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train_2900 | 0pending | 7b7695b1-d84c-40ea-9cf3-2113a3c9da70 | It's made in 2007 and the CG is bad for a movie made in 1998. At one part in the movie there is a stop motion shot of a dinosaur that actually looks good, but this just makes the extremely amateur work on the CG stuff look even worse.<br /><br />The writing, acting, directing and everything else in this movie is just t... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2901 | 0pending | 89893665-3aeb-4e41-92cc-87c420510445 | This has to be one of the worst movies of all time. The graphics were horrendous, the acting was b-movie and the effects were just plain Nintendo 64 qualified. You would think that they would put a little more effort into it. Of course, it is a Scifi channel movie so you have to expect it to be low rate, but this one t... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2902 | 0pending | 10b839fa-7e76-44ed-8e69-b0b89ac4cf7d | I've seen plenty of Sci-Fi Channel Original movies ever since I started watching them back in 2002 (My first one was Sabretooth - which actually is one of the more entertaining Sci-Fi Channel features in my opinion). Their quality varies. Some of them are average but decent (Sabretooth, Dragon Fighter, Never Cry Werewo... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2903 | 0pending | 999bbc03-9f86-4267-a5fa-8ecd56a0570d | So I rented this from Netflix because somebody gave me Roger Ebert's book "I hated, hated, hated this movie" and he gave this one a rare zero-star rating in the book and said at the end of his original review "Mad Dog Time should be cut up to provide free ukulele picks for the poor". So I figured from Ebert saying that... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2904 | 0pending | 2e5cf6c3-4d2a-4dd4-8feb-ab63ec1eb1f1 | "Mad Dog Time"..."Trigger Happy" whatever you wanna call it...simply doesn't hit the mark. Maybe its just me, maybe i just don't like Gangster comedies ( as i thought Oscar , Johney Dangerously and Mafia also sucked ) It's probably more "witty sharp wordplay" than all out Comedy, only its not as witty and sharp as it (... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2905 | 0pending | 661cf75d-5cfc-4b3d-9720-60eb82459aa1 | Dreyfuss plays a mob boss who lost his mind, but now he's "fixed." Lane is his girl who's been messing around with his Number One (Goldblum), who's supposed to have something going with Lane's sister (Barkin).<br /><br />With what anyone could consider an all-star supporting cast (Burt Reynolds, Gabriel Byrne, Kyle Mac... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2906 | 0pending | b6bd9afa-e81c-4e1c-9b94-f1b4a26f116a | Vic (Richard Dreyfuss) is a mob boss, leaving a mental institution, back to his world of gangsters. How can a director have a cast with Richard Dreyfuss, Ellen Barkin, Jeff Goldblum, Diane Lane (very gorgeous), Gabriel Byrne, Gregory Hines, Kyle MacLachlan, Burt Reynolds, Billy Idol and a make such a waste of time? Thi... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2907 | 0pending | f1324c2f-117d-43f9-91f3-b5ffc3099a2e | This is is a thoroughly unpleasant, if slickly made, movie. I tried it because it stars Richard Dreyfus and Jeff Goldblum, two good actors, and because the plot line - a mob boss is about to be released from a mental institution - sounded promising. The movie is billed as a comedy, sorta. What we have is an endless ser... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2908 | 0pending | 81e815b8-3d2b-4fbd-9605-068edf131956 | There are often badly-matched couples (in the general sense of the term) -in Huston's movies :"African Queen" "Heaven knows Mister Allison" "roots of Heaven" "Misfits" ..."The Barbarian and the geisha" (check the title) is another good example,so to speak.It seems that Japanese stuff was trendy at the time as such work... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2909 | 0pending | 0712fb4b-40c5-4040-b504-9b471214811d | If I had realized John Wayne was in this movie, I would not have watched it. It's demeaning to the Japanese, unfortunate for Hollywood and embarrassing to any thinking person. But then, most John Wayne movies are like that. Hollywood in the fifties still believed that everybody in the world loved Americans when the tru... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2910 | 0pending | e86a88ad-7006-47e0-9b30-cf28d23144dc | A comparison between this movie and 'The Last Detail' is made by some, but 'Chasers' is flatter than a stretch of Interstate highway in west Texas. And like the scenery in the desert, there's nothing much to distinguish it, not even the fact that a female prisoner is being transported by two navy escorts this time arou... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2911 | 0pending | 545fa245-f8e8-45aa-bab1-9530636482ac | ... so I thought I'd throw in a few words about William McNamara. Not a bad way to spend a couple of hours if you want to see him in his tighty-whities -- it's obvious he pumped up for this role and he looks pretty darn good in them -- or less. There's an extended sequence in a cave where he has to strip down to his un... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2912 | 0pending | b9afbe9d-6cbe-40e4-a7cc-6c70bcbbb74d | This is simply the worst movie I've ever seen. Neither of the three central characters has any charm, and Erika's good looks aren't enough to carry the film. The lamest plot I've ever had inflicted upon me. Also the most unconvincing military comedy ever. Why did they bother? | [] | [] | [] |
train_2913 | 0pending | 3b2ef4d9-b4ed-4d54-b445-7809c81c6978 | What a dreadful film this is. The only reason you would want to sit through this mess is the pleasurable sight of Miss Eleniak. The painful overacting of Mr McNamara, which became embarrassing at times, ruined what might have been a reasonable film if the correct actors had been cast. Mr McNamara is no Tom Cruise, the ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2914 | 0pending | 15768b06-082c-4430-9060-a7105e21dd74 | This movie down-shifts from 4th into 1st without bothering with 3rd or 2nd, grinding gears all the way to the sappy, b-movie finish-line. The con at the beginning is easily the best and cleverest part of the movie. That is worth seeing. The scene with Harlow in the bathtub occurs so fast, you may miss it. Definitely no... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2915 | 0pending | fda04a76-3938-4a2c-970a-1f46dbea05c0 | This is one of the very worst films Clark Gable made. Only PARNELL was obviously worse. It is just so painfully clichéd and the dialog is so lousy that it is something neither Gable nor Jean Harlow should have been proud of making.<br /><br />Gable is a heel whose illegal activities result in his girl going' to the sla... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2916 | 0pending | da2e8dbb-1b81-4c3e-94d7-3d065599b207 | Oh yes, Sakura Killers is a goofy, horrible ninja movie, make no mistake. But it's also an incredibly enjoyable one. This is largely thanks to the awesome presence of one Chuck Connors, who is billed as starring in the movie but really only shines in a few scenes. I suppose he's supposed to be sort of an Obi Wan Kenobi... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2917 | 0pending | d9a9172d-d254-4965-8c5a-fdaf7d5d9d93 | I'm in awe! Wow, prepare to be blown away by the uncanny ways of the ninja. Watch them as they pounce, crawl along the ground (on their backs or stomachs) like a caterpillar, fly through the sky, climb buildings, hide and spring from trees, throw about ninja stars, role out blue welcome mats, disappear in smoke bombs, ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2918 | 0pending | 286756db-f02a-468f-96da-fb27b1734e8c | SAKURA KILLERS (1+ outta 5 stars) Maybe in 1987 this movie might have seemed cool... if you had never ever seen a *good* ninja movie. Cheesy '80s music... cheesy dialogue... cheesy acting... and way-beyond-cheesy martial arts sequences. The coolest scene is at the beginning... with an aged Chuck Connors playing golf on... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2919 | 0pending | 09dfa743-4fcd-43a9-8ed1-f5f68ccec3ed | Two old buddies are sent to Japan to get back results of a genetic research containing videotape, which is stolen by the black suited ninjas at the beginning of the movie. First they just have to learn some ninja skill, because "only ninja can beat the ninja."<br /><br />Sakura killers tries hard to be enjoyable ninja-... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2920 | 0pending | 140da76b-8f05-41bf-9746-4bfa81a805fd | This movie's one of my favorites. It's not really any good, but it's great to laugh at. The dialogue can become incredibly ludicrous and poorly acted (eg, "Manji, can we ask you a few questions?" "Sure." "We think you can help us with the answers.") Any fighting is more or less surrealistic. Make sure to watch for Broc... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2921 | 0pending | 06ed8167-41b5-478b-86df-cabf168268d2 | Skip Mission: Galactica and watch the original Living Legend episodes instead. The network took parts 1 & 2 of Living Legend and jammed them into one plot with the awful Fire In Space episode. Although Galactica suffered from network-controlled writing and a lack of time to prepare for a proper production, Living Legen... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2922 | 0pending | 08c80131-3569-49d4-9811-bb4c31f65c63 | The Derek's have over the 1980s produced a few decent bids to acquire the title "worst movie of all time", and this is probably their prime achievement in these stakes. In fact, this film can be regarded as belonging to the "so bad, it's good" category, right up there with the products of the likes of Edward Wood Jr. o... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2923 | 0pending | a2350f35-c5f9-4684-b6d4-9036c716b620 | I saw this obvious schlock fest on a video store shelf. And before i got my first VCR I figured I'd christen it with this little gem and it's bad film-making at it's finest!<br /><br />The dialog is inadvertently hilarious. And it contains a cameo with Donald Trump. Anthony Quinn is in it inexplicably. And much like Ch... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2924 | 0pending | 6ebcfb1a-4908-48bd-8e30-fe1a049b4d2a | The Dereks did seem to struggle to find rolls for Bo after "10".<br /><br />I used to work for a marine park in the Florida Keys. One day, the script for "Ghosts Can't Do It" was circulating among the trainers in the "fish house" where food was prepared for the dolphins. There was one scene where a -dolphin- supposedly... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2925 | 0pending | 753c3cae-7021-47c4-a9dc-e3c3f909c451 | I've now watched all four Bo Derek vehicles directed by her husband, John; all are quite terrible, of course, but this is certainly the pits. Featuring the usual flimsy plot, bad scripting by the director, naturally and acting, not to mention gratuitous nudity by the star, it deals with her losing much older husban... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2926 | 0pending | f734c1a4-c4d4-41d9-ae48-31bd9ed586b2 | With a Bo Derek movie, the audience get just what they expect. A paper thin plot and a few shots of Mrs. Derek in no clothes. 'Ghosts can't do it' is just that. The first fifteen minutes is ordinary TV drama, as long as Scott [Anthony Quinn] is still alive. He is a very good actor with long experience in a lot of diffe... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2927 | 0pending | 87ae6360-ab57-4e99-8150-5281960d297a | Michael Caine has always claimed that Ashanti was "the only film (he) did purely for the money" as well as "the worst film he ever starred in". Hold on, Michael, weren't you in The Swarm and Hurry Sundown? And weren't both of those films a good deal worse than Ashanti? Perhaps Caine remembers only too begrudgingly the ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2928 | 0pending | ac3b5ee5-8162-4c10-98df-af9cab234858 | I saw this recently with my wife and discovered it's better than Caine believes, although it's not much cop. Britain's greatest ever screen actor does not seem too interested in this role, which is a pity as he might have elevated it with more conviction in his playing. Rex Harrison seems even less bothered, perhaps un... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2929 | 0pending | b5491d81-b31b-4e4f-85e4-922715f75ce8 | If Ashanti had been a serious attempt at a film about the institution of slavery, still prevalent in third world countries the film might have been better received. Instead it turns into a star studded disaster of a movie where the stars came in, said their lines, and picked up their paychecks without much conviction.<... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2930 | 0pending | 99c70b2b-8f72-4845-8a02-46c7bc28de8b | The worst, and chock full of people who really ought to know better, (the cast have six Oscars between them). It's set in 'contemporary' Africa, (it was made in 1979), and is about the slave trade. It's appallingly scripted and acted, (Michael Caine, Peter Ustinov and William Holden reach a career low in this one), and... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2931 | 0pending | 535bc178-a43a-46e9-a7c8-70b81e668943 | There seem to have been any number of films like this released during the 70's. And the fact that I cannot recollect the title to a single one of them off-hand is a measure of their impact. These are what novelists would call 'pot-boilers'. They are scarcely more than a vehicle for keeping movie-stars in the public eye... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2932 | 0pending | 5c0bfb1f-47ec-4463-89b9-04f62225b64d | The story at the outset is interesting: slavery in the (late) 20th century from west Africa to the Arab Middle East. The problem with it is that it intentionally castigates two of director Richard Fleisher's favorite enemies: Arabs and Germans. To make us believe that very Arab-looking men would be free to roam around ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2933 | 0pending | 9162b390-f19f-42a4-925d-21b5c3fac6d0 | I hope the viewer who regards 'Dream Machine' as one of Corey Haim's finest and the "best movies of the century" was kidding. Undetected sarcasm on my part? I sincerely hope so.<br /><br />'The Dream Machine' marks the first of a long line of mediocre capers that would plague the rest of Corey Haim's career (except 'Pr... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2934 | 0pending | 06edda3b-1ba4-4624-ad7e-848f5467cce7 | This week, I just thought it would be fun to catch up with Corey Haim, with just having seen the two "Lost Boys" films last week and all. Not that I'm a fan-boy - not by far - but I did like those two Coreys in some films back in my early teen days.<br /><br />So, I prepared myself for three films starring him. Unfortu... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2935 | 0pending | f2cfb855-eb9e-41bd-bf4e-54df68be3071 | I'm a big Porsche fan, and the car was the best star in this film.<br /><br />Haim, the now dried up drug abusing child star of the 80's is bland as per usual, and commenting on back up from minor characters/actors would be pointless; needless to say they were all very average. It's a cool movie as a trip down memory l... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2936 | 0pending | 8b4de963-5891-4ddd-9530-592824c94c02 | Well, TiVo recorded this because of Angelina Jolie. It had 2.5 stars. It seemed promising. It went downhill fast.<br /><br />There is much overacting, even from Angelina. She's about 20 and playing a 16 year old. There are three characters that are supposed to be Italian. Everyone else is Italian- American. The native ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2937 | 0pending | c8b319be-e895-4caf-a042-935007e3e6c3 | OMG this is one of the worst films iv ever seen and iv seen a lot I'm a Film student. I don't understand why Angelina Jolie would be in this movie? Did she need the money that badly? I love AJ and have seen almost everything shes ever been in so i watched this 2 tick another one off. It was SOO bad! not even good bad, ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2938 | 0pending | c761f916-4c61-4210-9cc9-19356168f5e1 | I only saw this movie once, and that was enough for me. The movie has very little if any plot and seems to be nothing but continuous scenes of psycho-sadistic violence and very little of anything else. I wanted to see this movie because it starred Zoe Trilling of the second "Night of The Demons;" and I wanted to see he... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2939 | 0pending | e2688363-2128-461e-b0b5-12190a6a2d3d | I don't know much about Tobe Hooper, or why he gets his name in the title, but maybe he shouldn't have bothered. As another commenter mentioned, there isn't really enough horror or erotica to bring in fans of either genre. The plot is incoherent, the Sade sequences are gratuitous, and most of the acting is so-so. Englu... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2940 | 0pending | 52866fea-d6f4-46fe-940c-d2a4eef0b287 | The Marquis De Sade, Egypt, ancient Gnostic cults, Robert Englund in a dual role, gratuitous sex and nudity, murder and mayhem... on paper Tobe Hopper's Night Terrors sounds like it should be at least a fun, entertaining flick given the ingredients. It's not. It is a plot less, incoherent shambles that brings little en... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2941 | 0pending | 0ff0d7ca-8436-49f2-8156-51ca9e03df69 | Genie (Zoe Trilling) arrives in Egypt to visit her hypocritical, bible-quoting archeologist father (William Finley) and attracts the attention of a group of cultists led by a descendant of the Marquis de Sade (Robert Englund). Englund also plays de Sade in flashbacks, ranting in his cell. Genie is led astray by Mohamme... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2942 | 0pending | f34bdabf-275a-441c-a4af-0c9f6e36645c | Tobe Hooper is quite possibly the biggest fluke the horror genre has to offer. Like any other horror fan, I loved the Texas Chainsaw, but I think that in order to put your name in front on a movie title, you should have at least more than one hit movie. I can't really think of any other movie Hooper has done (on his ow... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2943 | 0pending | b9cb25dd-14bb-4bf1-bbe3-776db85dddc3 | This is one of those movies you see in the video store that you just HAVE to get because it just looks so horribly bad. And indeed, we couldn't take most of it. There was a lot of fast-forwarding going on.<br /><br />But then we came across a scene where Robert Englund seduces the female protagonist (her name somehow s... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2944 | 0pending | 7ed83397-697f-4d69-af0e-f19cc11ef909 | I found the characters mediocre and the story uninteresting. I never had to read this book (thankfully), or it would have been a painful experience. I got the tickets to the preview for free but it still wasn't worth my time, or my friend's. I think this story is not worth telling. It's like saying that old people have... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2945 | 0pending | 0612c156-1d54-42a0-b370-8cb239866943 | Oh, dear lord.... They've turned what was a fairly thought provoking movie into a swaggering testosterone fest.<br /><br />The original 1971 version of this movie was beautifully vague about our hero Kowalski. He was a man trying to drive from Denver to San Fransisco to win a bet. Why was he willing to risk his life fo... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2946 | 0pending | 85325966-b113-425b-984c-970fc2dd0d8b | Yuck! And again I say...YUCK! The original version of this movie was a well directed story of a man who was already dead and driving through purgatory. The original movie had a lot to say and didn't go out of its way to say it. And, it had a naked chick on a motorcycle.<br /><br />This version strikes me as something t... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2947 | 0pending | 85fa7b0c-6a1c-4264-9f7d-a9b2f5d98cea | Movies like these are to the originals what Album Oriented Rock stations are to what music used to be like - repetitive, boring, and drained of all the original energy by a committee of corporate drones. I AM glad that Aragorn wasn't typecast as an expectant psycho by this P.O.S. Go back and watch the 1971 version, cou... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2948 | 0pending | 2b5ecf7c-0a38-4a52-ba07-cb952037d01f | This is just plain bad. Sometimes remakes, even if they stray from the original, are good on their own. They can bring another viewpoint and achieve a certain interpretation that makes them unique and enjoyable. This was as poorly thought out and carried out as can be. This wasn't any good even standing on it's own. Vi... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2949 | 0pending | 84891c64-7573-4b73-857f-871da807a229 | This is a terrible remake of a marginal, but well liked, movie from the early 70's. I have seen the original at least 6 times. The 1997 version is a 20 minute movie 'crammed' into 2 hours or whatever the runtime is. Cheesy storyline, which by the way, is completely different than the original. The major government invo... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2950 | 0pending | 3aa2cb68-d9dc-4723-a6a7-0c36109067e0 | This movie represents the times it was made in as much as the original, i suppose. Which is really sad, because at a deeper level, the title 'Vanishing Point' the original, is so ironic. I'm sure it wasn't intended that way, but the original was filmed in 1970, and released in 1971. The REAL 'VANISHING POINT' was the e... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2951 | 0pending | 5e820050-f731-41b2-807c-f3f7c731c996 | The original "Vanishing Point" was a great flick. Subtle motives, characters that seemed real and spontaneous.The remake was terrible. Preachy, overtly obvious; it missed the point as to why the original was a classic. The black Charger was cool, but even that couldn't rescue this flick. Why stick with a white Challeng... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2952 | 0pending | 22878df6-b902-4052-acce-5727e7e45d7e | Pictures that usually glorify a hero have meaning. As an example, Bonnie and Clyde glorified the dynamic bank robbers and you actually felt sympathy for them despite their evil deeds. Why? They were two people caught up in the depression when people were desperate to survive.<br /><br />This film has absolutely no subs... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2953 | 0pending | 0891a3d9-06b1-4154-9e92-caa942ed07d5 | Some might say something like "Baby Geniuses" with its giant robot infants or "Dumbo" with its psychedelic drug-addled nightmare sequence would win the award for the most disturbing movie ever made for children. You might say that too, but you'd be wrong. Lo and behold, for I bring to you: Santa Claus, the most helples... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2954 | 0pending | cf4ed50c-eb1f-41c2-88e5-fe25ac989f2f | This film is awful. Give me the dentist anytime! Can you believe that one of the main TV stations here in Arabia had this as their Christmas film! I can only assume they expected to entertain the crowds with Dudley Moore rather than this. The last time I looked at my hot water bottle it had more acting, better plot, mo... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2955 | 0pending | 10945875-ec78-4b6c-8ccf-d18fb4104b25 | This has to be creepiest, most twisted holiday film that I've ever clapped eyes on, and that's saying something. I know that the Mexican people have some odd ideas about religion, mixing up ancient Aztec beliefs with traditional Christian theology. But their Day of the Dead isn't half as scary as their take on Santa Cl... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2956 | 0pending | 397956d8-b2a5-4579-8bd0-12b6c11f838d | All right I recently got a chance to rent this and watch Santa Claus conquers the martains. Although the children were much more sadistic in SCCTM, I would have to say that Santa Claus was a much worse movie. As a spanish assignment in Spanish 5 we all had to watch it. I'll tell you, usually when we watch a movie we ar... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2957 | 0pending | fac05410-e2ea-4c0a-8bfc-e7359b3c2be4 | When I was kid back in the 1970s a local theatre had Children's Matinees every Saturday and Sunday afternoon (anybody remember those?). They showed this thing one year around Christmas time. Me and some friends went to see it. I expected a cool Santa Claus movie. What I got was a terribly dubbed (you can tell) and trul... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2958 | 0pending | 11d6f738-3940-44d8-ad01-042c42a7a069 | While "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" is usually cited as one of the worse films ever made, this Mexican-made film from 1959 is so bad it makes "SCCM" look like "It's a Wonderful Life." You have to wonder what the people who made this film were thinking; perhaps they meant it as a third-world allegory about capital... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2959 | 0pending | 3a16bfc7-1869-47a4-9b16-78405370af09 | Before I'd seen this, I had seen some pretty bad Christmas films. But once I saw this, "Jingle All the Way" looked better than "The Godfather". "Santa Claus" is a jolly film about Santa helping out some kids, but it almost feels demonic watching it. Santa's jolly ho-ho-ho is replaces by an evil, devilish laugh that I'm... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2960 | 0pending | 99605d35-5a51-4f6c-8ab0-93929cbb5f08 | Its hard to make heads or tails of this film. Unless you're well oiled and in the mood to mock, don't view Santa Claus. It mixes Santa, Satan, Merlin, and moralizing in a most unappetizing way. It certainly is not for fretful children. | [] | [] | [] |
train_2961 | 0pending | e41de474-87c5-4c62-a321-6a7866df70ae | The NSA, CIA, FBI, FSB and all other snoop agency in the world should watch this movie to gain information as to how to spy on people. (as MST3k Commentary states it..."Sanata has the dirt on every! Santa's Tentacles reach far and wide! There is no hiding from the Klaus Organization")<br /><br />From telescopes that ca... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2962 | 0pending | ea3a7b4a-0e76-42d2-a6f1-c69a55c42f0e | Wow. Who ever said that Edward D. Wood Jr. never influenced anybody? This steaming pile of donkey excrement is a perfect case in point; it makes "The Violent Years" look like "Casablanca"! "Santa Claus" also makes Keith Richards' worst flashbacks look like my first nocturnal emission. I've had nightmares, you know, wak... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2963 | 0pending | cb327108-3d58-41df-b7bc-9d6b5d86b2aa | This Santa movie starts off strange and I think Santa might be a pedo. Instead of the usual elf toy makers, this Santa has apparently kidnapped kids from all across the globe and makes them sing a bit like characters from "It's a Small World"! I guess there are no child labor laws on the weird astral plane on which he ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2964 | 0pending | f67c5edc-0e4c-4647-88bf-39cc637dacad | This was another obscure Christmas-related title, a low-budget Mexican production from exploitation film-maker Cardona (NIGHT OF THE BLOODY APES [1969], TINTORERA! [1977]), which like many a genre effort from this country was acquired for release in the U.S. by K. Gordon Murray. Judging by those two efforts already... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2965 | 0pending | 94b18e46-9fad-4348-99ea-693ebf5856ab | Just when I thought I would finish a whole year without giving a single movie a "Bomb" rating, a friend brought this notorious turd to my house last night. I feared the worst knowing its reputation, and it was as God-awful as I'd anticipated. This is a Mexican-made mess, dubbed into English, and produced by K. Gordon M... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2966 | 0pending | a06160c0-361a-4fea-9fdf-6ba3054a74e6 | Why such a generic title? Santa Claus??? So bland and unpredictable. Movies before that tried to cash in on the holiday spirit, most notably 'Santa Claus Conquers the Martians', at least was entertaining to watch because of the campiness to it, and all the stock footage being used... for some reason, that seemed happy ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2967 | 0pending | 1004c522-36e4-47b0-95e2-01649d8388d3 | This is perhaps the creepiest display of Santa Claus ever committed to any medium, whether it be a book, a picture, or a movie. Santa looks like a perv looking down on the children and the twisted story of bringing Merlin in to help him defeat one of Satan's minions, Pitch, doesn't make things any better. It's laughabl... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2968 | 0pending | dc8ae39a-4e1b-461d-b812-1689472823fb | I saw this film numerous times in the late 60's/early 70's whenever it reared it's head like a reindeer with rabies every November-December as a Saturday matinée kiddie show.It was always stiff competition for THE CHRSTMAS THAT ALMOST WASN'T (oops-can I SAY "Christmas"?), perhaps the greatest,most iconic Christmas-seas... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2969 | 0pending | 8756a108-55e5-4cf2-a635-4a5b96895a75 | I first saw this movie when I was about 10 years old. My mom bought it at our local Kmart because it was on sale for $5 on VHS. She thought that it would be a nice Christmas movie for me and my brothers to watch. This movie, however, scared the hell out of me. You may be asking yourself, how could a movie about Santa C... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2970 | 0pending | ea4ac588-b503-4361-8f03-7376ee269c4a | Believe it or don't, i have my very own DVD copy of this "movie" which i bought at Walgreens for a great big whole dollar. I'm still not sure if it was a dollar well spent or a dollar foolishly wasted.<br /><br />Pretty amazing set designs and costumes. Apparently much thought and effort went into their making. The set... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2971 | 0pending | e9d749fd-f2c4-4b41-bd4e-0266d0dabc87 | This is kind of a weird movie, given that Santa Claus lives on a cloud in outer space and fights against Satan and his minions...but it's still kinda fun.<br /><br />It has some genuine laughs...whether all of them were intentional is certainly debatable, though. This movie is not good, but I can say I really enjoyed w... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2972 | 0pending | 793bb72b-9bfd-44da-b717-7682cc54cc8b | This movie is supposed to be a "lighthearted" tale about Santa Claus and his "magical and mystical" wonders. But instead it comes off as being downright creepy. Two things in this movie that stand out in my mind as horrifying are 1) the way Santa looks.- Have you ever seen a more horrible looking Santa Claus? and 2) th... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2973 | 0pending | 13dfd8d8-3610-47e3-9636-519fe929d780 | I'm allowed to write 1000 words about this film, but one word could suffice: bizarre. Hubby and I didn't laugh so much as gawk at this truly dreadful movie. We kept looking at each other with our best "What the...?" expressions. There is no way to adequately describe this movie. Killer tomatoes were funny, but this is ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2974 | 0pending | 04bdf785-3c05-41ad-ae3d-95afcf814c84 | Yes I have rated this film as one star awful. Yet, it will be in my rotation of Christmas movies henceforth. This truly is so bad it's good. This is another K.Gordon Murray production (read: buys a really cheap/bad Mexican movie, spends zero money getting it dubbed into English and releases it at kiddie matinées in the... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2975 | 0pending | ceba738b-921e-4ca9-ba3d-bc324ec75fa4 | With title like this you know you get pretty much lot of junk. Acting bad. Script bad. Director bad. Grammar bad.<br /><br />Movie make lot of noise that really not music and lot of people yell. Movie make bad racial stereotype. Why come every movie with black hero have drug addict? Why come hero always have to dance t... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2976 | 0pending | b9d2af1a-6c35-42ab-9edf-665dbee78d82 | I can always tell when something is going to be a hit. I see it or hear it, and get a good feeling. I did not get a good feeling watching the preview. I was not at all enthusiastic about this film, and I am not at all surprised that it is rated here as one of the worst 100 films. I was in fact proved right.<br /><br />... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2977 | 0pending | 489a6f16-2502-4289-8648-65044777f670 | "How She Moves" springs to life only when its high-energy, talented cast members are kicking up their heels and strutting their stuff for the camera. Otherwise, this stale strive-suffer-and-succeed story is low on energy, low on originality, and low on anything that might make the movie stand out from the dozens of oth... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2978 | 0pending | 7a0aed7d-9c27-4667-8501-88aa02cfdaf9 | Its one of those stereotypical mtv generation dance movies, and I do not see where all this 'its not that bad' rubbish is coming from. The acting is terrible, it follows exactly the same storyline as all the other 'dancing' movies out there. Its terrible! The name should scream don't watch. 'How she move.' Since when c... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2979 | 0pending | ba542064-c15b-4cb2-ae0d-f6ea0fc9683e | This movie was absolutely ghastly! I cannot fathom how this movie made it to production. Nothing against the cast of the movie, of course, this is all the fault of the writing team. You take the old average plot - let's dance our way out of being poor and destitute - or STEP in this case. But this one lacks any semblan... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2980 | 0pending | 820615ea-c206-451d-a2c6-3e9739079d0d | We've been served - a terrible film.<br /><br />Okay, I'll admit that since I'm white and have had no practical experience in the "competitive world of step-dancing," I might not exactly be an authority on this type of film. On the other hand, I do know a bad motion picture when I see it.<br /><br />And, boy, have I ju... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2981 | 0pending | 699027b5-4e5b-4251-b855-d298e9b1ca45 | This movie has a slew of great adult stars but fails to get you interested in a way an adult film should. Among all the stars you couldn't get your kicks from any of the scenes. The movie is shot in a dream like middle age set which is embarrassingly cheesy. The acting is worse than Keanu Reeves, the sex scenes are as ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2982 | 0pending | 18c99390-9d7a-4ab6-9064-6b56381eadf4 | I am a VERY big fan of Jenna Jameson, but this movie is horrible. At the time Jenna Jameson was married to Brad Armstrong and he was the director of this film and Jenna was the hottest porn star ever. So, of course, Brad tried to make as much money as he could off her by making this big budget porn film. Now I know why... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2983 | 0pending | 6f3861a9-6b68-4d72-bbc6-b70eb10ca981 | Someone told me that this was one of the best adult movies to date. I have since discredited everything told to me by this individual after seeing this movie. It's just terrible. Without going into lengthy descriptions of the various scenes, take my word for it, the sex scenes are uninteresting at best. Jenna in normal... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2984 | 0pending | 2581d231-a2e4-4803-a0f0-de25e87b2868 | Tony Scott destroys anything that may have been interesting in Richard Kelly's clichéd, patchy, overwrought screenplay. Domino Harvey (Kiera Knightley) was a model who dropped out and became a bounty hunter. This is her story... "sort of".<br /><br />The problem with this rubbish is that there isn't much of a story at ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2985 | 0pending | f5c0d012-e92b-4656-9025-61b4c7ff20b4 | Repetitive music, annoying narration, terrible cinematography effects. Half of the plot seemed centered around shock value and the other half seemed to be focused on appeasing the type of crowd that would nag at people to start a fight.<br /><br />One of the best scenes was in the "deleted scenes" section, the one wher... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2986 | 0pending | 1df09ebe-b921-421b-ad11-f6b3ce7e7fcd | From the first moment, this "thing" is just an awful sequence of extremely short cuts of blurry camera work. While the overall plot has every potential for a thriller, the story is so badly told that I'm unable to buy it. From the middle of the film, the actions of characters don't make sense to me. Stop reading now to... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2987 | 0pending | f960769e-487e-47d9-a438-20cfc846f085 | My flatmate rented out this film the other night, so we watched it together.<br /><br />The first impression is actually a positive one, because the whole movie is shot in this colorful, grainy, post-MTV texture. Fast sequences, cool angles, sweeping camera moves - for the moment there you feel like you about to watch ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2988 | 0pending | 9aa6d91e-a317-495f-ae41-35191c15cf89 | If it smells like garbage and if it looks like garbage, it must be garbage. This is by far one of the worst movies I have ever seen in my entire life. Tony Scott's poor directing style puts shame to an already uninteresting and slightly untrue story of Domino Harvey's life as a bounty hunter. The story is completely di... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2989 | 0pending | 4326f663-3b02-4c78-958e-68676e4ac7b6 | supposedly based on the life of Domino Harvey a model turned bounty hunter. I'd say 95 % is fabricated. I always keep an open mind when it comes to movies, however, this movie lost its chances when it became apparent it had narration throughout the film, something i can't stand, and to top it off, the heroine of the st... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2990 | 0pending | 447cc344-5b8d-4587-8437-939b8ebdf19f | this film is really bad....... no i mean really really bad. Tony Scott is a terrible director. out of all the films he has made i only like enemy of the state, besides that he is one of the worse directors of all time. what appalled me the most is Richard Kelly (director of Donnie Darko) did the screenplay to this. now... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2991 | 0pending | 61ca296c-2e00-4208-811d-53d65376c576 | I do not know if this movies problems are more the fault of Direction or Script. As you will see in many reviews the editing style is way overdone. It is absolutely distracting and without substance, which could be considered a good thing if you look at some of the quotes from the movie. I do not write many reviews her... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2992 | 0pending | e5f5524c-c2ac-411f-9cb5-ef1935305842 | It's rare that I come across a film this awful, this annoying and this irritating. It is without doubt one of the worst films I've ever seen.<br /><br />The plot, when it's not a blur of confusing and pointlessly over flashy editing, is ludicrous. Why did Domino become such a bad-ass tough bitch? Because her gold fish ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2993 | 0pending | e9f7be4f-7b5f-4b7c-a7bf-d77677c934ed | I was very excited about this film when I first saw the previews. Normally I see a preview this good and I buy the film outright. Something told me to... you know watch it first. I'm glad I did. Keira Knightley ruined all future films for me with this role. In the 2nd Pirates movie when it came out I went to see it. Al... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2994 | 0pending | aa81db8e-38f3-4bd1-a56b-e43c39769311 | Tony Scott has never been a very good director, but every film he's made after "Crimson Tide" seems to bring him one step closer to being the inarguable worst working today (Michael Bay may fall into the same category, but at least his big, dumb, delusional epics entertain on some primally perverse level). And like oth... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2995 | 0pending | a293011f-a9f9-4caf-b03a-dfa74ed7d422 | What of Domino did I hate over everything, and I mean everything, else? Perhaps it was the overall glorification of being a bounty hunter; maybe it was the sexism masquerading as an involving and interesting study of a hard bodied female lead character; maybe it was the mere look of the film with its bizarre yellow glo... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2996 | 0pending | d6d8f66d-8363-4cfc-8237-075a09de2bef | how can you take her hard-living, glamorously violent bounty hunter story serious with *that* accent? It's absurd. Apart from that, the visual style of the directer is nauseating and gimmicky, the plot is a shallow, boring, confused gangster-movie rehash and the acting is unconvincing. The film introduces new character... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2997 | 0pending | 7c451d20-0dbd-4d8b-a27a-ccb9455d3250 | What do you get when you mix a lump of clichés with a directionless pacing and a group of characters who you don't care about and a failed attempt at creating an appealing visual style and an even bigger lump of clichés and a weak sense of humor and a really big budget? Why, you get one of the most intolerably unwatcha... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2998 | 0pending | 3cbc974a-9a9e-40d3-88d8-b129aa7b0e2e | Now I had the best intentions when watching this one. I like some of Tony Scott's work, also a friend of mine told me it was a great movie, even though I heard otherwise from other people. But this was simply hopeless. <br /><br />In my humble opinion, Tony Scott was trying too hard. It was all just too much. Allow me ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_2999 | 0pending | ad0b9483-bfd5-4569-9c44-c6d81ddaf608 | I am, as many are, a fan of Tony Scott films. When this movie came out I had high hopes that it would be like 'Man On Fire'. To find out that the movie it's the furthest thing from it! The story was treading water from the get go, and the choice of Mickey Rourke was not such such a good idea. And the whole 'arm'scene w... | [] | [] | [] |
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