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test_1300 | pending | feaee5b3-7819-417f-b50d-ed0d765ea6df | Did you find the title funny? Oh, you didn't? Well that's because you're uptight. Learn to laugh because if you're not laughing, you're not living. So please, lower your standards regarding to what you believe is funny to that of a mere infant. Now do you find it funny? Still no?! OK, that's because you're full of your... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1301 | pending | 96460d77-86d9-47ea-baa9-ab05403a4a97 | To put it simply, Mind of Mencia is the worst, unfunniest show on Comedy Central, and quite possibly all of television... ever. I love Comedy Central and watch many shows and movies there all the time, but every time the intro for this show even starts after some good comedy, I can't find the remote fast enough.<br /><... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1302 | pending | 20191f12-b76e-4ac7-90c4-383a5760af6a | Thats right I can't watch Comedy Central anymore just because I can't bear to watch the repeated commercials for this show. I'll tell you the truth, this is a terrible show not because I'm offended by it, but because Carlos Mencia is one of the worst comedians I have ever seen. I rather watch Carrot Top do a George Bus... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1303 | pending | 37c7b5b0-621e-40cf-a071-c56d6e89ff9f | There's been a whole lot made about Carlos Mencia's (Mr. Holness, excuse me) theft of other comics' material. Heck, even before Joe Rogan had a blowup with him on stage I knew that Carlos Mensteala was swiping material from Cosby and Kinison and a host of others.<br /><br />To compound the crime of his theft, he retold... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1304 | pending | 75637f2b-6cfd-4cf5-b5d1-5d4a78d5a5b8 | The tagline for this show is, "He's speaking his mind. We're hiring extra lawyers." If you look back in time, any classic raunchy comedian never prided himself in being controversial. Richard Pryor's tagline wasn't, "I'm Crude, Racist and Daring." That's basically how Comedy Central is marketing this show - in your fac... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1305 | pending | bab09061-37d5-420f-ba9f-36e5438cad22 | Okay, I like to give the benefit of the doubt. I watched his show.<br /><br />It isn't funny to me. All I remember was a lot of "weird" noises and yelling. I don't think I even cracked a smile. The only thing that somewhat resembled humour was his Anjelina Jolie/Jennifer Aniston bit. I think you can get dumber by the m... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1306 | pending | 8783088d-b421-4445-ba7e-ce83cbf58891 | Besides the fact that this guy is a liar, he is also a total idiot, and a thief in the comedy community. Once when I attempted to watch this excuse for a television show, I believe i actually threw up in my mouth a little. I can't help but feel a little bit dumber every time is see one of his horrid commercials while I... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1307 | pending | b5b55a45-d382-41af-80a7-509e874ccf52 | I'm a huge comedy show fan. Racial humor is always a little risky but the greats like George Lopez, Dave Chapelle, Lisa Lampanelli etc. pull it off perfectly.<br /><br />They don't go overboard, make the audience uncomfortable or *cough cough* STEAL JOKES! But I won't harp upon that.<br /><br />Carlos makes racial humo... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1308 | pending | 9238c11e-694c-4160-b1a1-0b14350c3008 | Carlos Mencia is not funny. From his stand up specials to this train wreck of a TV series, Carlos Mencia is not funny. I have been trying to convince people for two years that he steals other comedians' jokes, and as far as his comedy material goes, he is a regular "Johnny-come-lately" with far less than sub-par result... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1309 | pending | ce4dbb68-1330-4942-b8bc-b2de5c6697d8 | Occasionally I accidentally leave the television on after "South Park" and I end up catching some of the train wreck of middle school humor that is "Mind of Mencia". It's the only time I wish my room was cleaner because I'd be able to find the remote that much faster. The truth is Comedy Central was in need of a replac... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1310 | pending | 2e6cf08f-d5c6-478c-9edc-2b0fc6f9cce0 | Carlos is perhaps not the most original comic, but the first series was amusing, his forthright comments and observations were fresh. I missed a couple of seasons, but after all of the allegations of stealing material I caught a couple of episodes of the Mind of Mencia at the end of July 07. A bit of a change I see! Ca... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1311 | pending | b100a298-0623-4a8d-aac0-edd1134fdad6 | I've only seen most of the series since I leave the TV on as background noise in my dorm.<br /><br />I've been a fan of Mencia but this show really doesn't do much for me. Occasionally he'll say or do something to pull a chuckle out, but he has this aura of smugness that completely ruins it.<br /><br />I've always thou... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1312 | pending | b335067c-4790-4366-85b8-92bdfc774c97 | Carlos wants to make fun of affirmative action, racial stereotypes and related topics on his show which makes him a lot like Supreme Court Justice Thomas. He's there BECAUSE of his race and then denigrates it. He can supposedly make fun of Mexicans to no end because he is himself Mexican, and I would also contend he ca... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1313 | pending | 2e4f2002-24bf-4a7d-80ea-3977ffbd7e8c | It doesn't take balls to make-fun of retarded people. Having to listen to Mencia insist that he is brave to make "retard" jokes is intolerable. Also, it doesn't take balls to bite off of the chapelle show. The racial game-shows, the racial olympics, it seems like a lot of the skits are merely reworked Chapelle Show ski... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1314 | pending | 9ec3f621-3e71-461a-b03d-a0d2f3480f6d | while mind of mencia could be summed up as nothing more than a clone of chappelle's show, it is really worse than that. first of all, Carlos mencia is a jacka** that is as funny as he is original, which isn't saying much. the show contains lame spoofs of American television ads and political issues, and mencia's "comed... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1315 | pending | 69519bc2-0aba-4887-acc8-2ae2bfeee7bf | This show reminds me of an episode of "The Simpsons," where Smithers had just been fired by Mr. Burns and was forced to live a miserable life being unemployed. All he did to while the way the hours was to drink and watch Comedy Central. The implication was that Comedy Central was a pathetic TV channel for miserable peo... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1316 | pending | 16fcdadf-3b39-4c03-9f25-375cb51f7634 | I'm sorry but this guy is not funny. I swear I've heard heard 4 year olds come up with better jokes then some of his. "Dee dee dee" for instance is possibly the worst catch phrase I've ever heard. It lacks any creativity at all, and to be making fun of mentally challenged people when you've reached level of having your... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1317 | pending | 7c36d3d3-e662-462e-8ff7-63f930dd5176 | This film is worth seeing since it is a classic in the sense of being the very first full length film released in the process of three demention. It was not very good in its acting or story plot, but can be a great movie quiz question from an historical standpoint. It should be seen in the 3 D process with polarized le... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1318 | pending | 97694eff-7a43-4da2-b348-2f20c3ae1d38 | I was a teenager when this first appeared in theaters, and I saw it in Japan. The film's plot wasn't my cup of tea as a high school sophomore, but I went to see it for the 3-D process. It had been ballyhooed in the press so that even service personnel overseas had heard of it, though it never screened at the Post theat... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1319 | pending | cb2883ea-7648-45ea-9f3b-45ab49058cfd | I saw this movie when it was first released in Pittsburgh Pa. I had traveled from Youngstown Ohio, a distance of approx. 85 miles. I knew nothing of the plot nor the players. I had read no reviews nor had I talked to anyone who had seen it. Believe me I will never make that mistake again. It was being touted I believe ... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1320 | pending | 067576a0-be28-483c-93c2-81a3d3414881 | "The Brotherhood of Satan" is a stupefying combination of conventional horror elements mixed with some imaginative characterization and direction (Bernard McEveety). It all starts out with father Charles Bateman (as Ben) driving out west with his pretty blondes: luscious Ahna Capri (as Nicky), and daughter Geri Reischl... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1321 | pending | 76adbca2-c3d8-4708-9f00-3f780187acfe | This is one of those religious horror films which never explain why the forces of "evil" are 10,000 times stronger than those of "good". We've got here a Satanic cult which can: 1) "beam away" people (like in "Star Trek"), 2) kill through little children's dolls, 3) transfer a soul from one body into another, 4) hypnot... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1322 | pending | 3775214a-59b5-4928-9b7f-7cfd9aa7099a | I have to admit, I'm not a big fan of Satanic horror movies and, in fact, I seem to like them less and less every time I see a new one, and that isn't really surprising when I end up watching films like Brotherhood of Satan! Despite its low rating on IMDb, I was surprised to hear some good things about this film and my... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1323 | pending | 1dbdb2ce-be09-4b63-a42a-6c7582211591 | Being a big fan of horror films and always manage to find something good about a picture, but this film just did not hold my interest or attention. This story revolves around a father and his daughter and a girlfriend, since his wife died a few years back. These people encounter a horrible situation in a town they stop... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1324 | pending | 502eda21-e73c-4726-a302-4eb6c89e709d | This mess starts off with a real tank running over a car, intercut with images of a toy tank. This is followed by a family driving home from a birthday party without saying anything. The unexplained tank and the untalkative family take up, I swear, over 10 minutes of film. Finally, the family sees a car after it has be... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1325 | pending | 6e29bec5-e38d-4813-933c-758e3dd03de0 | This movie is full of pseudo deep thoughtfulness and it's cloying in its writerly-ness, that includes a canned ham voice-over and some unbelievable dialogue. Dialogue that is tinny and tone deaf the way Spike sometimes (not always) is when writing "certain" characters. For those that like nonsense films like Pieces of ... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1326 | pending | 9cfbaae9-9a0c-4528-a64c-e48f08e1ba92 | This movie states through its protagonist that the world is essentially sadness and pain and those that ignore this have blinders on. One can argue whether this is true or not. But even if you accept this as true, the movie's ending either A) disputes this by saying there can be some good in tragic situations or B) for... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1327 | pending | caff5cd1-2c97-4bf3-8c25-3306befba0c5 | Not much actually happens in this movie. There are a few pivotal moments, and everything else is talking about a crucial moment that takes place before the movie began. The primary mechanism used in the story is the flashback. Flashbacks can be used very well, but they aren't here. There is zero indication when flashin... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1328 | pending | d9232ce5-092f-49da-8e0e-bf444a79d199 | For those of you who have never heard of the movie until now (of which, I presume there are many lucky people who haven't), I'll summarise it for you. Ryan Gosling plays the titular character of Leland, who also serves as the film's narrator (a la Kevin Spacey in American Beauty, but without the intelligent observation... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1329 | pending | d0d12da0-6295-4c80-bae9-4dd74d46e73e | Every once in a while, an indie comes along that has an awesome cast and a story that sounds really interesting and can't-miss, but the movie sucks. Some recent films belonging to this unfortunate category are "Levity" and "The Safety Of Objects", and now here's "The United States Of Leland".<br /><br />Said awesome ca... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1330 | pending | 9352305b-9e7d-4713-8396-afc0d5c63ee0 | I'm sorry but I cannot even partly agree with some comments on this awful piece of sh...<br /><br />English is not my native language, because I'm a German citizen, so please do not blame me for inappropriate grammar structures or something *gg I cannot understand why this movie got such a high rating? 6.3??? Are you k... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1331 | pending | d37ae391-630e-495f-9d79-ef930cfe14fb | Insane really. Even if you haven't seen the original George Cukor movie with Norma Shearer, Joan Crawford, Rosalind Russell, Paulette Goddard, Joan Fontaine and a cast of a thousand other stars you may dismiss this forced, politically correct, depressing comedy. Depressing for many different reasons. Meg Ryan for one. ... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1332 | pending | bdb0e72f-ab62-482f-8d45-72c0fc4804ed | As a Spanish tourist in Los Angeles and a fanatic movie lover I committed a terrible mistake. I went to see "The Women" The remake of one of my all time favorites. I've seen the original many many times, in fact I own it. My rushing to see the remake was based on Diane English, the woman responsible for "Murphy Brown" ... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1333 | pending | 2721f32e-3b87-4433-9f47-1f2c0f963329 | I believe an entire book can be written about the odyssey to remake the classic film on which this film is loosely based. When Hollywood first started talking about such enterprise, the reaction was always negative because there were just too many aspects that could have gone wrong, starting with the solid ensemble tha... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1334 | pending | dc92d2c3-dc97-4bf0-bfc3-14d082334736 | First, I should say that I've seen the '39 version at least 100 times; know all the dialog, and have read the '36 play, which is different from the '39 and contains nuggets of gold of its own. This version is as flat as a Lifetime movie on adultery. There's a reason you haven't seen an expensive campaign of TV ads for ... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1335 | pending | 6b10829f-1709-4a4e-a73e-3fbcce709fe0 | To say I was disappointed is an understatement. An amateur film made by professionals. I was about to leave the theater in two or three occasions (something I've never done)I was stopped by Cloris Leachman really. She rings true, the only one I should say. This new women are less modern than the George Cukor women of t... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1336 | pending | 788e93f6-f7b6-4773-90db-3060b62740c8 | I really wish I had read everyone's review before going to see the movie... it was one of the most excruciating films that I've ever seen. I was ready to leave the theater 5 minutes into the movie; I should have followed my instinct. The movie offered nothing new or clever, it was boring and very cliché. I was surprise... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1337 | pending | 0ba0e8de-bde4-412a-b703-ce840acea03d | I saw it tonight and fell asleep in the movie.<br /><br />That is something that I have not done since - I have never fallen asleep at the movies.<br /><br />I LOVE the original and have seen it several times and recommend it to everyone. This may have been the problem but I do not think so, because there were a couple... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1338 | pending | aa97e31d-9102-4393-a88e-833b789bf0dd | I've never seen the original movie others have commented on, so my perspective is just about this movie without comparison.<br /><br />I found the message of the movie to be,: if you only worry about yourself, all will be right with the world, everything will fall into place, your lovers will love you more, your friend... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1339 | pending | 42a595b7-bc2e-4908-b9c7-4efe5f6ea37f | I was very disappointed by this movie. Ms English who says that she is a fan of the original movie seemed to have taken a great piece of artistic work, and transformed it into a flat-lined "ho-hum" you've come a long way baby production. I tried to like Meg Ryan's Mary Haines, but she was just boring. She didn't seem t... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1340 | pending | fb28e169-eaac-4f40-a472-88f5915993b3 | This film could have been a decent re-make, and gosh knows it tried (or Ms. English tried). Assembling talented actors together with a successful & experienced writer/director should be a formula for a decent film. But Ms. English's experience - according to her IMDb bio - is exclusively limited to television work, and... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1341 | pending | d943898f-89ed-42eb-98ab-1da2702306d6 | This movie is not a comedy. It is not even funny in the "this movie is so bad it's funny" department. Rather, it is just plain bad. Other reviewers mention the bad lighting, but beyond that is the abundance of bad plastic surgery.<br /><br />Meanwhile, a lot of great acting talent was wasted on a poor screenplay and un... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1342 | pending | 70301513-10ab-4337-b2d0-170ef1d742b7 | Imagine a film the complete opposite of Lawrence of Arabia, instead of having an all male cast, it has an all female cast. Instead of being set in the barren deserts of Arabia, it is set in the bulging metropolis of New York City. And instead of it being one of the greatest films ever made, it is one of the most pointl... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1343 | pending | e6278512-4356-4f95-bcda-f5cd1e9fada1 | I have never seen the original 1930s version of the film, but this remake is one of the worst I have seen from a major production studio in years. Seeing actors such as Meg Ryan and Annette Bening, once near A level talents, sleepwalk their way through poorly scripted roles is painful. There appeared to be no desire to... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1344 | pending | 6d815167-a5e3-41a8-afaf-9710d8ae0e1a | The Women (2008) by Diane English is sadly such a waste of talent. With Annette Benning, Candice Bergen, Bette Midler, Cloris Leachman whom I like and enjoy in everything I've seen them, and Meg Ryan, Jada Pinkett Smith, Debra Messing, and Eva Mendes who may not be my favorite actors but are nice to look at, how could ... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1345 | pending | cdab5b38-a524-4bd8-b1cf-504efe39b9b8 | George Cukor's The Women remains one of the glittering gems of 1939, Hollywood's most golden of golden years. The film crackled and sparked and it's absence of males was a subtle touch, hardly noticed because of all the fine entertainment.<br /><br />Flash forward. We see Fifth Avenue in New York City, in front of Saks... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1346 | pending | 0a3e2001-e5e0-448c-a3dc-25c2f128af31 | Director/screenwriter Diane English's 2008 update of George Cukor's 1939 MGM classic comedy unfortunately shows more mothballs than its predecessor. Based on Clare Booth Luce's shrewdly observant 1936 play on the relationships that evolve among a strictly female group of pampered Manhattan socialites, the story would s... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1347 | pending | 21f996f1-56e3-426f-988d-8e3cb4a6ac81 | I went along to this movie with some trepidation; the original is a masterpiece of both writing and acting and unfortunately my fears were realized. This is a humorless piece of work and I sat in the theater waiting for the wit and humor to begin- I'm still waiting, it seems. Updating the storyline to the present time ... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1348 | pending | c71f6308-cf7b-4eca-8a4e-549ad1773949 | Saw this movie last night. I don't usually comment good or bad, as I think movies are like books in that there is something for everyone and everyone is different, tastes vary, yadda yadda. This movie was bad. By the end I thought, oh my, this is testing my patience. How many women really look and live like this when t... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1349 | pending | b1b20d71-a286-498d-93ab-ff9c9017a056 | No! no - No - NO! My entire being is revolting against this dreadful remake of a classic movie. I knew we were heading for trouble from the moment Meg Ryan appeared on screen with her ridiculous hair and clothing - literally looking like a scarecrow in that garden she was digging. Meg Ryan playing Meg Ryan - how tireso... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1350 | pending | 9f9449b1-8996-40bc-800f-2d5aa3816fc5 | Updating of the Clare Booth Luce play and the 1939 movie is a major disappointment. The cast of women is excellent, most of the individual scenes work but nothing hangs together. There is no connection from scene to scene almost as if the film was crafted in parts and then assembled in a vacuum. Granted the story of a ... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1351 | pending | 925c78e7-877c-4dfd-b58d-826b3660ddf5 | This is, in simple terms, one of the worst films ever made. The story goes way beyond being tasteless and judging by the actors performance, they know it. There just in not one single redemming quality of this film. Patrick Swayze will have to overcome some major obstacles in his career, before people forget about this... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1352 | pending | 84fa54f6-2261-413c-9a2d-4a00304aca9b | Well, I fell for it. I saw the box for this at the video store, and mistook it for "Girlfight", which I'd heard was great. In my own defense, the titles are similar, and they re-did the cover art for the box so it looked almost identical. Anyway, to sum it up, they obviously re-did the whole cover packaging/promo to ca... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1353 | pending | 00ddbe17-5990-4e6e-9db4-cbe7be40f4e7 | It's about time for a female boxing flick, but this one ain't it. Though the acting isn't too bad, the predictable storyline and silly dialogue pretty much ruin this one from the get go. To top it off, the boxing scenes display zero tension. Come on! How hard is it to make a boxing match seem exciting??!! | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1354 | pending | 5cf420b0-ecb9-48b3-92ca-a0f4dc869988 | I hired the DVD yesterday and first of all it started bad, it's 4:3 aspect ratio film, and it just keeps getting worse, the acting is so bad and the movie itself is way to predictable, I was like watching the movie and said to myself: this going to happen next and guess what happened? right...<br /><br />if you want to... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1355 | pending | b2b42f71-98b5-4ca4-910d-7a3ddb8c4b18 | Woa, talk about awful. Do not waste your time. I wish I had seen the other use comments first. <br /><br />I have to admit, I didn't watch the whole thing. It was just too horrible. The worst, sappiest dialogue... I could go on and on. But what really made it unwatchable was the direction. The poor actors. You can't ev... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1356 | pending | 1a1cc796-c6ea-4e34-a306-53520e675ec1 | This movie was a complete waste of time. The soundtrack was bad, story was lame and predictable, and the acting was terrible. One of the worst 25 movies I have ever seen. After the first ten minutes, the rest of the film was completely obvious. | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1357 | pending | aa717a97-9bde-4c05-948c-37996b4299fc | This movie was terrible! My friend and I were so bored by it we fast forwarded through the last half of the movie just to see what happened. It's the typical sports thing, she either wins or she loses. The only remotely interesting thing was when the one guy refers to someone as a Veg-e-tab-le. That will be a line my f... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1358 | pending | 7cd686e3-452b-49a5-99ee-3f76b87cd2fe | With all of its technical flash, the 1993 "Stalingrad" movie is very disappointing. Before watching it I had read non-fiction accounts of the Stalingrad campaign and had seen a lot of documentary footage and photographs of the actual battle and its participants. I don't think that any movie can really succeed in depict... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1359 | pending | 5d7f6f53-0eff-4ae5-bbf7-6906e872e6cf | The horror. The film about the Nazis - the Germans. The murderers of babies, young girls rapists ... For that they regret? What are they interested in doing thousands of miles away from Germany? You do not come to mind is? Fascists are now good Samaritans? Think, killed, tortured, 27 million people. No, of course, they... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1360 | pending | 4fd23ae4-501a-4ffe-93f0-eb928a84714c | One would think that with the incredible backdrop of WWII Stalingrad that the writers would come up with a script. Nope. There is NO story here! It's like porn, vignettes of violence interrupted by pathetic, rote, and meaningless dialogue.<br /><br />A bunch of Germans march around shooting and getting shot. Slowly the... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1361 | pending | 1cbbd0f1-1899-471c-baed-80682535d9a3 | Do people rate this movie highly because it's a foreign war movie???<br /><br />To me it's nothing more than a bad Hollywood war movie in German.<br /><br />This movie is so bad on so many levels. To even mention it along with Platoon or Full Metal Jacket is absurd. The battle sequences are pathetic, the dialog and act... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1362 | pending | 71cb8af8-1359-4af5-b78a-cf4666c547b8 | I don't know, maybe I just wasn't in the mood for this kind of movie, but it was full of trite melodrama. It was too long and seemed at least mildly disjointed (granted, I didn't pay full attention...). For a more entertaining depiction of the battle of Stalingrad, see Enemy At The Gates. True, some pretentious folks w... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1363 | pending | 43a3e5a6-3ac5-4611-a231-74717919c09e | I love Das Boot. I hoped for something along similar lines -- a realistic war movie, portraying soliders and civilians on both sides as real people, with both the joy and pain of combat.<br /><br />Unfortunately, Stalingrad appears to have been written by a third grader and directed by a fifth-grade student. Major piec... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1364 | pending | 1b92057e-7ade-46b8-b65f-9c00aced2a1c | The war in the East,as the Germans referred to the WW2 Soviet-Nazi conflict, was a war of annihilation on the part of the Germany. 90% of the German army were in the Soviet Union fighting. Their ultimate aim was to wipe out the so called "sub human (Untermensch)" Russian population and colonize the mainly empty country... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1365 | pending | a45398df-65e1-47e4-bafe-5dad9d4e795e | What a sucky movie. This is without a doubt a low-class B movie. The German elite StormTroopers assault Russian bunkers en masse like an old WW1 battle. The acting is mediocre, the plot thin and threadlike. It's hard sometimes to follow where it's going. The action sequences are pretty worthless (when it shows any), ex... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1366 | pending | 108ca91e-9f37-4905-9162-7a9ed13ae6af | I don't usually like TV movies, I reckon that if the thing was any good it would make it to Hollywood. This one though is better than average, pretty high production values, a few interesting story twists and some nice shots of NYC (along with Toronto) hold the interest. | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1367 | pending | 8828aa0f-c3d2-4983-a6d3-ed686e217836 | As bad as they get. This film commits the fatal error of making the viewer not care what happens to characters. The two women in this flick are so stupid that you begin to root for the bad guys so this thing would end.<br /><br />This film is one of the few that was so bad that I had to turn to another channel. <br /><... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1368 | pending | f12379d7-68e3-4490-a5f8-cbce4aa37d21 | A really wonderful cast and very talented technical crew wasted their valuable career time, and our equally valuable leisure time, by bothering to support this utterly predictable and plainly formulaic piece of commercial junk. The movie is based upon a really good and very topical idea but both the producers and the d... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1369 | pending | d933c15b-0046-4e63-930b-30801ca82157 | There's something intriguing about disaster movies. The simple, primal premise can lead to several great stories. Granted, most disaster movies tend to explore familiar territory instead but I can usually live with that.<br /><br />Unfortunately, Flood probably marks the low point in the history of this sub-genre. Robe... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1370 | pending | e240f195-e694-43fa-9728-156363e910d9 | Oh but this is woeful. One good actor after another turns in lamentable dialogue in half hearted fashion under what must have been incredibly pedestrian direction to consider it acceptable. I like Robert Carlyle and Joanne Whalley is one of my favourite actresses, Tom Courtney can act well when pushed and David Suchet ... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1371 | pending | ac411a9e-50ec-4835-bc37-335612ee31d5 | On the face of it this film looked like it might be really good - it isn't.<br /><br />The cast is pretty good, but most of them seemed embarrassed by the whole thing. The real disaster in this film is not the flood, but the script. It attempts to include every cliché in the book, all done incredibly poorly. The ending... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1372 | pending | 22f2cfa3-1db7-4bcd-8ecf-922c1c3da72b | The production values for this film make it fall short of Hollywood blockbuster status, and the script makes it fall short of cult status. What is left is a tired formulaic attempt at the disaster movie genre that will disappear with the ebb tide.<br /><br />A decent cast, are either miss cast, or cannot be bothered.Th... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1373 | pending | cd7eb2ed-6807-4fed-9659-276aae2a2ccc | You would have thought, given how much this overblown pile of rubbish must have cost, that the budget could have stretched to a decent scriptwriter. Instead, they seemed to have opted for a bog standard Hollywood 'Paint by Numbers' disaster movie plot and dialog. The only cliché they seem to have missed was the Cute Ki... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1374 | pending | d6ec1cce-581c-4bc1-9a05-69abddc590ef | 'Flood' is a prime example of how throwing good actors and cgi at a film will do little to compensate for a rubbish script. The basic premise is fine: what if a freak storm threatened to send the sea straight over the Thames flood barriers and engulf London so fast that most of the inhabitants would probably never get ... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1375 | pending | 8e513acb-2750-463d-bdc9-e08ded31925d | This awful effort just goes to show what happens when you not only use computers to generate the effects, but also let them devise the plot and write the script. Someone somewhere has obviously come up with a new bit of software that asks a few questions then churns out four hours of loosely connected clichés, lousy di... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1376 | pending | d0d01009-70ff-4be6-b790-908a03f4e13f | Topical? Certainly. Entertainment? Probably - but only on removal of any shred of the viewer's common sense. Reality? Only in so much that it was made on this planet.<br /><br />How thousands of people were supposed to have died as a result of a 5-metre wall of water in a city liberally littered with buildings in exces... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1377 | pending | 24eddc8e-829a-4d83-a99b-3b0505563034 | I really do not joke when i can honestly submit that this film is not suitable for Sunday night viewing on ITV4.<br /><br />The underground scenes are just awful when London is supposedly under 30ft of water, Robert Carlyles character is drab. The Police commissioners outfit reminds me of something Kate Moss threw up a... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1378 | pending | b979a9ee-dda2-42b1-ba88-30a6a32b1f12 | Miscast, badly directed and atrociously written, this is watchable if you have an hour or two to kill or are suffering from insomnia, but only just. Robert Carlyle fully realises his potential as an actor of supreme mediocrity with only one expression to his repertoire (that of a chronically constipated football hoolig... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1379 | pending | 7b0bece0-0525-4f2d-8696-a0bb633e3787 | I don't normally write reviews, but for this film I had to. I'm shocked at the acting talent in this move going to waste... the script was appalling... the editing awful... and the plot very thin. You spend the first half of the movie wondering who is talking to who and what on earth they are doing. The latter half of ... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1380 | pending | 60ac6067-d6c1-4b62-8542-3365fd5f808c | I usually like these dumb/no brain activity movies, but this was just too stupid. There were way too many clichés and the plot didn't really make much sense. There were a lot of loose ends and the ending was extremely poor and abrupt. We didn't even get too see if the big master plan worked. We only got too see the mai... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1381 | pending | b8166cc2-f0c5-416e-be05-d36902704725 | Well as the headline suggests this is not the particularly good movie i was hoping it would be. i thought it would be great with mr fully monty man himself but tragically not. From the beginning i literally lost interest immediately when 2 women are just making tea and then suddenly she points out there is random water... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1382 | pending | a249d372-22ff-4b58-b3f8-b4f067299fac | This movie follows in the tracks of The Riddle for an all star British cast in a downright awful movie! Poor cgi effects, poor editing, poor direction, a cast that i hope were well paid as this will be a nail in many a careers coffin.<br /><br />Nigel Planer should've donned his Neil wig once more & gone out with a lau... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1383 | pending | e9d760ae-4ee4-4ac4-a087-ff25fcaacbc8 | The digital effects were done on the cheap and the action sequences lack suspense. This was essentially made for TV and it shows. David Suchet looks bored and Nigel Planer looks down right embarrassed! and as for Robert Carlyle's Dick Van Dyke London accent, no comment! If you want to pass away an hour or two when you'... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1384 | pending | 9402b008-8c7e-4f06-8129-5676e6627515 | I'll put it straight to you, this movie is dead boring. It's about a flood, that's it. Blah blah a little about family, blah blah blah politics, blah blah blah boring. <br /><br />Blame it all on the weatherman, poor sod. The Deputy Prime Minister Campbell is a hard-ass that expects everyone to be clairvoyant, a most i... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1385 | pending | 589b4668-8dbe-413e-9b10-7a6bb8697f47 | In addition to all the negative reviews: I was amazed to see that at the drop of a hat somewhere, somehow a CCTV-camera was summoned at a most unlikely location, to show the 'crisis'-team (''Look Maaaaa-aaam'') what was going on, notably near the Thames-barrier, where the professor is hit at full (wind)force against th... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1386 | pending | 5834e45c-2cfb-4411-a919-222a62fab801 | This film was just on two nights running on ITV1.. dear oh dear. Someone actually bought this on the strength of Robert Carlylse.. OK, I missed the start.. but what I did see was so bad I thought, no... I watched in embarrassment for the stars who were in it. Nothing was based on reality, I doubt things would progress ... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1387 | pending | 2e949083-8fd6-4727-a29d-a096999382ec | It was inferred by a previous poster that the military would not be subordinate to the police in a disaster as depicted in the film. In fact the military role would be to supply aid to the civil authorities when requested to do so. The civil authorities would retain primacy. In practise the Army would need 48 hours or ... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1388 | pending | c663dd9a-c21d-4b08-9ce5-252f28595d6b | Oh dear, Oh dear! What were they thinking of? Terrible script, terrible acting. I don't even feel sorry for the actors... they took their cheques to the bank and smiled happily.<br /><br />Since when did an air shaft from Charing Cross pop out at Bank? Why are vehicles crossing Tower Bridge going in towards the City wh... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1389 | pending | 8897d415-aae1-47c1-b624-8bd8e2bc14c7 | This is possibly the worst film I have ever seen; I gave it one star simply because it is the lowest score possible. Whoever thought Flood would ever be a good film? The director and cast should be ashamed and then it dawned on me this could all be part of a shambolic scare tactic. Only propaganda could be this bad.<br... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1390 | pending | 17a10314-4a55-466c-80e5-e6ae8b09d447 | This film was total rubbish. I was sitting watching this absolutely furious that this was funded. They most definitely spent all their budget on the special FX rather than the script writer and director AND some of the actors.<br /><br />First the acting was bland and rubbish. The story was not relatable to the audienc... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1391 | pending | 3a7f814a-0133-4789-b48b-e4fa81c56858 | I was struck by the awful acting and script for this movie. All the characters seem rendered immobile by personal issues - rather like deer in headlights. They dither around whining and moaning about their emotions when decisive actions need to be taken. I found myself yelling at the TV screen trying to wake them up to... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1392 | pending | 09bd6ca7-9e7d-4461-891e-d7b09b918ba1 | Avoid this movie. If you are expecting "The Poseidon Adventure" (1972), you may experience nothing more than a case of the 'bends'. This film offers nothing more than two extremely-long, and drawn-out, hours of complete boredom.<br /><br />The cast members act as if they are angered by the irritation of a bathtub of wa... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1393 | pending | b5a13cdb-8eb2-4c11-a0c7-9d275a330569 | After huge budget disaster films set in America like The Day After Tomorrow and Deep Impact, it was refreshing to see something on a smaller scale like Flood.<br /><br />Using mainly unknown actors and actresses and actually focusing on England it was a welcome change of pace to seeing The Empire State Building being d... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1394 | pending | b46f2368-fb9d-4085-a264-d9a72e7c8732 | I really tried to give this film a chance but when I realized that most of the film was being told by a bunch of boring officials walking around and talking on phones, I knew it was over. A lot of this film also looked like stock footage. That's just lame.<br /><br />The camera person kept like doing these quick short ... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1395 | pending | 0443019b-edcd-42b8-8e2c-ca5784ebfdf4 | I'm sorry, but this movie is just way to shallow for me. In it, Perez is a taxi dancer with boyfriend Keitel trying to make it as an actress. First of all, what the hell is a taxi dancer? Even after sitting through this, I still don't know. Oh yeah, Perez also inspires DeLorenzo to follow her like a lovesick puppy. The... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1396 | pending | 9a964de0-74ed-4373-a291-f52208add215 | I registered at IMDb solely for the purpose of warning others about this movie. Hwo does anyone ever get funding for projects like this? That's the mystery. Farewell to Harry might be the worst movie ever, except that I tried to erase the others that rival this blathering idiocy. Bad plot, not-credible logic runs throu... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1397 | pending | 5a5f7360-0a80-485b-86a3-68028b9ec3ed | While the dog was cute, the film was not. It wasn't the premise, or the theme that was a problem. The premise had great possibilities for humor and pathos both. The theme is a worthy one. Helping other people is more important than amassing a fortune.<br /><br />Sadly, the adorable dog, the unique premise, and the them... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1398 | pending | 4bfbc7d9-5eec-48ac-a3a1-816decb8587e | If you ever plan on renting (hopefully not buying) this movie, think again. It was as if Gary Busey had a gun to his head and was forced to act or die. I only wonder if Busey was arrested for something and was sentenced to play in this movie because I just don't see the guy that acted so much better with Keanu Reeves i... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
test_1399 | pending | 8eb68c5f-7838-407c-a82a-c4edc5291043 | My wife rented this movie and then conveniently never got to see it. If I ever want to torture her I will make her watch this movie. I've watched many movies with my 4 year old and I can take almost anything. Barney is refreshing after a shot of Quigley. <br /><br />The plot, dialog, cinematography, & acting were one s... | null | null | null | neg | null | null |
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