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train_8600 | 0pending | d5308b0f-441f-4d7d-b861-a31070c7df90 | This is easily one of the worst martial arts films I've ever seen, and that's saying something. The chant of viva Chiba, viva Chiba is heard at the title, soon you will be chanting to yourself stupid, stupid. The basic story is that the mafia is running drugs into Japan and one man vowels to stop them, of course that's... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8601 | 0pending | e5635262-9571-4df4-99a8-b987095d254e | After watching "The Bodyguard" last night, I felt compelled to write a review of it.<br /><br />This could have been a pretty decent movie had it not been for the awful camera-work. It was beyond annoying. The angles were all wrong, it was impossible to see anything, especially during the fight sequences. The closeups ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8602 | 0pending | 9416bc46-ee78-4f59-a630-281dded5bb9f | I liked Chiba in Street Fighter, and I figured hey, no matter how stupid this movie will be, I'll at least get to see him kick some ass, right? Wrong. This is a dull, dreary mess of pointless talking, half-assed scriptwriting and meaningless scheming. There are few action scenes of any kind, even fewer martial arts sce... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8603 | 0pending | aaae23c1-da63-49c5-aeb4-0ab59fe23a2a | Avoid the USA version. It is with added US footage and the worst dubbing you've ever heard probably done by New York amateurs. The dubbing is so bad that it sounds like Mystery Science Theater 3000. I think a black guy from the Bronx does Chiba's voice. I couldn't watch the entire film it was that bad. Instead of this ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8604 | 0pending | fd1b800f-3ea2-4b43-b806-e06448f3c8fe | The best thing you can say about this movie is that if you are a fan of Sonny Chiba, this movie gives you lots of him. Chiba makes speeches; Chiba poses; Chiba sneers; Chiba glares at the camera; Chiba punches and kicks the living sushi out of a whole bunch of bad guys; Chiba sits around on couches and chairs and looks... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8605 | 0pending | d9fa09b3-f1ba-4131-91ae-656320984b46 | The first few minutes of "The Bodyguard" do have a campy charm: it opens with crawling text from the Bible (the part that Samuel Jackson recites to his soon-to-be victims in "Pulp Fiction"), continues with two karate school teachers in New York arguing about the eternal question of mankind (who is better? Sonny Chiba o... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8606 | 0pending | 62763db8-9e05-4f15-a6c9-fe9f6d3b2458 | Before I begin, you need to know that I am a huge fan of many of Sonny Chiba's films. His biographical series of the life of his master, Mas Oyama, were amazing and among the best martial arts films ever made, as were most of his Street Fighter films. The action was practically non-stop and with the possible exception ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8607 | 0pending | 700e665e-14dd-4ac0-8e33-78cbe2ebf266 | Most action films are crass of Hindi cinema, especially of Sunny and his family <br /><br />The film is typical Sunny type with bashes, big dialogues and melodrama<br /><br />The film also has typical Rajiv Rai ingredients of many henchmen and a weird villain<br /><br />The starting is okay and then the shift to Kenya ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8608 | 0pending | e7516686-098c-495f-b862-de74d949a509 | I watched this movie on march 21 this year.Must say disappointment.But much better than "Tridev".Plot is hackneyed.Tells about Prabhat who lives with his father,Wife and his little brother.The movie opens when he saves a bride.Anyway.Azghar Jhurhad makes a plot to kill his young brother.He makes a plan by sending few m... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8609 | 0pending | d3fec25d-4b6b-4a00-b583-45957a3e85be | Imagine that in adapting a James Bond novel into a movie, the filmmakers eliminated all the action and suspense in order to make it kid-friendly. Or if a television producer told Chris Rock he couldn't cuss so that his specials could be rated PG. In the same way, the director of the movie "Something Wicked This Way Com... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8610 | 0pending | 004524d8-e178-48ab-954e-3a4e7e0dbc66 | First and foremost, I loved the novel by Ray Bradbury. It's the kind of horror that gets under your skin and sticks with you later. It was one of his best books, with, you know, Fahrenheit 451 and Dandelion Wine. I as just hoping that this movie would be all right. It had lots of chances, with a great cast, like Jason ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8611 | 0pending | f1e6e10c-40f2-400a-ac87-bb65d52d7e45 | I have never read the Bradbury novel that this movie is based on but from what I've gathered, it will be interesting (when I finally do read it and I will). My comments will be based purely on the film. As soon as I saw the trailer I knew I had to see it and was so excited but when I finally did, I was so disappointed ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8612 | 0pending | d0fe76a2-d070-415a-9c41-b257d52bb664 | This sports a nice, deep cast but for a thriller you better deliver more than name actors and talk. The first third of this movie was nothing but talk, and more talk. Most of that was a bunch of women bitching about everything to each other. <br /><br />The first five listed actors in here are women so that verifies th... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8613 | 0pending | 1ca4f29e-3fda-4ad0-8c72-198cbed2e701 | This TV-made thriller is all talk, little action. It works hard to set up its convoluted plot, yet the writing is so muddled the exposition is still cloudy at best. By the end, I knew no more about these characters than I did at the beginning. It has a quasi-"Ten Little Indians" scenario, but ditches it mid-way through... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8614 | 0pending | 29335274-1570-4486-b6d7-65badbc87bdc | This is a low budget Roger Corman horror/creature flick. A DinoCroc is created when manipulation of prehistoric genes runs amok. An engineered croc first kills one of its own then gets the taste of human and becomes a fast growing terror after escaping. None of the characters have any depth, but then they are not the f... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8615 | 0pending | 7b353816-5677-4eac-ae3d-7f7c5adad9e1 | This is just a joke of a movie,they lost me already at the opening scene (Spoilerwarning) dangerous creature kills other creature in his cage,this is watched by a scientist that works there on a monitor and guess what she does,well lets go in to the cage to check the stuff out,omg how dumb do those writers think human ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8616 | 0pending | 5bf213d2-798f-4527-a27b-41dcc8c81114 | Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water...<br /><br />Another computer generated mutant croc on the prowl for human lunchmeat, let loose by another one of those facilities conducting mad science. Gereco Biotech company is fooling around with growth hormone research, accidentally releasing a baby cro... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8617 | 0pending | d67a8dcf-b378-429e-90f9-509fee622ec3 | What an awful movie. I love monster flicks but I couldn't watch even half of the terrible acting, cardboard characters and abysmal special effects. There is nothing redeeming about this movie. The characters come from either an endless supply of suicidally stupid cannon fodder or else they are vacuous, uninspiring sock... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8618 | 0pending | 5a3198a4-8747-44f1-91b0-f2e0e11294e6 | the film looks like as if the director was forced to make this movie by some gang of terrorists . it should actually be called dino crap.<br /><br />there is nothing good about this movie.. even the actors are not worth a penny. don't waste your time watching this movie. the director should be shot in the head for havi... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8619 | 0pending | 5a69290d-226d-4c18-86ad-127cc9e0f3b6 | This is possibly one of the worst giant killer animal movies I have ever seen. It follows the typical premise of a laboratory experiment gone wrong and a giant crocodile with a rapid growth chemical in it escapes. The monster looks way to much like a dinosaur, having big Tyranosaurous-like hind legs, when it should jus... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8620 | 0pending | 3343a95f-6ed5-4303-87ef-0a50f7b2c69d | There are some things I can never understand. Such as this movie. What if I were to create a really really cheap and crappy looking Dino and crocodile polygon model in Maya and then proceed to cut and paste that into an amateur video clip having people scream and getting eaten by the same thing? How can anyone even bel... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8621 | 0pending | c2d3fab4-5a38-4b09-bf29-9fc24613a11b | A large part of the scenes should be cut off. There is a lot of scenes that should have been cut off. For example the scene where the hunters mentions "I got spiders on my dick", "I like dick", playing in the mud scene, or a bar scene where a professional dinocroc hunters main job is a snake charmer.<br /><br />How abo... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8622 | 0pending | 0627dedc-1816-4f7b-8f50-49b8e18950d8 | Now I myself am a lover of the B movie genre but this piece of trash insults me to no end. First of all the movie is starring Lizzy McGuire's brother as the annoying little kid that goes looking for his lost 3 legged dog. Now please what kind of dumb ass mistakes a three-legged dog for a god damn mutated crocodile plea... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8623 | 0pending | 0346b447-b764-43c3-bfc2-c957cc8d4dbe | This is the first non-zombie subgenre review ive done but this movie is worth doing a review for. Dinocroc is a good movie in general but unfortunately it is still an obvious b-movie. The Dinocroc itself looked great but i thought the movie itself needed a little bit more weight as in action and violence because whenev... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8624 | 0pending | f0ef49d9-bc61-49d1-ae38-cfa532203058 | What a terrible film. It sucked. It was terrible. I don't know what to say about this film but DinoCrap, which I stole from some reviewer with a nail up his ass. AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sigh.. It's not Roger Corman that I hate, it's this god-awful movie. Well, really? But what ca... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8625 | 0pending | 25583233-4064-4661-818a-37623c19bb43 | The movie was completely misleading and the bonus material confirmed my impression that it was a rip-off of Joeseph Conrad's Heart Of Darkness ,the River is replaced by a road and the boat becomes a Jeep and Walter Kurtz is Osama.<br /><br />The claims made on the outside of the DVD box was overt fraud to<br /><br />ta... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8626 | 0pending | db79fca2-9762-4fe5-8409-ef6219881cb6 | i went into this hoping it would be the "thought provoking" little gem people have reviewed this as. i love indy films and expected to dig this too. knowing what a hot button this topics is i expected to be really entertained, maybe even see an outsiders perspective.<br /><br />all i can say is wow....if your into self... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8627 | 0pending | 7f1f22e5-db90-42f3-9f2d-3a32f839c52f | I thought before starting with these movie that it might be a good one, but when i started with it i found it really awful. They said movie is being made in Afghanistan but i think 95% of the movie is shot in India. you can see Indian made cars. you can see lars drinking bisleri(an Indian water brand), Hindi written on... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8628 | 0pending | 248c9467-775e-43d1-ab10-6c58900042f9 | I watched the first 15 minutes, thinking it was a real documentary (with an irritatingly overly dramatic "on camera" producer).<br /><br />When I realized it was all staged I thought "why would I want to waste my time watching this junk??" So I turned it off and came online to warn other people. The characters don't ac... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8629 | 0pending | 17253d35-e097-4199-8c05-0d2eb8969560 | If it wasn't for some immature gullible idiot I know insisting that I watch this "documentary" I would never have seen this comedy! This film is full of bad scripting and laughable moments. One in particular is where the Afghan police / soldiers arrest Don Larson for filming in the streets while they allow the camerama... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8630 | 0pending | 8c913997-58a1-4a83-ae53-213eeb045581 | This movie fails miserably on every level. I have an idea, let's take everyone involved in this movie and ship them into a hot zone in the middle east. Maybe if we're lucky they'll all be shot and killed and we won't have to ever have our time wasted by them again. Did I mention that I have never been so bitter about a... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8631 | 0pending | 43387a6c-8a5f-4dc9-8897-7bce3e7b2780 | Well, basically, the movie blows! It's Blair Witch meets Sean Penn's ill conceived fantasy about going to Iraq to show the world what the "War on Terror" is really about. The script sounds like it was written by 8th grader (no offense to 8th graders); the two main actors over-act the entire film; they used the wrong ki... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8632 | 0pending | 822f6ebd-e7e1-4f73-a0ca-fe50311b7482 | Amateurish in the extreme. Camera work especially overwrought - documentary camera operators needn't spin around ALL THE TIME.<br /><br />The script is truly inane, and the acting is even worse. On top of that, the story is disjointed and meandering - with some gaping holes in logic. At one point the lead wishes to get... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8633 | 0pending | 1538ce56-d269-4336-a55d-8f80e14dab5a | This is the worst movie I have ever seen. I was going to get up and leave at Tape 4 but I stuck it out. I now consider myself a Masochist! Afghanistan? Come on guys! Who's the idiot who forgot to hide the Sanskrit billboards? I thought the lead actor(George Calil) was particularly inept. Apart from the bad acting and o... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8634 | 0pending | 2c2beaed-fe96-415b-84c9-04ff5617c782 | I just got back from this free screening, and this "Osama Witch Project" is the hands-down worst film I've seen this year, worse than even "Catwoman" - which had the decency to at least pass itself off as fiction.<br /><br />In "September Tapes," a "film crew" of "documentary journalists" heads to Afghanistan - despite... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8635 | 0pending | 30f36a28-12e9-4cd7-be5d-649d346ce8c9 | This is a complete Hoax...<br /><br />The movie clearly has been shot in north western Indian state of Rajasthan. Look at the chase scene - the vehicles are Indian; the writing all over is Hindi - language used in India. The drive through is on typical Jaipur streets. Also the palace is in Amer - about 10 miles from Ja... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8636 | 0pending | cd1cf7df-f6f3-4c3d-a308-a767b7f2507f | A Blair Witch-War Movie that is as much of a letdown as Bwitch was! The title says it all, save your money and your time and spend it on a good movie such as "Once Upon a Time in America", "The Shawshank Redemption" or "Enemy at the Gates" (if you want to watch a GREAT "war" movie) etc.<br /><br />This movie, if it wer... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8637 | 0pending | aaf49cd7-2ed4-4f02-8435-6fba8c7c153f | I have to say this is an awful movie, for the mere fact that when you see this movie on the guide, it is listed as a documentary. As I watched it, I started laughing, thinking to myself, does this guy actually expect me to believe this is real? So I had to look it up, and now see that it is a movie, but now since it is... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8638 | 0pending | 4aafd843-afe9-45c6-be59-4d24f217ae79 | Grand Central Murder (1942) Dir: S. Sylvan Simon <br /><br />Production: MGM <br /><br />This mediocre 'B' mystery was one of only five films released in 1942 with Simon as director. Surely he could have fit another Red Skelton film or two on his schedule! Anyway, Grand Central Murder is a shameless rip-off of the Thin... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8639 | 0pending | f59e5a61-7269-4494-8773-f353778a12dc | I watched 3/4 of this movie and wondered why it got such horrible reviews here. It was fairly easy to watch (at 3am). It had good casting - Kevin Dillon's role of the sociopath serial killer was very believable - he was both charasmatic and chilling. The rest of the main characters weren't so bad either.<br /><br />Thi... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8640 | 0pending | 6fc5589c-0d87-4cf0-ac4a-727fdfd5119f | Routine suspense yarn about a sociopath (Dillon) who gives his sperm to a clinic of human reproduction and starts to harrass the lives of the woman (Antony) and his husband (Mancuso). Extremely predictable, far-fetched and with undecided tone all the way. Don't lose your time with this one...make a baby instead! | [] | [] | [] |
train_8641 | 0pending | 11e8e993-51d7-4b3d-b029-7c7ff0889548 | Action, violence, sex and coarse language are the things that the characters do during the whole movie. And everything they do is done without reason. Mark L. Lester is (un)known for his violent (without reason)movies (Commando, The Base). The story is weird but stupid. The actors play their stupid characters very well... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8642 | 0pending | 41d2a891-5234-4d7c-965d-c70d8af804e0 | More of a mystery movie with some gratuitous horror elements thrown in; mediocre overall.<br /><br />It starts with a woman having a nightmare in which her sex partner gets out of bed, goes into the room of her crying child, and kills it. She wakes up. Then, that man is dying in a hospital, spitting up blood. His estra... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8643 | 0pending | 52087b76-dd06-4928-ab04-fe2fedf08aa5 | He really lost the plot with this one! None of his distinctive trademarks here at all, an uninteresting plot and completely terrible acting make this his worst film (in my opinion). Even his trademark gore is gone, bar one scene in an operating theatre. Oh well, at least his next film 'Nightmare Concert' showed that he... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8644 | 0pending | 59e98536-c8bc-46d5-8f46-4d8df05cb4f4 | This is definitely not one of Lucio Fulci's better flicks by any stretch of the imagination. The plot is pretty bad, a millionaire is murdered and his spirt calls upon his daughter to find out who did it. But the biggest problem i have with this (besides knowing who killed him within 10 minutes of watching the movie) w... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8645 | 0pending | aeecf80f-7b04-4ed3-a06b-90234fe01196 | Seeing a photo of a man being attacked by zombies gave me hope that Lucio "Zombi" Fulci might be up to his old tricks. Unfortunately, other than the close ups of a rotting corpse, there's little to recommend in this story of the murder of a wealthy man and his daughter's quest to figure out who killed him. None of the ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8646 | 0pending | 20fb6390-c0ea-4e49-ba4a-de04b23df453 | I'm a big fan of Lucio Fulci; many of his Giallo and splatter flicks are amongst my favourites of all time, but this made for TV movie is extremely sub par and not what I've come to expect from the great Italian director. The film is neither interesting, like some of Fulci's more tame Giallo's, or gory like the majorit... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8647 | 0pending | f93ad1a6-c3fd-49f8-b32f-d857c3c2e0ff | I am a huge Charlton Heston fan. He is without a doubt one of the greatest actors of all time, but what was he thinking when he made this movie. Normally if he made a bad movie I could blame it on the screenwriter or director, but in this case it's all him. The suckiness of this movie is all his fault. It proves that n... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8648 | 0pending | 8b909bfc-b5b1-46e1-9c38-a87ed7afec2d | ALMOST GOLDEN: THE JESSICA SAVITCH STORY<br /><br />Aspect ratio: 1.33:1<br /><br />Sound format: Stereo<br /><br />Bland, soap-opera dramatisation of the rise and fall of America's first female TV news anchor. With a tighter script and direction - and a better cast - this might have passed muster, but the flimsy story... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8649 | 0pending | bc947333-36b8-408f-9bb6-de9f9acccf76 | I know that in this episode there's other stuff apart from what I am going to discuss, and in fact I think it has some virtues; for example, the fact, after we had been given a very negative opinion of Jin from seeing Sun's flashbacks in "House of the Rising Sun", we get to see Jin's side of things and get a new, more ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8650 | 0pending | af041028-6ec9-4d2d-af6c-207da88a470a | Dear Richard, I know we all loved you on Home Improvement with Tim Allen. But seriously, do you not have anything else to do besides lame sequels to Air Bud? I would have thought Tim might have actually give you a bit role by now or even becoming his personal assistant. I know that seems ironic, but the pay benefits ar... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8651 | 0pending | e5961801-01bd-48ec-bc95-4633357264a7 | My 7-year-old daughter loved it, as Disney execs crassly calculated that she would. That's the problem with "Air Buddies." It's a strictly by-the-numbers children's film filled with carefully calculated cuteness, a couple politically correct morals, and enough potty humor to avoid the dreaded G rating. As a parent, or ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8652 | 0pending | e24621cc-72e0-4ef9-9003-3c0b61ddf000 | Although this is generally a cheesy jungle-adventure movie, it does have some highlights - the settings are quite beautiful, and the pacing of the adventure is good. You won't be bored watching it.<br /><br />Keith is as breezy as possible playing the eponymous lead, an unabashedly drunk jungle guide shanghai'd into es... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8653 | 0pending | 57719713-65a1-4e7d-8a2e-6c812cb7944c | Looking through the other comments, I'm amazed that there aren't any warnings to potential viewers of what they have to look forward to when renting this garbage. First off, I rented this thing with the understanding that it was a competently rendered Indiana Jones knock-off. What I got was one of the most offensive mo... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8654 | 0pending | 9576bd41-86b4-4201-95ba-3240d894aba0 | In the unlikely case that some aspiring directors are reading these comments, I'd like to offer some advice (free of charge!), from a viewer's perspective. If you want to make a serious exotic adventure film, do it. If you want to make a spoof of exotic adventure films, go ahead. DO NOT try to make both at the same tim... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8655 | 0pending | 9c62d0a3-a3be-4334-a559-a650aa80c749 | The acting wasn't great, the story was full of simplistic turns and transparent characters. It's about the repercussions of the struggle between right-wing Flemish block voters on the one side and the Moroccon people living in the Belgian city Antwerp on the other side. Is it a political analysis ? Is it some kind of B... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8656 | 0pending | 7aea9182-d0d6-44db-97b8-f3c6b9a71df4 | This movie is about a cop (Ching Wan Lau) trying to catch a super-clever thief (Ekin Cheng) who blackmails an insurance company headed by a Kelly Lin. Basically, whatever plans the cop tries the thief somehow knows them beforehand. This movie, covered by handsome lead actors, beautiful lead actress and good camera shot... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8657 | 0pending | 160d10f4-31fc-47fb-b39d-202d5a110415 | Since Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon came along, there's been a lot of talk about a revival of the Hong Kong movie industry. Don't believe it. The people now making movies in HK give new meaning to the word crass. Running Out of Time 2 is a perfect example. Ekin Cheng is the name draw, here, but he spends most of the fi... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8658 | 0pending | af6223c6-67d5-402a-b9a5-fe031b531910 | The previous poster obviously worked on the movie. It's a joke how bad it is and no one would review this kind of movie the way he did.Mentioning all of the actors' names and what they were in previously is a sure sign that he's involved with it in some way.<br /><br />It's on Cinemax right now and I was sure this was ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8659 | 0pending | fb6314b2-c67a-4ac5-a9fd-9f7f18a91e7e | I was unsure whether or not Andy Sidaris could repeat his success with the cinematic hit "Malibu Express." With his film Fit to Kill he has proved that Sidaris is a serious filmmaker and not just a one-shot director. The plot written by Sidaris, which was ungratefully passed up by the Academy, is a complex screenplay i... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8660 | 0pending | 067ee563-13d1-4f7b-8e33-4d4a1037b209 | If you want to see women's breasts, get a porno. There is no plot, but the last 45 minutes of this movie focus on resolving some sort of dangerous plan. The only value this movie has is that sometimes its so bad its funny, and, yes, boobs are boobs. | [] | [] | [] |
train_8661 | 0pending | 0c625306-9b77-4b56-b6d4-60b3779b98ba | Unbelievably awful film. I watched part of this on T.V. recently. My jaw dropped as I watched a horrendously conceived plot and listened to mind-numbing drivel. Not a single line from the master of one-liners could come close to producing anything resembling a chuckle. It was so bad it made me want to exhume Rodney Dan... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8662 | 0pending | 7f4332c1-789e-4231-bcb9-4d1cf79c1cf9 | Having watched 10 minutes of this movie I was bewildered, having watched 30 minutes my toes were curling - I simply couldn't believe it: The movie is really awful. In fact it is so awful, that I had to watch all of it just to be convinced(!). During this, I came to realize that it reminded me of a bunch of Danish so-ca... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8663 | 0pending | 2c125743-22c3-4706-88b0-ff3b3aaa3a0e | Rodney Dangerfield is a great. He has done a lot of great works. But this one....is awful. The whole plot is whack. It could have been much better. The jokes in the movie aren't funny....their stupid. This was very not so hilarious. He can do much better than this. | [] | [] | [] |
train_8664 | 0pending | 75b677aa-31ba-4ea3-b6bb-f0f2b4189f8b | This movie was so bad, outdated and stupid that I had rough times to watch it to the end. I had seen this Rodney guy in Natural Born Killers and I thought he was funny as hell in it, but this movie was crap. The "jokes" weren't funny, actors weren't funny, anything about it wasn't even remotely funny. Don't waste your ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8665 | 0pending | ddf005ad-bbdf-4692-b04d-dcd49ed5d230 | I have to confess right off that I have never been a fan of Rodney Dangerfield. Indeed, from me he gets "no respect." I watched this only because my wife wanted to see it, and found exactly what I expected: a stupid story without any real humour. It's full of lame, crude jokes and a totally ridiculous plot revolving ar... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8666 | 0pending | b0451a83-91cd-434b-8ab4-c748c9068d75 | I almost burst into tears watching this movie. Not from laughing but from the memories of a great Rodney Dangerfield movie. Candyshack was his first and stole the movie, Easy Money had him at his best, and Back To School is by far an 80's classic masterpiece. Then there was Ladybugs and that's when it started to show. ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8667 | 0pending | caf7b0f6-a483-478a-8cde-8681a5bedbfd | This was a watchable movie, but plot was a little weak and most of the jokes were from some of Rodney's earlier movies. With that said, it was worth the time to watch. I gave this a 5 out of 10. So basically, its one of those movies that you do not go out of your way to see, but if you find it on the tube, take a chanc... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8668 | 0pending | f76eac20-78df-4206-af4f-fc1e60f41f3b | When Rodney Dangerfield is on a roll, he's hilarious. In My 5 Wives, he's not on a roll. The timing of the one-liners is off, but they're the best thing going for the movie. The five women who play the wives don't add up to one whole actress between them. The plot is very weak. Even the premise is pretty weak; there ar... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8669 | 0pending | a597bdb4-2d1f-42b6-803c-db69f647a142 | As much as I love Rodney Dangerfield, this was a terrible movie. The plot was kind of a holistic rip off of various movies, but unfortunately they forgot to rip off any good jokes. In addition it was annoying and boring and that's being kind. If you're looking for a good laugh, rent a copy of Private Parts. | [] | [] | [] |
train_8670 | 0pending | aa258611-33fc-46da-bb2f-dcbf80eb388c | If you seen Rodney Dangerfield's previous movies and performances, you'll recognise several of the jokes made in this odd piece of dreck. Written like a sitcom, this movie fails to strike any sort of likeable chord throughout, from the self-help doctor played by the aways sexy-as-chopped liver Molly Shannon to the 'I'm... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8671 | 0pending | cafb58f2-3930-41fa-aa97-9609f68d80ae | This movie features two of my favorite actors in Kilmer and Downey. It also boasts the always enjoyable Larry Miller in a too-small part. Despite this I found it to be nearly unwatchable. Michelle Monaghan may be pretty but she is nearly charisma free and the reasons for Downey's character's obsession with her characte... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8672 | 0pending | c5df8834-d6ab-4af2-8303-48a3761164c8 | <br /><br />The movie "Slugs" is unique because the titular vermin are actually the good guys in this horrific tale of nature gone awry. You see, these poor slugs have been mutated through the pollution of evil humans and don't mean to do anything malicious, they're just slugs- slugs with sharp teeth who eat flesh and ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8673 | 0pending | b5da1c15-66bb-44bb-b902-ce6265f7b51a | I love killer Insects movies they are great fun to watch, I had to watch this movie as it was one of my Favourite horror books by Shaun Hutson.<br /><br />I have met him and I wish I did listen to him as this movie was terrible like he Said it was,after he said that I was still dying to see how bad it was.<br /><br />T... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8674 | 0pending | f82ab374-5fb0-4d94-8bfb-67b72e94387d | This is a mildly interesting late 80's gore fest featuring some nasty slugs with a taste for human blood. If you can get past the ridiculousness of the whole thing you might actually get some minor enjoyment out of this. The acting is awful and the plot is simply there to hold the movie together between gory slug attac... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8675 | 0pending | 3d6172a4-b3a2-4c31-9b8c-b519014154ac | Mike Brady (Michael Garfield who had a minuscule part in the classic "The Warriors") is the first person in the community to realize that there's murderous slugs in his small town. Not just any slugs, mind you, but carnivorous killer bigger then normal, mutated by toxic waste slugs (who still only go as fast as a norma... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8676 | 0pending | 181b128c-b4a6-4891-8015-9a92c568e022 | This could have been a rather entertaining film, but instead it ranks with other duds like Leeches and Rest In Pieces at the bottom of the cinematic food chain. Had they played this flick tongue-in-cheek, it could have been a very entertaining film, like Re-Animator or Dead ALive, but Juan Piquor Simon plays it tongue-... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8677 | 0pending | 917fea6e-7ab2-4ac5-81fa-bc7a279dfd56 | All you really need to know about this movie comes after the opening scene, where a guy falls into a lake and gets eaten. Then they start rolling the title credits: You see "Slugs!" in big letters, followed shortly thereafter by "The Movie." WHEW! I was worried I had accidentally tuned into "Slugs: The Musical" or "Slu... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8678 | 0pending | 6fbcaa3f-02c6-4970-b1f0-98af0f4a8d7c | Ok, where do we start with this little gem? Mutant slugs begin to take over a small New England (?) town. Only one man can stop them... and that man... is Mike Brady! Now, if that wasn't laughable enough, stay tuned.<br /><br />The footage of the slugs is what's known as stock footage. No matter who the slugs attack or... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8679 | 0pending | ae3ed37a-a976-4812-87ec-7aec1bcab633 | In all of low budget history. this movie has to be one of the worst. True ther are some humorous sides to the movie, but in general it was just plain awful. I just can't understand what person could not out run a bunch of slugs. I mean they have to be one of the slowest creatures on the planet. The only part worth whil... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8680 | 0pending | ed13e1f8-6f07-4110-8b06-efd2345fef4f | is seismic activity with little or negligible results on the surface. So in that respect, IMDb's average voting score is spot on.<br /><br />A Spanish film made in the USA with third or fourth rate actors giving a kind of "Falcon Crest" dimension to the whole affair is a wonderful way to waste your time, as well as was... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8681 | 0pending | fee24dab-410b-4f5b-8439-9601bb570959 | Just kidding! This was one of the worst movies I have ever seen! It was so bad though, that it was hilarious. My friend and I purposly rented it because it looked so bad. Cheesy old horror flicks are always good for some laughs. The plot stunk, some of the voices were dubbed, the quality was horrendous. But I sure had ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8682 | 0pending | c513a280-a0e9-4e86-b202-b58c6a473c68 | I'm not even gonna waste time on this one; it's not funny, not scary, practically unwatchable and only occassionaly gory(the FX suck though(no pun intended)). This is a disclaimer; WATCH AT YOUR PERIL! Ask yourself 1 question; Are slugs scary? | [] | [] | [] |
train_8683 | 0pending | a08a609e-2f28-4266-94e1-039d9369d95c | Basically this is a pale shadow of High Fidelity, which was a witty and wonderfully acted film with several truly winning character turns. Watching the Detectives has none of that.<br /><br />The premise of a video store geek swept off his feet by a quirky mystery woman is a good one but is never fully or adequately ex... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8684 | 0pending | e2fcb691-2f03-49b1-bc22-d3331f184c7a | Lucy Alexis Liu and Cillian Murphy are both excellent actors, who can certainly rise to any acting challenge put to them.<br /><br />Unfortunately 'Watching the Detectives (2007)' offers only one to both actors and audience alike: not to fall asleep during a mind-numbingly boring, very predictable and unimaginative sto... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8685 | 0pending | 0bf1e781-9e09-42a3-841d-312073707061 | At one point, Violet (Lucy Liu) tells Neil (Cillian Murphy) that why she constantly seeks out for an adventure. She said "because I'm bore-phobic". It mean that she can't really get on with her life by doing some mandatory activities. Well, I think her reason and the way this film go is very ironic. Because "Watching t... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8686 | 0pending | e82974e3-119f-4f05-9931-96aaf41f2ef0 | Well, I finally saw it. I didn't go when it first came out because, well, frankly, I was afraid. Afraid of how bad it might be, or how disappointing. While not as bad as Menace, and better than Clones, it wasn't particularly memorable, or satisfying.<br /><br />I was 11 years old when I saw Star Wars. I still remember ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8687 | 0pending | a14d28a2-b48b-42d1-b158-25dfbed017fb | To make a film straddling the prequels and the "real" Star Wars trilogy would tax even a great film-maker....Mr Lucas is not that film-maker.<br /><br />To portray the fall of a good man into darkness needs a good actor...Mr Christensen is not that actor.<br /><br />The first 60-80 minutes are overwhelmingly boring wit... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8688 | 0pending | a594ed7b-581f-4d8e-8559-2c6b793f2c11 | I'm trying to decide if jumping into a wood chopper would be more enjoyable than this dreck. It finishes the destruction of what was once a classic couple of films. With Jedi, Menace, Clowns and Sith we have the death of Lucas' career. He wants us to swallow the Annakin is Vader nonsense? I never believed it was true. ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8689 | 0pending | 9bf2a186-7997-4851-972b-21abca05c112 | Ludicrous. Angelic 9-year-old Annakin turns into whiny brat 19-year-old Annakin, who somehow seems appealing to Amidala, 5 years his senior. Now 22-year-old Jedi warrior hero Annakin has a couple of bad dreams, and so takes to slaughtering children, his friends, and the entire framework of his existence because a crazy... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8690 | 0pending | 5fcbb6a0-7f02-469d-9aca-bfd2957ddc16 | First let me preface this post by saying that I am a fan of the original Star Wars MOVIES...I don't read the books, play the games, wear the underwear or eat the cereal (if there is one). I am simply a fan of the films.<br /><br />With that being said, I struggle to see how people are giving this movie such high praise... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8691 | 0pending | aff135ae-eab0-46a1-932b-b3387ef6f8ed | Revenge of the Sith starts out with a long action sequence that is impressive without being terribly exciting, then gets really boring for the next hour and fifteen minutes, with the same horrible dialogue and dull machinations that have plagued the rest of the prequel series. The only thing that improves the proceedin... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8692 | 0pending | cffead1b-69ca-4e17-91ce-dbac42849402 | This kind of storytelling is unacceptable The only reason this film is anywhere above the 5 stars out of 10 line is because it's got George Lucas behind it, and it has the words "Star" and "Wars" in its title. That is an insult to aspiring filmmakers, and many others out there who have made clearly superior films with ... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8693 | 0pending | 5eaaa474-d1d8-415e-a490-58564fd6d394 | What a disappointment... admittedly the best of the prequels, but the story is weak, the plot is rushed and the end result is just a collection of set pieces, poorly realised and tacked together amateurishly. There are numerous continuity errors that clash glaringly with the original films, and the emergence of Darth V... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8694 | 0pending | 5d59cff1-0bea-4687-bd17-a0cb11e9e73a | Well, I guess I'll have to be the one to say "The Emperor has no clothes." When I saw this show listed for PBS last night I was both hopeful and apprehensive. I loved "Morse" (even going so far as to buy the complete DVD set) and felt that, while I always liked Kevin Whately's Sgt. Lewis character, the show WAS John Th... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8695 | 0pending | 9dcce802-d319-4cbe-baa3-49523ffb67ed | Movie didn't have much plot and was uninteresting. Basically you spend a lot of time watching people paint. Also it's very difficult to hear or understand the dialogue -- partially because of the accents, but also because words are mumbled. | [] | [] | [] |
train_8696 | 0pending | a2839902-65b0-4746-9556-84b60e6e8fce | Americans have the attention span of a fruit fly and if something does not happen within the span of a typical commercial, we tend to lose interest really fast.<br /><br />I found out an exciting fact from this film: someone has to paint high tension utility poles and do it on a schedule! And guess what, they really wo... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8697 | 0pending | aa7244b6-1943-44a8-8e78-560e6baa986b | Billed as a kind of sequel to The Full Monty, about unemployed men in Sheffield, this movie is a fake.<br /><br />As someone born in Sheffield, and still with links to the city, I was extremely disappointed by this film. Someone said it could have been set in Oklahoma, and that just about sums it up for me. This looked... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8698 | 0pending | 8c34fc56-4a7b-4580-b5ef-86e72c604211 | This apology for a movie is about absolutely nothing! Rachel Griffiths must have needed the money. The film must have been made on a very low budget, because the lighting was non existent. I made a vow if I ever see Pete Postlesumthingor other I'll commit suicide. I'd be happy to know if there was 1) a plot or 2)a scri... | [] | [] | [] |
train_8699 | 0pending | 8adb1387-2ae8-474f-9f5d-28e0261b7eeb | If my memory is correct, when this movie was released it came across as something of a comedy - a funny look at the adult entertainment industry. If that's what it's supposed to be, it doesn't really work. It just isn't that funny. Setting that rather significant (since this is called a comedy!) failure aside, since I ... | [] | [] | [] |
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