positive to say. Meandering nonsense, huffing and puffing with a "message". New Russian (post-Soviet) films can be very good (Cuckoo comes to mind), yet many have the bouquet of cardboard and the aftertaste of asbestos (Nochnoi Dozor would be a good example). This is a "dozor" type of emptiness. Acting would be... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2570 | 0pending | 726858a4-0ca2-4aaa-a829-a2cf97ffdee6 | It's a really cheesy parody of Tomb Raider and some Indiana Jones, the humor's cheesy, and so is the acting. But after all it is a soft core movie, which is expected and doesn't matter because what you really want is the sex. Which gets me to the biggest problem of all, there barely is any of it. Which makes you feel l... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2571 | 0pending | 0e15bd67-3174-414c-98ae-b9229ffc8eb8 | **Possible Spoilers**<br /><br />This straight-to-video mess combines a gun-toting heroine, grade-Z effects, nazis, a mummy and endless lesbian footage and it's still boring; the video's 45 minute running time only SEEMS like Eternity.The only good part is one of the blooper outtakes, wherein the bad guys force a 400-p... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2572 | 0pending | 16787ad0-0fc7-4cde-9594-97a723cdb601 | This movie is not for the faint or weak of heart. It couldn't decide if it was going to be porn or legit. It was neither one. It was just bad. There was nothing in this movie to make me want to see anything else made by these people again. | [] | [] | [] |
train_2573 | 0pending | 4450a366-0936-4039-8f91-dbc36ce16761 | Someone had a great idea: let's have Misty Mundae do her own, R-rated version of Lara Croft - firing two guns not only in skimpy outfits, but topless as well. It WAS indeed a great idea. The problem is that the people who had it couldn't come up with any sort of script or budget to support it. Therefore, we get a "film... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2574 | 0pending | 10579933-677b-4625-b82a-5250052e465c | Not long enough to be feature length and not abrupt enough to a short, this thing exists for one reason, to have a lesbian three-way. There are worse reasons to exist. One sad thing is that this could have made a decent feature length movie. Misty fits snuggly into her outfit and is a very cocky girl and when people ar... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2575 | 0pending | 762e4e5a-f3b2-418b-a46f-f5d8ced5ba65 | I can't say I'm all that experienced in misty Mundae flicks having seen only a handful, but it's obvious that this was made on a shoestring, and while it might have been respectable that the filmmakers were able to make a Tomb Raider rip-off inside a garage, it isn't because it's completely obvious that this is what th... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2576 | 0pending | baa3d830-62ea-4bf1-9730-ac98816e2814 | **MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS**<br /><br />The titular topless heroine rescues another beautiful babe and her father (an eccentric professor whose stock pith helmet is broken in one shot and whole in the next) from a moth-eaten, dime-store mummy and nasty Nazis out to--what else?--build a Fourth Reich. Misty's costume, like t... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2577 | 0pending | f7c9cb7e-aeb4-4102-8ad4-6c824d2a9fd2 | There is no way on earth you are going to care about any of these characters. A bunch of spoilt middle class overgrown kids take some drugs at a party and get off with each other and argue. I've just seen this on TV and I didn't think it was a 'film' as such, more a post-'This Life' indulgence that really has no resona... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2578 | 0pending | 38caeec9-440f-49d0-96b9-232505081297 | I'm rarely moved to make a comment online about a film. But I can't understand how this one got made. Who made it? How could they have possibly thought they were capable of making a feature film? Did they do a weekend course at some film school, get a nice big cheque from daddy and kidnap David Badiel's family one by o... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2579 | 0pending | 2d44f5c9-798c-4e90-bb99-5ad15b6ad85f | do not be suckered into renting this movie. It has nothing to do with an escape from death row, despite the (english) title. I can't think of a single good thing to say about the movie. Poor acting, poor editing, poor directing... laughable "plot", and the sound/music was so irritating, it's a wonder this movie doesn't... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2580 | 0pending | ec90fe91-7613-4cf8-9258-bc5fa1a6ead8 | Kalifornia is disturbing. I believe there is no reason for this story to be told. It is neither entertaining nor does it have social value. Technically, the movie is very well make, the performances are top rate and first class. The story develops in an intriguing way that holds interest. But at the end this movie sick... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2581 | 0pending | ef6806fb-69e2-4650-9959-cc299e06ed9d | honestly, if anyone has a brain, there's not 1 positive thing<br /><br />to say about this movie what so ever. <br /><br />I lost my $1 renting this. I'd rather laugh at Will Smith saying "If you got a dream, you got to protect it". <br /><br />all the actors must've been bored or had no fame at the time. even Matthew ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2582 | 0pending | 41713742-ff6c-4c88-8b8c-373aa6cc61cc | I was expecting to love this movie--film noir, serial killer, dark irony. I was baffled by many choices the characters made ("Hey, I know they're creepy looking, but let's hook up for a cross-country road trip anyway!"), found the pacing to be glacial, and the emphasis on moody lighting to take the place of original th... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2583 | 0pending | 717d1c74-fa8d-4281-8e20-5b62e7ce7f21 | Distasteful, cliched thriller has young couple doing cross-country research on America's most infamous murder sites, becoming road partners with a dim-witted young woman and her snarling boyfriend--who is an actual psycho. Arty and alienating, the film's tone alternates between pouty pseudo-irony and silly flamboyance.... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2584 | 0pending | 77152bc4-d43d-4108-903e-0cc74b931093 | In an interview, David Duchovny said he hasn't been able to watch even the first hour of this film - and neither should you. The scene where he asks the owner of a house where a murder was committed if he can look around - change the name he gives and he could had lifted his performance from just about any episode of t... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2585 | 0pending | 41dbb060-4c23-4429-a7e5-672412fc084e | Another movie to suffer without an adventure to run, no enigma to solve. Just an illness man, acting like an animal. No a good reason to take this journey. Pitt and Lewis are great actors; magnificent Michelle Forbes but a weak David Duchovny performance... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2586 | 0pending | 37f1d09e-38b7-41e6-94c0-b9c519fcefd4 | German nut case Jörg Buttgereit apparently has fans - but I don't know why, and I'm Definitely not one of them! The only Buttgereit film I'd seen previously was Nekromantik and I hated every minute of it, but - shockingly - this film is worse! Der Todesking is pointless in the same way as Nekromantik, but it's a worse ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2587 | 0pending | 069f69b4-ddc9-4f41-bbb0-e04a881c277b | The subject notwithstanding, this is an amateur, exhibitionist movie--or an effort at one--which is about as interesting and daring as a moody high school student's composition book full of death "poetry". To be sure, it will disturb viewers who are hell-bent on being disturbed, but the success will be attributable to ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2588 | 0pending | 1653115b-ce95-442d-8d3f-7bd53ce6bb91 | I'm sorry but this is just awful. I have told people about this film and some of the bad acting that is in it and they almost don't believe me. There is nothing wrong with the idea, modern day Japanese troops get pulled back in time to the days of Busido warriors and with their modern weapons are a match for almost eve... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2589 | 0pending | d916a328-f952-45bb-b669-0f50c72281d4 | Watching CBS's "Surrender, Dorothy", I kept wondering why Diane Keaton would want to be in it (not because it's a television movie--with the dearth of enticing roles for slightly older actresses, it isn't any wonder why Academy Award winning performers such as Keaton turn to TV--but because it offers no opportunities f... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2590 | 0pending | 62dac913-5916-4d5b-b87f-2381e2211c64 | I waited for this movie to play in great anticipation. Assuming it would be more accurately portrayed like the movie, "The Christmas Box" based on the book by Richard Paul Evans. I sent out many emails to friends and family asking them to please watch this show, hoping they would better understand a tiny amount of my "... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2591 | 0pending | deeba063-a926-43d8-a3da-89712d5b7407 | (Very light spoilers, maybe.) <br /><br />Normally a fan of Diane Keaton, I tried to watch this tonight. I had to switch it off before the second hour because I found myself with absolutely no sympathy for daughter or mother. Both came across as self-absorbed with little regard for others, with the daughter also adding... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2592 | 0pending | 62fd363f-7fbd-4b29-bb09-1d9996ff2062 | **1/2 for this Diane Keaton farce.<br /><br />Someone should tell Ms. Keaton, enough with your Annie Hall philosophy and hats.<br /><br />This flick is just too much as Keaton's daughter, Sara, dies in a traffic accident, while her boyfriend survives.<br /><br />Keaton, who could not be reached by phone at first, as sh... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2593 | 0pending | b207e915-2501-4ce6-8a85-8405dc417300 | Although the casting for this film was admirable, particularly Dianne Keaton and Tom Everett Scott, the quality of the writing was so poor that it would be impossible for any actor or director to make this film worth watching.<br /><br />My wife and I decided that the reason we watched the entire film was that it was l... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2594 | 0pending | 21e172aa-0dea-404f-8b4a-3edeacb9abc1 | I could not believe how awful this film was; I rarely watch commercial TV, but thought "Well, Diane Keaton is always worth watching". I stand corrected. Everyone involved should be hanging their heads in shame.<br /><br />I realize there are not a lot of great roles for women of a certain age, but the script to this wa... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2595 | 0pending | e2689f7b-3b0c-450b-8934-e2a7335a16ac | I can't believe we watched this total piece of crap but we did and I feel obligated to warn others to avoid it at all costs. When one of the main characters announces that he's gay twice in the first five minutes, don't ignore it as typical PC nonsense and figure it has to get better because it won't. If his faggoty bo... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2596 | 0pending | 18d80800-71d9-4048-b696-62378d16b2d5 | The first 30min of the flick was choppy and hard to know just what was going on (unless you read the book - which I had not).<br /><br />If you can stick with the first half, the second half is sweet - predictable, yes, but sweet none-the-less.<br /><br />The way it was shot one would think it was produced in the early... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2597 | 0pending | aab1b50f-d82b-4efd-a2de-d948a22ca22e | As I sat subjected to this televised mediocrity, I wondered why? Why did Dianne Keaton agree to this trash? The movie uses meaningless, contrived plot lines to deliver trash to homes of thousands. The movie takes a political agenda to a new level. The movie was meaningless, and all creditability was lost to the excessi... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2598 | 0pending | 3fbe2b5b-f744-4f2a-b995-e4f9982057d7 | My wife and I started to watch this movie with anticipation. It looked warm and touching. It started out well; but, soon became boring and frankly idiotic after a while. It got so bad that we turned it off The movie was poorly acted and honesty, we couldn't really understand or wanted to understand what exactly why or ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2599 | 0pending | de913a52-dcd9-47f7-b458-da40b96351b1 | I just finished reading a book on Anita Loos' work and the photo in TCM Magazine of MacDonald in her angel costume looked great (impressive wings), so I thought I'd watch this movie. I'd never heard of the film before, so I had no preconceived notions about it whatsoever. Thought it got off to a cute start with Eddy as... | [] | [] | [] |
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