id stringlengths 7 10 | status class label 2
classes | _server_id stringlengths 36 36 | text stringlengths 53 8.97k | ranking_0.responses listlengths 0 1 | ranking_0.responses.users listlengths 0 1 | ranking_0.responses.status listlengths 0 1 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
train_3000 | 0pending | 848cefdf-d71b-4431-a905-c5b4fd427cdd | This is a bad movie. Not one of the funny bad ones either. This is a lousy bad one. It was actually painful to watch. The direction was awful,with lots of jumping around and the green and yellow hues used throughout the movie makes the characters look sickly. Keira Knightly was not convincing as a tough chick at all,an... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3001 | 0pending | 62361101-b19b-4cfa-be6f-d13e26e711d3 | I recently viewed Manufactured Landscapes at the Seattle International Film Festival. I was drawn to the movie as a photographer because I'm both familiar and a fan of Burtynsky's work. While I believe the movie does a good job getting it's message across, I couldn't help but feel that it was made as a complete afterth... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3002 | 0pending | 4d548edb-3194-4b0d-a9f1-c94fd4df3793 | Beginning with its long opening shot of seemingly endless rows of assembly line workers in a Chinese factory, Manufactured Landscapes attempts to show the devastating impact of industrialization on the natural environment and traditional societies. Its droning narrative assumes that industrial development in China and ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3003 | 0pending | 85e6bf93-d554-487f-a9c6-4205902d5f76 | The movie opens up with a long single shot of aisles in factory crammed with workers. My, what we've done to the planet you might think. I hope we get to see other things like this.<br /><br />That's very rare. When you're not looking at a horribly filmed angle of the narrator at a lecture hall, you're watching him set... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3004 | 0pending | 93c40f04-1e3e-43f5-bb64-42d5933c3619 | I was very excited about seeing this film, anticipating a visual excursus on the relation of artistic beauty and nature, containing the kinds of wisdom the likes of "Rivers and Tides." However, that's not what I received. Instead, I get a fairly uninspired film about how human industry is bad for nature. Which is clear... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3005 | 0pending | b73f1ba7-6c68-45fb-8257-6f58453360ab | holy Sh*t this was god awful. i sat in the theater for for an hour and ten minutes and i thought i was going to gouge out my eyes much in the manor Oedipus Rex. dear god. this movie deserves no more credit than anything done by a middle school film buff. please save your money, this movie can offer you nothing. unless ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3006 | 0pending | 738a5c04-db1e-49af-b61a-acb4f3028a86 | That song keeps humming in my head. Not the greatest song, but it's the 80's. This movie is about a lead singer who "supposebly" gets killed while being accused of murders as he stalks his girlfriend who sings backup vocals in his band. The lead singer whos name is Billy "Eye" (yeah, right) is dead after two years and ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3007 | 0pending | 5e30adaa-bd98-4759-80e7-bd9d0ba17f09 | A group of people are invited to there high school reunion, but after they arrive they discover it to be a scam by an old classmate they played an almost fatal prank on. Now, he seeks to get revenge on all those that hurt him by sealing all the exits and cutting off all telephone lines.<br /><br />Dark slasher film wit... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3008 | 0pending | 48e3b6ea-29ff-4031-82bf-6a22b233bcdc | Well, on the endless quest for horror, we will come across this film, apparently re-released on DVD recently for some ungodly reason. The transfer is awful and the quality just sucks. I don't think this is due to a bad remaster or anything, I just think the film is poorly done.<br /><br />Obviously filmed at an abandon... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3009 | 0pending | 9e57ac5b-c781-4fbc-9161-05b1c7a8fd1e | The movie opens with a flashback to Doddsville County High School on April Fool's Day. A group of students play a prank on class nerd Marty. When they are punished for playing said prank, they follow up with a bigger prank which (par for the course in slasher films involving pranks on class nerds) goes ridiculously awr... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3010 | 0pending | 16e8bfd8-b330-4f9d-9d17-2bdb471016a6 | Slaughter High is intrinsically your emblematic 80s slasher flick. A prank goes out of hand leaving a geeky guy horribly burnt. A few years later the geeky guy returns and starts killing the people who hurt him. Now the story might sound intriguing and very entertaining, but what makes this horrible film so different f... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3011 | 0pending | 702977b1-3adc-462f-8b35-4faf0e23a1c6 | What a terrible movie. The acting was bad, the pacing was bad, the cinematography was bad, the directing was bad, the "special" effects were bad. You expect a certain degree of badness in a slasher, but even the killings were bad.<br /><br />First of all, the past event that set up the motive for the slaughter went on ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3012 | 0pending | 24beb0c4-f3a1-4270-97b1-79741b2f38d0 | We all know that countless duds have graced the 80s slasher genre and often deserve nothing but our deepest disgust. Maybe that's a bit hastey but damn if "Slaughter High" wasn't terribly unoriginal, even for a slasher flick. Pretty much, the plot involves a kid who experienced a Carrie-like shower humiliation in high ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3013 | 0pending | 47752b2b-abb6-4191-bc50-f2492e1f9f9d | ...but i expected better from Caroline Munro. She's done some good films, and i was hoping this would be just as good. as a matter of fact, she and this other blonde girl character (the girl who got electrocuted i think) were the only two out of the 8-11 actors who could act. this film has the worst acting i've ever se... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3014 | 0pending | 355a66c9-51b5-4faa-b74c-3ccc2c11d152 | Slaughter High the tale of revenge by a nerdy guy who fell victim to one of the coolest and coldest jokes in cinema history. Unfortunately after the promising opening the flick went straight to hell. A very tedious and redundant mess with mediocre slashings and a final half hour that sucked on a whole new level of suck... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3015 | 0pending | 2027789d-0862-4c56-9173-a7637e245bd8 | The school nerd Marty (Simon Scuddamore) is sexually humiliated by a bunch of classmates and then is in a lab explosion (set by them also) where his face is scarred by acid. Years later all the jerks get invited back to the high school (since closed) for a reunion. What they didn't know is that Marty is inviting them b... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3016 | 0pending | 84534695-b4ec-4f88-ae5b-af1916624fa0 | Another FRIDAY THE 13TH ripoff, even featuring some of its music! A group of young adults get together for a small high school reunion and start getting slaughtered a la Jason Voorhees. Could it be that nerd they used to torment in school?<br /><br />Routine slash-fest is fun for fans of the genre, and contains the usu... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3017 | 0pending | a41f9fe6-0880-4ed6-8b2a-ff125ebfe6c0 | For die-hard Judy Garland fans only. There are two (2) numbers that are really good -- one where she does a number with an older cleaning lady (you've all seen the pics), and a pretty good number at the very end. There are a couple of scenes where the lines are funny. But, basically, the script is so bad and the movie ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3018 | 0pending | 264031dc-fba5-429d-88de-ea7bb1ce400f | This was filmed back-to-back with the 1992 re-make of Conan Doyle's famous novel 'The Lost World'. And it shows.<br /><br />The film starts promisingly enough, with a ruthless organization intending to exploit the lost world and Challenger et al returning to defend the prehistoric plateau, but then things go downhill. ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3019 | 0pending | a8545642-612b-4ba1-bfe7-9397cd1f3097 | Born Again is a sub-standard episode from season one. It deals with the subject of reincarnation and just doesn't fly. I've never been big on reincarnation and that could be part of my apathy toward this episode. It does reference the Tooms case which is some nice continuation from the previous episode. But the positiv... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3020 | 0pending | f0cc6b6a-582e-45b8-ba99-5be6200a2bf0 | Only on a very rare occasion does an episode of the x-files fail to generate any excitement or does the episode contain anything which is just totally boring to watch.A detective and his former partner both die in unexplained circumstances.The deaths are linked to the presence of a little girl who was there when the de... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3021 | 0pending | 2256b826-88fd-4cb9-9a9d-dd54cd97acf6 | I've now seen this film twice, and I must say I enjoyed it both times. It's fast paced and fun, but ultimately daft. Having said that it deserves to be trashed because of screwing up what could have been a good follow up to the seminal original. It is clear for those who have seen the awful 'Zombie Creeping Flesh' that... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3022 | 0pending | 51976c44-c8b4-4d26-92b2-9569fb13c8f6 | I thought that Zombie Flesh Eaters 2 was quite a good horror film When a terrorist's body, infected with a stolen chemical, is recovered by the US military, the corpse is then cremated, releasing the virus into the atmosphere over a small island. Soon the infected locals turn into flesh-hungry zombies, and a group of s... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3023 | 0pending | ac080fc6-2ee4-4c34-bff1-863d357615ae | Next to the slasher films of the 1970s and 80s, ones about the walking dead were probably the second most popular horror sub-genre. While slasher films had 'Black Christmas' and 'Halloween' to get the whole thing going, zombie flicks had George Romero's 'Dead' films. And unsurprisingly soon after the success of his fir... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3024 | 0pending | 5ec1bcf0-e7f5-4f5e-9f19-39e0e8a87193 | I am an avid fan of Lucio Fulci, and yet I must say that "Zombi 3" (aka. "Zombie Flesh Eaters 2") of 1988, which he made with two other directors, Bruno Mattei and Claudi Fragasso, was quite a disappointment. Especially compared to its great predecessor, Fulci's very own Gore classic "Zombi 2" (aka. "Zombie Felsh Eater... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3025 | 0pending | 9a51970a-7ba9-43a4-927c-8dab15b5008e | Ohhh man! Now this is what I'm talking about! As far as bad/cheesy horror flicks go this movie was truly in a class of its own. A real gem!<br /><br />First off, the film wasn't originally in English. That's okay because the voice dubbing was truly exceptional! Here is my favorite excerpt from the dialog (and there is ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3026 | 0pending | 7c198dd1-d063-4a04-a585-0278503155ac | Although the likeliness of someone focusing on THIS comment among the other 80+ for this movie is low, I feel that I have to say something about this one. I am not the kind of movie-watcher who pays attention to production value, thought-provoking dialog, or brilliant acting & directing. However, I claim that this movi... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3027 | 0pending | 05986d65-a608-40fd-804b-164cb3b119a6 | First off I really enjoyed Zombi 2 by Lucio Fulci. This film was utter trash. I couldn't stand to watch it. The storyline was a joke, the acting was a joke, and the fact that Zombi 3 has nothing to do with Zombi 2 is even more a joke.<br /><br />We jump from Voodoo to DEATH 1 THE HARMFUL AGENT BRINING People BACK TO LI... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3028 | 0pending | 930c6ca1-a0e6-49e4-8df3-1e8a4f99fbfc | The dubbing/translation in this movie is downright hilarious and provides the only entertainment in this otherwise dull and derivative zombie flick. I haven't laughed so hard in my life as I just did watching Zombi 3 (and I've seen some really bad dubbing in my life, believe me). Seriously, the filmmakers could re-edit... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3029 | 0pending | 38a05a4d-bc3a-48a9-894a-c57be6ab7def | Where do I begin? I wanted to enjoy this movie, and I did. Still, I wanted to be able to enjoy it for being another zombie film that was worth my loot, and it wasnt. This was a different kind of enjoyment. This was unhealthy, a perverse glee that I partook in watching one of the most ridiculous films Id seen yet. And I... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3030 | 0pending | 8b5549cb-9286-4f21-b492-986142f38403 | When i finally had the opportunity to watch Zombie 3(Zombie Flesheaters 2 in Europe)on an import Region 2 Japanese dvd,i was blown away by just how entertaining this zombie epic is.The transfer is just about immaculate,as good as it's ever going to look unless Anchor Bay gets a hold of it.The gore truly stands out like... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3031 | 0pending | 971cc486-8b23-4bfb-83aa-ca460a1e1959 | I admit that the majority of this film was uninspired,but i was still entertained. It has a wonderful sense of frenetic energy,above average music,and the women in the film fiercely defend themselves,there's no prissies here. I can think of dozens of other films that were way worse,at least this one had an intriguing p... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3032 | 0pending | ac003afe-0677-4ead-94be-1b9d089a893d | Zombi 3 starts as a group of heavily armed men steal a experimental chemical developed to reanimate the dead, while trying to escape the man is shot at & the metal container holding the chemical is breached. The man gets some of the green chemical on a wound on his hand which soon after turns him into a flesh eating ca... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3033 | 0pending | 3d38c613-70ad-45f8-b266-bf10d319ad2f | Zombie Review #3<br /><br />**Spoilers**<br /><br />Few films are actually "so bad they're good", and Zombi 3 is not just bad, it's wretchedly, unforgivably bad in so many ways that a whole new language may be needed just to describe them all<br /><br />More than that, it's a film credited to Lucio Fulci that even by h... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3034 | 0pending | 48431232-9c67-4dfe-9d3b-b465682bcc5d | This movie was recently released on DVD in the US and I finally got the chance to see this hard-to-find gem. It even came with original theatrical previews of other Italian horror classics like "SPASMO" and "BEYOND THE DARKNESS". Unfortunately, the previews were the best thing about this movie.<br /><br />"ZOMBI 3" in ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3035 | 0pending | fb6430d8-45a8-4d71-a2b5-6089ee1cb0b7 | In 1979 Lucio Fulci released his film Zombi. However, due to the earlier import of George Romero's Dawn of the Dead, which had gone by that name for its Italian release, it was retitled to Zombi 2. (Which also had the bonus of letting the audience think this was a sequel to the second Romero movie). Continuing this the... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3036 | 0pending | 1c0c151c-8712-4591-bd2d-4e3e337e8c96 | "Gone With The Wind" is one of the most overrated movies in history. It is a film loved by mothers, grandmothers, and shut-ins who go to the movies once every five years. As a zombie movie, it blows. There isn't a shambling corpse in sight, and it's terribly light in the gore department. "Zombie 3", on the other hand, ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3037 | 0pending | 2b312ae6-2df7-4e2b-aa5c-481772a866b5 | I'm a big fan of horror flicks, and zombie films are a particular favorite of mine. That said, Zombi 3 is one of the absolute worst films I have ever seen. So needless to say I really enjoyed it, it's the best bad movie I've seen in a long while. The story has some similarities with Dan O'Bannon's "Return of the Living... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3038 | 0pending | 1b2a809d-52e8-4507-8f6d-60d24a98b133 | Title: Zombie 3 (1988) <br /><br />Directors: Mostly Lucio Fulci, but also Claudio Fragasso and Bruno Mattei <br /><br />Cast: Ottaviano DellAcqua, Massimo Vani, Beatrice Ring, Deran Serafin <br /><br />Review: <br /><br />To review this flick and get some good background of it, I gotta start by the beginning. And the ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3039 | 0pending | 3b220de2-3205-4f9f-a03f-76e0d8649d71 | Miraculously, this is actually quite watchable. I mean, it's bad. It's really bad. But whereas the original was so-bad-it's-ruining-my-life bad, this is so-bad-it's-mildly-entertaining bad. Right, that's enough faint praise. Production values are rotten across the board, the acting is excruciating and the Romero-wannab... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3040 | 0pending | 89282dfe-b656-42ac-b20b-f119a702e825 | I watched this immediately after seeing HILLSIDE CANNIBALS so anything would have been an improvement . On top of that it stops me from comparing ZOMBI 3 to 28 DAYS LATER and its sequel . Unfortunately the more I watched it the more I realised how well made Danny Boyle's original was and how much this movie influenced ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3041 | 0pending | 4873eb2c-8e2a-440b-8b63-73a8b8869b8e | I'm a nice guy, and I like to think of myself as genre-tolerant. And, I guess by that, I mean I try to consider a movie in the context of the genre that it resides in. If nothing else, that saves me from feeling like I should be saying really nasty things about people or films, which I don't like doing.<br /><br />The ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3042 | 0pending | 0b347855-b1ee-4ba9-a904-2be9be62ae01 | I have two very major complaints regarding this film.<br /><br />1. That my local rental store shelved what is very clearly a soft core porn in the "suspense" category. (Had I known what it was, I would not have wasted my time renting it in the first place. And yes, this movie is a soft core porn.)<br /><br />2. The ti... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3043 | 0pending | 43b407ad-c70d-40ad-9875-eeb52d5757ac | My teacher taped this and showed it to us in Child Care to demonstrate how teen pregnancy affects people. It just demonstrated how teen pregnancy affects a childish jock not properly educated on how sex works and a whiny, unloved girl who throws fruit when angry and couldn't tell she was with the wrong man even if he w... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3044 | 0pending | 2361c4d6-703a-4306-9a9f-e4786319a9ec | Batman Mystery of the Batwoman, is, in a word, stale. <br /><br />The plot goes that a mysterious female vigilante ("Batwoman") is intruding on Batman's turf, and while Batman is trying to combat a Penguin/Bane/Rupert Thorne threesome, he's trying to figure out who the mysterious Batwoman is. <br /><br />There is nothi... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3045 | 0pending | df9f8c0a-90b6-43f7-ab95-5aa7807bbf03 | I am a back Batman movie and TV fan. I loved the show (new and old) and I loved all the movies. But this movie is not as great as some people were hopeing it to be. In my opinon, it is a big let down. I think the problem was it had no drama. Batman: Mask Of The Phantasm and Batman Beyond: Return Of The Joker had a lot ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3046 | 0pending | af01e2e4-6dab-4abf-9228-fd62de043d9c | The story is very trustworthy and powerful. The technical side of the movie is quite fine.. even the directing of it. The main problem is with the castings, that turned that movie into almost another local and regular cliché with a great lack of impact and even greater lack of impression. Beside the small role of the f... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3047 | 0pending | cf7ecc47-b45b-4d9b-9967-5e1424a672ee | Ignoring (if possible) the tediously gratuitous marijuana smoking (which seems to be mandatory in Australian government-funded films) the cast of this movie gives a reasonably credible performance. That's a far as it goes. The rest is simply awful. The plot's overburdened with "wow" symbolisms which are meant to look g... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3048 | 0pending | 777ee3dc-fc46-4ed6-94ab-c018cf904fce | Yet again one of the most misunderstood Goddesses of my country has been twisted by "Westerners" who cannot understand the esoteric symbolism of the Mother Goddess in her dark forms. The Mother takes on the frightening form of Kali Mata to destroy our inner demons, and to terrify our egos. And though blood sacrifice is... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3049 | 0pending | 421bda0e-3250-4ef2-9037-a1bf5d100a82 | I can't understand all the hype about this movie. OK, if you like cheap splatter, you will love this movie, but if you like good stories and good actors - don't watch this. Personally i really disliked the actors in this movie, they seem to be hired straight from the street. The Dialogs are completely flat and you alwa... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3050 | 0pending | 23e92ae6-b8a6-44b4-b577-edc38e512f4c | This movie was kind of interesting...I had to watch it for a college class about India, however the synopsis tells you this movie is about one thing when it doesn't really contain much cold, hard information on those details. It is not really true to the synopsis until the very end where they sloppily try to tie all th... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3051 | 0pending | 01a37bb3-38f9-446d-8638-400ae4fbea46 | Laughed a lot - because it is so incredibly bad - sorry folks, but definitely one of the worst movies I have ever seen... I know it is low budget, but anyway: the actors behave like playing in a soap, the dialogues are absolutely crappy and the last time I have seen such odd pictures was at a trash nite at some youth v... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3052 | 0pending | ccc5c38e-4a17-4b9d-ab80-7eb0bf507161 | Ever since I started visiting this site, and voting for movies, I have never given any movie a rating of 1. Even the disturbing "Dance! Workout with Barbie" got a 2. There is a reason for this.<br /><br />Any time I find myself watching what I think is a really bad movie, I have to stop and ask myself the following que... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3053 | 0pending | fc2aa577-028f-4491-b445-224cdea961fd | Movies about dinosaurs can be entertaining. So can Whoopi Goldberg movies. But Whoopi AND dinosaurs?<br /><br />After the first 20 minutes of "Theodore Rex", I had come to one conclusion: this movie is evil. Evil, vile, wicked and reprehensible in its spite for the audience. Nothing this bad is made by accident; this i... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3054 | 0pending | 4d57d520-3796-4104-b6b5-61a0d8d6f061 | I was babysitting a family of three small children for a night and their mother gave me this to show for them having just grabbed it at Wal-Mart earlier in the week. All three children actually got physically ill while watching it. I'm pretty sure it was the pizza they ate, or something they all had picked up from scho... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3055 | 0pending | 565ade65-360c-432e-9c70-d7da2554fae1 | This is, without a doubt, the single worst movie ever created. There's no arguing here. This is it. End of story. The story is juvenile and sub-moronic, looking like it was created by a three-year-old fascinated with dinosaurs. The entire concept is just plain dumb. It's inconceivable how someone could possibly come up... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3056 | 0pending | 1233b78e-bfb4-43df-bfb0-5ad30ff9199c | No matter what anyone tells you, there is a mere fact to the word "possession" in film circles -- such as "what possessed you to greenlight this film?" Religion doesn't have anything to do with it, but common sense does. That is, if your head is clear and you are of sound mind to make a judgment.<br /><br />On many lev... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3057 | 0pending | 4f862b8a-77df-47a2-b68a-760d145ad9bd | This movie was astonishing. It is beyond atrocious. I often get together with a group of friends and go to the movie store to find awful movies to watch for their comedic value. My friend suggested this one, but as we watched it, people began to leave. I really wanted to finish it, just so that I could say that I had, ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3058 | 0pending | 236e4a2c-54cf-4c63-8eb4-656bb4a46b19 | What a mess!! Why was this movie made? This, and other movies of its "caliber" should be teaching tools on how not to make a movie. Children may like it, but anyone over 10 may or will disapprove. To make matters worse was the fact that such great talent like Whoopi Goldberg and Armin Mueller Stahl were entirely wasted... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3059 | 0pending | 6fbddc05-66e9-483a-a568-d9e88f16e874 | From the What Was She Thinking? file: Whoopi Goldberg plays a cop in the future who is teamed with a talking dinosaur (!) for a crime case involving a madman who wants to start another ice-age. Straight-to-tape oddity is embarrassing and ridiculous, a high-concept in search of itself. Apparently this was a labor of lov... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3060 | 0pending | 111b5499-6065-4a72-9e82-f57a941a2353 | Poor Whoopi Goldberg. Imagine her at a friend's dinner party, and she adds a comment to the in-depth political discussion going on. People just look at her and say, "Oh what would YOU know, you were the star of 'Theodore Rex'". How could anyone take her seriously after she lowered herself to be the star of this appalli... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3061 | 0pending | f57ace41-7290-44db-bbc3-ee30e5a461ea | I watch LOTS of bad films, LOTS!!!!!! It's kind of a hobby, really. Almost every Saturday nite a group of friends and I get together and watch trash from around the globe - ANYTHING. Turkish super hero movies, vampire flicks from Brazil, Italian gorilla transplant movies, Kevin Costner films, ANYTHING (except maybe Rai... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3062 | 0pending | 81ef877c-7113-4759-8382-165d4bc00572 | These reviews that claim this movie is so bad its good are going way overboard with that one. This movie does not have the guilty pleasure badness that Leonard Part 6, Battlefield Earth and Gigli had. Those movies were entertaining in their awfulness but this pile of dinosaur dung is so bad its painful. I haven't been ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3063 | 0pending | 1422d9e7-ea16-4c28-be6d-0d32962138b2 | From watching only the trailer to Theodore Rex, you would think this is a bad buddy cop comedy with Whoopi Goldberg and a guy in a dinosaur costume. That is true, but this is mostly a futuristic story, which looks a lot like Batman Forever with it's direction style and weird character designs. It was mismarketed, and s... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3064 | 0pending | 43d76e70-3eaf-4534-80a8-ffe476f4618c | Do not see this movie if you value your mind. At the end of our collective viewing, me and my friends estimated that we each lost 5% of our brains during its course. The only person involved with its making that was not clinically insane was the set designer.<br /><br />Most movies leave a bad taste in your mouth. I re... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3065 | 0pending | 8567a79c-5174-4f9e-869a-c4399aa101a9 | I watched this movie when Joe Bob Briggs hosted Monstervision on TNT. Even he couldn't make this movie enjoyable. The only reason I watched it until the end is because I teach video production and I wanted to make sure my students never made anything this bad ... but it took all my intestinal fortitude to sit through i... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3066 | 0pending | 4bc5f1df-5fb7-4494-af0c-6e91b6e8828b | Wow... what would you do with $33m? Let me give you a choice; you can either a) shred it and flush it down the toilet or b)make a film based on the premise of Whoopi Goldberg as a hard nut futuristic cop partnered with a rubber dinosaur who uses terms like "I didn't butt trumpet" and blows raspberries on the basis that... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3067 | 0pending | 6a6929d5-835b-4583-a393-6aade24a58c4 | This movie was amazingly bad. I don't think I've ever seen a movie where every attempt at humor failed as miserably. Let's see...the acting was pathetic, the "special effects" where horrible, the plot non-existant...that pretty much sums up this movie.<br /><br /> | [] | [] | [] |
train_3068 | 0pending | 3dc70f74-a835-416a-b74b-3f3edaf951d2 | There have been very few films I have not been able to sit through. I made it through Battle Field Earth no problem. But this, This is one of the single worst films EVER to be made. I understand Whoopi Goldberg tried to get of acting in it. I do not blame her. I would feel ashamed to have this on a resume. I belive it ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3069 | 0pending | 048aa43a-af80-4411-95e0-990b641eba3d | I must say that during my childhood I'm quite proud of a lot of the movies I've rented. The exception being Theodore Rex. Talk about the all time swindler movie in any actor's resume. Could you just imagine what Whoopie's fired agent must have told her to sign on to this piece of crap "Hey Whoop, you ever seen that sho... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3070 | 0pending | af2570d7-d0a6-46f8-9703-b9810b1b5d2a | I watched this movie when Joe Bob Briggs hosted Monstervision on TNT. Even he couldn't make this movie enjoyable. The only reason I watched it until the end is because I teach video production and I wanted to make sure my students never made anything this bad ... but it took all my intestinal fortitude to sit through i... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3071 | 0pending | 4a422e92-f60e-45a4-a16d-8193ec218575 | I can say nothing more about this movie than: Man, this SUCKS!!!!! If you really hate yourself and want to do some severe damage to your brain, watch this movie. It's the best cure in the world for taking away happiness. When I started watching this film, I was completely happy. Afterwords I could feel my brain melting... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3072 | 0pending | 36806b33-1b98-4ddc-927f-6cd2f8391355 | Joe Don Baker. He was great in "Walking Tall" and had a good bit-part in "Goldeneye", but here in "Final Justice" all hope is gone...the dark side has won. <br /><br />As with most of humanity, my main experience with this one was on MST3K, and what an experience it was! Mike and the robots dig their claws deep into Ba... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3073 | 0pending | 1c1e1f1e-bbdd-4a71-81aa-f40ba8fc8327 | In short, the movie had a little bit of a weak 1st act with some forced acting and a somewhat disjointed rhythm and pacing, somewhat of a decent 2nd act that managed to build some tension and intrigue despite some inconsistent pacing and some inferior performances by the cast, and the 3rd act ... there virtually wasn't... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3074 | 0pending | 938598ea-00db-42df-adfa-75c297d3c6c2 | After apprehending the man responsible for the murder of his boss, Deputy Sheriff Thomas Jefferson Geronimo, III, is assigned the task of taking the killer back to Italy. On the way, however, the plane is diverted to Malta. Not long after landing, the killer escapes. Now, and with little help from the Maltese police, D... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3075 | 0pending | fe80bdb2-7b9f-420b-a05b-75a845f6df15 | The only words you need fear more than Joe Don Baker if your thinking of watching a film are Greydon Clark , and if they are both there , run for your life . However this is a very funny film because they actually take themselves seriously ! It starts out bad and goes downhill from there , repeated scenes , the Good Th... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3076 | 0pending | 94f3f808-c90b-4b58-a22a-c801f9d9d905 | Two qualifiers right up front: I actually think Joe Don Baker can be good or even great with the right material and the right director (the "Cape Fear" remake, a small role in "Goldeneye", "Walking Tall"). And I even liked Baker in "Mitchell", because he was playing an anti-hero who was SUPPOSED to be unlikeable. Yes, ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3077 | 0pending | 5948fec9-cb50-474e-9a54-53d76b12366a | I can't believe this movie was made as recently as 1984. It's got some laughable acting, not to mention one of the stupidest plots ever. Who would ever ask fat Texas sheriff Joe Don Baker to escort an Italian he illegally arrested in Mexico back to Italy? Not to mention that the title of the movie tells you pretty much... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3078 | 0pending | b0bfef63-10cd-463e-a36d-a801e7e7cfe4 | I can count (on one hand) the number of good movies starring Joe Don Baker. This is not one of them.<br /><br />Interminable chase scenes, dim-witted dialogue, and terrible lapses in continuity made this movie a prime choice for getting the send-up on MST3K.<br /><br />And that is the only way I was able to watch this.... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3079 | 0pending | 328a5d5a-c732-46ff-a0fd-309a13ce9106 | What reviewers and MST3K left out is the best part (and only memorable scene) of this otherwise dreadful movie: There is a very good rape-in-the-shower scene committed by the bad guy (Ben Gazzara look-alike) on Maria (as mentioned, killed later through T.J.'s ineptitude). Perhaps rape is too strong a word, "prison mati... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3080 | 0pending | d891853b-e710-40bd-9dbf-9e705a080f2b | There are movies that are awful, and there are movies that are so awful they are deemed long-forgotten and unwatchable. Also, lots of violence and bad stuff (not just cheesy stuff; you know what I mean) add to the mix as well. What is the result of bad movies with such raunchy content? Why, "Final Justice," of course! ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3081 | 0pending | c6cc2f60-ac33-4a6c-9f9e-50b491b4d69d | Jimmy Dean could not have been more hammy or absurdly loutish. Hysterical if viewed through the eyes of Mystery Science Theatre 3000, which I rate as a 10. I mean, the sight of this obese, corn-fed hog trouncing around Malta should be enough to send you to the vomitory, if you make it that far into the film. This ugly,... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3082 | 0pending | 1714a64b-e3bb-494b-88e2-6a8889b6e3c7 | I guess this goes to prove that Joe Don Baker will do anything for a buck. The concept of the film wasn't very good to start with. This movie has so many bad things about it I don't know where to start. The acting is horrible. The cinematography is marginal at best. The soundtrack was pretty bad. The score is terrible.... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3083 | 0pending | c6a8a978-35ed-40d5-9941-01d01acd9247 | Joe Don's opening line says everything about this movie. It takes place on the island of Malta (the island of pathetic men) and involves Joe Don Baker tracking down an Italian mobster. Joe Don's character is named Geronimo (pronounced Heronimo) and all he does in this movie is shoot people and get arrested over and ove... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3084 | 0pending | c6c930fb-4257-4a3e-8254-b9e35aaeab82 | From the Star of "MITCHELL", From the director of "Joysticks" and "Angel's Revenge"!!! These are taglines that would normally keep me from seeing this movie. And the worst part is that all the above mentioned statements are true!!! Ugghhh... Joe Don Baker eats every other five minutes in this film. It's like a bad rema... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3085 | 0pending | a451b59b-2f2b-4c83-8f68-f861b290c169 | I didn't think it would be possible for Joe Don Baker to make a movie as bad as his stinkbomb 'Mitchell', but this one succeeds.<br /><br />I wouldn't recommend this if you're a fan of Joe Don Baker's MUCH better work. But,if you like to watch fat guys sweat and really, really drawn out gun fights, you'll love this mov... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3086 | 0pending | fb9484ae-dad1-414d-b21b-8c37e2ae5368 | This movie was just heckled by MST3K and with good reason. First and foremost because it is a "cop" movie starring Joe Don Baker, who we all know is about as good a cop actor as Michael Jackson is a country western singer.<br /><br />All the typical cop movie plot devices rear their ugly heads, bar fights, children hos... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3087 | 0pending | 4bc9aa54-a39e-41dc-aa12-81338e8dc5b9 | I've never been impressed by JD anyway, and Final Justice (which I hadn't seen prior to its MST3k airing) proves to be no exception. It's not that the character is any less likeable than Mitchell: it's just that there's less that Geronimo ("Call me 'Heronimo') to dislike.<br /><br />In fact, one suspects that Mitchell ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3088 | 0pending | a442148f-4266-4320-9db2-f90303ed55e0 | Sergio Leone spins in his grave... If there was any film that tramples upon a man's life work its this one. The lead character's "lone wolf" bravado is uninspiring and lame, and the script was apparently written by a monkey with an eight grade education. Whoever's idea this was should be horse whipped. The only reason ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3089 | 0pending | 7041f674-ecc1-4ce8-a23e-9ec3b736fe3b | Final Justice has the great Joe Don Baker running around Texas, shooting people who shoot people. Then he's off to Malta where he shoots more people. He gets locked up many times for shooting people. Then he gets into a gunfight with the bad guy, who is dressed like a monk. There is a boat chase, and Joe Don winds up i... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3090 | 0pending | 64986d03-cf12-45c2-b097-5a0d2e26bab2 | This movie was not made by Who fans. Most of the great moments that fans will look forward to in the half-hour Tommy medley are simply missed or glossed over: In Christmas, they didn't show Daltry's screams after the line "Tommy doesn't know what day it is...", they showed almost *no* Townsend guitar shots in Pinball W... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3091 | 0pending | eb1467c6-b584-4b4e-ae1b-21eddbe3ba20 | What a boring film! To sum it all up, its was basically just Nana Patekar beating up his daughter-in-law Karisma Kapoor, while she tried to flee from the village, with her son. Can someone say BORING??? The concept wasn't too bad, but it was poorly executed. The Canadian locales, and some of the village scenes were nic... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3092 | 0pending | 5625b888-2d98-4208-81e9-b515129f2ab4 | I saw this movie by accident yesterday at a cinema. I had some hopes for the movie because I really like Spoorloos (The Vanishing) and the book it's based on. The movie starts out okay as it at first seems to be a nice thriller. Quickly though the movie becomes a mess with uninteresting plotlines, characters that are n... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3093 | 0pending | a0553ea1-c1c5-440d-b042-0a90f8b1aab0 | With movies like this you know you are going to get the usual jokes concerning ghosts. Eva as a ghost is pretty funny. And the other actors also do a good job. It is the direction and the story that is lacking. That could have been overlooked had the jokes worked better. The problem only is that there aren't many jokes... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3094 | 0pending | 14de202a-e3ad-49fb-9a61-f7d2e853071a | I have to admit that Over Her Dead Body actually wasn't as bad as I was expecting, my mom wanted to see it, so I rented it. I figured just to go ahead and see the horror before my eyes, but actually this wasn't too bad. I was just expecting this horrific movie, but it seems like the writers meant no harm, but the casti... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3095 | 0pending | 387ab937-13e1-4d63-8730-c3118b400684 | The lovely Eva Longoria Parker plays Kate, who dies after an ice angel crushes her before the "I do's" with fiancé Henry(Paul Rudd). After two years Henry has yet to move on and his sister Chloe(Lindsay Sloane)is very concerned. Chloe arranges for Henry to talk with an attractive psychic Ashley(Lake Bell). Ashley is to... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3096 | 0pending | 28bded53-3f5e-48bd-bfe5-4975b505532f | "So there's this bride, you see, and she gets crushed to death by this statue that falls on her on the day of her wedding. Then, get this, a year later, her former fiancé falls in love with a beautiful psychic
and then, that beautiful psychic gets haunted by the ghost of the disgruntled dead bride who wants to keep he... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3097 | 0pending | 286b3bbf-7610-4a95-8097-aac5a0f6fcbf | Jeff Lowell has written & directed 'Over Her Dead Body' poorly. The idea is first of all, is as stale as my jokes and the execution is just a cherry on the cake.<br /><br />Minus Eva Longoria Parker there is hardly anything appealing in this film. Eva looks great as ever and delivers a likable performance.<br /><br />P... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3098 | 0pending | c45998cc-9e12-4303-b44d-4f4e667ead1e | This movie is similar to the play entitled 'Blithe Spirit' written by Noel Coward. The plot of a ghost wife and a medium are strongly linked to Coward's writing. I'm surprised that movies of this nature don't acknowledge the original writer's concept. I realize that the public may not be aware that this is a knockoff b... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3099 | 0pending | 30a8c8ce-3e6e-4f03-be06-6c35ff52c2b3 | This film is shoddily-made, unoriginal garbage. I like romantic comedies sometimes. Watching a good one is like eating ice cream for dinner. It's not something you are going to do all the time, but the experience is so pleasurable that you can ignore how unwise you are being. This movie made me think about how stupid I... | [] | [] | [] |
Subsets and Splits
No community queries yet
The top public SQL queries from the community will appear here once available.