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train_7700 | 0pending | 2f156eeb-b42b-45b7-b810-b0f58366c0f8 | This is one of those films that's more interesting to watch from an academic perspective than from an entertainment perspective. I do my ratings based on how much I enjoyed or was entertained by the movie, so I'm giving it a 4. If I were to rate it as an academic film, though, it would get a 10.<br /><br />It is shot i... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7701 | 0pending | 0444061d-a939-4f28-97ad-83caf230ec7e | I should have never watched this movie. The style of filming may be considered artsy to some, but it is considered migraine-inducing to me. I think it may have had an interesting plot, but since I couldn't watch it for long stretches at a time I missed a lot. The flickering pictures and stop motion filming branded my b... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7702 | 0pending | 1f4ca979-0a8b-4eff-bccd-2e658c441369 | I didn't know this was a silent movie with narration. I don't care for silent movies - the corny humor, flickering lighting and film, etc. I'm sure that attributes to the low score I assigned it. It was about chapter 8 before I found any interest in this story and had I had popcorn I may have thrown it at the screen. M... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7703 | 0pending | ecd3d3b4-95e2-4ee4-a58a-ff4687254027 | This is a wonderfully goofy example of a self produced, written and directed vanity project ...while I was working as a crew member John Carradine commented to me (before the burning at the stake sequence): "This is the worst piece of sh*t I've ever worked on ...and I've worked on a lot of pieces of sh*t." Also An inte... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7704 | 0pending | c02a0163-67c1-4cc4-9bc4-9bb013175e8f | Hey HULU.com is playing the Elvira late night horror show on their site and this movie is their under the Name Monsteroid, good fun to watch Elvira comment on this Crappy movie ....Have Fun with bad movies. Anyways this movie really has very little value other than to see how bad the 70's were for horror flicks Bad Eff... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7705 | 0pending | 3ac29387-8a69-4aac-9426-870b7b17a0e6 | Monster is a mind numbingly awful movie about an evil American concrete factory (are there any else in Hollywood?) polluting the waters of the small Colombian town of Chimayo somehow creating a catfish-like beast with a predilection for lamb and loose women. James Mitchum is Bill Travis the man who is sent down to Chim... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7706 | 0pending | caac38eb-7853-407d-b228-52bf63767d03 | Tough guys, sexy women, lots of swearing, and a most unconvincing monster that rises from the depths of a polluted lake. You'd think "Monster" would be fun...but it isn't, really. It does star Tony Eisley and John Carradine, however, and in my book that makes it worth viewing at least once. In an interview with "Fangor... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7707 | 0pending | e834391d-ecd7-4284-a17c-ff04b27eea6c | I could barely keep myself from either nodding off or just turning off this turd, but I decided to stick it out if only for the reasoning that maybe *something* would happen. This is the work of a writer/producer/director/special fx, Kenneth Herts, who wants to make a statement on ecological damage while making a monst... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7708 | 0pending | ad0595f5-4380-44e1-86ac-c56731771819 | "True" story of a late monster that appears when an American industrial plant begins polluting the waters. Amusing, though not really good, monster film has lots of people trying to get the monster and find out whats going on but not in a completely involving way. Give it points for giving us a giant monster that they ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7709 | 0pending | afe1e088-d765-4fcc-a5c4-661203fa7ce8 | This has got to be the cheesiest, stupidest, most retarded monster film of all time. It's a complete joke that this even surfaced into theaters. This is sort of like watching the Loch Ness monster in rural America. This movie deserves to be thrown in a toilet and completely forgotten. John Carradine, shame on you. The ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7710 | 0pending | 2741c7b2-e21f-40e1-ba67-7e059baa2718 | This could be a cute movie for kids My grandson watched it once. he was watching it a second time I was watching some of it with him.<br /><br />When the little bear gets lost on the ice burg and he is in the water he is trying to get to a piece of ice it says "Come back stupid ass fool".<br /><br />I don't want my 3 y... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7711 | 0pending | 2a92d36c-8d6c-4fbb-adc1-00d30d695844 | What a load of rubbish.. I can't even begin to describe how awful this film was. The rating it has here is really hard to believe.<br /><br />Avoid... Particularly if you enjoyed the first ginger snaps. The first one was well written, well directed, well executed.. a brilliant film with a fantastic aesthetic and atmosp... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7712 | 0pending | 9a4fa5cd-1e68-4ed6-8599-a6c558649cf0 | Am not familiar with the trilogy but came upon this film last night on Showtime. The film looked very well done with the set design and the cinematography, but the screenplay was stilted and wooden. The acting was fairly bad- thought the two female leads were serviceable. You never really believed anything the supporti... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7713 | 0pending | 320886ba-4de0-4fcd-9253-a68350da4bbb | For a good half hour or so, I remember myself thinking: "Hey, this could very well be Bill Rebane's best achievement ever!". The opening sequences are atmospheric, there immediately are some scary moments to enjoy and our director even refers to his own notorious stinker "The Giant Spider Invasion" in a playful way. Th... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7714 | 0pending | c8a32037-6445-4e66-977c-71f325c0da72 | This movie had what sounded like a good premise: 9 people facing their fears to win one million dollars. Unfortunately, it did not turn out to be a good movie. There are several scenes that are way too long and really pointless like the dancing scene. A few scenes are just an excuse to point the camera at female body p... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7715 | 0pending | 13415243-80dd-41b8-8dc0-c503b7d7686b | This is one lowly film. It has no real plot. We never are made privy to motivations, other than wealth. The characters are some of the worst actors ever to be put on film. The threat seems to be supernatural, but then it's being controlled by these three older people. Why are they doing what they are doing; in order to... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7716 | 0pending | ca37cfb9-e07b-4ba4-bdfc-d197214843fc | This is one strange hacked together film, you get the feeling that the bond company had to come in on this one, I'm not surprised there's no credits on it, who would want to be associated with this film. The Acting of all involved is terribly stilted and the plot jumps around all over, it all makes very little sense. A... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7717 | 0pending | f123827d-a591-4b92-9bf0-be3d6b9fb243 | This complete mess of a movie was directed by Bill Rebane, the man partly responsible for the truly infamous anti-classic Monster a-Go Go. As I was nearing the end of The Cold I came to the unbelievable conclusion that this film was in fact even worse than that 60's shocker. The story such as it is is about three e... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7718 | 0pending | 3a7e4117-6621-4dbb-9ab1-a2708868e74a | A real head scratcher of a film by Bill Rebane who appeared to be getting worse in his trade throughout the eighties. Three crackpot millionaires invite nine people to a remote hotel to compete in a last person standing contest in which the final contestant will be given $1 million provided he or she makes it that far.... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7719 | 0pending | d1c3efcf-a18b-4b21-9a2a-0f733f24d509 | This God forsaken film is about three dumb millionaires who gather a bunch of people to play a deadly game, and the winner gets a million dollars. First of all, the acting is terrible, and the movie makes absolutely no sense at all. It is not scary in the least bit, it is so stupid that it made me laugh, which is why i... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7720 | 0pending | fbc704db-f323-4ac8-9de2-7da14bb6a8e5 | To anyone not familiar with c.S. Forrester's book this film should be interesting. It is colorful, well acted and depicts high adventure, but to those of us who know the original stories it is appalling. I could hardly sit through it.<br /><br />For some reason screen-writers seem compelled to rewrite the stories they ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7721 | 0pending | b0b6b38d-c786-48da-9355-4e99920c7b95 | <br /><br />As with the other episodes in this made-for-TV series expanding on the many adventures of the sea legend, Horatio Hornblower's super human infallibility ruins all chance for suspense.<br /><br />As little Wesley Crusher ruined many seasons of THE NEXT GENERATION, Horatio Hornblower invincibly saves every si... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7722 | 0pending | 765d7fd8-24e1-47e0-b4f5-49f115303dfb | Strange, almost all reviewers are highly positive about this movie. Is it because it's from 1975 and has Chamberlain and Curtis in it and therefore forgive the by times very bad acting and childish ways of storytelling? <br /><br />Maybe it's because some people get sentimental about this film because they have read th... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7723 | 0pending | 76b831da-9758-420d-bd00-9ddfb8902b8f | What is this ? A low budget sex comedy ? Anyway it describes perfectly the people in Spain. They could come up with a better idea, I mean they do this kind of movies since the 60s.. and people like them ! This is neither a teen comedy nor a family one (you can't let your 12 year old watch 2 guys in bed kissing, he'll n... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7724 | 0pending | 84734a89-87fa-44a4-8030-826b12385297 | My giving this a score of 3 is NOT what I would give the original Soviet version of this film. It seems that American-International (a studio that specialized in ultra-low-budget fare in the 60s) bought this film and utterly destroyed it--slicing a two hour plus film into a 64 minute film! Plus, much of this 64 minutes... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7725 | 0pending | 866a744a-5fa0-4b91-bbdb-8baacdd8a12c | Considering John Doe apparently inspired Kyle XY's creator I was expecting its pilot to be quite interesting. However I probably had too high expectations because I was quite disappointed by it. First they turned the protagonist into a freak who had the crazy idea of showing off his amazing knowledge in front of an aud... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7726 | 0pending | 8f0380e2-5c03-4c9b-9c29-03cc23880b3c | After a series of power-outages on a remote island zoo, genetically engineered sabertooth tigers are on the loose and mauling residents of the island. Man, the sci-fi channel has made some bad "original" movies, but I think this might possibly be their worst so far! This badly written and directed "Jurassic Park" rip-o... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7727 | 0pending | c8de7562-67ef-43a3-bdba-024d54ea8d3d | In the Fiji islands, the greedy and unscrupulous owner of the Valalola Resort Primal Park invites investors and guests for an opening party of his compound composed of hotel and zoo aiming to find partners for his discoveries. When a bunch of college smalltime thieves puts a virus in the security system to participate ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7728 | 0pending | b9bf3b72-aaa5-4c20-8c70-5e2d7fcce3b3 | The film starts with a manager (Nicholas Bell) giving welcome investors (Robert Carradine) to Primal Park . A secret project mutating a primal animal using fossilized DNA, like ¨Jurassik Park¨, and some scientists resurrect one of nature's most fearsome predators, the Sabretooth tiger or Smilodon . Scientific ambition ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7729 | 0pending | c2fea81c-e3d1-444f-865b-f97fd313c536 | this movie had a lot of blood in it when the sabretooth attack it also i loved it when that guy and the women were having some good time and then the sabretooth attacked the women and ate her stomach and took the liver out. that was the best and the 1ton sabretooth walking on its front legs hilarious to make this movie... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7730 | 0pending | ffb88729-2c79-4955-9419-caebf4373b3e | I have a piece of advice for the people who made this movie too, if you're gonna make a movie like this be sure you got the f/x to back it up. Also don't get a bunch of z list actors to play in it. Another thing, just about all of us have seen Jurassic Park, so don't blatantly copy it. All in all this movie sucked, f/x... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7731 | 0pending | a86fac1a-1692-4b34-82b6-cab47f4ba88f | I remember watching ATTACK when it first came out and caught it again recently. The sci fi channel has run worse, but not by much. A shameless ripoff of Jurassic Park, ATTACK substitutes sabertooth cats for dinosaurs. And they are on the loose, devouring as many extras as possible. The CGI is pretty bad, and closeups o... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7732 | 0pending | 5123503a-9685-4c4c-8b71-8e88c9893a7d | Three giant sabretooth tigers(..created in a laboratory from mitochondrial DNA, a "genetic breakthrough" derived from fossil material)are on the rampage accidentally set free through a series of events(such as a computer geek's introduced virus in order to unlock security measures keeping the resort novelty shops close... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7733 | 0pending | 0543a2e6-5164-4d74-87f7-55afd27fdbd9 | Spoilers will be in this. The movie could have been better if they had just had a different script, director, and CGI provider. Not much right? The movie has a man starting his own theme park...err...zoo on a deserted island where people can see dinosaurs...err...Sabretooths and it is called Jurra...oops...Primal Park.... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7734 | 0pending | aad6b525-eb20-44a3-93ca-85ba70d84b48 | Everything about this film is hog wash. Pitiful acting, awful dialog, ugly native girls. this movie sinks into oblivion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The director must have been a weekend bender. Robert C. is totally lost and has not got a clue on what is going on . The college kids are worst. No acting talent at all, very stupid rea... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7735 | 0pending | 8275d620-37f7-4e52-a5b2-6730c8df9684 | The film is about a sabretooth on the lose at a amusement park where teens are on a scavenger hunt. Since there are no rules they break into a building and start getting killed off. The deaths are cheesy and are dumb. But at least it had better effects then sabretooth. I gave it a three because Stacy was in it and I lo... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7736 | 0pending | 9939fb4c-3c23-446e-810d-17fb0e2c111b | First, the CGI in this movie was horrible. I watched it during a marathon of bad movies on the SciFi channel. At the end when the owner of the park gets killed, it's probably one of the worst examples of CGI I have even seen. Even Night of the Living Dead had better animation.<br /><br />That said, the movie had almost... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7737 | 0pending | 0f10d927-5b5a-40e2-86ba-29b5a6e6dfd6 | This movie was the worst movie ever made on the planet, I like BARNEY more than this movie. The graphics suck, half the movie is animated, the deaths suck, and over all, I was ready to SUE the people that made this movie!PLEASE DO NOT WASTE HOURS OF YOUR LIFE WATCHING THIS MOVIE. The only good part was when the movie *... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7738 | 0pending | 4e9edb3b-ad60-4fcb-acab-5f1d74da6b9a | This movie should have NEVER been made. From the poorly done animation, to the beyond bad acting. I am not sure at what point the people behind this movie said "Ok, looks good! Lets do it!" I was in awe of how truly horrid this movie was. At one point, which very may well have been the WORST point, a computer generated... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7739 | 0pending | f9576e2e-826e-452e-982b-fcf281699cd3 | This movie was pretty bad. Sci-fi is usually my favorite channel so I watch all the original movies that play on it. I really don't know if this movie can be called original. Starting a zoo/theme park on a remote island sounds pretty familiar. What was it, oh yeah, Jurassic Park. But this has Sabertooth tigers instead.... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7740 | 0pending | e3e45c77-e44f-4aaa-82e8-999706a8fa3b | Just the fact that the cover is a drawing, like those old B-movies should give you a warning about the quality of this movie. This is, however not a B-movie. It is a D-movie! <br /><br />There are no known actors, and the animals - WOW - it is the worst data-animation ever made during the last two decades. <br /><br />... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7741 | 0pending | dc03da35-c86e-4619-946d-b1fcd26a44e9 | Literally every aspect of this science-fiction low-budget flick falls under the categories that have been classified for its predecessors, contemporaries, and those to follow. Bad special effects, a weak storyline, ridiculous amounts of blood and gore, annoying and pointless characters, all that you can expect. "Attack... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7742 | 0pending | a714cecf-be19-4074-a34f-6465aad6d98b | Where to begin? the special effects should be named special defects, When the director shouted "action" I guess he also indicated to the actors to carry out the worst performance they could think of. Maybe he was annoyed with the producers and wanted to make sure that they would not recover a single cent out of their i... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7743 | 0pending | afe39a3b-16ae-4d02-b957-d77f78d1c593 | Well this movie actually made me feel so strongly that I signed up for an IMDb account just to warn people. It is patently AWFUL!! NOTHING makes sense in this movie. There is way too many subplots for a start. Josh Hartnett's character is an aspiring actor and yoga instructor as well as a cop who seems to be living way... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7744 | 0pending | 22cd32e7-d001-4122-83ea-5de465858591 | This film was one of the worst I've seen in a long while. <br /><br />It's a combination police drama and comedy about two Hollywood detectives, Harrison Ford and Josh Hartnett, investigating a shootout at a hip hop club. <br /><br />The plot is contrived and there are way too many side issues going on. Ford is hustlin... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7745 | 0pending | 64f732b6-be69-47fd-98d0-ef7618b59398 | Lame movie. Completely uninteresting. No chemistry at all between Indiana Jones and the guy from Black Hawk Down. The car chase scene just goes on and on and on ad nauseum. They manage to switch vehicles a few times, but always end up right on the tail of the baddies. The scene where Hartnett grabs the family's car wit... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7746 | 0pending | 9cedd660-f863-4b44-97d0-7ae5e6066838 | Josh Hartnett's dead eyes, the thick writing of it, and Harrison Ford being in a buddy-cop comedy ! Here's 3 reasons to hate it, avoid it, and to utilize 116 minutes of your life better.<br /><br />The buddy-cop movies are fun. However their real golden age was back in the 1980s and the 1990s. Making one that tries to ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7747 | 0pending | f7972bcc-07b6-4bf2-9817-c0ad5ae9dd41 | This film actually manages to be mindless enjoyment for 2/3 of the journey. Sadly, the film ends up being too 'confused.' While I know some of the plot contrivances are standard of 'buddy cop' films I got drawn in to the characters who foil each other brilliantly but in the end the film relies too much on chase sequenc... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7748 | 0pending | 822ef380-c68f-4737-bb10-0964dd6d73b6 | Remember when Harrison Ford was the biggest star in Hollywood because he made great movies? Those days are feeling like a more and more distant memory.<br /><br />While "Hollywood Homicide" is by no means terrible, it is a routine and surprisingly boring buddy cop movie. It's a comedy that's not particularly funny, and... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7749 | 0pending | c500543f-00be-4c79-8626-f5967f119745 | The movie was "OK". Not bad, not good, just OK. If there was anything else in the theater this would be skipped by far. Sadly, Fast and Furious 2 also stunk, but I'd rather see this than FF2. :) If you have a fetish for harrison ford or that other young punk, this will be a "cute" movie for you. Personally, I'd wait fo... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7750 | 0pending | 1056a469-b217-49c3-b3c0-3253637f31be | Who in the world told Harrison Ford that this was a good role for him???<br /><br />And Josh Hartnett...how does a 19 year old who can't fire a gun become a cop? Over used cliches plus zero character development and about 15 pointless music industry cameos equal a surprisingly bad film!!! | [] | [] | [] |
train_7751 | 0pending | 4d8391ce-b0a7-4d4a-a993-ebfc96c24aac | Journey to the Center of the Earth is the story of some tourists of Hawaii, three of them siblings, and one of them a young British nanny babysitting a dog. When the siblings accidentally drive off in their jeep with the basket of dog biscuits, the nanny follows them (it might've just been safer to purchase more) all t... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7752 | 0pending | ce73d9a3-33fc-49a1-b1e5-3f452ab021ba | The funny sound that you may hear when you eyeball this execrable version of Jules Verne's classic "Journey to the Center of the Earth" is Verne spinning in his grave. The only thing about this 80 minute opus that has anything to do with "Journey to the Center of the Earth" is the title. Otherwise, everything else in t... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7753 | 0pending | 9fb90306-a4a0-4ba6-a9e6-3488e45abebc | This film is the worst film I have ever seen. The story line is weak - I couldn't even follow it. The acting is high-schoolish. The sound track is irritating. The attempts at humor are not. The editing is horrible. The credits are even slow - I would be embarrassed to have my name associated with this waste of film. Do... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7754 | 0pending | a3e46b6e-3ba0-4262-8a44-7f4e6a735fa8 | What a disgrace! I was checking this out hoping it would be an undiscovered James Garner gem and what a stinker it turned out to be! The production quality was fine, but the plot was undeniably lame and I can honestly say that I am only a couple hours older and a lot dumber now. The movie really had no redeeming qualit... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7755 | 0pending | b21c4c0a-09da-4c2e-bbf2-d35c424fdb3c | Before writing this review, I went back and reread the reviews of others. This movie was a particular disappointment to me, since it features two of my favorite dancers, Gene Kelly and George Chakiris, boasts a score by the often wonderous Michel LeGrand ("Wuthering Heights," "Ice Station Zebra," "The Thomas Crowne Aff... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7756 | 0pending | 1b568587-49d6-476e-b7a6-d30371c53449 | The comparison is perhaps unfair, but inevitable. Those attracted to the intimacy and depth of Umbrellas will be slightly horrified to discover a cut-and-paste musical in the American style - awkward, stilted dialogue with inexplicable song-and-dance numbers. Gene Kelly's French accent was apparently so poor, that a dr... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7757 | 0pending | 74526db0-acff-4378-9b9e-c8a91c269058 | Despite much style, flash, and glitter, this French musical fails to speak. The tunes are repetitive, predictable, and tedious. The story is uninteresting, as are the many characters. <br /><br />People break into song and dance, without motivation or reason. Most of the cast wears phony looking wigs and hairpieces, an... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7758 | 0pending | 55aca89a-f6be-4f55-a4a0-aa72bdfa2791 | A wonderful television mini-series completely ruined by a 45-year old woman trying desperately to pass herself off as a 16-year old ingenue! No exaggeration - that's the ACTUAL age of the character played by Ali MacGraw when the film opens just prior to the surprise attack at Pearl Harbor. This TV mini-series really is... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7759 | 0pending | 1392620c-6e6f-420c-9e37-8d70a1bfa6c0 | ....this mini does not get better with age. I saw this and it's sequel when originally broadcast, and like so many others was blown away. In early 2002 I borrowed the novels for both WOW and W and R and was even more impressed. I then decided that I had to see both again and invested $200 plus on the DVD sets. I watche... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7760 | 0pending | 4d6b2948-4e88-4543-b86d-8ac77dda38b2 | I am commenting on this miniseries from the perspective of someone who read the novel first. And from that perspective I can honestly say that while enjoyable, I can see why it hasn't been rebroadcast anytime recently. More specifically, this mini has some serious problems, such as:<br /><br />1) It is terribly miscast... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7761 | 0pending | 7b4d78a6-9b0d-4752-b50b-3f7ec16df8cf | *** Warning - this review contains "plot spoilers," though nothing could "spoil" this movie any more than it already is. It really IS that bad. ***<br /><br />Before I begin, I'd like to let everyone know that this definitely is one of those so-incredibly-bad-that-you-fall-over-laughing movies. If you're in a lighthear... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7762 | 0pending | 3db18aa2-8394-4700-9ce7-ed98ebe8d973 | This movie is one of the most unintentionally bad action films ever put to film. Dolph Friggin' Lundren with a Japanese accent is funny enough, but add really corny buddy-buddy action to the mix, an eccentric and over-the-top villain, a clichéd love interest subplot and one of the worst endings of all time, and you've ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7763 | 0pending | 6885a1de-1390-49be-8b13-318e0374ffe9 | Seeing all of the negative reviews for this movie, I figured that it could be yet another comic masterpiece that wasn't quite meant to be. I watched the first two fight scenes, listening to the generic dialogue delivered awfully by Lungren, and all of the other thrown-in Oriental actors, and I found the movie so awful ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7764 | 0pending | 81124e94-3e76-4cbb-9e20-0a8cc1e59643 | Well, I couldn't even enjoyed this movie much for its cult values. It's a B-movie action-flick, by the director of "Commando", that is however far too lame and silly to consider it a good B-movie with enough entertainment value in it.<br /><br />It's an '90's flick but foremost the movie should remind of an '80's actio... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7765 | 0pending | 500c47d4-39da-4053-89fc-e3305101f3a3 | Extremely poor action film starring the ever wooden Dolph Lundgren and Brandon Lee trapped in a sidekick role that never seems to gel. The action is at best average, a bit of nudity chucked in and yes Tia Carrera does use a body double! <br /><br />The set-up is the usual renegade cop forced to break in a new partner o... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7766 | 0pending | cb2d0bb6-c947-4461-9025-1a6d593b65e0 | The fight scenes play like slow-motion Jackie Chan and the attempts at wit are pathetic (worst pun by far: "Guess what? This time I heard you coming"). The stars are a mismatched pair: Brandon Lee, despite the terrible lines he has to say, actually shows traces of charisma and screen charm - things that Dolph Lundgren ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7767 | 0pending | 95837d6f-b758-4340-8952-b14627fdaeef | There aren't enough gay-themed movies and there aren't enough `coming out' movies. Every one is a welcome addition to the genre. Although the production values are high(the movie `looks' good, Matthias Freihof (Philipp) looks REAL good in a pair of jeans) this is a bad one. It is a period piece: gay life under an oppre... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7768 | 0pending | 038cd90f-daf8-4868-a1e4-88de97b10899 | The easiest way to describe this movie is as a satire. The target of the satire is quite vast, from the US Government to corporate America. It is also not a stinging satire, but rather a silly one.<br /><br />Think of this movie as a mix between the Kentucky Fried movie, Airplane and Police Squad series, done with a mu... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7769 | 0pending | b69b4a54-8742-4c4c-8ac3-0cb2f3def429 | In case you're a self-acclaimed connoisseur of cult cinema and/or bad movie-making, there comes a certain point in life preferably sooner than later that you have to watch "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes". It's an inescapable certainty, as this is one of the most notoriously awful cult movies ever made. One tiny but... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7770 | 0pending | 7242325f-98b3-4209-bf1a-eae6c537478c | When I heard the plot for this movie I simply had to see it, I mean whole cities being wiped out by killer tomatoes! Sadly the title is about as funny as it gets.<br /><br />Led by Detective Dick Mason, a special team of military and scientists (including Greg Colburn who never takes his SCUBA outfit off and Lt. Finlet... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7771 | 0pending | 3148ac5a-a890-4979-8241-3dc66948b7b7 | I have only had the luxury of seeing this movie once when I was rather young so much of the movie is blurred in trying to remember it. However, I can say it was not as funny as a movie called killer tomatoes should have been and the most memorable things from this movie are the song and the scene with the elderly coupl... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7772 | 0pending | 0dca26c3-2438-41a1-8652-b484f2e5adc8 | Yes, it can be done. John De Bello and Costa Dillon cleaned out the garbage of their minds and come up with the worst comedic, horror , Sc-Fi musical. If there is any acting, it is terrible or way over the top. Special effects; take your pick...very low budget or kindergarten. Every cheap cliché thought of is used. No ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7773 | 0pending | 5a848c8b-310e-46ed-ad5b-5a1262b232ba | Awlright, damn it, the MooCow will grudgingly admit the truth: I kinda' like this cheap, cheesy 70's parody. The idea that vast hordes of killer tomatoes are destroying the US is a great idea, and in spite of itself, the moovie does provide some decent chuckles, moostly the sight of terrified extras running away from l... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7774 | 0pending | 2837b272-df8b-4b97-883a-ba07378fe4bd | I knew this film was supposed to be so bad it was funny, so I went into it with that expectation. I just found it to be so bad it was murderously boring. The whiny theme song is funny for about 10 seconds, until you realize there is nothing clever about it except its intentionally irritating quality. Seeing things get ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7775 | 0pending | 988db8b4-b5a3-4568-8ea2-bacfa30c1832 | <br /><br />Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes is a "parody" of bad monster movies which ends up being worse than the movies it spoofs. The (very meager) story tells of tomatoes who revolt against those who treat them badly. Basically,they spin and growl (yes,they growl) and the next thing you know the person is covered in ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7776 | 0pending | 5904c887-9efc-4ca4-9232-1916d2e4387f | This movie's heart was in the right place, no matter where its brain was.<br /><br />"Attack" is basically a spoof a la "Airplane!" (two years before the fact - nice going.) of what happens when vegetables, or in this case fruits, attack.<br /><br />Through all manner of film magic (stop motion, papier-mache tomatoes o... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7777 | 0pending | dd8336ce-e402-4ed3-a8df-3235960aeb08 | "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" consists mostly of rambling, poorly assembled footage in search of a movie. The plot makes no sense, and the various characters drop in and out of the picture with no explanation at all. Watching this silly spoof, you get the feeling than so many other comments have captured so accuratel... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7778 | 0pending | c62f8e68-e125-4fd4-b9ee-5bde46c25e1e | Never see this movie.<br /><br />It tries to be a spoof on scifi/thriller films of the 1950s and 1960s but all it succedes at is making you wish really badly that you were watching one of them and not it.<br /><br />It is very lame. A spoof has to have some aspect which has some above par quality to it. This movie does... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7779 | 0pending | 9d635cb0-7d1f-4821-9b6c-f40146a34bb4 | The only aspect of this film that saves it from being my least favorite piece of celluloid trash is a single line uttered by an agent attempting to infiltrate the man-eating tomatoes by dressing in a tomato costume: "Can somebody please pass the ketchup?" I highly urge anyone with a sleeping disorder to use this film a... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7780 | 0pending | 91f2835b-8aca-4fea-b703-7f2c3a0f368c | With a title like "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!", anyone going into this thing would be expecting either a) a bad science fiction movie or b) a comedy making fun of bad science fiction movies. It's supposed to be a mix of both, with a dose of parody splashed in. Unfortunately, it falls flat very soon.<br /><br />You'... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7781 | 0pending | 3d165f4d-dfef-4a97-8f1f-e75ab4525a7c | The same night that I watched this I also watched "Scary Movie 4," making for one messed up double feature. Unfortunately for these killer tomatoes they could not stand up to the laugh riot that is the Scary Movie franchise. While I fought boredom here watching jokes that were silly and stupid, brutally dated and bruta... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7782 | 0pending | 67a3a6a8-eda0-4128-ba00-0626619eada5 | (spoilers)<br /><br />I shoulda figured. The dvd didn't even show the time or how long it was. I thought Wild Cardz was the worst anime movie I'd ever seen. This one is much worse. Makes no sense. Thrown together plot. All so we can see oversized breasts on a figure that doesn't support them. <br /><br />It had to of b... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7783 | 0pending | 0292bb45-2631-44a3-845d-fb351995d857 | Well, there's no real plot to speak of, it's just an excuse to show some scenes of extreme violence and gratuitous sex (which can sometimes be fun, too, but it's not in this case). What else can I say about this...? The action, when happening, is inventive and there's a cool scene where two characters are falling from ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7784 | 0pending | 267d5b45-1a16-4b16-ac77-e12cd29be821 | A famous show master enters the elevator with his girlfriend. Suddenly, she kills him and runs away while an old lady gets a heart attack. The name of the female assassin is Sawa. She is still going to school and works for an vicious criminal, Akai, who is sleeping with her. One day Sawa finds out he killed her parents... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7785 | 0pending | 208c79c4-2094-4d06-8d50-719665445cf8 | I'm a Black man living in a predominantly Black city. That being said, I have some major misgivings about Tyler Perry's work. I realize that some people out there feel the need to praise him, because he's Black and trying to portray a positive image about the culture. But, I honestly do believe that, were Perry White, ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7786 | 0pending | 27bacf1e-b6bc-401e-ae0a-303f4932e7e3 | The original show was so much better. They should have left on a good note. This movie killed the whole idea. It was boring, over-dramatic, and the funny parts were too far in between to make up the slack. This movie really seemed like it was trying way too hard to be serious, and that was definitely not what I was wan... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7787 | 0pending | 0944bc81-b29d-49f3-9ccc-2c76bbdb82bd | I saw the movie last night here at home, but I thought it was too long first of all. Second, the things I saw in the movie were way too out of text to even have in this what I thought was going to be a comedy type movie like the rest before. The things isn't funny in the movie: fiancé hitting his girlfriend, beatings. ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7788 | 0pending | d1d50e66-d472-42e5-89f9-3a540418a46b | I expected a comedy like the "Big Mama" movies. Instead, the movie was a bizarre mix of comedy, drama and a love story.<br /><br />This movie has three plots: The first involves Madea and her taking in a foster child. The second involves a woman who is engaged to a rich man who is abusing her. The third involves a rela... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7789 | 0pending | ddd2b341-cd2e-4adf-afb2-4a2d512dc451 | Can I give this a minus rating? No? Well, let me say that this is the most atrocious film I have ever tried to watch. It was Painful. Boringus Maximus. The plot(?) is well hidden in several sub-levels of nebulosity. I rented this film with a friend and, after about thirty minutes of hoping it would get better, we decid... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7790 | 0pending | ba6cb407-cace-44a8-950c-b7a722fa365e | This mini-series is actually more entertaining than some others with much bigger budgets and grander aspirations. SOTD falls somewhere between "Kung-Fu" and "H R Pufnstuff" on the entertainment spectrum. If it weren't so long (nearly 3 hours) I think that kids would like it quite a bit. It's got adventure, action, "cli... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7791 | 0pending | 99f5a5f2-8c76-4e10-a434-cbeb376683d0 | Yeah, stupidity! I just finish watching and I still have bad taste in my mouth. Too much colors, too much unnecessary "addons" to a story, too much stupid characters (I presume they wanted to achieve comic relief, but I only wanted to cry)... too much of everything. Shame to spoil one of divine stories from "Arabian Ni... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7792 | 0pending | c0afb7f8-7170-42df-8d90-dcba6b70990f | I was in such high hopes of seeing an adaptation of a classic story like the Arabian Nights. Instead i was disappointed in a film that failed to keep my attention from the very beginning, even though i tried watching it twice!! <br /><br />It was a bonus that Caradine was in this movie but it didn't amount to much as t... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7793 | 0pending | 5eee9350-5dc9-469c-bb3c-e9f1f1349770 | Unless you're twelve, this movie really isn't worth it. It's obviously a low-budget film with B actors, and with a genre like fantasy that sometimes requires intense CGI work that's not good. I knew it would be bad when I rented it. I enjoy laughing at bad movies. I didn't know how bad though. It's bearable, until afte... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7794 | 0pending | 36f61801-059c-43be-b519-4032f4fc55dc | Is there anything that happens in this movie that is NOT predictable? I think not. Basically the movie is cliché after cliché and really nothing ever comes as a surprise. It makes the movie extremely predictable and because of that the movie is also seriously lacking in tension. So for a thriller it is not tense and un... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7795 | 0pending | faa59254-4f45-4ceb-a6ed-cbfa360c3c2d | There are a couple of prior comments here which opine about this flick's abundance of clichés throughout -- and I agree completely, both with regard to the characters AND the dialog.<br /><br />I'd read about Elizabeth Berkly's awful performance in the equally-awful "Showgirls," which I've never seen - and her performa... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7796 | 0pending | fa10d62b-7652-4b57-9265-64f34e4cfead | Student Seduction finds Saved By The Bell Alumni Elizabeth Berkley on the other side of the desk and attracting the attention of young and hunky Corey Sevier. Speaking for myself I can truthfully say that no teachers save one ever did anything for me hormonally back when I was a student. That was a Ms. Diaz who was a m... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7797 | 0pending | d2ee0be6-a606-43eb-8120-0bc1eca9fda4 | Anyone giving this movie a good review obviously must have had something to do with its creation. This movie is a painful suckfest. The acting is stiff, the stock generic soundtrack is laughable, the direction is bland and strangest of all, the teacher really isn't all that attractive (making the student's blatant adva... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7798 | 0pending | 912638cf-43aa-4848-bdbe-d9371f00ded7 | If you like films that are totally bizarre, then this one is for you! Abdullah is one mean mother, with a passion for strangling people and eating ham. You should check this film out, just for a laugh. It is a low budget sci-fi, musical, comedy, cannibalistic, classic. If you get bored of the film half way through you ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7799 | 0pending | ceb04543-93c3-49a0-a87a-5ecdfccd1934 | Terrible film made on a budget of about $9.99. Very obvious miniature sets used, poor acting and an awful storyline concerning aliens who use discarded meat from a butcher shop as fuel for their spaceship. The film contains some blood (not enough to disturb) and a character with an eggbeater replacing one of his hands.... | [] | [] | [] |
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