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train_3900 | 0pending | 3196597f-654d-416f-90e1-7daf1574f49f | I'm glad I rented this movie for one reason: its shortcomings made me want to read Allende's book and get the full story. <br /><br />Pros: the movie is beautiful, the period is depicted well and consistently (to the best of my knowledge), and Meryl and Glenn do good jobs.<br /><br />Cons: This is the worst acting job ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3901 | 0pending | e14ac11b-5d0f-430d-a436-92f81d7c2465 | I managed to sneak away one night and go to the movie theater to see this one, thinking I was in for a treat. Boy, was I wrong. Considering the talent involved, this has to be one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Everyone in it was miscast, and I find it incredible to read on this site that there are people out ther... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3902 | 0pending | ee3f4a0a-83e4-4dcb-882e-10ead0e97684 | Forget Plan 9, this is the ultimate fiasco, a costume drama, ineptly directed, scripted, acted, etc. This film is based on Isabel Allende's not-so-much-better novel. I hate Meryl Streep and Antonio Banderas (in non-Spanish films), and the other actors, including Winona, my favourite actress and Jeremy Irons try hard to... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3903 | 0pending | 4e6c6e2b-2fd3-4f68-9aad-e615dc93dd94 | I confess--Emma, in my opinion, is the single greatest novel ever written. It is as close to perfection as any mortal creation can be. Jane Austen reaches the pinnacle of her art here.<br /><br />Unfortunately, this is at best a palimpsest.<br /><br />Comparison to the Gwyneth Paltrow version is inevitable--that versio... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3904 | 0pending | 6f3eaf16-72d1-4c55-be3f-bae54544bc81 | Emma is my favourite Jane Austen novel - Emma is well-meaning despite her flaws, so readers can forgive and love her, and the relationship she has with Mr Knightley, which is warm, familiar, respectful but playful, generating that warm, fuzzy, romantic excitement. Mr Knightley is the perfect man, and Emma is as close a... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3905 | 0pending | 0096189c-5f71-40ba-a58d-a5793791d26c | This is indeed a god adaptation of Jane Austen's novel. Compared with the American Version with Guinneth Paltrow, the script was written to resemble as much as possible the book. But the acting was awful. Besides Kate Beckinsale, who I believe was a true likeness of the Emma in the book, all the other actors were tryin... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3906 | 0pending | 3b0af80c-dbaf-42fd-a936-dc411fc20da9 | The script is nice.Though the casting is absolutely non-watchable.No style. the costumes do not look like some from the High Highbury society. Comparing Gwyneth Paltrow with Kate Beckinsale I can only say that Ms. Beckinsale speaks British English better than Ms. Paltrow, though in Ms. Paltrow's acting lies the very na... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3907 | 0pending | f0b1705f-7850-4ff1-b950-171661fa0470 | As someone who has read the book, I can say that this is vastly inferior to the big American version starring Gwyneth Paltrow. There are various reasons for this. Firstly, Emma is too unpleasant. Yes, she has faults, and isn't the easiest person to like - but the viewer shouldn't downright start to despise her. Secondl... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3908 | 0pending | ded93699-cb64-4c60-b60a-ff57aa05b1d7 | Where do I start? Per the title of this film I expected some degree of authenticity, in the end I was severally let down. This is not the story of Lale Andersen or the song Lili Marlene, rather it is a Hollywood (or pick your film making hub) story loosely based on some real life characters. I should have had a clue wh... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3909 | 0pending | 9f09983d-1742-423a-88eb-e39c8724672a | I am terribly sorry, I know that Faßbinder still is called one of the greatest directors in post-war Germany and that most of his films are considered "master-pieces", but when I see "Lili Marleen" today, in 2004, I wonder what everyone is up and away about this movie! The acting is simply terrible - Hanna Schygulla is... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3910 | 0pending | 6f485e52-2cf6-40a9-8944-8e069fe8b720 | Labored comedy has I.R.S. agent Tony Randall investigating eccentric farm family in Maryland who have never paid their taxes; Debbie Reynolds is the tomboy farmer's daughter who puts the squeeze on the not-so-disinterested tax-man. Debbie certainly made her share of inferior theatrical sitcoms during this period--and t... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3911 | 0pending | e1d2916f-bbbd-4107-821e-396ebb815c37 | Well. Astronaut Steve West sits in a plastic space capsule, commenting that "you haven't lived until you've seen the sun through the rings of Saturn", all the while the obvious mid-day sunlight is streaming through the window, when suddenly he has a nose bleed. Next, West is back home in some secret hospital, a melting... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3912 | 0pending | 273cb4a5-1e58-4b24-a36a-1973b723e8a5 | Once upon a time some evil people made a movie about a guy that got shot into space, supposedly to go to Saturn, but really only to some stock footage of solar flares, and then he gets a nose bleed, and before you know it, he's laying in a hospital bandaged head to foot, and then an overweight nurse with an ill-fitting... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3913 | 0pending | b3c7ee17-2585-4ac8-b2fc-bc90b9bad464 | The Incredible Melting Man plays like an extended episode of The Six Million Dollar Man, but with violence and some nudity. I know this film is a bit crummy but I found it impossible not to kind of like it.<br /><br />The acting and script are not the best. But the effects are good for a 30 year old movie with a budget... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3914 | 0pending | 0339e6a3-c0e2-4bb5-bf61-3e2d1712a03a | I was thinking that the main character, the astronaut with the bad case of the runs(in his case, his skin, hair, muscles, etc) could always get more movie work after he'd been reduced to a puddle. All he has to do is get a job as the Blob. The premise of this flick is pretty lame. An astronaut gets exposed to sunspot r... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3915 | 0pending | 0df7ce2f-ed12-4091-b024-badefc9bbe34 | Want to watch a scary horror film? Then steer clear of this one. There's not enough beer in the world to make this film enjoyable.<br /><br />However, there is enough scotch. Single-malt, if you can manage it.<br /><br />If the previous comments weren't enough to keep you from watching this film sober, allow me to assi... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3916 | 0pending | 3a94a3c8-8f29-4ea6-bc84-c13e573e085a | I think that my favorite part of this movie, the one that exemplifies the sheer pointless, stupidity and inanity of the proceedings, comes at the climax of the film. DOCTOR TED NELSON and his unmarried friend the Sheriff have finally cornered the Melting Man on a landing on some stairs in an electrical generating plant... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3917 | 0pending | 024c0a99-940e-4579-bdbf-79d0ae72fdcf | A truly unpleasant film. While Rick Baker's special effects are quite impressive (if stomach-turning), it has no other redeeming features. Like many 70s movies, it leaves you feeling as if you need to take a long shower, and scrub the slime off of yourself. The characters are uniformly unpleasant, and plot makes no sen... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3918 | 0pending | 3083b42b-f99e-46ea-90fd-49338da9c4c3 | I have always wanted to see this because I love cheesy horror movies and with a title like this, I was sure "The Incredible Melting Man" would be a lot of fun.<br /><br />It really wasn't. I mean, the acting was entertainingly bad, the script contained some classic bad lines and the special effects looked like someone ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3919 | 0pending | 1fbe8dca-8857-4e4a-afc2-298175878c2b | I have begun to melt so I will make this review as short and sweet as possible.<br /><br />There's this astronaut, and he goes up in a spacecraft with two other guys, ya know? Except something happens that exposes him to radiation, and then when they come back...well, never mind what happened to the other guys, but our... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3920 | 0pending | 5f5d4c3a-c7b9-4781-aef6-b521f1bb3874 | I managed to grab a viewing of this with the aid of MST3K, and oh boy, even with the riffing this movie was excruciatingly bad. Imagine someone whose competence with a camera could be out done by a monkey.<br /><br />The highlights (what little there were) came from the special effects, which were "OK". The acting for ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3921 | 0pending | 86e30c36-7d4e-49d1-a651-4a79a27e2df3 | Is this a stupid movie? You bet!! I could not find any moment in this film that was creepy or scary. Stupid moments? Plenty. Stupid characters? You bet. Bad effects? Everywhere! Rick Baker may have gone and done bigger and better things, this is not one of them. Oh well people gotta start somewhere. Dr. Ted Nelson is c... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3922 | 0pending | fdd3217d-3391-4811-8326-bf6242a1224a | This movie wasn't just bad - it was terrible. After I watched it, I actually felt the need to TAKE A SHOWER to get the filth off of me. There is running 'gag' with an elderly couple making out, it is not funny, but it is disgusting. The monster make up was cool, but that is all. The continuity errors alone will have yo... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3923 | 0pending | a36020eb-6db4-4e9c-9754-f2e47b4063b9 | Many moons ago when I was seven years old, I can vaguely remember seeing a trailer for this movie. It appealed to my naive sense of curiosity and I decided to ask my parents to take me to this movie. Being the wise adults that they are, they told me "Absolutely not! It's a bunch of trash." Of course, I was very disappo... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3924 | 0pending | fae4fc9d-a63b-4474-9e4c-1f81c11f6d09 | No, just kidding. It was God-awful.<br /><br />I was watching my local Sci-fi station last night, which plays movies, every night, within a monthly theme. This month it's "Space Turkeys, Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bombs". Movies so bad, they should never have been made. This was a good selection.<b... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3925 | 0pending | 733f5c52-c759-4f68-8ddb-5feb63fe6cff | Why do I constantly do this to myself? I mean, really, it's right there in the title - "The Incredible Melting Man". What else would I expect? I have to admit, I'm a sucker for just about anything I come across on the Monster HD channel, but the only redeeming feature of this picture would be that truly grotesque makeu... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3926 | 0pending | 9b2bafc8-388b-4d32-ab21-7bb4298677f2 | A few days ago, I watched a documentary called THE FIFTY WORST MOVIES OF ALL TIME and this is where I first heard of THE INCREDIBLE MELTING MAN. Being a lover of schlocky films, I am making it a point to try to find some of the films from the documentary--not just including THE INCREDIBLE MELTING MAN. In fact, MELTING ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3927 | 0pending | b62caa22-8e51-4092-bfc1-0d54c065b329 | I can watch a good gory film now and then. I've seen some pretty sick stuff. However, this is one of the few films that I found to be grotesque in a way that was just plain repulsive and revolting. I like gore films when they are fun. I like wen they are a lot of creativity behind them. The gore in this film is not cre... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3928 | 0pending | b10fbf0d-1a77-4057-ae3f-3ef5f340b115 | Rebar is an astronaut who goes on the world's first space mission to Saturn, but of course this being a horror movie things turn ugly and he returns to earth as the only survivor. Stricken with some bizarre condition that causes him to slowly melt and lose his mind unless he regularly consumes human flesh, he kills wha... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3929 | 0pending | bdf782d6-c7dd-46bf-9b17-6a354e17ea66 | The plot of " Astronuat returns to Earth as a mutating monster " died out in the 1950s mainly down to the scientific fact that travelling outside the Earth's orbit doesn't humans cause to turn in to mutated monsters , and that the first film to use this plot THE QUATERMASS EXPERIMENT was the only decent sci-fi movie to... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3930 | 0pending | df1a6a25-d8f9-4498-a444-eac0c7a2f680 | I just watched The Incredible Melting Man for the second time, and it was even more boring than when I first watched it. I don't understand why it has become such a 'cult classic' when it is so tediously dull. The opening scene looks promising, when the fat nurse drops the canister of blood and runs for her dear life. ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3931 | 0pending | 8211b898-cb49-4bd9-a360-1e7a1d52f12f | The movie had so much potential, but due to 70's technology constraints and also a weak script killed the main plot of the film. The book version of the film was much better, and well conceived. If it had been done right in the beginning with sources from the book, it could have been a very cool classic. | [] | [] | [] |
train_3932 | 0pending | c0897d95-2430-4f1e-867d-036cfae6f25d | I've seen a lot of stupid plotlines in my time, but this one is among the worst. After catching some disease in space, an astronaut comes back to Earth and starts melting. He then goes on a rampage, killing people (how is beyond me; I just watch them, I can't explain them.) This is the kind of movie that shouldn't have... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3933 | 0pending | 0a173162-578a-4ab7-b04e-3c577a70dab4 | This film was so predictable, that during the entire time you're hoping that the obvious suspect is innocent, and there's some other big twist still coming. However... it doesn't. He just continues to act creepy, and she continues to ignore it. Mary found very incriminating evidence at his place, and she still trusted ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3934 | 0pending | f6ea53fc-ef90-410b-8b59-1b0cc59d2d65 | Alicia Silverstone (pre-"Clueless") plays a modern-day crime-obsessed teenager attempting to solve the brutal slaying of a local girl. Pat Verducci wrote and directed this B-flick, which isn't especially well-made but is however surprisingly serious-minded in regards to its leading character. Silverstone is appealing a... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3935 | 0pending | 112a80f8-62f2-4e94-9f50-9b370ecf142d | The movie never becomes intolerable to watch. And to tell it straight, it has nothing to show either, except maybe part-sexy Alicia Silverstone in a nerdy non-sexy character in revealing quite-sexy dresses. The story is very easy to follow or there's nothing to follow -- you can see in either way. There is no suspense,... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3936 | 0pending | df460a48-ad88-4f31-ba13-21d86b68a101 | I try to be very objective when I view a low budget movie. I also apply a lower weight to independent and low budget productions versus the big budget productions. I expect near flawlessness from big budget productions and their studios. Therefore I apply tougher criteria to the major studio releases. But this movie wa... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3937 | 0pending | f31a7cb8-a56e-4f14-a0da-eab121a46363 | Underneath the dense green glop of computer graphics there gleamed the astounding art and skill of Ichikawa Somegoro. Alas: it got lost in all the goo. The scenes of Old Edo -- with the courtesan, drifting on the Sumida, rehearsing and acting in the Nakamura-za -- were all exciting and engaging, taking you back to an i... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3938 | 0pending | 705dd882-e1c3-470e-bf4f-01d43f245860 | This is the 2nd time I've seen this movie in about 12 years. These remarks come from someone who finds Kane and Ambersons to be amazing, worthy films. But the remainder of Welles career is, unfortunately, squandered on material unworthy of his talent and too flimsy to withstand his filmic embroidering. And when he make... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3939 | 0pending | a2594e3e-cc55-4a6a-8aa9-fd3ce47e48d7 | If you are studying Welles and want to see just how far he fell after Citizen Kane, this film will prove it. The cheap excuse of making the protagonist a self-admitted dummy to explain how he might fall into such a half-baked scheme fails to explain the absurd courtroom theatrics and ridiculous plot twists that eventua... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3940 | 0pending | 7685b13b-ae60-4d29-ad3f-045b7c6b8f1d | Oh-so-familiar comedy story about low-key nice-guy Paul (Jason Lee), who after the night of his bachelor party, wakes up in bed with Becky (Julia Stiles), an attractive blonde he met just the night before. After lying about it to his fiancée Karen (Selma Blair), he's forced to tell more and more lies to cover his track... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3941 | 0pending | 3c3c32a9-179d-4392-94ee-de11e329eaac | I thought this movie had absolutely no moral. I mean, how would you feel if your fiancé left you on your wedding day for your cousin??? I would be heartbroken!! It's classified as a comedy but I didn't find it funny at all. I thought it just mostly found cheap laughs and took them. I normally love Julie Stiles movies, ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3942 | 0pending | 07240fad-51de-44c4-aff7-79bfccf099e2 | This is so incredibly bad. Poor actors. You can tell they're trying really hard to polish a turd, but we all know you can't. The writing is so obvious and facile, it's sad watching them try to sell it. The humor and pacing are so labored, it's hard to believe any of these good actors signed on for this.<br /><br />That... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3943 | 0pending | 6c1bdea2-895a-4496-81be-f8ac8427aac8 | Just a regular Jason lee movie, There were some parts of the movie that were funny. The undertone of the move is to live life on the edge I guess. These are the types of movies that I think 14 year old girls watch at slumber parties. It was an all right movie. It is kind of one of those movies you have on in the back g... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3944 | 0pending | f8b71469-3f0c-4411-b818-0d3841a34e71 | Wow. That's about as much as I can say right now. Who writes this stuff? Who produces this stuff? What self-respecting actor would agree to 'act' in this stuff? Oh my GOD! I don't know how I made it through this movie, but I assume the fact that I had had like 8 cups of coffee that day was the key element in keeping me... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3945 | 0pending | fadc5b8a-b033-4031-8faa-a67f7aa500c9 | I just watched it. A couple of laughs, but nothing to write home about. Jason Lee looked like he was having fun. The (long) DVD gag reel consists almost solely of him having fits of uncontrollable laughter. Selma Blair seemed to be punching a time clock, but then again, her character was supposed to be a stick in the m... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3946 | 0pending | c18ed308-fb7e-4a73-a70d-23daf19d4470 | I'm not a big fan of rom/coms at the best of times. A few have been quite good (check of Dream for an Insomniac), but this one is just more of the same but less.<br /><br />With a running time of 100min, I expect more than 1 laugh every 30mins. The only real belly laugh are when male strangers and friends instinctivly ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3947 | 0pending | a9bde3ea-af42-4c81-8852-ed47fc8d23c5 | I'm not a big fan of rom/coms at the best of times. A few have been quite good (check of Dream for an Insomniac), but this one is just more of the same but less.<br /><br />With a running time of 100min, I expect more than 1 laugh every 30mins. The only real belly laugh are when male strangers and friends instinctively... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3948 | 0pending | cd995cf3-f199-40c6-b14c-e399828ad180 | Jason Lee does his best to bring fun to a silly situation, but the movie just fails to make a connect. <br /><br />Perhaps because Julia Stiles character seems awkward as the conniving and sexy soon to be cousin-in-law. <br /><br />Maybe it is because she and Selma Blair's characters should have been cast the opposite ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3949 | 0pending | 20fe8208-5076-451a-82c7-905257c72d37 | What a terrible, TERRIBLE, film! One of the worst movies I have seen in my life. I usually love movies like this, the whole "A guy meets an eccentric woman who he likes, but he happens to already be involved with someone, who not right for him....". I expected something predictable and I didn't mind. The movies are alw... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3950 | 0pending | dd1eeccd-0616-4c7f-adde-d7eaf0fc1a9e | I had hoped this movie was going to be mildly entertaining, like other sorts of its genre. However, it was lame and I didn't find myself laughing very much. Watch it on HBO, maybe, or if you've got a free rental to waste and you need a movie to pass the time. But I don't recommend paying to see it.<br /><br />The plot ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3951 | 0pending | ca5ca8d1-affb-4e10-8498-8d968c992db6 | "A Guy Thing" tries to capture the feeling of "There's Something About Mary" or "Meet the Parents" but comes off more like it was edited up out of cutting-room rejects of those two films. Thankfully I rented it on a 5-day rental because I couldn't sit and watch more than 20 minutes at a time.<br /><br />The premise is ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3952 | 0pending | a56a8de7-b94c-4fb7-a8e8-b610e027a5a4 | The only redemption was the small part by Larry Miller. It seemed that the movie was trying too hard to be "Something About Mary," but I didn't even like that movie and it still fell short of those standards. The actor who plays Paul was great, but Selma Blair is stuck in the stupidity of her Cruel Intentions character... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3953 | 0pending | 3a00876d-2f69-419b-acae-104284f58f96 | Julia Stiles is a talented young actress, who with guidance from a reputable agent has a lot of potential. Obviously, the person who guided her into this travesty is not someone who cares anything about her career. I sat in the theater surrounded by teenagers who left in droves to find another movie to sneak into wonde... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3954 | 0pending | c26167bd-5460-448c-a1ac-0d139fd68db5 | I think Jason Lee has huge potential, but this was the WRONG vehicle in which to attempt to break out as a star. The plot is awful, the comedy is awful. I laughed twice, I think for relief, because in retrospect, they were fairly lame jokes. I found myself scared for the future of Fletch, and had to console myself that... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3955 | 0pending | c75542f4-db8f-4842-b595-d2b8a1716fe0 | This was one of the most boring movies I've ever seen
I don't really know why
Just your run-of-the-mill stories about guy who is about to get married, and starts to fancy someone else instead. Story has been told a thousand times. Nothing new or innovative about it at all.<br /><br />I don't really know what was wron... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3956 | 0pending | 416c3d18-0b0f-4c29-ae8c-529c89afc00e | I never thought I see a movie worse than "Lisa Picard Is Famous", but this came pretty close. As repeated often throughout the comments, it was predictable; five minutes into the movie you know it will be a stranded at the alter outcome. This movie painfully references/rips off everything from "Something about Mary" to... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3957 | 0pending | 5c19245a-fe95-47c7-99d1-ff4e16d84907 | I saw this film at SXSW with the director in attendance. Quite a few people walked out, and the audience could barely muster even polite applause at the end. Of the 60 or 70 films I've seen at this festival, Frownland is among the worst.<br /><br />At 106 minutes, it is at least 95 minutes too long. You get to watch th... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3958 | 0pending | d66eab61-384a-489f-a6fb-c9fc3536310f | Debbie Reynolds toe-taps, tangos and, yes, tap-dances her way through this ordinary thriller which has a distinctly fabricated '30s atmosphere. Two ladies, brought together when their sons commit a murder, try starting their lives over by running a tap-dance school for tots in Hollywood. Trouble is, one of them is plag... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3959 | 0pending | 49d9cfcb-6810-4008-ba02-edc308f5c7d4 | The film is almost laughable with Debbie Reynolds and Shelley Winters teaming up as the mothers of convicted murderers. With the horrible notoriety after the trial, the two women team up and leave N.Y. for California in order to open and song and dance studio for Shirley Temple-like girls.<br /><br />From the beginning... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3960 | 0pending | e0163dc0-880a-48de-bccc-f49698b65ed8 | There's a lot the matter with Helen and none of it's good. Shelley Winters and Debbie Reynolds play mothers of a pair of Leopold & Loeb like killers who move from the mid-west to Hollywood to escape their past. Reynolds, a starstruck Jean Harlow wannabe, opens a dance studio for children and Winters is her piano player... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3961 | 0pending | e075e471-fdd1-4da4-bc8d-dc224ce95a88 | W. Somerset Maugham's Of Human Bondage is supposed to be a English language classic. If so, much must have been missing from the film version here. Phillip's (Leslie Howard) attraction to Mildred (Bette Davis) is so utterly inexplicable as to make the scenario seem like the post-breakup retelling of a relationship from... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3962 | 0pending | 1cfbcb36-4719-4c72-93e2-a9524f4434b0 | Although Bette Davis did a WONDERFUL job as Mildred, I felt that the film wasn't the best I had seen. At the end of the movie I was left feeling like there was something missing in it.<br /><br />Bette Davis did a perfect job, though, and she made me hate her and pity her all the while. Leslie Howard did very good as t... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3963 | 0pending | 7971488f-4fbd-4858-bb5a-35813fd0896e | First of all, I would just like to say to everyone who has seen this movie, that the actor who played the "Transvestite" Is one of my friends, his name is Robert Dugdale, he's a terrific actor, although it doesn't say much about his filmography, he's been in several plays and musicals. He is currently residing in Terra... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3964 | 0pending | b5f1cba3-ddc4-45a2-a98e-658b330beafe | In the days before gore and sex took over, real horror films were made. Castle of Blood is, in my estimation, one of the finest, although other reviewers have given it mixed ratings. In an odd sort of way it reminds of the more recent The Others, which was in the theaters a couple of years ago.<br /><br />Director Anto... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3965 | 0pending | 69ebba64-e717-4e81-9eac-c176707156b4 | Our teacher showed us this movie in first grade. I haven't seen it since. I just watched the trailer though. Does this look like a first grade movie to you? I don't think so. I was so horrified by this movie, I could barely watch it. It was mainly the scene with Shirley McClain cutting that little girl in half, and the... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3966 | 0pending | 217fe7ed-40de-4903-879a-36cc984caa20 | Roeg has done some great movies, but this a turkey. It has a feel of a play written by an untalented high-school student for his class assignment. The set decoration is appealing in a somewhat surrealistic way, but the actual story is insufferable hokum. | [] | [] | [] |
train_3967 | 0pending | d63c37c5-3e5b-47fb-a40b-871bc9d745bf | I'd heard about this movie a while ago from a friend and she recently got it on DVD. There was a lot of anticipation and excitement as we'd both heard that this was a terrifying film, really scary. How disappointed was I?? VERY!!!! Apart from that one scene (we all know which bit) NOTHING happened!!! I was expecting to... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3968 | 0pending | e61a2a91-276f-4f4f-9dc6-876ad64d0da6 | Today, Bea Arthur died so I was cruising around the IMDb Web site and somehow wound up on a show called "Gloria." "All In The Family" was a brilliant show for its first four or five years and I bet I watched every episode more than once. However, I swear that I did NOT know a show named "Gloria" existed. Maybe, that's ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3969 | 0pending | 719f5bdb-4561-477a-b43b-81bda68a703c | Despite being released on DVD by Blue Underground some five years ago, I have never come across this Italian "sword and sorcery" item on late-night Italian TV and, now that I have seen it for myself, I know exactly why. Not because of its director's typical predilection for extreme gore (of which there is some examples... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3970 | 0pending | 14a03a5d-61ed-4485-9dad-02dd64abb694 | The plot and characters are ridiculous and barely qualify AS "plot" and "character". The biggest problem is the fact that everything is dark, out-of-focus, and blurry. The fact that Fulci filled the whole movie with mist doesn't help. On the other hand, the whole thing is completely bizarre and filled with sex and viol... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3971 | 0pending | 785baafc-aeac-4885-baf6-b15230a673ef | I like Fulci films, i really do and not in some boring ironic way either but i recognise that they appear hopelessly inept and garbled to lots of people.<br /><br />Conquest is where Fulci tries his hand at the epic fantasy genre and doesn't really succeed. Structurally, it's like most Fulci films you've seen. Some stu... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3972 | 0pending | 876bd226-72d4-4907-bb5e-23bf7be00a8d | Ah, Lucio Fulci, rest in peace. This infamous Italian is most<br /><br />famous for "Zombie," and the absolutely unwatchable "The<br /><br />Psychic" and "Manhattan Baby." Well, add this to the unwatchable<br /><br />list.<br /><br />The plot, as it were, concerns a nekkid woman who wears a gold<br /><br />mask and a G... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3973 | 0pending | 08366dcd-a342-4c3a-98c1-8372a6f5b940 | Shlock-merchant Leo Fulci takes a change of pace by making a trashy, barely coherent sword and sorcery fantasy movie instead of his usual trashy, barely coherent horror. <br /><br />A wimpy Orlando Bloom type called Ilias, from some society vaguely resembling Ancient Greece travels across the ocean to caveman territory... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3974 | 0pending | 441625d0-fa05-49be-9c16-f1e845d3707c | Warning: This review contains a spoiler.<br /><br /> Wow. Almost impressively bad. Note I said, "almost". This is nothing more than lots of random scenes strung together in a loose attempt at a story. The protagonists (you CANNOT call them "heroes") shoot innocent bystanders for their food, and also rob same for simila... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3975 | 0pending | fc9f89c2-6aa0-4526-9248-ec92a7bc525f | This was a watershed event in my movie watching life. I went to see this in the theater when it came out. I was completely amazed at just how bad it was. Movies like this make you wonder who put the money up and who owed whom a favor - a very, very large favor. The special effects are absolutely first grade level, as i... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3976 | 0pending | 6a087b87-d851-4eb7-8eb4-f04d0620c878 | I usually talk a bit about the plot in the first part of my review but in this film there's really not much to talk of. Just a mish-mash of other FAR better sword & sorcery epics. Lack of cohesiveness runs rampant as does banality. Even the main villaness refusing to wear clothing other then a loincloth is pretty borin... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3977 | 0pending | 1fb5a9d4-9efb-4222-92ec-db80861addbf | I came at this film with high expectations. I was aware of Greenaway's work and 'The Tempest' and was interested in an adaptation. I first wanted to switch off after ten minutes, but felt that it would be unfair. There was a representation of a storm, but where in your mind do you conceive a small boy peeing over a toy... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3978 | 0pending | 610cdb21-5d19-43d2-acf8-8b4ea3b52fc7 | "Sir" John Gielgud must have become senile to star in a mess of a movie like this one.;<br /><br />This is one of those films, I suppose, that is considered "art," but don't be fooled.....it's garbage. Stick to the "art" you can admire in a frame because the films that are labeled as such are usually unintelligible for... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3979 | 0pending | 66e25c93-530a-4744-8201-3a77088e642f | Every now and again you hear radio djs inviting listeners to nominate movies that the listener can't stand or never watched all the way through. This is the movie that I think of...days later.<br /><br />It's got something to do with a play by Shakespeare. Not sure, but I think I bailed on this movie some 20 odd minute... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3980 | 0pending | b35d6f73-cecb-427d-b23c-947c1139d0a6 | I saw this movie when it was released, and my distaste for it has stuck with me all these years. <br /><br />Here's why: <br /><br />Greenaway's goal seems to be to take every literary image in the Tempest and make it literal. If a character were to say, "my heart takes flight," we'd be shown an actual human heart, wit... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3981 | 0pending | 5ad1cc9b-9381-413a-a265-39d4eb23c0f6 | This film was just painful to watch... not in the good dramatic way that makes you cringe with emotions for well developed characters in dramatic situations (yeah, I pretty much made that last sentence up as I went along), but in just an absolute dull way for OVER two hours. Now, you all may think I'm just some ignoran... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3982 | 0pending | 0d6f644e-f583-482a-9806-7bd2ae3816d8 | This is not the worst film I have seen of Peter Greenaway but it is close. That dishonor goes to the even worse Pillow Book. This director's films of 3 I have seen I find them all to be miserable. Like The Cook...,whatever positive cinematic flourishes he displays, are totally unredeemed by the repugnancy of his materi... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3983 | 0pending | 35f252ab-14e9-4c7e-b213-8cfc66c3d0fd | This seems like one of those movies that we think we should like, but I didn't. It seemed to be trying way too hard to be 'artsy'. All flash, with no content. It has some beautiful scenes, and any one of them are nice to watch, but tack them all together and it becomes an arduous task just to sit through it. I rented t... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3984 | 0pending | 7536b991-850f-4866-a055-b2cc8242b4e4 | I bought a DVD of this film for my girlfriend who shares the same name as the ghost girl in this film, and enjoys movies about the paranormal. The movie was shot entirely on video, so it has the look of a PBS special about it. The special effects are phoney looking, but there are actually some scary moments in the movi... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3985 | 0pending | 68ba3294-c384-4c52-9f66-d36764162ea4 | JESSICA: A GHOST STORY is as the name implies a ghost story. The theme is meant to be horror but comes across closer to comedy!<br /><br />A woman comes who was brutally murdered comes back from the dead. This constitutes what this movie attempts to pass off as a plot. There is really nothing more to it. The movie comp... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3986 | 0pending | 78b0ae34-7379-4ae4-a344-b9bf845addd7 | What do you get when you have bad acting, bad directing, scenes that are excruciatingly long, terrible lighting, painful editing, and awful effects? You get Jessica: A Ghost Story Seems its shot on betacam, which is fine, but the lighting has to compliment this medium. In this case it does not. There are a few CU's whe... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3987 | 0pending | 60009772-b5cd-4e6b-b392-914cf0df7c20 | This subject matter deserves a much better script, and final result, than this movie serves up. The script is full of holes because it was never conceived as a story, but rather a string of nightmare scenarios loosely knitted together. The gaps and loose ends in the story line are numerous. The scene where the kidnap v... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3988 | 0pending | 2d856811-54a2-44ba-a433-055cc6b24bd1 | I'm a horror/gore movie freak and this flick was so bad, I felt embarrassed for not only the "actors", but also the director and the poor sap of a producer who actually put his money up for this schlock.<br /><br />From the title, you'd expect some great carnage, somewhat of a storyline and at LEAST some direction or d... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3989 | 0pending | 6cfb0725-3cf9-45bc-987b-36a8b8fd8d85 | I expect the same excitement as I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE but I was let down by just junk how can you even call this a movie ( its kinda of a mini porno) . It made my sick when the guy was made to eat his own business. There is no story line to it at all it jumps to quickly from each murder. If you like seeing a women naked... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3990 | 0pending | 29642a0a-2220-4303-9f45-3ffa6eb3a435 | NO SPOILERS.<br /><br />I love horror movies, but this has got to be the poorest attempt to make one ever. Calling it "a movie" is also a stretch. This "random-clips-of-obviously-fake-and-tacky-violence-and-an-ugly- woman-trying-to-act-sexy-edited-poorly-together" is not worth watching.<br /><br />Watching this is abou... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3991 | 0pending | 216ea389-604a-4957-8828-4a4b66391b0b | I watch bad movies.<br /><br />This movie is not good enough to be a bad movie. Not an ounce of humor, not an ounce of talent throughout.<br /><br />I am LAZY.<br /><br />Usually, I see a bad movie and curse. This was so bad, I actually made a review to try and save others from the completely boring mess I fell victim ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3992 | 0pending | 13b6e095-b2ca-46f2-9ce2-e077da7c36fb | A young man kills a young woman for no reason. The man's brother is jailed on charges that he was an accomplice, but soon escapes. Upon escaping, the seemingly innocent man kidnaps three victims and soon he ropes his girlfriend in on the plot. If this isn't bad enough, the situation quickly makes a downward spiral.<br ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3993 | 0pending | 9d8dcec0-7206-4dfd-9558-75fa4269896d | Picture the fugly annoying goth kids from college in a scat film, throw in a pinch of story and a whole lot of awful acting, and you are still not even close to how bad this movie is.<br /><br />Shot badly, bad effects, worse acting. Contrived attempt at shocking horror. Everyone I've showed this to gets kinda depresse... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3994 | 0pending | 4a02a8f2-5586-424e-9f6b-f0d8c24e8ca0 | good lord! (and that coming from an atheist), this "movie" is bad !<br /><br />much has already been said by the reviewers before (the ones who rated this piece 3 and below) to which I fully agree, I just like to add a few things: <br /><br />among the three guys who had to eat their own digestive end products, got cho... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3995 | 0pending | 97bcd9e1-0d41-41e1-b3d1-c826966c3010 | With a title like that, it's above and beyond my comprehension how this movie just did NOT appeal to me. Granted, there's a few decently sleazy moments and a little gore, but the way in which the movie was shot and the overall storyline just struck me as an idiotic and lazy attempt at profuse "shock" tactics... The inc... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3996 | 0pending | 827c77c6-ce45-46d5-a637-ce5a78bb1dbc | Am I wrong,or is the 2007 version just a rip-off of the original? I have to ask because the DVD I just bought is one of the worst films I have ever seen.....bad acting,bad editing etc....the only "exploitation " aspect here is how we were ripped off for our money buying this piece of crap. It is nothing more than a lig... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3997 | 0pending | f014df23-3085-405e-b3b7-dad13af41e95 | In director Eric Stanze's 'ISOYC, IPOYG', three men are subjected to torture at the the hands of a woman that they have all sexually abused. The first victim is forced to eat his own crap, before being axed to death. The next bloke ends up with a bullet in the crotch after refusing to have anal sex with the first guy's... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3998 | 0pending | ed5d3b88-a61c-4cc6-828f-655ccfc18645 | ...through the similarly minded antics of Eric Stanze. A not-particularly talented director has helmed a not-particularly good movie, yet I still found myself sitting through it to the closing credits, if for nothing more than to see what happens next.<br /><br />A rapist escapes from prison and calls up his old flame.... | [] | [] | [] |
train_3999 | 0pending | 5ccc7e4d-6ac8-4325-8b7d-e2b5b6e8963f | This movie is extremely boring, it tells a story of a female gas station owner and her life. Nothing exciting ever happens. The director has really "kept it real" and it feels just like a camera following a woman around as she lives her life. I had to watch other films by this director for a class, the others were not ... | [] | [] | [] |
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