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train_7100 | 0pending | 87747726-9d29-43d1-8b52-9655be885d79 | I am SURE there is some sort of IMDB cult that likes movies that MST3K made fun of. After seeing both this and "Werewolf" and reading dozens of comments about how underated they are, I became convinced that there is some conpiricy going on here. Alot of people are saying that people who hate it "are only scared by gore... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7101 | 0pending | baed6478-4e9e-41d0-a5b2-775a1fd5190d | I am not a big fan of horror films, and have only seen a handful of them (and none of the "Halloween"s or "Friday the Thirteenth"s) - but I can appreciate a frightening horror film not because of gore. And I'm pretty sure this isn't scary.<br /><br /> What's so spooky about a little plastic skull that pops up everywher... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7102 | 0pending | 9ba369a2-c228-4be7-8641-ee3098ce583a | I saw this movie on Mystery Science Theater 300. It sucked so much. If I hadn't been watching it on MST3K, I probably would've thrown it out the window. The characters were incredibly lame and it didn't provide much of a plot in my opinion. | [] | [] | [] |
train_7103 | 0pending | ede8a848-29b7-45f9-9ad4-2bdfd009947e | The producers of this film offer to pay funeral expenses for anyone who dies of fright while watching this movie. They should have offered intensive psychotherapy for anyone who really enjoyed this stinker. A young couple moves into a house, where a woman who looks like the woman from the couple lived. Extremely boring... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7104 | 0pending | 88a1ef4c-01e7-486b-a91a-9d13b83c41b4 | That is the best way I can describe this movie which centers on a newly married couple who move into a house that is haunted by the husband's first wife who died under mysterious circumstances. That sounds well and good, but what plays out is an hour of pure boredom. In fact one of the funny things about this flick is ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7105 | 0pending | cd870380-249c-49f2-ad5c-9823f2a80e35 | OK, I admit I watched this movie on Mystery Science Theater 3000 (which I am a huge fan of), but I am not one of those people who automatically gives an MST3K movie a 1/10 rating. Although I hate many of the movies they play, and some are among of the worst movies I've ever seen, I have actually been able to enjoy some... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7106 | 0pending | 07ef7066-b685-4792-895f-8f1d0d717fe3 | I would of given this film a zero out of ten, but i will give it a two. Reason One is that Shah Rukh Khan appears in the film, which is not really a reason. Last Point is that Rani Appears in this film and does a smooch with Kamal. I Love Rani very much and have a respect that she is a great actress. Which is why i did... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7107 | 0pending | 71eded78-53f7-4e88-bf56-349338868b68 | This movie makes a promising start and then gets very confused and muddled. Kamal Hasan has made a lot of effort in getting the period look right, pity he did not spend more time on the plot. Most of the small characters in the movie show up for no particular reason.<br /><br />Overall very disappointing, I would recom... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7108 | 0pending | 6111e4b4-f645-48aa-a6a1-4b7b2690784e | I had high expectations for this movie and was excited about renting it but was very disappointed when I saw it. It was very poorly written and sort of just fell apart. There wasn't a lot of good anything in this movie except maybe special effects. | [] | [] | [] |
train_7109 | 0pending | 346c4140-af32-4236-8f0b-79f4c0da34a1 | An interesting idea for a film, both showing the last dragon on earth and showing the struggle he and someone evil have together. When he was younger, Einon got stabbed in the heart, so Bowen (Dennis Quaid) took him to the dark lord who gave him half his heart. Now grown up Einon (David Thewlis) is now the selfish and ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7110 | 0pending | 3df44eb3-9efa-41f9-917e-b4c38faaf15f | This movie has such inexorable B class cheapness to all its scenes, effects etc as to make you think they spent 80% of their budget on Connery. It's like watching some Wing Commander stuff after Star Wars (quite apart from content).<br /><br />Story can be described in one word: FLAT. And oh my God I can't remember a v... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7111 | 0pending | 9120e104-aaef-41dc-b69d-38e106c729b4 | It is incredible in that it succeeds in being terrible on so many levels. The script, the acting, the directing and the choice of cast are all appalling. The costumes, sets and pseudo-medieval language are also utterly awful. In an odd way I actually enjoyed this film, once I had accepted that it wasn't going to be any... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7112 | 0pending | d31e22d5-887d-47af-bf7e-1edfdb722c02 | "Diary of Sex Addict" is a pathetic attempt at a serious drama about sexual compulsiveness. Probably a movie marketing scam, this flick is a stylish shoot with a good cast and little else going for it. Bottom line, "Diary..." would have us believe that our sex addict character has the dumbest wife in the world, a stabl... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7113 | 0pending | 6221227a-8cf8-4da4-b4ad-dfefd4ce7bb7 | This trashy B movie attempts to masquerade as a study of sexual addiction, but it is really a poor excuse for a sexploitation flick. The story revolves around Sammy Horn (subtle name) played by Michael Des Barres. Sammy is a restaurant owner with a clueless wife Grace (Rosanna Arquette) and a young child. He has a sexu... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7114 | 0pending | b42f0652-ce0b-4daa-b904-7f10c2df0531 | let me first say, i watched this movie around midnight, and usually there only is trash around this hour, but this movie broke the record<br /><br />first of all the main character is an old non attractive creepy guy, yet he gets to f*ck all girls that come on his path for example he goes to a shop, talks to a girl and... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7115 | 0pending | 5d1e1a2e-88be-4852-80ae-e95eb8796fb0 | <br /><br />This movie (not a film -- clearly recorded on a cheap cam-corder) may be one of the greatest cinematic stink-bombs in history. Beware: the packaging advertises the flick as an erotic exploration of sex-addiction. The film is not an exploration of anything, and it is no more erotic than staring at one's own ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7116 | 0pending | 79e59b82-c2f6-4634-893c-c0077e3b1606 | This film was so amateurish I could hardly believe what I was seeing. It is shot on VIDEO! NOT film! I have not seen the likes of this since the early 70's, when late night networks showed movie of the week 'horror flicks' shot in......video. It looks like a bad soap opera, and that is paying it a compliment. Some of t... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7117 | 0pending | 4b8290b6-6a59-4aa0-afdd-265660ebb98c | I fell asleep on my couch at 7:35pm last night watching Larry Sanders (I usually DirecTivo it, but not last night). Woke up at 3am (invesment banker on the west coast), and was fascinated to see this on HBO2. I was shocked on how poor this 'movie' was. Seriously. shocked. So shocked that I had to write a commentary on ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7118 | 0pending | 0a299477-2485-4827-af6b-214efbaf41e0 | A sexually obsessed chef leads a duplicitous life: one as a "happily" married man with a ten year oldish child, the other as a sex fiend. The bulk of the documentary-like film follows him for five consecutive days and is told in flashback with Nastassja Kinski as a clinical sex therapist, listening to his story and int... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7119 | 0pending | bb0de0bd-4114-4e12-a8d7-69a3ee8159e0 | I was subjected to this atrocity by my wife, tried to turn it off after 10 minutes, but was forced through the whole thing. This must be, hands down, the most gruesome pretense of a movie ever...<br /><br />There were great script moments, such as:<br /><br />Sammy - "If she gets over here right away, she gets a bonus"... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7120 | 0pending | 27cbb526-8f0c-4d22-a9cb-3826fb49244d | I wouldn't normally write a comment on-line, but this is the worst movie I've ever seen. Not only that it's filmed just like a soap series ("The young and the restless" is really filmed by professionals compared to this), but it also has awful cuts. It has no action. It is full of useless garbage.<br /><br />Here's an ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7121 | 0pending | 10531f1f-e2af-4385-b95b-06cfac219dd9 | This film was so amateurish I could hardly believe what I was seeing. It is shot on VIDEO! NOT film! I have not seen the likes of this since the early 70's, when late night networks showed movie of the week 'horror flicks' shot in......video. It looks like a bad soap opera, and that is paying it a compliment. Some of t... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7122 | 0pending | a9e11d41-1d37-4ecb-b4aa-2a647f0801ec | I really tried to like this movie. It deals with an important problem in any society: sex addiction.<br /><br />In this story we learn that you can lose everything when you're addicted to sex. In this case, our main character and hero, for having non-stop sex with all kinds of women (crazy, kinky, neurotic) puts in jeo... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7123 | 0pending | e52fa439-2dbb-43e0-b234-fe90955c8264 | As many others have stated, this is a terrible movie, from every aspect of movie making. How they ever got some known name actors to take on this project is amazing.<br /><br />Many people have complained that it was shot on 'cheap' video cameras. Yes, it was shot on video, but not 'cheap' video. What made it bad was t... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7124 | 0pending | 0ea4ee0d-66b1-4b51-a1b2-2d6d8d6f22bf | My husband rented this from a video store thinking it was suspense. (He never reads the synopsis).<br /><br />Well, it would be funny if the thing was watchable. It simply isn't. The same thing over and over, no intrigue, and WHERE did they find the leading man?. The leading man, Michael Des Barres, is not even feasibl... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7125 | 0pending | 59f3203e-711e-4ed8-b7cc-207eda513b76 | Ok, I wrote a scathing review b/c the movie is awful. As I was waiting another review (for Derrida) of mine to pop up, i decided to check out old reviews of this awful movie. Look at all the positive reviews. They ALL, I say ALL, come from contributors have have not rated any other movie other than this one. Crimminy! ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7126 | 0pending | 69f7df58-a0b5-4f11-a8cc-8ae9728fe026 | Don't let the title trick you into watching this movie. I read the title, saw that it came on in the middle of the night, and figured it was one of those soft porn movies. This movie is bad. If you like soft porn movies, then I'm sorry to say this isn't one. There are a lot of sex but nothing shown and they only last f... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7127 | 0pending | 18115d2a-f255-4ac5-b726-88db0f3597ae | This movie could had been an interesting character study and could had given some insight on its subject but real problem with this movie is that it doesn't have any of this in it. It doesn't give any insight-, or solutions to the problem. It's just the portrayal of 'old' male sex addict and the problems this is creati... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7128 | 0pending | 7d3da357-86c2-4355-983e-34dac60d2b5b | No reason to bother renting this flick. From the opening credits on, I knew I was in trouble.<br /><br />It was filmed as though it was a soft porn movie, but there really isn't anything erotic about it. The look into the world of sex addiction is intriguing, but only to a point.<br /><br />Boring sex scenes, bad plot,... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7129 | 0pending | c2fab917-34be-4b61-bd17-7e8743ddebb2 | This movie could have been a decent B-movie if 3/4 of the the movie wasn't so much focusing on the sex scenes. I mean, he's a sex addict, and I'm sure that there's a lot more that goes on with sex addicts outside of having sex on a constant basis. Michael Des Barres did a good job considering what all he had to do, whi... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7130 | 0pending | 62cd9267-c114-4134-9039-0b8679b0c906 | Sammy Horn (Michael Des Barres) is the head chef and owner of a famous restaurant in California. He has a lovely wife, Grace Horn (Rosanna Arquette), who is pregnant, and a beautiful son of about five years old. Sammy indeed loves his family, but like Dr. Jeckyll and Mr. Hyde, he has a double life, having sex with many... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7131 | 0pending | afd4347f-5eb0-41fe-b043-2cf2f02dc085 | Race car drivers say that 100 mph seems fast till you've driven 150, and 150 mph seems fast till you've driven 250.<br /><br />OK.<br /><br />Andalusian Dog seems breathtakingly bizarre till you've seen Eraserhead, and Eraserhead seems breathtakingly bizarre till you've seen Begotten.<br /><br />And Begotten seems brea... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7132 | 0pending | d3fbd37f-e903-4dee-8c4c-d2d7d223b97b | This is at least the third remake of this movie so if while watching it, there is a sense of deja vu, don't be surprised. All they did was change the setting of the story and tell it differently but the differences are not significant. And it doesn't get any better because the plot is flawed to begin with. It never wor... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7133 | 0pending | 58aa8841-a911-4fb4-bfe8-5a402114e48b | My god this movie is awfully boring. I am a big fan of Gina Gershon, when I rented this movie I expected a romantic drama, and some great performance from Gershon. Gershon is great as always, but she is not right actress for this role, she is too good for Rade Serbedzija. The romance between Gershon and Serbedzija's ch... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7134 | 0pending | 33cea387-f6d3-4926-92cb-49430a454f55 | We have an average family. Dad's a famous rapper, we have the "rebelious teenage daughter", the adopted white kid, and the cute little kid. And we have careless housemaid, what show has had a housemaid like that? Do we have a messed-up Brady Bunch? Yay! When it first came out I thought it was really cool, mostly becaus... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7135 | 0pending | 69cea4d9-d0a6-410d-b2b1-84be700f17a1 | My title just about sums this heap of crap up I should have taken a hint when I saw it was a Fred olen Ray movie - but i thought 'HEY, IT MIGHT BE BETTER THAN HIS USUAL RUBBISH' boy, was i wrong! This has to be the worst movie ever targeted at children. The acting was awful, the humour was non-existent, The Direction w... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7136 | 0pending | 132b4e7a-8f2a-4be4-9b3e-4eba6680a36b | When this film was released in 1997 the 'special effects', such as they are, were poor. They would have been dated even for the 1980s, and even some films made in the 1970s and 1960s have had the same or better SFX work. Certainly no-one involved in the production of this film was looking for an Oscar. It's a wild depa... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7137 | 0pending | e6bef0d4-bb92-47ea-b22e-51442f24b19f | Boy oh boy oh golly gee,<br /><br />The most interesting thing in the movie was the hilarity of the bluescreen effects used to create Mom's "invisibility." They looked like they were shot on cheap video, and it looks totally unreal, and not even in a good way where its so funny that you end up loving the movie...<br />... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7138 | 0pending | f24dd542-1647-41c7-8782-51e7af661261 | When the movie was released it was the biggest hit and it soon became the Blockbuster. But honestly the movie is a ridiculous watch with a plot which glorifies a loser. The movie has a Tag-line - "Preeti Madhura, Tyaga Amara" which means Love's Sweet but Sacrifice is Immortal. In the movie the hero of the movie (Ganesh... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7139 | 0pending | a870de1f-3378-47df-8dc4-e64437270c5b | Chillers starts on a cold, dark stormy night as a bus drops off three passenger's outside a bus station, a young boy named Mason (Jesse Emery), a college professor Dr. Howard Conrow (David Wohl) & a woman named Sharon Phillips (Laurie Pennington). Inside they discover that they have missed their connecting bus & are st... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7140 | 0pending | a496f2e6-adda-4d24-9342-f4706e91e943 | Five passengers at a bus depot tell each other their scary dreams while waiting to be picked up. But is there more to these nightmares than meets the eye?<br /><br />Lucky me, five bad movies for the price of one! Each segment features the very worst in acting, special effects, make up and music. And these were suppose... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7141 | 0pending | 5664f3d4-3499-4eec-ad5c-753669f174c3 | Going into this I was expecting anything really good, but after the damage this inflexed on me, I'm just happy to think strait. It's hard to think what the film-makers( HA!) this was a good movie. the stories, and I use the world loosely, are incoherent and do make any sense at all. There just stupid things that happen... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7142 | 0pending | 4220dc2b-2e9b-4541-baff-c9e6d2a20b63 | OK well i found this movie in my dads old pile of movies and it looked pretty good from the cover but the movie actually sucked!! OK the first story with the swimmer was pretty good but it took a while to get into, then the one with the boy was completely retarded! It wasn't even scary! His dream sounds like a little k... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7143 | 0pending | 8a626f9e-bf31-47a3-a88a-c0cd5d20e14a | "John Hughes' son wrote a high school drama! Wow!" I thought as I checked the flick's info here on IMDb, late on a Saturday night, having found myself watching the opening credits on BBC2.<br /><br />I've just finished watching it, and sadly it was downhill from there on. Arguably you can't spoil a film this poor, but ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7144 | 0pending | ab741403-8569-440d-ae25-cbc640c542d5 | The guy did a lot of title design for a bunch of movies and I guess one day he said; I should pick a cheap scenario, try to put as much title in it as a can ( cause after all i'm a title designer ) and try to persuade people that this is in fact a movie. One of the worst i've even seen that's for sure. If you fell the ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7145 | 0pending | 8174aadc-b93d-4a7b-a191-43b72e240ffc | OK, not possibly, honestly the worst movie i've ever seen.<br /><br />this made absolutely no sense, there was no plot, no characterization, no acting, just nothing.<br /><br />here's what i thought when i first saw it may 28th, 2003 **caution, this is a spoiler alert. it's also alot of me complaining about how bad the... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7146 | 0pending | ddfc43c5-39f1-4dc5-a275-4bbf002dbc52 | I'm still trying to figure out if there was a point to this film.<br /><br />For content that's supposed to be so 'rebellious' and 'controversial' the things that Maddox distributes to the students are awfully lame. Students seem to be easily swayed by vague anti-authoritarian sentiments and snippets of words illegibly... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7147 | 0pending | 8b8e0209-3960-4151-9731-038fee7d3f59 | this film is terrible. The characters are completely unbelievable, and wildly inconsistent. The plot is awful and some of the classroom scenes are cringe-worthy and make for uncomfortable viewing.<br /><br />In fact the quality of the script and characterisation would suggest that this film was written by high school s... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7148 | 0pending | 7b6e723b-e0f4-4ba9-8e28-c5673e7d66aa | About five minutes in, and I saw where this was heading. Bunch of high school kids get annoyed by the school's administration and thoughts of rebellion start fomenting. I said to my girlfriend: if it gets below a 5 on IMDb, I'll go and read a book. It got 5.0, so she persuaded me to go on watching. What are the good th... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7149 | 0pending | 9561e06e-ebd0-43bd-805d-bed38a8ee3dd | I came to NEW PORT SOUTH expecting a surrogate movie about the Columbine school massacre similar to Gus Van Sant's ELEPHANT and certainly the synopsis in the TV guide stating that a student sociopath rebels against the system did give me that impression but this is a very boring movie where little happens so consider y... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7150 | 0pending | d7bae82e-9122-4dff-bafa-4bd198454ea0 | This is one of the most irritating, nonsensical movies I've ever had the misfortune to sit through. Every time it started to look like it might be getting good, out come more sepia tone flashbacks, followed by paranoid idiocy masquerading as social commentary. The main character, Maddox, is a manipulative, would-be reb... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7151 | 0pending | 29dfdc89-eeef-4ed6-8006-aeae6d62a32c | This movie is a great example of how even some very funny jokes can go terribly wrong. i really expected at least something from this movie after seeing the add which was funny as hell but the movie wasn't half as good.<br /><br />The weird part is that the jokes are actually funny, the spoofs of the smoking ban, Jo Bo... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7152 | 0pending | b71c4e77-5ee2-4bcf-a254-b2b1580d7e29 | lets start off by saying that "JAWANI DIWANI" is just a pathetic movie. I agree with the last person who said "I missed the joyride". lol. <br /><br />The jokes were just terrible. Performances were average. Something went terribly wrong with the film. Emraan totally deserved something better. All CELINA JAITLEY did wa... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7153 | 0pending | aa582bff-2ea7-448e-8de5-e1deeaf6b01d | This movie was absolutely pathetic. A pitiful screenplay and lack of any story just left me watching three losers drool over bikini babes. At times I felt like I was watching an episode of Beavis and Butthead. I couldn't even sit through the whole movie. Emran Hashmi disappoints, and Hrshitta Bhatt is not impressive at... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7154 | 0pending | 88404ae3-e6b8-4caa-854b-b53a84ee734c | Okay the promos promised a comedy and people(few) went to watch it Being the first release of 2006 is not a bad thing, or for that matter of any year, because the first and last films mostly flop except GHAJINI and some more<br /><br />Okay coming to JAWANI DIWANI<br /><br />Review in short The film is about Emraan Has... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7155 | 0pending | 9929f648-19fd-48dc-99d9-8fa9858aadc4 | God this film was just so boring apart from the music which i really loved, i mean what was the point in actually making this movie please anyone who reads this review do not watch this film, it is a waste of time.<br /><br />Emraan can act but was really pathetic In this film, i am actually ashamed to be one of his fa... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7156 | 0pending | 8661f127-17e3-4f08-8e23-973a364001ed | A movie about dealing with the problems with growing up and being true to yourself, Blue Juice is mind candy for those who like surfing and Cornwall. Sean Pertwee is the real star of this film, while the more famous Catherine Zeta Jones plays his girlfriend and Ewan Mcgregor plays his drug addicted pal.<br /><br />For ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7157 | 0pending | 32f1fe0a-fa54-4ad2-9c88-7a46b9c27868 | Note to self- just because a film is foreign, obscure, and stars Catherine Zeta-Jones doesn't mean it's any good. Such is the case with 'Blue Juice,' a 1995 Brit flick about an unlikely group of surfing enthusiasts in what would seem (to a dumb American, anyway) an even more unlikely place to find surfers: Cornwall, En... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7158 | 0pending | 013e1a88-dc07-442c-a3ca-08ab764dc7f7 | The only thing worse than surfers without any waves is a film about surfers without any waves. For viewers who love surfing this film will be a gigantic disappointment since the total number of minutes of surfing footage struggles to reach three.<br /><br />The story is a slice of life about beached surfers who are wai... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7159 | 0pending | 8f481e08-a5a1-46e1-bb87-e44c2efddbc0 | I chose this movie by the cover which was a bad move. It wasn't funny at all and the main characters were obnoxious. The girl was beautiful but the story and the acting were terrible. It had absolutely nothing to do with surfing. Terrible movie with a surf "theme" that had nothing to do with surfing and no real surfers... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7160 | 0pending | 1955eb87-12b8-4386-a117-58c37b94b93b | Be warned: Neither Zeta-Jones nor McGregor plays the main part as the poster would have you believe. Their roles are in fact minor.<br /><br />The film stumbles badly between exaggerated comedy and realistic drama, with neither being really engaging. Especially I find it impossible to muster much sympathy for the main ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7161 | 0pending | bc51201c-e502-4b34-8634-22e9440d57f5 | I saw this dull waste of time on HBO's Comedy Channel, so I quite innocently and obviously assumed that this was a comedy. But there is absolutely nothing funny here. A good cast is basically wasted on a script that I could have written with my left butt-cheek - after it had been beaten senseless by 15th-century Inquis... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7162 | 0pending | 12a4642e-74cc-49f7-ac18-ed17a9444ba3 | This has to be the worst, and I mean worst biker movie ever made! And that's saying a lot because the line of stinkers is long and smelly!<br /><br />Now at least we know what happened to Ginger after she was rescued from Gilligan's Island! A frightened looking Tina Louise(she was probably afraid someone would see this... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7163 | 0pending | dd461f82-4beb-4714-8c5a-fadfe1b440be | How sad to see the beautiful and talented Tina Louise reduced to making this horrible excuse for a film. Tina still looked fit and attractive, but for some reason seems truly frightened. I can understand her fear; fearing that this 3rd rate stinker would somehow be released to the general public. Also, I'm a fan of the... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7164 | 0pending | aac20e9d-effd-432d-a451-469c293fa22b | I was prepared to laugh throughout this movie like a Mystery Science Theater experiment, but it was just boring. It appears that the producers had many biker enthusiast friends, and from there casually decided to make a movie. <br /><br />It is frequently unwatchable. Lots of footage of the bikers riding on a dirt road... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7165 | 0pending | 56e6ecba-21c1-4ac7-aa08-753e77242565 | This has got to be one of the worst movies ever made. Even for a biker movie, it's rock bottom. The minimal plot involves a gang of bikers taking over a small town (how original!) and the townspeople's attempts to fight them off. Why don't they call for outside help? Who knows? The fight scenes are obviously fake. Adam... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7166 | 0pending | 0db18c87-13da-4989-977e-55678d32c482 | What else can you say about this movie,except that it's plain awful.Tina Louise and Adam West are the reasons why to see this,but,that's it,but their talents are wasted in this junk.I think that they used a double in some of Adam's scenes,like when he's running because you can't see his face.If Adam was embarrassed in ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7167 | 0pending | d93d5845-b248-42a1-b3b5-2b28e4886e6e | Just bought the VHS on this film for two bucks, Did I waste my money! Hey, I dig Adam "Batman" West and Tina "Giligan's Island" Louise, but hello! This third rate production is a rehash of a dozen other biker films; crazed bunch of bikers psychos ride into a hick town, beat up everybody and everything, and then are def... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7168 | 0pending | 11970df3-5d97-4419-9451-0baa9a2ce42b | First of all, the reason I'm giving this film 2 stars instead of 1 is because at least Peter Falk gave his usual fantastic performance as Lieutenant Columbo. He alone can get 10 stars for trying to save this otherwise utterly worthless attempt at making a movie.<br /><br />I was initially all fired up at reading one po... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7169 | 0pending | 912ffb05-bb44-4f4c-aba5-2ffec1802ba9 | This is possibly the worst of all the Columbo movies. Andrew Stevens' acting is poor as the villain, and the plot is weak. In fact none of the cast seem able to act other than Peter Falk, who puts in a creditable performance as the Lieutenant. | [] | [] | [] |
train_7170 | 0pending | 260818ae-f570-4477-8c9c-1871c352928f | Aaron Spelling produced this made for television western that gets awfully plotty for a seventy three minute film. It plays like a probable failed series pilot.<br /><br />Handsome Clint Walker is U.S. Marshal Dave Harmon, who wanders into Yuma, Arizona Territory in time to kill one of the brothers of the local bigwig ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7171 | 0pending | d4a21e57-d7cf-45b7-a228-99be071a5603 | Sunshine is a European import set in Hungary between 1880 and 1980, it's the epic story of Hungarian Jews, the Sonnenschein family. This name literally translates to Sunshine. The family has humble beginnings, then is prosperous, becomes upwardly mobile, changes it's name, and hopes to assimilate into Hungarian society... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7172 | 0pending | 1f611e1e-4c79-47f9-a408-9183b7db0da4 | In order to hold the public's attention for three hours, we were treated not so much to a family's romp through four generations and 120 years of Hungarian history, as to sexual liaisons with a sister, a sister-in-law and other adulteries. Oh yes, there was also a totally gratuitous rape. Having said all this, the firs... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7173 | 0pending | df6d95af-73ef-462a-b9d4-aa3a86ef2231 | What a long, drawn-out, pointless movie. I'm sure that historically this film is delightful but as entertainment goes it just doesn't make the grade. Ralph Fiennes has been in some fantastic movies, the English Patient, Schindler's List, but this one was such a let-down. It didn't seem to be going anywhere, his charact... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7174 | 0pending | 5e4f178c-2b4f-464e-a629-72b2d84cf50b | This is a film of immense appeal to a relatively well-defined group (of which I am not a part). I went to a preview of this movie not knowing what to expect - I ultimately found it disappointing. The history of a dreadfully dysfunctional (oftentimes downright "twisted") Hungarian Jewish family is not my cup of tea. An ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7175 | 0pending | 90630172-2a1b-4e53-baaf-a4584cd7ec8f | NOTE TO ALL DIRECTORS: Long is not necessarily good. This movie is incredibly long. However not good. The scenes were drawn out way, way, way, way, way too long. The sex scenes were unnecessary, and often too long. The movie edited down to 2 hours and 10 minutes or so would have been exceptional, but alas it became so ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7176 | 0pending | 7069920a-d2a7-4c6f-ac97-c134362bc38c | <br /><br />Back in his youth, the old man had wanted to marry his first cousin, but his family forbid it. Many decades later, the old man has raised three children (two boys and one girl), and allows his son and daughter to marry and have children. Soon, the sister is bored with brother #1, and jumps in the bed of bro... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7177 | 0pending | 0ef6066a-95da-4957-acb6-52b57c5a2d3c | <br /><br />Back in his youth, the old man had wanted to marry his first cousin, but his family forbid it. Many decades later, the old man has raised three children (two boys and one girl), and allows his son and daughter to marry and have children. Soon, the sister is bored with brother #1, and jumps in the bed of bro... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7178 | 0pending | 65477691-042a-4e8a-a75e-cd0363ec8f43 | The sun should set on this movie, forever.<br /><br />It goes on forever (which isn't usually a bad thing - The English Patient, Schindler's List) but is SO tedious. The aging of the actors is unbelievable and so is the drawn-out never-ending story line which really seems to go nowhere.<br /><br />In short, a waste of ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7179 | 0pending | 74ceb66d-c1f1-4b08-9d10-200d6408448e | Wow. I read about this movie and it sounded so awful that I had to see it, and my gosh, I can smell it in St Louis. Where do I start? National Lampoons was trying to follow up 5 years later on the success of Animal House, but they completely missed the mark. I'll go chronologically with these short flicks.<br /><br />S... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7180 | 0pending | 5f4b837e-bcda-4fa5-bdd8-d44d2d6acd59 | Facts about National Lampoon Goes to the Movies, a.k.a. National Lampoon's Movie Madness:<br /><br />1. The movie is poor, even by Lampoon's typical standards. 2. It's not funny. 3. No one goes to see a movie.<br /><br />So, after I finished watching it, I began wondering why on earth it's called 'National Lampoon Goes... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7181 | 0pending | 9804d7ad-916f-4727-a009-34a0cc95873f | National Lampoon was once a funny magazine. Whether you liked the stoner hippie days of the late sixties or the smug and sassy coke-head days of the seventies (when the comedy was fortified with plenty of naked babes) depends very much on your date of birth, but everyone agrees that by the early eighties, middle age ha... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7182 | 0pending | f370889c-22aa-4ffa-82d0-4fbd5d6db91b | I chuckled a few times during this movie. I laughed out loud during the notarizing of the margarine company handover (pun intended).<br /><br />There are three segments in this movie. The first one is supposed to be a spoof of "woman 'grows up' and launches career" movies. The Tampax® box was the funniest thing in this... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7183 | 0pending | 1fee895e-010d-4091-81da-f87ff9c7b6c8 | I'll keep the review of this program as short as possible. Skip it. Low budget, not funny, lousy script. Acting not quite as bad as the writing, but still bad. That's all you need to know, but I will continue for the sake of writing more than necessary.<br /><br />This is a film with three segments, each one parodying ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7184 | 0pending | 3df57e94-eb98-4cab-8057-77ebb34b094a | I just saw this Movie on a local TV Station (TV8's "Big Chuck and Little John" in Cleveland, Ohio) I had never heard of this movie and decided to watch it.<br /><br />I know of no thesaurus that can even come close to aiding me in describing how bad this movie really is. The script is awful. The acting, well other than... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7185 | 0pending | 32f650a8-9560-40a6-b6a8-f86a61d17e02 | This barely watchable film was a bit of an ordeal to sit through. None of the segments are good, but at least the first one was mildly amusing, and the middle one was somewhat imaginative. The final one was just plain brutal, and after sitting through two weak comedic shorts, the third one was truly painful to watch. E... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7186 | 0pending | d3261ec1-0687-441a-9b11-6e65ab7ee976 | "National Lampoon Goes to the Movies" is the worst movie ever made, surpassing even the witless "Plan 9 from Outer Space." At least that movie was just inept; the Lampoon film, on the other hand, is both inept and mean. Once upon a time, movies used to respect their audiences' intelligence. This one, however, holds a f... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7187 | 0pending | 2d233af7-28e9-47e9-b9f7-c5b3596caddf | You can call this one a flop, and that's a very big one too! Quality isn't associated with the words National Lampoon, but at least the Vacation and Animal House entries were fun, but this offering has got to be their most inane feature to date that I've watched. Ugh! The three piece story crazily attempts to parody th... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7188 | 0pending | 03426fd5-e822-42b0-8ad9-16666fabf74f | "National Lampoon Goes to the Movies" (1981) is absolutely the worst movie ever made, surpassing even the witless "Plan 9 from Outer Space." The Lampoon film unreels in three separate and unconnected vignettes, each featuring different performers. The only common thread is the total lack of any redeeming qualities.<br ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7189 | 0pending | 6ca94253-3287-48c4-8831-f29efe10e783 | "National Lampoon Goes to the Movies" (1981) is, simply put, the worst movie ever made, far lamer than even the inept "Plan 9 from Outer Space."<br /><br />The Lampoon film is told in three segments, each one supposedly a spoof of a conventional movie genre, but each one landing at our feet with a sickening thud. There... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7190 | 0pending | 4edca2a6-b7a2-4418-a79e-6600d79ff393 | This early role for Barbara Shelley(in fact,her first in Britain after working in Italy),was made when she was 24 years old,and it's certainly safe to say that she made a stunning debut in 1957's "Cat Girl." While blondes and brunettes get most of the attention(I'll always cherish Yutte Stensgaard),the lovely auburn-ha... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7191 | 0pending | 1f745d42-501d-4cdd-8edb-32c7c2f83420 | The film is a bit tedious. It's mostly a silent film, with the bulk o the story provided through a series of voice-overs. While making a silent film like this is not such a bad idea, this is one of those films where the lack of dialog and the repetitive early scenes make it simply tedious. You don't understand the reas... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7192 | 0pending | 5e590633-bb62-42c8-ae22-59b9dcb06d54 | This could have been the gay counterpart to Gone With The Wind given its epic lenght, but instead it satisfied itself by being a huge chain of empty episodes in which absolutely nothing occurs. The characters are uni-dimensional and have no other development in the story (there's actually no story either) than looking ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7193 | 0pending | 82a37dc9-f818-4706-8ed5-11e2a408d793 | I gave this loooooooooooong film a "2" because of the attractive actors and semi-sexy love scenes. Otherwise, if you can't read like a speed-reader you will NEVER get through the subtitles that try to keep up with the Spanish speed talking! And, what the hell is going on in the plot if you can't read the subtitles. End... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7194 | 0pending | 1aa393df-aa73-4eed-a606-bd8e9ae3bb92 | how many minutes does it take to paint a poem? in this film much too long. <br /><br />it tells the story about the impact of a first love between two schoolboys. <br /><br />the boys can't withhold touching each other and making love. after a while one gets distracted by a brief encounter with a sensual guy in the dis... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7195 | 0pending | 18a6b70c-4803-4140-a57b-22113534a452 | Boring, long, pretentious, repetitive, self-involved this move felt like a bad date. Worse, the tedious art-school direction -- with a heavy-handed use of the whirling shot that gets so overdone it almost made me throw up - is constantly screaming to be noticed. Add the thinnest of plots and virtually no dialogue, a... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7196 | 0pending | 73f0a979-2da7-4de0-b5c8-8da918209b72 | This movie is simply far too long, far too repetitive, with the male nudity and sexuality being (as this is said as a gay with my own collection of adult titles) far too gratuitous and unnecessary. Much of the first third of the movie could have been cut down to ten minutes and been equally as effective without trying ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7197 | 0pending | ac931e77-361b-4465-a966-de8733e2bda1 | ... and yet, we were told, there was another hour and 20 minutes left to go.<br /><br />Why, oh, why wasn't there an editor to tell the writer/director to snip, snip, snip? Apparently that writer/director has previously done shorts; as a short, this would have been okay. But the lack of dialogue starts to grate after t... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7198 | 0pending | 9312b5b9-f8c5-452a-b25b-5aed75cddd51 | Just saw this at the Chicago Film Festival - avoid it at all costs unless you have sleep problems. It is a film filled with pretensions - it opens with a minor quote from "Hiroshima mon amour" and it's all downhill from there. Camera work - imagine a child trying to imitate Wong Kar Wai. Story line - Smokey Robinson an... | [] | [] | [] |
train_7199 | 0pending | 409c191e-c35f-4140-80a2-ee3c1376e646 | Just another film that exploits gratuitous frontal male nudity; awful acting, plus, the lovemaking scenes are the most un-sexy I've ever seen (and this is not about me not linking the idea of two young men making love, since I'm gay).<br /><br />Again, as in Mil nubes de paz, Julian Hernandez directed an incredibly pre... | [] | [] | [] |
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