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train_5800 | 0pending | 6f242f84-5e6a-4a33-a9d7-2de4c801c9d4 | I enjoy quality crapness, and this ranks up there with some of the finest. the cg is out of this world, or at least pre-dates our world, and the insanity of a 6 foot bloke in a rat outfit chasing after people is laughably bad. I quite enjoyed some of this, but the acting is so goddamn awful, and even the obligatory nud... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5801 | 0pending | bd3b81db-de7c-49b4-ae03-197049dc0353 | Yes, this is one of THOSE movies, so terrible, so insipid, so trite, that you will not be able to stop laughing. I have watched comedies, good comedies, and laughed less than my wife and I laughed at this movie. The other comments give the idea well enough. The characters are so unpleasant you cheer the rats on, the ef... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5802 | 0pending | db0c65f8-9bdb-432c-8df8-9150ae1da4c5 | well after watching this i can say that it ain't the worst movie ever made,, yes folks there is worse than this,, there are some good points to the movie,, you get to watch drunken teenagers, have horrible deaths,, and cute looking rats eating some science experiment, and getting grotesquely huge,, the drunk janitor,, ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5803 | 0pending | 01fbd8f7-8511-44cc-aa8d-747e838e4b74 | This film is easily one of the worst ones I have ever seen. And I don't mean that in a good way. We wanted to see a crappy horror/thriller, so we picked the one that seemed to be the lousiest in the store. For once, the film was everything we'd expected. And more! (or should I say less?)<br /><br />The actors look like... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5804 | 0pending | f8081b09-2074-4d21-b639-0e1daed7a1b5 | Altered Species starts one Friday night in Los Angeles where Dr. Irwin (Guy Vieg) & his laboratory assistant Walter (Allen Lee Haff) are burning the midnight oil as they continue to try & perfect a revolutionary new drug called 'Rejenacyn'. As Walter tips the latest failed attempt down the sink the pipes leak the flore... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5805 | 0pending | dbe0b258-1416-425e-8258-90984552c122 | What a terrible film.<br /><br />It starts well, with the title sequence, but that's about as good as it gets.<br /><br />The movie is something about rats turning into monsters and going on a killing spree. The acting isn't so much poor, but the script is pointless and the film isn't even scary despite the atmospheric... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5806 | 0pending | 9477f962-2f43-4f9d-a1f3-ee3c2092beaa | Spoiler below, but read on or you'll never know the horrible fate that awaits all planing to rent "Rodentz".<br /><br />On a moonlit night, in a remote research laboratory, a major medical breakthrough is about to have deadly results. A chemical compound that was created to "hunt and destroy" deadly cancer cells has le... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5807 | 0pending | cd7525d8-efe8-4a89-86a6-3ba0177eb30c | Well then. I just watched an crap-load of movies--all with varying degrees of quality. I wasn't too sure about which one I wanted to review first. Then it hit me like a sack-a-rats: Rodentz. Warn people about Rodentz. This monstrosity stars nobody and is painfully dull to sit through. And it's about mutant rats killing... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5808 | 0pending | 2493adef-bddf-4306-af9c-11fc81b265eb | Winter Kills is a terrible, incoherent and very disappointing conspiracy comedy-thriller from little-known director William Richert. While watching the film, I honestly felt as if I was the emperor in the classic fable The Emperor's New Clothes. The film made me feel like a fool because I couldn't make head nor tail of... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5809 | 0pending | 7a0f333a-b37c-4dcf-86ae-e52749e9e078 | With an absolutely amazing cast and crew, this might have been a classic. Instead it is a repetitive paraphrasing of all the conspiracy theories extant in 1979 about the JFK assassination grafted, rather pointlessly, on to a vaguely incoherent plot about the murder of fictitious president Kegan in 1960. Many superb cha... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5810 | 0pending | a1021da6-57b6-44d8-b14e-76fef01b186a | i can't say i liked this movie very much.it has some amusing moments,but it doesn't seem able to make up its mind whether it is a comedy or a drama.it doesn't really work as either.it's too light in tone to be a drama,and the amusing moments are few and far between.it also doesn't make a lot of sense.things seem to hap... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5811 | 0pending | 7835324a-a264-4a7e-9e6e-c6707dfed7f1 | From the pen of Richard Condon (The Manchurian Candidate 1962) comes this muddled tale of political intrigue and assassination. The story, told in almost comic book fashion is difficult to swallow. All-star cast considered, this poor effort is not entirely the fault of the cast and crew: the novel was replete with the ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5812 | 0pending | efdc3a50-56dc-41fc-9a01-1a54ebeaef09 | Ah WINTER KILLS , based on the novel by Richard Condon which deals with a conspiracy that killed the president of the United States 20 years ago . I knew Condon also wrote THE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE which dealt with a similar theme and was looking forward to seeing an intelligent thriller<br /><br />WINTER KILLS left me ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5813 | 0pending | 8aa69d5a-3183-453e-a278-55d287d849c9 | I watched the pilot and noticed more than a few similarities between 3 lbs and House, M.D.. Tucci's character is brilliant but socially inept out of choice, similar to Laurie's character House, but without the acerbic wit that Laurie brings to House. Meanwhile, Tucci's 'straight guy', the emphatic doctor Seger, is not ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5814 | 0pending | d92254c6-3cce-4325-96e7-e59be60cabb3 | 3lbs is obviously just a self indulgent programme for Stanley Tucci to be a producer/moody deep doctor. Unlike House he has absolutely no personality and unlike Grey's Anatomy the brain surgery cases are't even interesting. This programme is supposed to be set in a leading centre for Neurlogical cases - yet there's not... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5815 | 0pending | 9d390290-1926-4a43-ab33-0355a71c3f2b | I can appreciate what Barney is trying to achieve, but after sitting through this last night at a college movie house, I couldn't help but think...when is this gonna end? A very long and ponderous two hours and fifteen minutes. I had only seen a part of Cremaster 3 on DVD and thought I knew what to expect. That said, e... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5816 | 0pending | 5d7cb8bd-29be-4bd1-ad53-4c6d1a1f9072 | This film is massively boring and pretentious. There is only one good moment when a sailor shaves Mr Barney's(think the purple dinosaur-less pretense) eyebrow. The music is relentlessly cloying-it is sad that Bjork, someone with so much inner beauty, has been brought down to pretentious falsity in her art. The pomp of ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5817 | 0pending | aa056ca8-d96d-495f-a583-68af1467c4c7 | Drawing Restraint 9. dir: Matthew Barney.<br /><br />How do you know when you're in the middle of a pretentious art film? Is it that there is only 8 lines of dialogue in 140 minutes of film? Is it when Bjork is wearing what looks like a giant furry pita on her head in a pseudo-Asian ritual? Maybe when mammoth turds and... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5818 | 0pending | 3025c2cf-373e-4208-b4c0-d45f0f837fd5 | I watched this movie as a preview of a Matthew Barney art exhibit. It certainly prepared me. I almost skipped the exhibit and, in retrospect, probably should have.<br /><br />Aside from the score being great (Bjork) and the photography rich and colorful, the content was mostly tedious and predictable. Gee, I really nee... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5819 | 0pending | 2e29ecfd-eb49-47c0-b08b-76e2b584013e | I couldn't agree more with another reviewer that mentioned Jodorowsky.<br /><br />Barney seems to be utterly boring and uninspired "content-wise". He can produce eye-candy (and I like candy), but its pretentiousness and fundamental artistic emptiness just diminishes all the joy. <br /><br />I am afraid that many people... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5820 | 0pending | 865b476e-c737-43ca-af94-4a2eb4c1a384 | Don't get the impression from other reviewers that this film stinks cos it's ambivalent about the Japanese whaling industry (which, morally, is no worse than the US meat trade or the Scottish haggis cull), it stinks cos it's pretentious tosh, the sort of up-its-own-behind guff that gets modern art a bad name. That said... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5821 | 0pending | e2fc9bbc-0306-40c1-9a22-d64d1d8cf7c1 | Slow and nice images changed one another, with sometimes annoying music (you know Bjork) in background, for the first 75% of the movie. If you did not have enough sleep, that's a good time. <br /><br />But, in the last 20% of the movie director decides to bring idea of re-birth, re-incarnation or else, through S&M imag... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5822 | 0pending | 545c632c-f876-4867-bc39-a67cb2d1b7fd | This has got to be one of the worst movies I've ever seen! There were people leaving the theatre, others were falling asleep (ok, it was a late night show)... This is a no-sense movie, one of those who can make you never want to see an out of mainstream picture again. I would love to watch the making-off of this movie ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5823 | 0pending | 269605df-1294-40b6-b935-ba186ddefb9b | I thought it would at least be aesthetically beautiful. It was slow, pretentious, and boring. I almost fell asleep. There are some decent songs, but there is this one song at the end which is just some guy yelling out "Yaowwww!" while someone taps randomly on a wooden object. That being said, there are some pretty song... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5824 | 0pending | 084fd5c8-2c04-4640-903e-a2a31770732d | "Drawing Restraint 9" is a kind of movie one either loves or hates; fortunately or not, I left it with a strong feeling of wasted time and of being thoroughly stuffed with "killing whales is bad" propaganda. Aesthetically, the movie could have been pleasing, especially its first half, until it is not clear that every a... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5825 | 0pending | f24ac75e-3c47-47c8-a3dd-d7d82b2c6172 | Renowned cinematographer Freddie Francis (Glory, The Elephant Man) directs this pretty bad horror/drama film. 19th Century England has a different view of how the practice of medicine should be handled than Dr. Thomas Rock, the law stating that only the bodies of hung criminals can be studied and experimented on. But t... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5826 | 0pending | c348b59f-26aa-4150-a3b2-8b2b69cc0c2d | As others have noted, this should have been an excellent Hammer-style film, and it seems to me that that's how most of the actors were instructed to play it... but the screenplay is so leaden, poorly paced, and filled with a lot of dull soliloquies (poor Timothy Dalton is saddled with most of them) that it's all too ov... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5827 | 0pending | 6e0e5d78-7d96-43c5-9a94-e17f40efcda0 | This film is probably the worst film that I have ever seen. I'm studying french at college and thus understood all the dialog, so the language barrier wasn't an issue. I must say it is really hard to empathize with any of the characters depicted in the movie. There is only one professional actor in the cast and I'm gue... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5828 | 0pending | 16932a70-33f2-4fb4-8d3b-2b32b75503c6 | This is a story of a Jewish dysfunctional family. The parents have divorced and mom remains back east in the house. The father, Murray Abromowitz, moves with his children to California, and moves around Beverly Hills so that his children can get the best education possible.<br /><br />Things really become funny when Ma... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5829 | 0pending | 46448033-cc6e-409e-9312-2915f760cc78 | ---what happened to these unlikeable people. Alan Arkin was, as usual, unfunny and just walks through the role. The kids are all a mess. Mariesa Tomei probably wishes this role had never come her way. And what are Carl Reiner and Rita Moreno doing in this really bad, mean movie? If you enjoy watching losers wallow in t... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5830 | 0pending | 9648e449-eed4-4983-8cd1-b0fea8eb9c1e | The most difficult thing about this movie is to say anything positive about it. The characters were stereotypical "white-trash", the movie's "plot" was stunted from the beginning, and the worst feature of this movie was that the nudity was so blatantly from body doubles it was funny. Regretfully, that was the only funn... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5831 | 0pending | bbe79020-02cc-4bec-b492-9d7bfd837a1f | From the critical acclaim, I expected more from this movie and from Tamara Jenkins. The story just meandered along and didn't seem to have a point or a plot. And I find it hard to believe that a 14 year old girl (mature for her age or no) would be so blase about getting the loss of her virginity "over with." Maybe I am... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5832 | 0pending | 3c207ff8-b272-4528-8e7d-f8f13062c68e | I was really looking forward to this movie based on the previews and press it received, but after viewing it I was terribly disappointed. Slums is a totally unfunny film mixed with a Todd Solondz type of disturbing family reality sans Todd's brand of humor. The story drags along and each scene is worse than the last. M... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5833 | 0pending | 8497e411-19bb-473c-a60e-8cc7464898dc | The film did what it set out to do: show how a young girl copes with poverty and grows into her maturity. However, for most of us, this subject has been explored adequately and in most instances with more sophistication than done here. The movie fixated on breasts, which soon became boring and I lost interest. If this ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5834 | 0pending | 34e0e379-8f86-45e8-897e-400b7577377b | Tierney's an authentic tough guy, but this movie misfire from normally competent RKO undercuts his impact at every turn. The script is about as plausible as OJ Simpson at a Ten Cmmandments dinner. Just count the times Tierney's incredible car companions swallow one lame excuse after another for his evasive and violent ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5835 | 0pending | d07dd9c3-483b-4023-8765-12d7fcdf1d50 | "This story is dedicated to women," according to the introduction, "who have been fighting for their rights ever since Adam and Eve started the loose-leaf system." When "Politics" was filmed, the Nineteenth Amendment, guaranteeing women the right to vote, was only a decade old. And, the film deals with the wielding of ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5836 | 0pending | 4e7e111d-a23d-42d7-8203-dcf5cad968c5 | I have not seen this movie in ages but figured I'd comment on it anyway, mostly because the memory of disliking it so intently is burned into my memory cells. The original THE GETAWAY was no prize to begin with but at least had the distinctions of being 1) A Sam Peckinpah movie, 2) Featured Steve McQueen, Ben Johnson, ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5837 | 0pending | 6d59dcd6-b980-4b87-8ce6-9a64cc963738 | SPOILERS THROUGHOUT: <br /><br />The Gettaway is mostly an action movie. And what action there is to!! Shootouts, chases, dumpsters and much much more. It stars Kim Bassenger and Alec Baldwin as the Mc Coy's.<br /><br />This is a remake and I have not seen the original but really didn't care for this one at all althoug... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5838 | 0pending | c21eabfa-7a6f-4aa2-b09a-9caa84cecce0 | I cannot see why filmmakers remade this movie. <br /><br />The 1972 movie with McQueen and McGraw is almost a classic. Steve McQueen was an outstanding actor and Baldwin is only an inadequate actor. He has no passion in his play.Also the action in the original "Getaway" was fantastic. But the remake has no action! It i... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5839 | 0pending | bc42dec9-da89-4458-9ab9-bbf48ef9d652 | Back when Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger were a mercurial, hot-tempered, high-powered Hollywood couple they filmed this (nearly) scene-for-scene remake of the 1972 Steve McQueen-Ali MacGraw action-thriller about a fugitive twosome. It almost worked the first time because McQueen was such a vital presence on the screen--... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5840 | 0pending | fb0bf152-d128-460e-b11b-84cc74250fee | Don't even bother with this movie, it's bad when judged on it's own merits, but when compared to the 1972 original (which IS a classic) it's down right awful. And BTW, somebody commented that the 1972 movie is bad when compared to the book. This is silly, movies should never be judged against the books they are taken f... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5841 | 0pending | fe70021f-c5b1-470b-8d2b-19e35e00b5c0 | Nowhere near the original. It's quite accurate copy bringing nothing new to the story. But the directing is very poor. Basinger is weak - without good directing. Baldwin is simply just a second league compared to McQueen. I watched it just out of curiosity, being a huge fan of Peckinpah's masterpiece, and I got what I ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5842 | 0pending | 624b77f5-c53b-433e-95a6-f7be7103fa0a | Any one who saw the original would have to go out and destroy this dreadful remake. Alex Baldwin trying to imitate the late Steve Mcqueen in a word for word remake just doesn't work. While Baldwin has done some admirable work this is a flop from start to finish. McQueen had charisma, never try to compete with a star. A... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5843 | 0pending | 7f5a682a-13cb-4784-a95f-ba2689c6e066 | What's in here ?! Let me tell you. It's the presence of (Alec Baldwin). He's not a great actor but maybe a nice star with some good movies which this is not one of them. He did nothing here more than anything he did before or after. So not to mention (literally !) the matter of (Steve McQueen) being at the same role in... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5844 | 0pending | 1f2b57a9-e098-4e7c-a845-fcf97727bb3a | POSSIBLY VERY MINOR SPOILERS<br /><br />This movie is billed as the first Russian horror movie. Unfortunately, as far as I am concerned, "The Witch" (its Russian title) will take a place of dishonor in the gallery of horrible Russian movies. It is based on Nikolai Gogol's story "Viy" which is a classic in Russia. "Base... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5845 | 0pending | ca32012c-0e16-441b-b840-216c2a351caf | Nikolai Gogol's story "Viy" has been filmed again and released to home video in the US via Faith Films.<br /><br />The original story concerns a priest who has to watch over the body of a witch with only his faith to protect him. Greatly expanded and set in America, though clearly filmed in Russia (the houses,clothing ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5846 | 0pending | db5f741f-5f42-4e30-8d49-96c33cf36bd9 | Ivan (Valeri Nikolayev) is a bitter, cynical journalist who investigates the unexplained. He travels to this small town where it's said that a witch (Ita Ever) is terrorizing the community.<br /><br />His car stalls and he takes refuge in a small building, and meets a beautiful, mysterious girl. Suddenly she turns into... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5847 | 0pending | 279b2c4a-d616-489a-b9f0-9571aa5ea23b | As a horror-movie fan I try to watch all significant novelties of this genre, especially those which are the products of my native cinema. And I can say that that the "Power of Fear" (or "Vedma" as the Russian title of it) is one of the weakest film among them. Firstly, it can't scary even a little kid, it paces so slo... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5848 | 0pending | d4a9c342-37ef-40bb-8603-deb9f43a71d4 | I rented this film yesterday mostly due to the good-looking art and the summary given on the back of the jacket. After popping it into my DVD player I re-examined the jacket cover and even though I took the cover out of from the plastic viewer, I STILL could not read any of the production detail information about the f... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5849 | 0pending | 46fd46bb-3777-4891-8858-9d4007590907 | This movie is a rather odd mix of musical, romance, drama and crime with a sniff of film-noir to it. It's basically one messy heap of different genres, of which none really works out like it was supposed to.<br /><br />This movie is an attempt by Mickey Rooney to be taken more serious as an actor. He's a former child-s... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5850 | 0pending | 37ff651a-d1c2-4412-82ee-b88f51f1efe0 | I was at first disgusted with director Sun-Woo Jang because I had felt that he cheated me. Jang had the potential to create a strong, deeply emotional film about sex and its effects on people, but instead chose to focus his strength on the pornography element more than the actual human element. I couldn't see the chara... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5851 | 0pending | b3a9aefd-ed45-42ec-a350-6a369fe8c125 | I saw this feature as part of the Asian American Film Festival in New York and was horrified by the graphic, sado-masochistic, child pornography that I witnessed. The story line is hidden beneath way too many graphic sex scenes - and, not one is in the least bit erotic - sick is the more the feeling. The director seeme... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5852 | 0pending | 40c481db-f3d2-4abd-a17a-3f08b4a2c713 | "Lies" tells about an affair between an 18 year old bucktoothed female student and a scrawny 38 year old married man with the pair of protags spending about half the screen time engaged in naked sex and hokey whipping and the other half meandering through the pathetically naive storyline which seems little more than an... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5853 | 0pending | be4e14f7-496f-4408-8ef1-4b32ffa9eab5 | the Germans all stand out in the open and get mowed down with a machine gun. the Good guys never die, unless its for dramatic purposes. the "plot" has so many holes its laughable. (Where did the German soldiers go once they rolled the fuel tank towards the train? Erik Estrada? Please!) And the whole idea, hijacking a t... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5854 | 0pending | 09614ab2-d71d-49ca-9404-d2c7dc4eeba3 | It really was that bad. On a par with the (mercifully!) short-lived "Dirty Dozen" TV series that starred Ben Murphy and was made at around the same time (also on the cheap in Yugoslavia).<br /><br />I was embarrassed for the cast members of this film - and for Telly Savalas in particular. He was waaaaaay too old and fa... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5855 | 0pending | 992cdbda-964e-4bc5-bb16-d66a771e4a62 | Another made for TV piece of junk! This is an insult of a war movie (I use the word movie in it's loosest possible form!) I thought Telly Savalas's career had hit rock bottom when he did the voice over on that visit Birmingham video that's shown on Tarrant on TV on a semi regular basis, but then I'd forgot he was invol... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5856 | 0pending | 2a9e3b5a-5d8e-45a7-85f5-13f474c15876 | As a Native film professor, I can honestly say that this is perhaps one of the worst films with Native content that I have ever viewed. I would rather get a root canal than view this film again. The use of stereotyping, uncreative attempts at utilizing portions of traditional coyote stories and poor camera work were on... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5857 | 0pending | 9318d01f-3c05-47ae-a2a0-6c707f120107 | This movie is ridiculous. Anyone saying the acting is great and the casting is superb have never seen even mediocre cinema. The acting is obviously terrible in the first 5 characters you meet. Lame. I feel like all the other "soaring" comments must have been made by people associated with the filmmakers. I was not very... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5858 | 0pending | 7ec7a8e7-53c6-4b05-82e0-06340a65eb93 | My wife and I really had high hopes for this film, but it was a major disappointment. It was a Native American version of Mr. Magoo. A pathetic father who fails at everything he tries e.g. fishing, hunting, in an obvious way he subjects his family to his wild fantasies. His "visions" are not only ridiculous but in the ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5859 | 0pending | d54bf2cf-6a02-484d-a060-d779daa5ab5c | OK, so Mr. Agrama's company (which is involved in some dubious business with former Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi) produced a horrendous mish-mash by a Mr. Carl Macek.<br /><br />What is this horrendous mish-mash I'm talking about? Well, Macek took three entirely unrelated Japanese sci-fi animated series (namely, Macros... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5860 | 0pending | e5e67036-02c5-4d58-9026-0f571c35e4d9 | As far as HEIST movies go, this one is pretty weak. Continuity is pretty lousy, there isn't enough character continuity to really feel like you understand any of the characters. Peter Falk is great, and he is one of the reasons its worth watching. Falk has some great lines, like "he'll be right back, he goin' buy to so... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5861 | 0pending | 02a0d25d-7738-4ba1-8ec2-332225eb094f | When you look at this now and hear all the language in here, it's amazing this was rated "PG," but that's the 1970s rating system for you. Peter Falk spews out the Lord's name in vain six times in the first ten minutes alone in this movie! Yet, few people consider that offensive, and certainly not the scumbags who make... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5862 | 0pending | dd61d026-1141-4819-b606-343976cc72ab | VAMPYRES <br /><br />Aspect ratio: 1.85:1<br /><br />Sound format: Mono<br /><br />A motorist (Murray Brown) is lured to an isolated country house inhabited by two beautiful young women (Marianne Morris and Anulka) and becomes enmeshed in their free-spirited sexual lifestyle, but his hosts turn out to be vampires with ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5863 | 0pending | 3b2ac2d1-2819-41be-88a5-a6c4e7eb315a | I was not nearly as smitten with this as many other reviewers. Sure, it has a pair of lovely girls playing erotic, lesbian vampires. Marianne Morris and Anulka D. play these two lovely sirens with razor teeth that run up to cars on a road out of the way, hitch to their home(at dusk), and invite their prey...sex-starved... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5864 | 0pending | 213c9431-aa91-45ff-8dd7-60cc270bf0d7 | Ah, the sex-and-gore movie. It's too bad they don't make these anymore (unless you live in Japan). But if they all turned out like this, that is not a bad thing.<br /><br />The movie basically consists of the two lovely vampires picking up "johns" along a country road, taking them home to their castle, having crazy sex... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5865 | 0pending | 5dae3c48-677a-444e-86b9-85b85c9a8f1c | Lesbian vampire film about a couple on holiday who are staying on the grounds of what they think is an empty manor house but is really being used as a pair of lesbian vampires. As the vampires bring in the occasional victim the couple go about their business until the two groups come crashing together.<br /><br />Great... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5866 | 0pending | 4c5cab9d-8d9a-4a60-a5f3-60a7bbc64ef8 | Roman Polanski has made many, many movies that are unexceptional. His fame bewilders me. Nothing stands out as a high point except Chinatown (I haven't seen 'Knife in the Water' or 'Tess'). Any contribution he's made to film concluded more than twenty years ago; his work is just embarrassing, safe and/or dull (The Pian... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5867 | 0pending | 602be411-d912-4c61-8272-92c6032c5a8e | I really wanted to like this movie and watched all the way through thinking it had to get better. Don't get me wrong, it's not the worst flick ever but it never lives up to it's potential. The premise is good, the cast is great (I was especially pumped to witness the return of David Naughton) and, God love 'em, you can... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5868 | 0pending | c272f715-ea33-4a48-aa68-5374da214041 | I saw this movie a few days ago... what the hell was that?<br /><br />I like movies with Brian O'Halloran, they are funny and enjoyable. When I saw a name of this title and genre I thought great, this one could be really good... some parody for slashers or another gore movies... but.. then i read a preview and thought ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5869 | 0pending | aefb036a-9686-4516-a986-49dd514b7c8e | Alright, so I've been dying to see this movie. Stoked about the, "who's who" in horror land that are in the film....well, my friend rented this, brought it over, and we started watching it. It's supposed to be a comedy....I did not smirk even ONCE, until the 40min mark.<br /><br />Does it have to do with the budget? No... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5870 | 0pending | 734a9a9e-7c0e-4a6b-89d8-27549ce5eb6f | It's funny, when you stop and think about it: fright film fans tend to a deep and abiding affection toward those who scare the daylights out of them. THE Texas CHAINSAW MASSACRE may give us nightmares, but who among us (the Faithful) didn't feel a very real twinge of love for Gunnar Hansen in BRUTAL MASSACRE- or for Ke... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5871 | 0pending | a57c606c-b041-48d1-b8c5-e3ed5a15ec17 | bad acting, bad southern accents, inconsistent cinematography, horrible script...<br /><br />I was looking forward to this film at a recent film festival and was so discouraged after seeing it. It contains quote/unquote name talent, but they do not deliver. Of course the basis for this is the uneven and uninteresting s... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5872 | 0pending | 9da2d9f2-3369-4ed0-80d7-3137828f7869 | They're showing this on some off-network. It's well crap. While it is not as bad as the B-movies they show on the Sci-fi network on Saturdays but still a fairly large pile of crap. The acting is passable. The plot and writing are fairly sub-standard and the pacing is entirely too slow. Every minute of the movie feels l... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5873 | 0pending | 932ea9d6-0b2c-487e-be87-d2366d98e9fa | This movie is a modest effort by Spike Lee. He is capable of much more than this movie.Get on the Bus while apparenly anti racist, does nothing but berate whites and degrade the black status quo. The plot of this movie is about a group of black men who travel on a bus to Louis Farrakhan's million man march. The bus has... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5874 | 0pending | 22c1b0e4-5d9b-426a-afd1-0b1bbd7957c3 | Another FINE effort by America's most UNDERrated filmmaker. His knowledge on the subject of racism is STAGGERING, and IMPRESSES me on more than one level. Accusations that Lee is really just a devious little racist, a poisonous dwarf who opportunistically exploits Hollywood's Affirmative Action system to make movies of... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5875 | 0pending | 35ab16d7-b1fa-4167-8a93-6cb04d3bec01 | I just have to add, in case anyone actually reads this and hasn't completely gotten the point yet. These other reviewers aren't joking around, this really IS the worst colour movie you're likely to ever see. When the movie started I couldn't believe something like this actually made it out for the world to see.<br /><b... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5876 | 0pending | 70140ac3-4618-4ece-ac4a-973b22f379e7 | I'll start by apologizing to filmmakers everywhere for using the terms "filmmaker", "film", or "movie" in connection with this, but "criminal" and "crime against humanity" seem a bit harsh.<br /><br />The writing: pathetic.<br /><br />The directing: pathetic.<br /><br />The acting: pathetic.<br /><br />The cinematograp... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5877 | 0pending | 1a7e0443-d8b5-4ffc-9efa-02b102f39dc0 | If I were to create a movie thermometer, this movie would be absolute zero. Out of ten stars, I would rate it as follows:<br /><br />Plot: zero stars Video quality: zero stars Sound Quality: zero stars Acting: zero stars<br /><br />It is as though high school students got together one afternoon with a camera, made up a... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5878 | 0pending | 2cb67e92-7a52-40b0-a252-07e0566047c4 | Elephants Dream was supposed to be the flagship project of the open source community. And while it was a very interesting idea in concept, in reality it has failed miserably.<br /><br />The film is beautifully rendered, which is probably the only redeeming factor. A huge problem with them, however, is the vast overruse... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5879 | 0pending | 342f2d7a-23b9-43dc-b11e-2c4214e261af | Well, I was excited at first to download an animated open source movie, only to be ruined by a demo reel. The animation is excellent, the lip syncing is awful, and you keep watching the movie hoping to understand what's going on, only to realize nothing is going on. You feel no emotion for the characters, only pity for... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5880 | 0pending | 987f7df9-5e24-44aa-bdcf-a47ab1b0717e | As said before, the visual effects are stunning. They're breathtaking. I personally use Blender and graphics like that are not easy AT ALL. But that's all this movie is. Not only is the plot confusing, but the overall conflict is not clear. For example, in the first scene, Proog and Emo are trying to run away from who ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5881 | 0pending | 69ab4ea4-4f59-4ef2-8b1a-3edb381ab1e1 | This was thought to be the flagship work of the open source community, something that would stand up and scream at the worlds media to take notice as we're not stuck in the marketing trap with our options in producing fine work with open source tools. After the basic version download ( die hard fan here on a dial-up mo... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5882 | 0pending | 798bfdde-f61c-4b95-95a9-82b8aed6b409 | Scary Movie 3 (2003) was a bad idea to begin with. The last film was a mediocre effort. Put it next to this load, it's a comedy classic. Whilst part two was filled with a lot of dated humor and cheap shots, at least it was funny. There's nothing funny about forced humor. Jokes, pratfalls and sight gags are supposed to ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5883 | 0pending | 6e26cb30-a0e5-424e-aaa4-0856aeac460a | Scary Movie 3 is such a stinkfest its hard to put it in words. It makes movies like Malibu's Most Wanted look like Oscar material, lets just say that.<br /><br />The original Scary Movie was great fun, one of the better 90s spoof movies, coming from a great team who previously rocked our world with Dont Be A Menace to ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5884 | 0pending | 263bdb3c-7741-4215-b5de-3af1bff215df | <br /><br />"step aside for hollywood veterans?" (the wayan brothers were 'asked') thats what hollyweird demanded and thats what it got. However, like so many of its recent decisions this one was a stupendous mistake.<br /><br />The director is SO out of touch with todays audience, attempting to bring back physical pra... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5885 | 0pending | a25ed4b9-4697-4393-8a29-78ff1a0aa8fb | Scary Movie 3 isn't as funny as its predecessors but its still has its funny moments. It all begins when roving reporter Cindy Campbell sets out to find a hard news story in the middle of television sweeps. She soon uncovers an outrageous onslaught of globe-threatening developments including alien invaders, killer vide... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5886 | 0pending | cff92c61-c3fb-4e82-846b-11dad8d545e6 | Hollywood does it again. Lots of money, no creativity. I'm sure the writers were on something other than oxygen when they wrote this one. Based on the previews, I thought that this would be a funny movie. But if you are not up on the latest stupid pop culture then you'll miss most of the silly humor in this movie. Why ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5887 | 0pending | bf15cd09-2c27-491d-8c31-6f475def8b5f | Well...i was going to wait till this came out on video to see it, and i wish i had, I actually caught scary movie 2 on cable the other day, and it made me yearn for more of the same, what i got was AIRPLANE on CRACK... i mean if you like Airplane or any other Leslie nielsen vehicles, then you'll probably be in heaven, ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5888 | 0pending | e3db591a-69e4-450c-884a-bd594a476360 | Never before have the motives of the producers of a motion picture been more transparent. Let's see: FIRST, they get every willing televangelist to hype this film as the greatest thing since sliced white bread. NEXT, they encourage as many fundamentalist Christians as possible to purchase copies of the film so as to re... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5889 | 0pending | 58b7d1f5-5f10-4d1f-83b8-f46cc52a2887 | Left Behind is an incredible waste of more than 17 million dollars. The acting is weak and uninspiring, the story even weaker. The audience is asked to believe the totally implausible and many times laughable plot line and given nothing in return for their good faith. Not only is the film poorly acted and scripted it i... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5890 | 0pending | 7a37a115-0a14-42bc-b21f-4d6c95730d8a | I've read every book to date in the left behind series, and the movie hardly does any of them justice. Sure, I've seen worse movies, but this was incredibly disappointing. This movie would have made a good MST3K episode. The script was a horrible adaptation of the book, and it felt like the actors were reading their li... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5891 | 0pending | a8053f82-b7e1-4730-80ff-5216b23368bb | I'm not a fan of the Left Behind book series - the books are written at a 6th-grade reading level with a lack of research and understanding of science, technology, and politics. While the books do manage to remain faithful to scripture, their methods of fulfilling prophecy are often ridiculous (an example is their expl... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5892 | 0pending | e892377c-543e-4201-b394-c0c7819e3c8f | I didn't expect much from this film, but oh brother, what a stinker.<br /><br />I found this gem in a giant crate of awful $5 DVD's at Walmart (where else)? As cheap as this disc was, I feel ripped off. The special effects had a high school look to them, the camera work marred by wobbly tripods and sketchy lighting and... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5893 | 0pending | 7fdf505b-e2a2-4c2b-99ef-3d5ebf3e4360 | This movie is maybe one of the most boring movies of 2000 that I have seen! Especially the music fails to create suspense when people suddenly disappear. Also aspects such as martial law are not treated with the necessary seriousness. The story itself has problems: the UN could never take power over the world since the... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5894 | 0pending | f9361859-8d3b-4d35-acce-956112b96276 | What is it with Americans and their hang-up with religious gobbledy-gook? To think this was a best-selling novel is incredible, but to pull it off as a movie you really need good acting and a script that delivers. In this case, all the good actors have gone to heaven and we're left with Kirk Cameron as a CNN-type journ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5895 | 0pending | d0d373b8-7931-4b7b-bc79-8ee56a11878b | If you made the mistake of seeing the movie before reading the book, please don't give up on the series. I bought my first copy of any of the books in May of this year, and already I'm almost finished with book 10. I dare say the movie is a piece of trash that doesn't do the series even a sniff of justice. While "Left ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5896 | 0pending | e3580a16-30e2-4e89-8319-e46527b475ad | Surprisingly enough does movie does have some redeeming quality in it when it moves toward its end. For the other part this movie is being a really bad and lame one, with a small budget, insultingly bad written script and everything that goes with it.<br /><br />It's silly that with all the money going around in the Ch... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5897 | 0pending | 68715fc5-8182-4756-a6f9-c11f62587eca | I didn't agree with any of the theology in the Left Behind series, but nonetheless I found the books gripping and I read 8 of 12 of them. Undeniably good writing and interesting story. However, I didn't have very high expectations for the movie. There was no way mainstream Hollywood would have taken up a Christian seri... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5898 | 0pending | bb939d40-7341-4656-aa15-7576ecac06a6 | This is a classic stinker with a big named cast, mostly seniors who were well past their prime and bedtime in this one.<br /><br />This is quite a depressing film when you think about it. Remain on earth, and you will face illness and eventually your demise.<br /><br />Gwen Verndon showed that she could still dance. To... | [] | [] | [] |
train_5899 | 0pending | 67cb3954-81be-4801-8046-b0ed6ab0e7d9 | The best thing about camp films in general is that you know what to expect. It's like watching a professional wrestling match or a day time soap opera or a Jerry Springer show: you immediately can follow the skimpy plot, identify the cardboard characters, and watch in satisfaction while all the cliches are being fulfil... | [] | [] | [] |
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